Wino Is Doing The Bond Theme After All
Blaaaake's favorite crackie, Amy Wino, has confirmed that she is working on the Bond theme for "Quantum of Solace." It was reported that bosses were in talks with Beyonce instead, but Wino insists she's the one. She said, "I've written the song. If they like it, they like it. If they don't, they don't." If they don't, Wino will cook 'em up, cut 'em and smoke 'em up!
Wino went on to say that she's sort of pissed at the Bond bosses. She told the Daily Star, “I’ve done loads of Bond songs, there are loads of good ones I’m really happy with. I don’t know what is wrong with them or what the problem is, to be honest. It’s there, ready and done, and it’s up to them if they want it or not.”
She's done loads alright! A source close to the Bond bosses claim it's a delicate stage, “Amy is still seen as damaged goods – she will have to prove she’s on the road to recovery before she’s signed up.”
Too bad the road to recovery is lined with crack houses. They need to just let her do the song! She's the only that can do. Well, besides Chloe Lattanzi, but she's busy. They also need to make sure Wino wears the outfit above in the video. Hot crackie mess!
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Bond with Sean Connery was the best.
Crackhouse looks like Pigpen from Peanuts, complete with trailing dirt cloud. Jumping Jesus, get some Scrubbing Bubbles for this mess.
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yeah I get it your always loaded. Get dressed and sing Winehouse!
I wish Wino would put a bag on her head. Those chompers look like a nicotine-stained picket fence.
The Bond producers act like they want Winehouse?
Publicity stunt, anyone?
This is the best form of free publicity they could ever hope for before the movie hits.
As if someone prefers Beyonce over Miss Crackhouse?!
What kind of fuckery is this?!
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 25, 2008 - 6:55pm.
The Bond franchise is pretty mainstream. I'm not sure they want Crackie associated with it.
Damaged goods? How about toxic and scabby goods?
You know what? Wino needs a reality check about her 'partying', good one on the Bond bosses for taking their time.
I can't WAIT for Blake Incarcerated's trial!! Bless her, she's better than any reality show on "E"!
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Submitted by cultmovieheathers on May 25, 2008 - 10:14pm.
She needs the brillo pad to smoke her crack!!!!Duh.
Please do not ask me how I know that.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on May 25, 2008 - 6:28pm.
I like no matter how beat looking she is, no matter how early in the morning it is, or drunk/drugged she is, she always has her eyeliner on.
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Maybe she has it permanently tattooed on her eyelids?
Rather her than that screechy Beyonce. And no matter what cracked out mess of a tune she's come up with, it'll still be better than Madonna's bond theme.
"Are those stretch marks on her boobles or just encrusted dirt? She could use a major scrub down using a Brillo pad."**sock monkey**
She needs the brillo pad to smoke her crack!!!!Duh.
Please do not ask me how I know that.
Fuck the song. The leading lady part just SCREAMS for Wino. Would love to see Daniel Craig muster onscreen passion for that thang. Dude would take a sympathy Oscar for sure, then spend his earnings on PTSD therapy.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 25, 2008 - 10:47pm.
"Burntfinger"?
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poor wino...her skin problem still looks REALLY bad...im sure all that concealer doesn't help anything either
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Are they talking about the Bond movie with Olga Kurylenko?
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 25, 2008 - 10:21pm.
I wonder what the name of her theme song is,"Nobody Smokes Crack Better"?
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
I wonder what the name of her theme song is,"Nobody Smokes Crack Better"?
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I wonder what picture I would get if I connected the dots on all of her trackmarks! Oh Wino, you are so much fun!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
First, I hope smoking crack makes you sterile.
Second, the Bond franchise is going to hire the World's Greatest Crackhead to sing it's next theme song.
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Submitted by VooDooVixen on May 25, 2008 - 9:27pm.
I love how crackwhores are under the assumption that bras make excellent tops to wear out in public..........
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I think they have their own style magazine. Crackwhore Chic. It's sold right next to the gum and candy at the local gas station/mini market.
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I love how crackwhores are under the assumption that bras make excellent tops to wear out in public..........
