Brangie's New Home Base
Brad Pitt and Angie Jo have emptied out their piggy banks to purchase a $60 million estate in the South of France. The 1,000 acre estate features 35 bedrooms, two swimming pools, two gyms, 20 fountains, a vineyard, a lake and moat. Damn! The only they are missing is a church where Brangaloonies everywhere can gather and worship Saint Angelina.
A source told E! News that the property is surrounded by a forest, so they will have complete privacy. They've already been moving shit in and have reportedly spent $1 million on furniture. The source said, "It's called Chateau Miraval in a village called Brignol, which is near from Aix-en-Provence. And it's absolutely unbelievable." They should rename the joint, Fort Maddox.
So this is where Brangelina plans to grow and train their child army! You know that's what they are doing.
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Submitted by modianos on May 26, 2008 - 7:39pm.
I don't think you can IM on MS. (The remote was a joke--you asked if you needed to do anything else.)
ONT: Do they need any sheeps?
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
i tried to IM you and it says you dont have IM? remote?? i meant it when i said i dunno jack about MS! lol
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
Submitted by modianos on May 26, 2008 - 7:29pm.
Can you find the remote?
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by modianos on May 26, 2008 - 7:16pm.
(Hope you got that?)
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
ok i sent a request....guess i just wait? do i need to do anything else? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
Hey dlisted sluts! If anyone wants to add me to their myspace page, my addy is myspace.com/shandi41
Just tell me in the message your name from dlisted!
~Submitted by Sheeps on May 26, 2008 - 7:48pm
Well, I couldn't find you on MS, but I'm kind of a retard.
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hmmm...i dont know jack about myspace...i only made a page cuz i needed to be able to log in to do something. i think i have 3 friends and tom is one of em lol when i know youre here ill give you my email then ill go back and edit it out. hows that?
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
They never stay anywhere more than a few months. Those kids are never going to know what it's like to have roots somewhere.
That sounds lonely to me.
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“People were like, ‘You have fake boobs.’ And I’m like, ‘No I don’t, but thanks. I take that as a compliment.’”
- Audrina Partridge
Bet you anything they won't live there more than six months.
ADD, remember?
Submitted by modianos on May 26, 2008 - 6:32pm.
Well, I couldn't find you on MS, but I'm kind of a retard.
ONT: They already have the name for their vignoble picked out: Chateau Jolie.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Fast forward 15 years when Brad runs off with the homelier, yet more friendly (and more buxom) chateau manager.
Fuck Them,and fuck the French!
That's a very old and valuable château, and the French government will have their eye on it. The estate will have to be kept up, inside and out, and that will require whole shifts of workers, and then who is going to run the wine business? And what about the uninvited guests who might still be leftover there from ages past? A moderately extravagant villa would be a better choice for most people — but if they love it, they love it.
while youre checking priceline.com im gonna hit the showers lol brb
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
Submitted by Sheeps on May 26, 2008 - 7:07pm.
Submitted by modianos on May 26, 2008 - 6:01pm.
Cept it's going to be hard to slip some tequila in your E.
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thats true...well, just come to lake charles (when dawn gets settled we are gonna meet up there)and we'll see if we cant figure something out :)
ps. my MS name is the same as this...imaginative huh?
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
Fuck these 2. Sydney Pollack is dead........I'm heartbroken.
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“People were like, ‘You have fake boobs.’ And I’m like, ‘No I don’t, but thanks. I take that as a compliment.’”
- Audrina Partridge
Submitted by twokids2 on May 26, 2008 - 9:14pm.
Thats their holiness coming out.
With all their money...couldn't they buy a box of wipes to clean the shine out of their stupid faces?
Submitted by modianos on May 26, 2008 - 6:01pm.
Cept it's going to be hard to slip some tequila in your E.
ONT: They've got ponies?
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
These two are both so far up their own asses it's not even funny. I personally cannot wait to see how all this is going to end. Sorry, but I think St. Angelina is seriously fucked up.
well i dont drink so i guess we will balance each other out eh? lol i was 18 or 19 the first time...back when it was still legal ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
Submitted by modianos on May 26, 2008 - 5:55pm.
and i havent had a shower today...i bet youre runnin off to plan that honeymoon now arent you heh
hahaha. You did say "dirty." You know, I have never taken E? It arrived after my time and I get in plenty of trouble as it is with just tequila.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
and i havent had a shower today...i bet youre runnin off to plan that honeymoon now arent you heh
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
i usually start off with 2...
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
ugh.
How can they preach charity and giving to the world - yet justify spending 60 million on a house for themselves.
Sure, yeah let me give money to your charities assholes, from my uncomfortable couch in my tiny townhouse - while you collect it from your billion dollar couch in a 60 million dollar estate.
f*ck you brad and angie. F*ck you good.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 26, 2008 - 8:31pm.
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Well! I've got the DVD and don't remember that line. *rushing off to do a line by line analysis*
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Submitted by modianos on May 26, 2008 - 5:28pm.
hahahaha. Maybe not very much if you're already inclined to be dirty?? That's a spoken interlude in a funny video from Summer Hts High, spoken by Jessica, the school slut:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=N_me4RCDP2o
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 26, 2008 - 8:17pm
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Madge - British? You're being droll aren't you?
You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
hey sheeps? i have a question for ya...i asked you on the chestica thread but i guess you didnt check back...the question is...how much ecstasy does one have to do before ones habit is considered dirty?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
Submitted by joe shmoe on May 26, 2008 - 5:09pm.
I can find the thread for you if you're interested. AJ's mom sort of modified her family history in the early 70s to make herself more interesting.
I thought Madonna was British??
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 26, 2008 - 8:06pm
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Oh really? That reminds me of Madonna a little (Detroit etc.) - except that her mother was legitimately French Canadian (like my maternal Grandma!)
