Brangie's New Home Base
Brad Pitt and Angie Jo have emptied out their piggy banks to purchase a $60 million estate in the South of France. The 1,000 acre estate features 35 bedrooms, two swimming pools, two gyms, 20 fountains, a vineyard, a lake and moat. Damn! The only they are missing is a church where Brangaloonies everywhere can gather and worship Saint Angelina.
A source told E! News that the property is surrounded by a forest, so they will have complete privacy. They've already been moving shit in and have reportedly spent $1 million on furniture. The source said, "It's called Chateau Miraval in a village called Brignol, which is near from Aix-en-Provence. And it's absolutely unbelievable." They should rename the joint, Fort Maddox.
So this is where Brangelina plans to grow and train their child army! You know that's what they are doing.
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should i take up drinking so ill have an excuse?
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
Submitted by Green Acres on May 26, 2008 - 8:17pm.
You're not drunken? No mint julips? Caucasians? (The drink, silly.)
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Oh please, they need the 35 rooms, afterall they will be housing all the live in nannies! That's 10 rooms right there. God forbid these lame ass fuckers raise their children on their own without the help of a full time staff! How materialistic can you get? Do they REALLY need this fucking compound? Jolie will probably having them travelling the minute she pops out these twins. She likes to play it up that she wants to settle down - but she never will until she figures out what is emotional and mentally wrong with herself. Until then, she will continue to run from her problems dragging those poor children with her! This house is a pure waste of money because they'll never be in it.
60 mil? Holy Fuck! Oh, never mind..it includes the moat. None of the adopted orphans can escape.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
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oh theyre just THE people to call for all of you high tech needs :/ click this link and prepare to be amazed!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AC0sR5_NTFo
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
Submitted by Sheeps on May 26, 2008 - 10:16pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 26, 2008 - 8:14pm.
What's this holiday "drunkenness"?
Hey Frito! How are you feeling?
I know how Angie and Brad are feeling, sweaty.
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Submitted by FritoDorito on May 26, 2008 - 8:14pm.
What's this "holiday" drunkenness?
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
You guys are killing me tonight. I love what holiday drunkenness does to people.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 26, 2008 - 8:08pm.
Why did NitWitty crop out all the seamen in her avie?
hahahahaha. I love a good seamen joke...
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Oh, Dee..Ye of little faith.
Submitted by modianos on May 26, 2008 - 10:05pm.
...ill slip another note in the slots of your locker
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I clap the chalk erasers against the brick wall after school today. I hope I get it before my bus comes. Thanks!
p.s. Who is Fred? Who is Sharon?
No video sheeps, thank the lord. Because I know one of you bitches would convince me to show you and then my big ass is all over youtube.
Brangies place is about as big as my ass.
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Yep, you "herd" it right. I know how you Sheeps like to bleet to one another. I heard the albanian army maybe paid to patrol the moat.
Why did NitWitty crop out all the seamen in her avie?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by NitWitty on May 26, 2008 - 10:04pm.
Aw, sorry, Dee :( Course, I sent you a get well comment! How high up was it?
8 feet tall! I was trying to connect the water sprayer and I just fucking rolled off the top. So embarrasing.
Angies gonna have two coming outa' her water slide soon.
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Bwahahaha!
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DD: Video! Video!
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by modianos on May 26, 2008 - 9:05pm.
Submitted by Green Acres on May 26, 2008 - 8:55pm.
@modianos on May 26, 2008 - 9:51pm.
Your note was intercepted by our resident cafeteria nark, Julie Donovan (and her scoliosis brace), before I could read it. Sorry.
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oh i hate her!! im gonna push her down so she lands on her back...think shell have a hard time rolling over? like a turtle? ill slip another note in the slots of your locker
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LMAO!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
35 bedrooms? How many blobs is she planning on crapping out?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by NitWitty on May 26, 2008 - 7:58pm.
I did hear something about you and the Albanian Navy. But it wasn't so much that you were "in" the Navy....
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by DeeDee on May 26, 2008 - 8:02pm.
Very good thank you. I bust my knee rolling off the water slide. Nothing a couple of tylenols can't fix. My dignity however.....
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should we even ask?
lol
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“People were like, ‘You have fake boobs.’ And I’m like, ‘No I don’t, but thanks. I take that as a compliment.’”
- Audrina Partridge
Submitted by Green Acres on May 26, 2008 - 8:55pm.
