Brangie's New Home Base
Brad Pitt and Angie Jo have emptied out their piggy banks to purchase a $60 million estate in the South of France. The 1,000 acre estate features 35 bedrooms, two swimming pools, two gyms, 20 fountains, a vineyard, a lake and moat. Damn! The only they are missing is a church where Brangaloonies everywhere can gather and worship Saint Angelina.
A source told E! News that the property is surrounded by a forest, so they will have complete privacy. They've already been moving shit in and have reportedly spent $1 million on furniture. The source said, "It's called Chateau Miraval in a village called Brignol, which is near from Aix-en-Provence. And it's absolutely unbelievable." They should rename the joint, Fort Maddox.
So this is where Brangelina plans to grow and train their child army! You know that's what they are doing.
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Submitted by Chimp on May 26, 2008 - 5:29pm.
ooohhh, shite!!!... you just wet my chops!!... i'm always up for a good book burnin'!!... it's the only way to smuggle the good stuff out for free!
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"Raise your can of beer on high,
and seal your fate forever.
Our best years have past us by.
The golden age of leather"
How long will they stay in this house??????I give about 6 months............................. they will get bored and move on.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 5:16pm.
Submitted by Chimp on May 26, 2008 - 5:05pm.
you guys should write her biography
how much does it pay?... i could make up shite all day!!
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i am sure brangeloonies will pay you a pretty penny for a tell-all...
there is even a good chance they will clear the stock for an AAA (Angelina Addicted Anuses) book burning procession to get rid of what they see as 'vicious lies'!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 26, 2008 - 2:27pm.
Hmmmm (discrete "hmmm," too).
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Sheeps,
You would never be chicken to comment on Islam ever again, I promise!
It's about time they try and keep those kids out of the spotlight ! Of course they need a $60 mil home because afterall it's not like those kids will be spending time with friends or neighbors. That home will now become their world. Pools, 35 rooms, acres and acres of land .... it's sooo fucking over the top it's sickening. This is the bubble the kids will live in so I guess it needed to be big enough! Hopefully they've sold all other homes to afford this. Doesn't this make the rest of the country sick to think these mediocre actors get paid obscene amounts of money for doing hardly anything worthwhile - meanwhile they ask for donations for New Orleans reconstruction??!!! how pathetic and sad. They piss their "not well earned" money away on this type of home. Lets hope once they move we never have to see them again. I thought angie bought dresses in thrift shops and liked staying in motel 6 establishments?! This is a sudden change. Pitt and her have the hugest egos that will eventually lead to their demise. He had to have a freakin $21mil home w/jen and it was just the two of them- that he barely lived in. I'm starting to believe he is the fame whore who lives above and beyond his means. Next time he starts lecturing about going green and saving new orleans , someone should punch him in the teeth!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 26, 2008 - 1:01pm.
Have you read Infidel?
Sorry I missed your post. I was away doing something silly, like eating. Nope, haven't read it but have read some good things about it. I'll give it a gander.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by Chimp on May 26, 2008 - 5:05pm.
you guys should write her biography
how much does it pay?... i could make up shite all day!!
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"Raise your can of beer on high,
and seal your fate forever.
Our best years have past us by.
The golden age of leather"
I think the problem with most obscenely rich celebs is most of them know no other way of life. They've probably been modelling/acting/whatever since their teens so have no real concept of how hard it is to earn money. They may have had a few early experiences of low paid jobs but they were probably fairly short-lived and the rest of their life has been about earning huge amounts of money for doing virtually nothing. The amount they spend on things has correspondingly also always probably been a lot so they probably don't even realise how extravagant they are to the normal person. However it really is no excuse because if normal people can be aware how much they have in comparison to the developing world, surely they must see how extravagant their lives are compared to everyone else.
what we are witnessing here is the establishment of a new aristocracy - the musicians, actors, entertainers, dancers etc - as the old one (originating in feudal times) has totally lost it.