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Submitted by joe shmoe on May 26, 2008 - 4:37pm.
I see some comments about AJ's mother being from France..I thought she was French Canadian?
Not even that, Joe. There was a big thread on that topic a few weeks ago. I think the upshot is mom was born near Detroit and later Frenchified her name (though she was partly descended from French-Canadians).
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by wylechile76 on May 26, 2008 - 6:38pm
My exact thoughts too. The Original Rainbow Tribe
I see some comments about AJ's mother being from France..I thought she was French Canadian?
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 26, 2008 - 5:30pm.
Welcome to Brangeloonieville
20 fountains? I would really enjoy throwing a
bottle of Mr.Bubble in each one of those.
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Mr. Bubble, Bubble, Bubble in your Tubblie, Tubble Tubble...
Mr. Bubble Bubble, Bubble wil get you sparkling clean...
Yeah, that's an actual commercial (from my memory) of one of the greatest commercials ever made which happens to be for Mr. Bubble, but it can also serve as Maddoxx's defense....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 26, 2008 -7:12pm.
Asked about a ring she was wearing, Kardashian told the mag, "I'm about two months pregnant right now and we're getting married on August 8th of 2008."
KIM KARDAShian IS PREGNANT.
gross- sorry for the all caps.
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Please say it ain't so!
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 26, 2008 - 7:12pm.
KIM KARDAShian IS PREGNANT.
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seeing as her little grade school sister was dancing around a stripper pole in their parents bedroom, lifting up her tiny crop top, while emulating the 'sex' noises from girls gone wild*... her baby will most likely be born with Lucite hooker heels attached to its tiny feet!
(*oh god, why did i watch E! that day? WHY?)
Asked about a ring she was wearing, Kardashian told the mag, "I'm about two months pregnant right now and we're getting married on August 8th of 2008."
KIM KARDAShian IS PREGNANT.
gross- sorry for the all caps.
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“People were like, ‘You have fake boobs.’ And I’m like, ‘No I don’t, but thanks. I take that as a compliment.’”
- Audrina Partridge
You know, I do recall reading of the coming anti christ parents are supposed to be famous and beautiful, they coming formt he west but the child shall be born in the east...just saying.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 26, 2008 - 3:35pm.
I think calling you a classless debater is a lot tamer than that self-righteous " Idiot" remark you aimed at me. At least I was attempting to accurately describe your argumentative style and point out your error in calling someone an idiot without complete knowledge. You could say, "That remark was idiotic." I would disagree, but at least I wouldn't have been so offended.
Anyhoos, that's all in the past...All of the regulars already jumped on me and now its cool.
Submitted by ricki lake on May 26, 2008 - 4:25pm
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ITA.
You know what i've changed my mind on this - the Daily Mail claims that estate come with it's own Ponies.
Brand, Angie hire me! I look after the Ponies when your away!!! You dont even have to pay me! I'll even be nice to the French and I swear not to stalk Johnny Depp *crosses fingers behind back*. When do I start?
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 12:07pm.
I can see from your argument that you are severely lacking the class to have a peaceful harmless debate.
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, that sounds like an ad hominem attack.
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 26, 2008 - 3:30pm.
Welcome to Brangeloonieville
20 fountains? I would really enjoy throwing a
bottle of Mr.Bubble in each one of those.
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you should send that idea to Maddox on his Blackberry.
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
Welcome to Brangeloonieville
20 fountains? I would really enjoy throwing a
bottle of Mr.Bubble in each one of those.
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I'm sorry, but no matter how you want to slice it, this is just fucking obscene and, in my opinion, negates a LOT of the humanitarian work these two do. I do not begrudge them their fortune, nor do I think it's inappropriate for them to be rather lavish, but no one on Earth needs a fucking 1,000 acre compound, even if it is pretty and in France and you're pregnant and dead Mom is from France.
It is the absolute height of hypocrisy to 'champion' issues like world poverty and hunger and then turn around and A) spend more than the total GDP of some Third-World nation just for ONE of their homes, B) waste a ridiculous amount of space and resources for their holy-yet-still-relatively-small-in-numbers family of 6 (35 bedrooms? REALLY? Plan on adopting 30 more children?), and C)spend an extreme amount of money daily on helicopters for the twins, excessive security, private jets for the constant jetsetting, etc. etc. fucking etc. It's sickening (and I actually LIKE Angelina). I do not understand how they can go from seeing poor, homeless people starving to death on tours of Africa and shit and then not feel the slightest twinge of guilt when they drop like, $60,000 on a 2-night hotel bill, and I have a heart of stone. Ugh.
Submitted by justpicky on May 26, 2008 - 6:11pm.
Celebs are Never happy.
Hey now! That's the one thing I have in common with most celebs!
Good for them. They are in a silly profession where they earn ridiculous amounts of money for pretending to be other people, so why not splurge on a fortress if they can afford it.
Now maybe they will settle down in France and never be heard from again. Happy endings all round for everyone I'd say.
Celebs are Never happy . When they're unhappy that's when they all go out to buy whatever they want .
You can take a average home and it would make anyone
who's "average Normal person , that makes them appreicate
what they do have .
I'm happy just relaxing not to go out and buy "millions dollar home " . Celebs will never be happy no matter what they tell anyone , because they're lying to thereselves.
Also as long as FANS goes out and buy the celebs products , prefume , makeup , Cds , etccc that will only continue
making the CELEBS rich . You're better off keeping the money for yourselves and make yourself HAPPY and Rich.
Let the CELEBS make there own money , called 'REAL JOB .
Like everyone else is doing . why make it easy for the
celebs .... Again celebs are unhappy people .
Plenty of closet space for the blobs to sleep in.
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