Sunday, May 25th 2008
Close Friends
Lindsay Lohan's rep has once again denied that her client is Lezzy Lohan. Lezzy sounds better than Lindsay. It just does. When asked about Lindsay's relationship with Sammy Ronson, her rep said, "They are close friends." Deeeeenied. What is her pr bitch supposed to say?
I mean, they totally look like they are giving each other moustaches. Actually, I'm sure Sammy is the only giving a moustache. Lindsay is probably clean shaven down there.
Here's some pics of Lindsay at the pool in Cannes yesterday. Sammy is not around. She was back in the room trying to get Lindsay's tan grease off of her chode. Sammy, use Dawn. It cuts the grease!
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Submitted by Lindalou on May 26, 2008 - 6:04pm.
Very attractive women. I wonder who they are.
Hahaha.
I saw these pics on another site and they say thats Hohan. But yea, really doesn't look like her.
Once the camera place where I have photos developed gave us the wrong pics. I remember saying something similar.
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Very attractive women. I wonder who they are.
I am with K.G, I thought that it was Kin Catrall. Actually, Kim looks younger and is in better shape.
I thought that was Kim Catrall
That bikini top looks horrible. I think those strapless ones never look good unless you're super small chested... OR if you're Vera DeMilo.
I can't sleep...
I think she and Samantha make a hot couple,I hope they come out soon.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 25, 2008 - 5:40pm.
I don't think that's Lindsay either.
This bitch is not freckly, orange-y, and her belly button is too low to be Hohan.
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Um... you actually know how low Lindsay' belly button is on her body? That seems weird for someone who calls her Hohan. :P
Doesn't look anything like LL in those piccies to me :(
Is the hat confusing me?
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What a stupid ill-shaped bimbo bitch. go put cloths on ho!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
wtf thats not lindsay...
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hell, i thought she was in rehab.... my mistake
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I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
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She's trying desperately to sell her goods to the old man in the background. Notice - she never quite drapes the towel around herself.
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Tell me Lindsay is not wearing the same shades in this pic:
http://dlisted.com/node/25960#new
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Submitted by Tacky Pretty on May 25, 2008 - 6:06pm.
I don't understand you. You make being gay sound so awful. Why is it that when you call any of these celebs gay it sounds like the worst insult.
I think you're a closeted straight guy, and you have all the signs of it.
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was that directed at Michael K? He is openly gay. why would he have a problem with it?
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Lindsay is Bisexual have no doubt about it and tha girl is not lindsay she is not orange enough
I don't understand you. You make being gay sound so awful. Why is it that when you call any of these celebs gay it sounds like the worst insult.
I think you're a closeted straight guy, and you have all the signs of it.
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I think it is Lindsay (unless someone has the exact same facial profile). Her body looks much better when the lady bits are covered.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
This girl looks like Blohan...but she doesn't have Linds' signature features, like orange patches, freckles, and thighs that look like they are trying to eat her knees.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
The pool is looking rather muddy-orange.
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I don't think that's Lindsay either.
This bitch is not freckly, orange-y, and her belly button is too low to be Hohan.
Unless the lack of orange glow is throwing us all off......
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Hey Micheal K...how about you take a closer look at this pics again, because that's not even Lindsay.
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LOL! I love The Soup. Thanks for the link Mike.
Sam may not be with her right now. But you know once the sun goes down, two chochas will be bumping in the night.
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What?! No leggings to go with that bikini!? Pfft.
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Must be nice to hang out in Cannes for weeks and not have to work. What a life. Where the hell does she get all her money?
I really don't think that's Lindsay. Lindsay's breasts are bigger.
Is that her? I thought she was a different hue.
I'm pretty sure thats not Lohan
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Submitted by letinstar on May 25, 2008 - 4:41pm.
ooop..i thought this was sharon stone...meow...
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I thought the same thing at first, but Sharon has better skin... (oooh, I'm a bitch)
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tee hee, sharon's skin is better...ha!
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my new ringtone...hotness...
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 25, 2008 - 7:05pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on May 25, 2008 - 4:02pm.
Nah he looks like a 32 to me.
Arigato. But hot, right?
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Sure!
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
Dawn says "No, thank you!".
Ugh.
Skeevy.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
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Sheesh, her career is so over. *ding* Sounds about done!
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Submitted by letinstar on May 25, 2008 - 4:41pm.
ooop..i thought this was sharon stone...meow...
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I thought the same thing at first, but Sharon has better skin... (oooh, I'm a bitch)
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Submitted by Sheeps on May 26, 2008 - 12:05am.
But hot, right?
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I would but I'm a whore.
Submitted by Sayonara on May 25, 2008 - 4:02pm.
Nah he looks like a 32 to me.
Arigato. But hot, right?
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Submitted by Chimp on May 25, 2008 - 7:01pm.
its funny watching someone's career fall apart... she seems oblivious which makes it an even better show.
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Of course she is oblivious to the fact that her career is on the skids.
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
Submitted by Sheeps on May 25, 2008 - 6:21pm.
The guy in thumbnail 1 is about a 33B?
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Nah he looks like a 32 to me.
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
Ok that is not Lohan, just some random girl that slightly resembles her.
its funny watching someone's career fall apart... she seems oblivious which makes it an even better show.
Even though she looks 40 she STILL has a better beach bod than Unfitney.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Or maybe she's just loving all this attention and has no leanings in any direction.
Geez, I am so bored with this wench.
I, for one, like that she is prematurely aging. I am 26 and I look like hag sometimes. It's nice to see that I'm not alone in that.
ooop..i thought this was sharon stone...meow...
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
Please. Blowhan will screw anything or anyone as long as they pay her for it.
Lohan is fucking beat. I fully thought that was a pic of kim cattrell.
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My brains tell me he's a douche,
but my genitals tell me he's a hot piece.
Lindsay can get a lot more money for her story, if she keeps denying for a while....
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
Ha, before I read the caption, I thought it was Kim Cattrall.
BTW, did y'all see the spoof trailer on this week's The Soup:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmsThkqlljM
The guy in thumbnail 1 is about a 33B?
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No way that's Lohan. She's not orange.
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