Brangie's New Home Base
Brad Pitt and Angie Jo have emptied out their piggy banks to purchase a $60 million estate in the South of France. The 1,000 acre estate features 35 bedrooms, two swimming pools, two gyms, 20 fountains, a vineyard, a lake and moat. Damn! The only they are missing is a church where Brangaloonies everywhere can gather and worship Saint Angelina.
A source told E! News that the property is surrounded by a forest, so they will have complete privacy. They've already been moving shit in and have reportedly spent $1 million on furniture. The source said, "It's called Chateau Miraval in a village called Brignol, which is near from Aix-en-Provence. And it's absolutely unbelievable." They should rename the joint, Fort Maddox.
So this is where Brangelina plans to grow and train their child army! You know that's what they are doing.
Wireimage, Splashnewsonline.com
Why has nobody commented about the rug that Miss Pitt wears? Thats the reason for those silly hats she wears - to cover up when she is not 'wearing rug'.
Discuss!
Is this a pic from Madame Taussads?
Please stay there and stop exploiting your kids.
America DOES NOT WANT YOU OR YOUR CRAPPY MOVIES.
Thank you.
This type of shit makes me sick. I hope they go broke buying all these houses that they never end of living in. I used to LOVE Angelina now I can no longer look at her, she is so fake and full of herself its pathetic. Anything for attention must be the motto of this grossly overpaid and grossly under talented couple. Pathetic and NO I am NOT jealous please I see 60 million dollar houses everyday* and I covet none of it.
*Short Hills, NJ.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
Party over here!Fuck you over there.
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by xxyxz on May 27, 2008 - 9:36am.
I LOVE you BACK!
And that AINT no LIE OUT MY MOUTH!
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LoLo
I fucking love you bitch!
No really... I do
xoxo
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Go Spurs!
Also i told you these tards werent "green"
fucking duh!
Hollywood lair mouths!
HEY! Be sure to donate YOUR hard earned cash to their fake shit "Make it wrong" project!
TIMES ARE HARD! Give to a celebrity in need!
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Jesus Christ this fat knocked up whore needs to wash her god damn face!
ha ha ha
Greasy bitch!
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How humble of them. And will this be a green, eco friendly house? Of course not! Even if it was it wouldn't take away from their wasteful pure self-indulgence. They should invite Paris Hilton to work the vineyard.
Wylechile76 -
LOL. You could be right. Angelina is probably shopping for a bannana skirt. Oh shit, that's Brad.
I hate Angelina Jolie she is so fake!
the first part of my comment was directed to Dr.Dick.
me too they adopt because they can I myself can't because wow I CAN'T BUY THE WHOLE SOUTH OF FUCKING FRANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow because they just are so down to earth!
Let's just hope they stay there. These two annoy the living fuck out of me.
I saw the Joesphine Baker Story and didnt the guy eventually leave Josephine?
Oh my Gosh!!!!!
Sachin
Come on, y'all... hasn't anyone ever seen the Josephine Baker Story? French castle and all. What's next is 5 more kids to complete her rainbow tribe, her famous husband leaving her, and then she'll be sitting in front of a mirror taking off her horrible weave/wig to reveal a couple of sad wisps of hair, right before the "peoples" come to throw her broke ass out.
Wait and see if I'm wrong.
60 mil. does this mean that they're broke now?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
A source told E! News that the property is surrounded by a forest, so they will have complete privacy.
- Privacy? WTF are they going to do with Privacy?
Smuggle third world potential future brangelita's to pick the right one from the comfort of home?
I want to call bullshit on this news item basically because I don't believe THEY have $60mil, The Brad I believe has that kinda cash but not Skeletina and her skank ass ain't worth all that. Besides, the Brad does not want to be that far away from his real family and that is a FACT, he's a Momma's boy.
Next they'll be making their own wine.
Happy Hangover Memorial Day.
I have been catatonic all damn day.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Nite (alpabetical list of friends)!!
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by DeeDee on May 26, 2008 - 8:32pm.
All true. But I have a pool, too, instead of Chinese-made slip-n-slide that was purchased on sale only because it was under recall.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
It's my turn for mimi's (short for dormir in my house). Nite nite everyone!
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
thanks DA :) nite Nit :) nite DeeDee :) nite TV :) nite Sheeps...priceline...bevmo...greyhound...whatever will get you to texas is fine by me lol
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
Modianos: Priceline?? I thought you said BevMo??
