Brangie's New Home Base
Brad Pitt and Angie Jo have emptied out their piggy banks to purchase a $60 million estate in the South of France. The 1,000 acre estate features 35 bedrooms, two swimming pools, two gyms, 20 fountains, a vineyard, a lake and moat. Damn! The only they are missing is a church where Brangaloonies everywhere can gather and worship Saint Angelina.
A source told E! News that the property is surrounded by a forest, so they will have complete privacy. They've already been moving shit in and have reportedly spent $1 million on furniture. The source said, "It's called Chateau Miraval in a village called Brignol, which is near from Aix-en-Provence. And it's absolutely unbelievable." They should rename the joint, Fort Maddox.
So this is where Brangelina plans to grow and train their child army! You know that's what they are doing.
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Are those wax figures of Brad&Angie????
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 12:45pm.
I also was a philosophy major but I got turned down by every philosophy company I applied to.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 2:43pm.
Submitted by Pers on May 26, 2008 - 12:39pm.
Truce accepted. Have a great holiday! I do, for the record, enjoy snark sometimes.
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You were fun to snark with - most fun I've had in a while. I sincerely hope you'll come back because I sense you may have some funny sarcastic things to say about another topic that gets you fired up.
I'm in Canada, but I want to wish all of the American Dlisters a wonderful holiday! :)
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Submitted by Sheeps on May 26, 2008 - 12:40pm.
Pers and Gigi: You guys behave or you're getting a timeout.
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LOL! I will. I can't resist a debate because I was a philosophy major in undergrad. I'm not angry anymore. We have settled the quarrel.
Submitted by Pers on May 26, 2008 - 12:39pm.
Truce accepted. Have a great holiday! I do, for the record, enjoy snark sometimes.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 26, 2008 - 3:40pm.
always can count on your fuzzy ass to come in and quiet the harsh!!LOL!
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"Raise your can of beer on high,
and seal your fate forever.
Our best years have past us by.
The golden age of leather"
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 26, 2008 - 12:37pm.
If you kind of squint, you can almost make out the slip-n-slide about 40' (13m) to the left of the vineyard.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Pers and Gigi: You guys behave or you're getting a timeout.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Hey Gig,
I'm going to send the peace dove with a laurel branch out to you. I don't want to fuss and feud with you. I love Dlisted snarkiness, but you don't deserve any negativity, and we've had some third World War type fights on Dlisted - and I don't really want one.
For the record, I'm an ooooollllldddd, cranky, frustrated gr. 7&8 teacher, not 12. But, I do act like a 12 year old at times, I will admit. :)
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Yeah, it looks nice and roomy, but I bet it doesn't have as many bathrooms as Nitty's house.
"Team Slut"
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 3:19pm.
Gates, Turner, Buffet - they've given away billions but they don't advertise it like these two do. I agree that you can give to those less fortunate AND enjoy the finer things in life, but don't tell me you feel guilty about eating because there are starving people in Africa, then turn around and spend twenty million preparing for the birth of your twins and three times that on a house.
Most of us know celebrities are far from perfect, that's why we don't like it when THEY pretend that they are. And that's what this couple does.
@islandgirl on May 26, 2008 - 2:31pm.
That is VERY generous of you!
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Hey, I am a giver. Heh.
Happy Memorial Day to all! Heading lakeside.
*waves*
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Photo courtesy of NitWitty!
Submitted by Pers on May 26, 2008 - 12:27pm.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Submitted by Pers on May 26, 2008 - 12:10pm.
So you have comprehension problems as well. Poor thing. Let me spell it out in simple language for your brain to u-n-d-e-r-s-t-a-n-d:
1) You = troll
2) You = no one wants to hear from you
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okay, so you are 12. This sounds like a convo I would have had in 7th grade. " You stink!" " Nuh uh"
Maybe I should respond with something your speed. How about umm...i'm rubber. you're glue. whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you?
Submitted by Pers on May 26, 2008 - 12:27pm.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Submitted by Pers on May 26, 2008 - 12:10pm.
So you have comprehension problems as well. Poor thing. Let me spell it out in simple language for your brain to u-n-d-e-r-s-t-a-n-d:
1) You = troll
2) You = no one wants to hear from you
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okay, so you are 12. This sounds like a convo I would have had in 7th grade. " You stink!" " Nuh uh"
Maybe I should respond with something your speed. How about umm...i'm rubber. you're glue. whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you?
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 3:26pm.
happy, happy to you too Gigi!... "fun" is the word, don't take anything seriously on a celeb gossip blog, just my perspective
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"Raise your can of beer on high,
and seal your fate forever.
Our best years have past us by.
The golden age of leather"
Submitted by Green Acres on May 26, 2008 - 3:29pm.
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That is VERY generous of you!
*digs around in underpants for loose change*
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But then again, what do I know?
@islandgirl on May 26, 2008 - 2:24pm.
Why, Lisa Douglas!! Unhand that giant phallus right now, young lady!
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The giant phallus can be rented for $20/30 minutes. I used to loan it by the hour, but women staggered back after a few minutes, so wtf? Supply/demand.
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Photo courtesy of NitWitty!
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Submitted by Pers on May 26, 2008 - 12:10pm.
So you have comprehension problems as well. Poor thing. Let me spell it out in simple language for your brain to u-n-d-e-r-s-t-a-n-d:
1) You = troll
2) You = no one wants to hear from you
3) Dlisted = snarky place, not *happy place*
4) You = want *happy positive place*
5) You = boring
6) You = move on
Did I use to many *big* words?
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Submitted by Sheeps on May 26, 2008 - 2:24pm.
If my mouth was that close to your boy-parts, I don't think it would be painful.
Just saying.
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Photo courtesy of NitWitty!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 12:16pm.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 3:14pm.
Like I said, i have just be reading about politics, which always upsets me. I've cooled down now. I just want people to have a healthy respect for one another, but I'm a dreamer apparently.
i'm not mad at mrs k or you or anyone else here. I don't hold grudges, because this forum is anonymous and life is too short. Happy memorial day!
Submitted by twokids2 on May 26, 2008 - 12:24pm.
Me 2.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Kizzy, I wasn't even making reference to your post, sorry you took it personally. Never even saw your initial post!
Why, Lisa Douglas!! Unhand that giant phallus right now, young lady!
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But then again, what do I know?
I feel sorry for this 2.
With all the money they have, they can buy anything they want, but still, they can't buy real friendship.
Brangelina are 2 very lonely people.
And please, don't give the crap about they having each other and their kids. Every married couple with children knows that is not enough.
I love being with my family and spending quality time with them, but I also like to spend time with true friends.
Again, I feel sorry for those 2.
Money can't buy it all.
Submitted by Green Acres on May 26, 2008 - 12:22pm.
Looks like a giant, painful dingleberry.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 26, 2008 - 12:16pm.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 12:07pm.
LOL!
Submitted by islandgirl on May 26, 2008 - 12:21pm.
At least she let him name it: "L'Atelier de Mary Kay."
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Baaaaaaaaaaaaa. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
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Photo courtesy of NitWitty!
Submitted by Pers on May 26, 2008 - 12:17pm.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Submitted by Pers on May 26, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Wha-?You don't even make sense. This is my last post directed to you. Trolls? What? My brain doesn't go below certain levels of illogical thought and conversation. If trolls are your reference point, I guess you must be 12 or something.
I don't get the attacking...
Submitted by Sheeps on May 26, 2008 - 3:18pm.
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Il et dommage. James Haven deserves at the very least an atelier.
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 8:16pm.
I wish there were more positive energy out there.
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positive energy puts me in a bad mood.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 26, 2008 - 12:15pm.
Submitted by Red on May 26, 2008 - 8:10pm.
Yeah, but my point is that we are so quick to critize when most of us step over or drive by the homeless and destitute everyday. We expect these celebrities to be perfect when none of us are. Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Cliche, but true. Angelina and Brad don't have as much as warren buffet and if he can keep a billion or more, why can't they buy a whatever million allegedly chateau?
Submitted by islandgirl on May 26, 2008 - 12:15pm.
Angie has already assigned him one drafty garret.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Submitted by Pers on May 26, 2008 - 12:10pm.
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No, I'll just let the other regulars chat with you.