the new aristocray is keeping itself to itself - witness the relationships among them - ensuring that their children mingle only with one another, and even marry one another's exes while looking askance at those of their group who have relationships or marry outside - for example clooney with his las vegas friend is much more despised than if he were bedding - for example - kate hudson.
and where the old aristocracy had a system of loyalties that ensured their protection by their underlings, the new aristocracy keeps itself protected by hiring people to form barriers between them, by forcing their employees to sign non-disclosure agreements and ruthlessly using the law to pursue those who dare cross them (whereas a "traitor" in another age would have met a bloodier end)
$60 mil on a home but can't plunk down $6 on some shine free facial wipes? Priorities, people!
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yeah, I said it! what?
They will just have to get more children to tend the vineyards, make the wine, do the chores, etc.
Why do I get the impression that Brad plays no real part in any of these decisions?
wow there is some intense speculation going on in here...
you guys should write her biography.
Submitted by Keane on May 26, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Yeah you are right. The spending is over the top and Madonna (especially) is a hypocrite. I see her as hypocrite be her beliefs go against how she lives her life for the most part. She talk about staying true to yourself and creating something of meaning when she really makes trend pop songs and kisses other women on stage for the spectacle.
I guess I am being pessimistic (shocker) about human nature because I don't know how many people would renounce that kind of life given the choice. they just make too much money. Everyone involved in entertainment makes too much.
they look like wax all shiny n shit. yuck. her face makes me want to vomit.
GiGi-A-GoGo the problem most people here have with people like Brangelina (and for me Madonna is exactly the same) is they live a life of unbelievable extravagance and waste and then have the nerve to a) show-off about what a great philanthropist/humanitarian they are b) preach to others about the causes they should be supporting. I was watching a rubbish show called "The Fabulous Life of Madonna" the other day and it decribed how one hotel completely refurbished its penthouse sweet for her 5 day visit to the tune of many thousand dollars. The expenditure on material items purely for this 5 day stay was lavish and to me revolting. I thought to myself how can a woman who has been to Malawi and not only witnessed first hand the abject poverty of the people living there (i.e. not enough money for shoes, medecine or even food) but adopted one of its orphans, how could this woman condone a hotel refurbishing its penthouse suite entirely to cater to the every whim she has in a 5 day period. In comparison to what the people of Malawi and most of the developing world have, Madonna's expenditure is revolting and immoral. How can people like Madonna and Brangie reconcile spending millions on property, private planes, staff, clothes etc when they have not only seen the poverty these people live in but have adopted children from such places? It revolts me. Extravagant, over-the-top, unnecessary spending is revolting and obscene when there are so many people in the world who have so little. People should only have as many material things as they really need, and they should always know what the value of what they have would be to someone who's not so lucky. This is exactly what dumb fucks like Madge and Brange don't seem to understand and is why in general people on Dlisted HATE them. Hope this helps!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 26, 2008 - 1:36pm.
LOL! Actually, it does explain why her records sound similar. I guess it could have been worse, she could have used some hello kitty character name or "butterfly" or something.
Submitted by radio siren on May 26, 2008 - 1:31pm.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 12:15pm.
Starting anything with a regular is like WWIII around here. I'm not mad at her. I like debating. I was just upset when she assumed things about me and referred to me as an idiot. I just thought that was mean when I am here to spread sunshine. :P
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Submitted by Pers on May 26, 2008 - 1:08pm.
I like the name George. People always want to name their French Bulldog "Napoleon", which might signal a lack of imagination.
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what about people who name their Jack Russell Terriers "Jack"?
That drives me crazy....whoa, you put a lot of thought into that, didn't you?
Mimi has TWO JRT's named Jack....she wants us to think she wrote her songs? Bitch, please....
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 1:25pm.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 4:21pm.
