It's Memorial Day!
Shauna Sand's exquisite lucite heels and I would like to wish you all a Happy Memorial Day! I won't be posting much today, because my good friend really needs me. My good friend Stella Artois! She's been down in the dumps lately, so she really needs me to hold, kiss and lick her. I hope she doesn't get jealous when I start giving some attention to Grey Goose later today. She hates that bitch.
Speaking of Shauna Sand's lucite heels, the bitch is putting out a line of shoes! The other day, she showed paps a pair of lucite heels from her new show collection exclusively for Big Lots. NO! Not Big Lots. I'm sure Shauna's classy whore shoes will only be available at the finest department stores in the world. Jimmy Choo and Christian Louboutin better watch their fucking asses.
Have a drunk and safe day everyone!
She is so worn out looking and that beat acne face with pounds of make up is disgusting.
She has been riden hard and put away wet many times I am sure.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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I cannot even imagine how much more disgusting this woman looks without clothes...
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"The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic"
Man, her boobs are nasty saggy.
Daynum, her milkshake brings all the boys to the basement! Those jugs be SAGGAY! Ho need a Lucite bra for reals....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Such lovely glass slippers. She's Cinderella Of The Skanks.
Oh it is the Shauna Sand's weekly fucking nothing post.
Clearly she is paying dlisted a weekly wage/fee to get posted.
Oh and just like PP she clearly pays dlisted 3-4 times a week because that is how many worthless posts she gets all about nothing!
She looks like a tranny but so do i!lol
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Shauna's hip bones and nips are equidistant. I'm sure her new shoe line will be made up exclusively of round heels.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Is she REALLY going to be selling those shoes at Big Lots? God, I hope so. That would be the best thing EVER! I love Big Lots.
RichBitch, that IS weird. Hmmm...
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by islandgirl on May 26, 2008 - 8:06pm.
Last night I dreamed that I was attacked by a squirrel. Seriously.
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Last night I dreamed that Hillary Clinton came to dinner but everyone ignored her! Weird. Or er, not!
Thinking about it, lucite heels are the only thing stopping Phoebe Price from being the greatest international style icon the world has ever known.
I must go fax her right now!
Submitted by leica on May 26, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Ugh. I kept dreaming that I lost my shoes last night over and over again and I kept repeating over and over again, "Where are my lucite heels?" Thanks, Shauna Sand.
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Hahaha!! Hilarious! Last night I dreamed that I was attacked by a squirrel. Seriously.
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But then again, what do I know?
Ugh. I kept dreaming that I lost my shoes last night over and over again and I kept repeating over and over again, "Where are my lucite heels?" Thanks, Shauna Sand.
WHY, WHY, WHY?????????????????????
those shoes class up any out fit. i saw the firt pic and i thought ok she is going to the store or something then i saw the shoes and i knew it was a red carpet event that she was going to. please let me know when and where i can get some of those, they will be perfect to put on with my ratty old pjs and take the kid to school
Ugh, the walking embodiment of Severed Head's "Twenty Deadly Diseases".
for a chick with fake titties, they sure do sag
Shauna freaks me out. She looks like a burnt hot dog with Paris Hilton clip on extensions.
*shudders*
Have a safe and "insert word here" Memorial Day.
Michael K, Your like a hot pad on a crampy day. Keep safe.
MK,
Beer before liquor, never sicker!
Careful honey, don't overdue it.
congrats, miss sands:
youve succeeded in looking as trashy as possible.
that is quite an accomplishment, i must say!
Submitted by mike on May 26, 2008 - 3:17pm.
Shauna has me not wanting an iPhone.
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Shauna has me not wanting that sex change operation!
It looks like she had one hair cut.
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Team Toe
Shauna Sands Presents: Lucite Skank Heels
for the soccer ho on the go, accept nothing less for those bunions on your big toe!
www.myspace.com/triston
only 3 words can describe shauna sand, and they are NOT elegant, sophisticated beauty. They are piece of trash!!!!
she really has no clue what a joke she is to people.
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
braless, sweatpants and clear heels..all that's missing is shauna's tiara to make her the fairest of them all...
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
She is such a lady! *Gag*
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
Look! You can see that her own boobies are trying to escape! Run! Run!
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Submitted by Sensimina on May 26, 2008 - 10:16am.
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exactly, if she comes out with a line of lucite bras for all that silicone, all mere mortal women are doomed.
OMG! I love her Canal St. Louis Vuitton from 2004! It's see through, so she's matching her purse to her shoes! This woman is a style icon.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Shauna has me not wanting an iPhone.
LOL Leatherette!
Yeah, Shauna is an ethereal natural beauty. We'd better give up now because there's just no way to compete. Who would buy those shoes?? Once you put them on it will only be a harsher reminder that you didn't win the genetic lottery like Shauna.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
but fuck Grey Goose, Stella and Stoli all the way
The shoes detract from the saggy boobs.
Shauna really needs to design some support wear, but in the interim she should at least buy someone else’s.
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
& Stella Artois is the best beer I've tasted EVER, only fresh out the brewing barrel would be greater.
Perhaps she's going to campaign for John McCain.
WHO is she going to market this shit to? Strippers??
Lucite heels and cleft chin, must shoot myself NOW, can't live up to her celestial standard of femininity.
MK, I love you, but I hate Stella! Yuck!
Skip that shit and drink voddie all day, or a classier beer like Black Label. So chic!
Shauna is RED FUCKING HOT for wearing those lucites with sweatpants!
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Thank you MK for posting today on Memorial DAy.
Happy Holidays and be safe so you can bring your monkey ass home to write more crap about people we love so much. Hugs and Kisses on both side.
The summit of beauty and love and venus was her name...