You're just another troll rambling through, lost on their way to Just Jared - no different from any other troll that pops in out of nowhere, complains about the posts and expects people to care. I know your mommy wiped your bum and said you were special, but she lied.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 12:07pm.
the only idiots are people who rely on ad hominem attacks to prove their point.
Look, Dlisters rarely attack people based on their sexual orientation, so that's not fair.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 3:14pm.
hell, i don't "know" anybody here... AND i'm an idiot... maybe that's why i don't get bent out of shape about it all
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"Raise your can of beer on high,
and seal your fate forever.
Our best years have past us by.
The golden age of leather"
Submitted by RichBitch on May 26, 2008 - 12:12pm.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 8:07pm.
You are probably right. I think I am nearing my max. I was so upset about the political mudslinging when my bf pointed out that these blogs engage in the same behavior everyday. I wish there were more positive energy out there.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 26, 2008 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 26, 2008 - 11:59am.
I, for one, REFUSE to believe this unless I read it in 'People'.
I need James Haven to confirm it.
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Sheeps, I'm sure James Haven is very busy picking out fabric swatches for the chateau right about now.
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by Red on May 26, 2008 - 8:10pm.
Buffet is giving away 85% of his fortune, not keeping it. And yes, 15% of 44 billion is a lot of money, but why should anyone give away ALL? Why make yourself destitute and put yourself in the same position as the people you are trying to help? Where's the point? No-one gives away all and no-one should.
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Well said.
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 12:12pm.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 3:07pm.
you do realize this is just words on a screen, right?.... calm down, and have some fun
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I was having fun. Until people started call other people idiots without knowing them. How would that make you feel? Anyway, I'm just generally tired of unproductive mudsling.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 26, 2008 - 11:59am.
I, for one, REFUSE to believe this unless I read it in 'People'.
I need James Haven to confirm it.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by Pers on May 26, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 1:09pm.
I'm sorry? Was that a comeback? LOL!
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 3:07pm.
you do realize this is just words on a screen, right?.... calm down, and have some fun
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"Raise your can of beer on high,
and seal your fate forever.
Our best years have past us by.
The golden age of leather"
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 8:07pm.
I hate people who think they are high and mighty and can sit around judging.
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You're on the wrong website then love! ;)
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 3:01pm
Buffet is giving away 85% of his fortune, not keeping it. And yes, 15% of 44 billion is a lot of money, but why should anyone give away ALL? Why make yourself destitute and put yourself in the same position as the people you are trying to help? Where's the point? No-one gives away all and no-one should.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 1:09pm.
So what? A LOT of rich ( and famous) people have too many homes and pay a lot for them. We just don't hear about them. Everyone feels so good criticizing. I have yet to see anyone earn or inherit a lot of money and give it all to the poor. Most of you critics wouldn't.
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Ooooh, you're so smart and so original. I'm going to change my ways just because some nobody poster thinks I'm so mean and nasty.
Go piss up a rope.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 26, 2008 - 11:52am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 11:46am.
Hey!!! Don't call me an idiot! Who are you to make personal attacks against people. And Warren Buffett is not giving away ALL his money. If you could READ you could see that I said ALL not MOST. Last time I checked 85% of 44 billion is still a lot of money to live on. I hate people who think they are high and mighty and can sit around judging.
Most people if they had money wouldn't be doing anything of value with it. Examples include celebrities, lottery winners, etc. We always think we need more.
For your information, the only idiots are people who rely on ad hominem attacks to prove their point. I can see from your argument that you are severely lacking the class to have a peaceful harmless debate.
I am sooooooooooooooooooo depressed. First the Jen & John Mayer thing and now this.
I want that estate. And I want that life minus the kids.
Ugh. Let me just go clean my bathroom or something now...
Submitted by islandgirl on May 26, 2008 - 2:59pm.
I, for one, REFUSE to believe this unless I read it in 'People'
i for one, refuse to believe people, until i read it!!LOL!
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"Raise your can of beer on high,
and seal your fate forever.
Our best years have past us by.
The golden age of leather"
I, for one, REFUSE to believe this unless I read it in 'People'.
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But then again, what do I know?