@modianos on May 26, 2008 - 9:51pm.
Your note was intercepted by our resident cafeteria nark, Julie Donovan (and her scoliosis brace), before I could read it. Sorry.
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oh i hate her!! im gonna push her down so she lands on her back...think shell have a hard time rolling over? like a turtle? ill slip another note in the slots of your locker
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
Aw, sorry, Dee :( Course, I sent you a get well comment! How high up was it? Angies gonna have two coming outa' her water slide soon.
Hey, Modianos? Are you in Dee and My neck o' the woods? I'm trying to remember if I've seen you say you're from Texas before? Glad to keep Angie and Brad on a different continent!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 26, 2008 - 9:01pm.
She wants 1,000 acres so that she can have herds of adoptees, just wandering around the compound. She'll have a child services worker lasso and hogtie one when she needs a photo-op.
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BWAHAHAHAHA!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Very good thank you. I bust my knee rolling off the water slide. Nothing a couple of tylenols can't fix. My dignity however.....
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
Submitted by DeeDee on May 26, 2008 - 8:59pm.
Good evening everyone!
I wonder what the mortage payments are on a 60 million dollar spread?
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ZERO of course...im sure theyre paying cash for it, silly girl!
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
She wants 1,000 acres so that she can have herds of adoptees, just wandering around the compound. She'll have a child services worker lasso and hogtie one when she needs a photo-op.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Nitty, thank you for considering a way that I can slink into MS and wave to you all.
She walks! She talks! She crawls on her belly like a reptile!
*submerges under the surface of the castle's moat water, a la Apocolypse Now*
@TV No, it's the freighter itself, TV.
Dee! *smooch with a dip and a reach around wedgie* How's my lil' Anejlita Cholita tonight?
im think about gettin fred and sharon to do my myspace for me...im sure theyd do one for you too GA. with skillz like theirs its probably gonna cost a buncha money tho...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AC0sR5_NTFo
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
Hey Nit, looking good sexay momma!
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
Good evening everyone!
Ooooo, GA likes sheeps?!?!? Escalando! LOL
I wonder what the mortage payments are on a 60 million dollar spread?
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Submitted by NitWitty on May 26, 2008 - 10:54pm.
Is that Delta Burke as captain of the freighter delivering imported NY cheesecake in your avie?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Naw, sheeps. I thought you'd have recognized it. I was in the Albanian Navy.
GA, Sheeps told me he was gonna shoot me today when he heard I made a moderately sexy avi of you and a certain part of a sheeps anatomy! Tee Hee!
I think he was wearing his wool lederhosen again.
OMG, thanks for letting us know about Sydney Pollack, PSL. So darned sad :(
@modianos on May 26, 2008 - 9:51pm.
Your note was intercepted by our resident cafeteria nark, Julie Donovan (and her scoliosis brace), before I could read it. Sorry.
Nitty was in the Korean Navy?
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
LMAO, and I don't 'remotely' believe that ;p''
Yeah, back in my Navy days =:0 In honor of Memorial Day
Sid Pollack is dead? Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by modianos on May 26, 2008 - 7:51pm.
GA do you like sheeps? i mean LIKE like? circle one...
YES NO
HAHAHAHAHAHA. *blushing*
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Nit, as I told you in my email, I am in the moat [on/topic] of despair. Is that beautiful avie a photo of you?
Submitted by Green Acres on May 26, 2008 - 8:44pm.
All of this MS talk reminds me of 4th grade, the cafeteria "cool kid tables"...
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GA do you like sheeps? i mean LIKE like? circle one...
YES NO
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
GA, funny you mention that cuz I've been pondering making you up a ms page that you can just come in and say, "Hey," to everyone on.
Glad you like it, PSL. I found it by googling the following phrase:
+cute +cow +acre -objectionable -dingleberry +Ben +Jerry
GA! Howya' been, Lady!
OnT: blah,oilyskin,blah,money,blah.
Awwwww GA.....
I LOVE that avie! Soooooo cute!
Sheeps, yes, you can IM on MS, but you have to download MS IM.
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“People were like, ‘You have fake boobs.’ And I’m like, ‘No I don’t, but thanks. I take that as a compliment.’”
- Audrina Partridge
All of this MS talk reminds me of 4th grade, the cafeteria "cool kid tables"...
*stares out window, hoping the class bell will ring soon*