LOL. to think he had the foresight to anticipate people naming their pigs after them. I also do not recommend naming your dog "Lucy", unless you want your dog to be the billionth Lucy there. I named my dog Piper, cause I was shamefully addicted to "Charmed" while Shannen Doherty was still on. I was in school, it was my stress reliever.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 12:15pm.
Well, FYI, Mrs. Bunny Kravitz is the most objective person on this site. You'll never find any unfoundedness in her posts, lemme tell ya.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 4:21pm.
I like the name George. People always want to name their French Bulldog "Napoleon", which might signal a lack of imagination.
ya know, i read somewhere it's punishable by jail(not enforced, but still) to name your pig "Napoleon" in France, 'cause he didn't want to be remembered as swine... don't know if it's true, but it's funny
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"Raise your can of beer on high,
and seal your fate forever.
Our best years have past us by.
The golden age of leather"
Submitted by Pers on May 26, 2008 - 1:08pm.
I like the name George. People always want to name their French Bulldog "Napoleon", which might signal a lack of imagination.
Wow... I am genuinely surprised LA/HA has kept her promise of staying on the 'NC'.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by Red on May 26, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 3:55pm.
I get your point, but you seem to be the kind of person who tries to see the good in people when there might not be that much good to be seen. But then again, even if these two give to charity for selfish reasons, at least they're giving and hopefully they've made a difference to someone somewhere.
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That's what I think about them. It could be a publicity stunt, but who cares because its more than most of them do.
If this were a jlo or paris hilton post, I would not hesitate in attacking them.
Submitted by radio siren on May 26, 2008 - 12:48pm.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 11:16am.
I think people should be critical of people and their intentions. And snarky comments are funny. I think it gets to be too much when people claim objectivity and really are arguing out of unfounded or unsubstantiated hatred or dislike for a person.
My bf is more positive than I am! Most mornings, we say our affirmations together.
Submitted by Pers on May 26, 2008 - 4:09pm.
With those images in my head, I'm going to bed. It's getting too close to midnight and I have an early wakeup tomorrow.
Goodnight!
Too bad 60 mil can't buy Brad his balls back.
Like someone said...ADD and too much money.
Hope those kids get to live there more than a month or two.
What happened to buying their permanent home in Berlin? Oh, that's right...ADD.
Submitted by Red on May 26, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Submitted by Pers on May 26, 2008 - 4:06pm.
I heard her vagina is golden, with balloons inside, it vibrates and it has LED mood lights.
I want one of those!!
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Seriously! I want my vagina to have mini spotlights attached to it, and it would play "All around the mulberry bush", and would contain a 'ball room' and a penis sized merry go round.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Gig -
a Canadian golden doodle! Nice. There's a lot in my neighbourhood and they're always good doggies. Right now, my mom has a French Bulldog pup named George, and he's a great little boy - naughty, but good :)
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Submitted by Pers on May 26, 2008 - 4:06pm.
I heard her vagina is golden, with balloons inside, it vibrates and it has LED mood lights.
I want one of those!!
This is what happens when people with bi-polar and ADD have too much money.
Meanwhile Brad doesn't have the balls to disagree with any decree that is issued from Angie's hypnotic vagina.
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I heard her vagina is golden, with balloons inside, it vibrates and it has LED mood lights.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 26, 2008 - 4:01pm.
Sheeps,
P.S. chickenshit :)
both of you, shut the fuck up before it goes any further!!!... i'm cooking chicken!!
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"Raise your can of beer on high,
and seal your fate forever.
Our best years have past us by.
The golden age of leather"
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 3:55pm.
I get your point, but you seem to be the kind of person who tries to see the good in people when there might not be that much good to be seen. But then again, even if these two give to charity for selfish reasons, at least they're giving and hopefully they've made a difference to someone somewhere.
Angie wants to move to France to put even more distance between herself and Brad's parents. Ang has never forgiven the Pitts for maintaining their relationship with Jennifer Aniston.