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by modianos on May 26, 2008 - 11:29pm.
i have to go (just when it starts gettin good BLAH) 5 am comes early...ill see yall tomorrow
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Goodnight, sweetie. *waving* Sleep well.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by NitWitty on May 26, 2008 - 11:31pm.
Night, Modi! Sleep well, Funny Slut!! And I'm afraid I can barely keep my eyes open as well. Sleep well all and hope everyone had a fabulous Memorial Day. Dee, two words: Epsom Salts. *wedgies all around* Night!
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Goodnight, darlin'...nice to see you! *kisses*
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Nighty nite Nit and modianos! *smoochies*
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I don't know modianos. I'm not sure if the hubby will pony up the cash for top notch videographers like Sharon and Fred. Mr. DeeDee don't have Brangie like cash.
Yes, sheeps is very hospitable. He'll serve tequila, but he doesn't vacuum up his wool and will make you pee in a bucket.
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Night, Modi! Sleep well, Funny Slut!! And I'm afraid I can barely keep my eyes open as well. Sleep well all and hope everyone had a fabulous Memorial Day. Dee, two words: Epsom Salts. *wedgies all around* Night!
Submitted by Green Acres on May 26, 2008 - 11:26pm.
Goodnight, all!
(And hello to d-a and Princess Lola!)
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Goodnight, my sweet! *kisses & hugs from me & Princess Lola*
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
i have to go (just when it starts gettin good BLAH) 5 am comes early...ill see yall tomorrow
sheeps, did you have any luck with priceline? :)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
Good night GA!
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“People were like, ‘You have fake boobs.’ And I’m like, ‘No I don’t, but thanks. I take that as a compliment.’”
- Audrina Partridge
Submitted by Sheeps on May 26, 2008 - 11:22pm.
Submitted by dead-actress on May 26, 2008 - 8:18pm.
The moat is a nice touch. I think it's to keep the riffraff out and the paps at a respectable distance, where they can pour burning tar on them.
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Burning tar, you say? Oh, I love it!
Hello, Sheeps love. How are you this evening?
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Aw, night, GA! *big smooch* Good to have caught up with you again. I'm not too far behind you actually.
Nite, GA! See you in first period.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by modianos on May 26, 2008 - 8:24pm.
You speak Spanish?
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by NitWitty on May 26, 2008 - 11:20pm.
Evening, D.A. How ya doing, Lady?
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Hello, sweet girl! How are you this evening? I'm doing great. Baby Lola..fast asleep! I'm exhausted from playing outside with her! lol
ON T: Two swimming pools, huh? A standby in case the kids pee in one...I guess.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Modi, trust me. It's ToKillYa he's servin' alright. Just ask Dee and GA how they woke up one morning with wool in all the wrong places!
Goodnight, all!
(And hello to d-a and Princess Lola!)
Submitted by DeeDee on May 26, 2008 - 9:21pm.
LMFAO modianos! I should have hired those two for my wedding video
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if you cared at all about being married youd do it all again so they could get it on tape for you (yes tape, you know they still use a beta max)
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
Submitted by NitWitty on May 26, 2008 - 8:24pm.
they'll put paddle boats in there then act like they don't know they're being photographed.
hahahaha. While they primp and preen. Hey, they can have swans, too!
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by NitWitty on May 26, 2008 - 9:20pm.
Modianos, you can drink or you can talk to Sheeps and TV, but trust me! You don't want to start off doing it at the same time!!
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well sheeps was trying to slip me some tequila earlier...
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
Sheeps, more like they'll put paddle boats in there then act like they don't know they're being photographed.
Submitted by dead-actress on May 26, 2008 - 8:18pm.
The moat is a nice touch. I think it's to keep the riffraff out and the paps at a respectable distance, where they can pour burning tar on them.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by modianos on May 26, 2008 - 10:17pm.
...click this link and prepare to be amazed!
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HAHAHA! "How abote animation?"
LMFAO modianos! I should have hired those two for my wedding video.
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Modianos, you can drink or you can talk to Sheeps and TV, but trust me! You don't want to start off doing it at the same time!!
I noticed that they made sure to get separate pools and gyms to keep the blobs away from the adoptees.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Evening, D.A. How ya doing, Lady?