Sunday, May 25th 2008
Jakey Poo And Reese Cuddling....
Jakey Poo is totally checking out some hot ass in the picture above. Reese is thinking, "Why won't Jakey Poo play with my panty hamster?" Sigh.
Here's Jakey and his main fag hag cuddling outside of a restaurant yesterday. Reese is looking like a little pregnant in the belly. This is obviously impossible. You can't get pregnant from "tickle and giggle" sessions. It's just Shirley Temple bloat.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 25, 2008 - 4:19pm.
You didn't hear? He and Richard Simmons are doing a re-make of Midnight Run.
Submitted by christine the hoff on May 25, 2008 - 4:18pm.
You also think that Mario Cantone should be doing action movies.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on May 25, 2008 - 1:18pm.
I found Brokeback to be a beautiful movie and he was great in it, but that's me.
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Me too. I love that movie. Everyone did a great job. Beautifully done.
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“Everyone says I need to date a normal guy. What is normal, anyway? For me, normal is a famous actor or a rock star. That’s normal,”
-Denise Richards
I found Brokeback to be a beautiful movie and he was great in it, but that's me.
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They make a wonderful couple, and I'm sure that they will be very happy together for many years to come.
After all, they are the two most over-hyped actors of their generation, and they know what it's like to have praise heaped upon their mediocre projects.
Brokeback Mountain and Walk the Line were both SHIT, and neither of them are any better actors than the cast of the OC or The Simple Life.
Not gay? He's handled more sausage than the chef at my local pizzeria.
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Submitted by EyeRoll on May 25, 2008 - 1:04pm.
he might get straight roles, just not romantic leading man type roles
I suppose he could play the lead in a drama about a single CPA.
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Beat, LOL! I'm joking on ya.
on topic, I refuse to believe he's gay! he's adorable!
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 25, 2008 - 1:02pm.
What if coming out meant he'd never again get a straight role in Hollywood?
he might get straight roles, just not romantic leading man type roles
Sheeps, I agree. It's all for image. Same reason TommyGirl and Revolta are still in the closet.
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“Everyone says I need to date a normal guy. What is normal, anyway? For me, normal is a famous actor or a rock star. That’s normal,”
-Denise Richards
CTH: I meant that as in, "They're not having an ounce of sex"
Sleeping with my mother?! Whores, the lot of you!
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You can't stop the BEAT!
"A little hoo-ha, a little poot-poot, hee-ha, a little foo-fah..."
Submitted by Madam Pince on May 25, 2008 - 12:40pm.
His parents and godmother are liberal, forward-thinking folks who wouldn't encourage him to live in the closet.
What if coming out meant he'd never again get a straight role in Hollywood?
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psl
you're stuck with me and my granny ass til my boo boos are better!!!
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beat
you're fucking Dawnie? that's my kool aid, bitch!
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CTH:
you again Granny? I thought we were done with you.
LMAO
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“Everyone says I need to date a normal guy. What is normal, anyway? For me, normal is a famous actor or a rock star. That’s normal,”
-Denise Richards
I have never thought he was gay. but then agian, I'm a straight woman who'd like a piece of his action, know what I'm saying?
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Don't ask me why, but I don't see these two together in two years. I see her with an older executive type and him with a brunette. Just an opinion.
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Submitted by Madam Pince on May 25, 2008 - 3:40pm.
I'm obviously the only one who believes this, but I stick to my long-held assertion: I don't think Jakey Poo is gay. His parents and godmother are liberal, forward-thinking folks who wouldn't encourage him to live in the closet.
I honestly don't think he is, either, for much the same reasons you cite.
Plus, Donnie Darko can't be gay!!!!
Submitted by Madam Pince on May 25, 2008 - 2:40pm.
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IDK about that. My parents are pretty liberal themselves, but I sure as hell was still scared out of my mind to come out to them.
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You can't stop the BEAT!
"A little hoo-ha, a little poot-poot, hee-ha, a little foo-fah..."
Submitted by Madam Pince on May 25, 2008 - 12:40pm.
I'm obviously the only one who believes this, but I stick to my long-held assertion: I don't think Jakey Poo is gay.
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one of my best guy friends doesn't believe it either. He says she's never heard rumors....I laugh every time we have this discussion.....
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Submitted by Madam Pince on May 25, 2008 - 12:40pm.
word, mamacita
I'm obviously the only one who believes this, but I stick to my long-held assertion: I don't think Jakey Poo is gay. His parents and godmother are liberal, forward-thinking folks who wouldn't encourage him to live in the closet.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
Those two are having as much sex as me and Dawnie are.
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"A little hoo-ha, a little poot-poot, hee-ha, a little foo-fah..."
@urban cougar
Yeah, I can always rely on Austin to 'come up with it.'
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@Jakey_G
Don't worry. Austin will frontage--um--front you.
Jakey has never been discreet. Just look at him with Reese's beard payment right there in his hand! tsk.
Yeah. Since the last check bounced, the bitch will only take cash. Now I'm short for the long weekend.
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@CTH:
Me either. I mean they totally braid each other's hair, but if it makes them happy, whatevah.
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Lying on the floor
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Submitted by UrbanCougar on May 25, 2008 - 3:00pm.
Jakey has never been discreet. Just look at him with Reese's beard payment right there in his hand! tsk.
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Too funny!
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
I can't believe I am about to type this, but I think they look sort of cute together.
She does look thick in the belly area, but after those bikini shots from last week, I think she might have just put on some weight.
I doubt they will last but Jake w/Reese is MUCH better than Jake w/Kirstin Drunkst.
Jakey has never been discreet. Just look at him with Reese's beard payment right there in his hand! tsk.
I will never believe these 2 are in a sexual relationship.
Best friends? yes...but not bf/gf...
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“Everyone says I need to date a normal guy. What is normal, anyway? For me, normal is a famous actor or a rock star. That’s normal,”
-Denise Richards
Damn you Reese, you've made Jake Gyllenhaal boring!
"Thank you for being a friend!"
Girlfriends have to stick together.
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He looks better than his sister, but he is still corny as punch.
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?"
Martin
I really don't understand these two. I thought reese was smarter than that to settle with him. I don't get any love vibe when they show pics of them together.
jakes ok, but Ryan is hot. i luv ryan's curly hair and slightly bucked teef. yummy.
Oh Mk, you sound like my husband, well almost...but he refers to mine as "that panty rat with teeth" .
"Team Slut"
LMAO MK @ panty hamster! That's a new one for me.
I think she was expecting a kiss. Look how she has her leg lifted all romatical like.
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I dunno, I kinda see him as holding her protectively.
I can't hate on them, he's adorable and so is she.
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That's the "Thanks for lunch, great to see you" hug, while waiting for the valet to pull round.
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