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I really dislike that nasty little "Blake's" tat on her boob. BTW, what do you do when you break up and the person's name is perma-etched all over you?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 25, 2008 - 8:47pm.
Socky, I think it is stretch marks with encrusted dirt IN them, to accentuate them.
Amy used to have big boobies....I actually think they're still pretty nice (minus the dirty stretch marks)
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Accentuate? LOL!
She's got that "hardcore homeless" smell look to her. Bleah. What's weird is she cleans everything except herself.
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Socky, I think it is stretch marks with encrusted dirt IN them, to accentuate them.
Amy used to have big boobies....I actually think they're still pretty nice (minus the dirty stretch marks)
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Submitted by joe shmoe on May 25, 2008 - 7:28pm.
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So true! Why bother with the eyeliner if the rest of you looks like a cracked out mess? There's no rationalizing with crackheads *sigh*
Submitted by FilthyBitch on May 25, 2008 - 4:58pm.
She was obviously talking out her shit stained ass.
Agreed. This is what stoners do in the studio: They get high the whole time, and lay down some crap tracks. Most of the time even the best producers can't salvage much that's useful. That's why she thinks she wrote a bunch of songs.
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How does someone with so much money get so dirty? I worked outside in the yard all day and I was not even close to looking this filthy! I don't get it.
I've never watched an entire James Bond movie either. I just don't see what the big deal is.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Are those stretch marks on her boobles or just encrusted dirt? She could use a major scrub down using a Brillo pad.
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If I thought she'd wear it I'd happily send her a large paper bag.
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Submitted by Accidental Sexiness on May 25, 2008 - 6:51pm.
I've never even seen a Bond movie!
--Are you serious? Wow.
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Is that moss growing on her?
She was obviously talking out her shit stained ass. Mark Ronson was the one producing it remember? He just said 2 weeks or so ago that Amy was not in a place where she could do the song, or some other BS. How in the hell would she have tons of songs completed in the last 2 weeks when she is busy squatting in the woods every day?
But thanks for giving me another post luv *fluffs hair*
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I've never even seen a Bond movie! I'm more annoyed that I can also see her nip. Gross!
i could care less who sings the bond theme song...i do care that someone should get a hose and some bleach and scrub wino down with a brillo pad...this just hurts my feelings to look at...
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next time i'll think twice about donating clothes to the salvation army, because as far as i can tell, crackhouse needs them more.
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SERIOUSLY, AMY BETTER be high when she said this. why would you reward this CRACKHEAD. let her spend this time cleaning herself,just like whitney, before she does any more music.
Jesus christ, will someone not hose her down already. UGH, she is filthy
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HELL TO DA NAW, this can NEVER happen.it is BEYONCE or NO ONE ELSE. the BITCH is probably HIGH, speaking crap.
BEYONCE, send some CRACK to AMY, that should keep the BITCH busy, while you record and release the song and video.
I used to sleep through Bond movies until Daniel Craig took over. 'nuff said. Now as to Wino, does she have no idea that cameras are catching these cracked out expressions of her? Does she really answer her front door yowling like a cat in heat? I like no matter how beat looking she is, no matter how early in the morning it is, or drunk/drugged she is, she always has her eyeliner on. Wino knows how important it is to never been seen in public "without her face on". And what a face it is.
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That's brilliant. Let's keep on enabling the junkie.
Bless you Wino, God bless you. Sometimes crack can be a good thing. I am glad you came to your senses kicked Beyonce to the curb.
I can't believe that another Bond movie is coming out this fall.
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This whole Bond theme song drama is stupid.
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James Bond is dead.
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Thank god, Amy is much more tolerable than Beyoncé.
Agreed...at least its not Beyonce and I won't be watching Bond films until a new and better Bond is appointed.
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At least it won't be Beyonce.
I don't watch Bond movies either.
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Anyone who would have went to see the new Bond film, but decides not to because Wino is singing the theme song, is an absolute idiot.
Simple.
For me, its even simpler as I do not watch Bond films at all.