For a woman who is so concerned about "family" Angie has no problem in keeping Shiloh's natural grandparents from seeing her. I can almost bet that in Angie's mind she is thinking that Maddox, Zarah and Pax don't have grandparents so why should any children she has with Brad.
New Orleans was a bit too close to Missouri. Meanwhile Brad doesn't have the balls to disagree with any decree that is issued from Angie's hypnotic vagina.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 26, 2008 - 12:47pm.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 12:45pm.
Submitted by Jakey_G on May 26, 2008 - 12:56pm.
LOL! Yes, it is a pretty useless degree. Unless you want to be witty at cocktail parties or enjoy debating.
wow ! Bickering on a Brangelina thread? who would have thunk it?
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
Sheeps,
Have you read Infidel? If not, run don't walk to your nearest bookstore.
P.S. chickenshit :)
Submitted by Pers on May 26, 2008 - 12:46pm.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 2:43pm.
Submitted by Pers on May 26, 2008 - 12:39pm.
Definitely! As a true American , i know very little about Canada, except they have good healthcare and Canadians are nice people. And my goldendoodle is from Canda. And yes, she's a nice dog.
Submitted by Jakey_G on May 26, 2008 - 12:56pm.
(I'll just laff and admit I'm too chickenshit to comment on religion.)
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Maybe, just maybe, they will settle their asses down in the south of France and stay there. Send the kids to school there, have a family life there, not gallivanting all over creation with six children. You know, the family time Angie said was going to be her focus.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Submitted by Sheeps on May 26, 2008 - 3:47pm.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 12:45pm.
I also was a philosophy major but I got turned down by every philosophy company I applied to.
I had a similar problem with my major, Islamic Studies. I mean I got the offers but they were a little lean on the benefits. No retirement plan and DEFINETELY no workers comp....generous death benefit though.
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Did I ever want to acquire the Sixties? No. But I own the Sixties I'll give 'em to you if you want 'em. You can have 'em.-Bob Dylan
Submitted by Red on May 26, 2008 - 12:36pm.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 3:19pm.
I think the party line answer would be that they don't advertise. The paps take their pics doing stuff and they hope that people's interest in them will cause them to be interested in philanthropic acts.
The reality is that they are not going to give away all of their money, cause none of us would. All of hollywood could probably afford to give more money, but they want to maintain a certain lifestyle. I guess their "finer things in life" cost 20 million, where ours would be a lot less. It's all relative to the amount of money you are making. i'm thinking they give a certain proportion of their salary to money. It's just more than we have and could be more than they need. I really don't know how expensive it is to be a celeb. But I know they have to pay manager publicits , hairstylists, gardeners, housekeepers, security people...at the very least.
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 26, 2008 - 12:53pm.
Jeez, lady, no giant pink curlers outside!
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by Keane on May 26, 2008 - 10:37am.
Well said, Keane. Excellent post.
"Giving quality blowjobs since 1987!"
Submitted by Sheeps on May 26, 2008 - 3:42pm.
If you kind of squint, you can almost make out the slip-n-slide about 40' (13m) to the left of the vineyard.
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Oh Sheeps, I'm saluting you, can you see me?
"Team Slut"
Submitted by cultmovieheathers on May 26, 2008 - 3:47pm.
love the avie, love the name, love the movie!!.... just had to say that!!
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"Raise your can of beer on high,
and seal your fate forever.
Our best years have past us by.
The golden age of leather"
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 11:16am.
I was so upset about the political mudslinging when my bf pointed out that these blogs engage in the same behavior everyday. I wish there were more positive energy out there.
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You have a boyfriend? That poor bastard. I bet he gets to hear lectures on "positive energy" every day ad nauseum. Why do you come to "these blogs" when it's obvious that they don't exist to sing the praises of fake celebs? If you want to commiserate with other Brangeloonie sympathizers, try a different "blog" instead of stirring up shit here. There are tons out there.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl