Sunday, May 25th 2008
Jakey Poo And Reese Cuddling....
Jakey Poo is totally checking out some hot ass in the picture above. Reese is thinking, "Why won't Jakey Poo play with my panty hamster?" Sigh.
Here's Jakey and his main fag hag cuddling outside of a restaurant yesterday. Reese is looking like a little pregnant in the belly. This is obviously impossible. You can't get pregnant from "tickle and giggle" sessions. It's just Shirley Temple bloat.
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OK. I can't take this anymore. Cute couple alert overload. I'm going to go somewhere and get a latte. I'm sure that will make me feel better. BLECH.
Reading "panty hamster" almost made me shit my pants!
Ugh... I have to like them. I just do. Even though I wonder what kind of guy dates that twit, Kirsten Dunst, forever.
But I do love how she's a teeny bit cougarific... a cougar cub, if you will.
I think she looks like a cold fish,I do not know what he sees in her.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Get with the new millenium, sluts!
Bi is the new straight!
And one of my best friends is the spitting image of Reese Witherspoon...before she dropped 10-15 pounds and went Hollywood. She always looks bloated because her frame is not meant to be that small. She should deifnitely be more curvy than she is now.
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zzzzzzzzzz...but I'd pay to watch Jake fuck man, woman, or beast, or tailpipe. He's uber-sexual on screen.
Submitted by mike on May 25, 2008 - 4:25pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 25, 2008 - 4:22pm.
That's after he and Mario do a human-version of Alien vs. Predator
And I thought that was Shitney's sex tape.LOL
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I think they make a cute couple, I like both of them. Jake is hawwwtt.
And nah sorry I don't believe the gay talk about Jake, but I do think that doing BBM was bad for his career.
He just seems the sensitive, intellectual type to me.
MISO!
Paul Fucking LYNDE
hahahahhahahahah
awesome.
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
I think the leg lift when she hugs him is so cute....lol
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Submitted by Albatross on May 25, 2008 - 5:15pm.
I am soooo sick of the Jake hate on this site. WTF?
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It is not Jake hate. Jeez. People are stating their opinions, I don't think anyone (besides TV, lol) has said anything too mean.
You are right about one thing. It isn't anyone's business if he is gay.... I just think it sad that he can't live his life being the person he really is....he keeps hiding behind beards.
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
I am soooo sick of the Jake hate on this site. WTF? Jake, I love you and hope you are happy! You are gorgeous and talented and your sexuality is NO ONE ELSE'S BUSINESS!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 25, 2008 - 4:11pm.
Not gay? He's handled more sausage than the chef at my local pizzeria.
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If you are in Jersey then that is a whole lot of sausage. We have a pizzeria on every corner.
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
She's is matronly. He looks like he's hugging his aunt or something....just so non-sexual.
i feel absolutely nothing when i see reese and jakey hugged up...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Submitted by zomay on May 25, 2008 - 2:33pm.
Saarsgard? BI? Ya think?
hahahhahahhaa....REEKS out of it.
I like that guy.
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“Everyone says I need to date a normal guy. What is normal, anyway? For me, normal is a famous actor or a rock star. That’s normal,”
-Denise Richards
Heeheee you guys crack me up. I said brunette and never mentioned the sex, because I swear he is BI. I think his sister is BI too. And her husband is for sure BI.
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speaking of avies, love yours!
'Summer Heights High' fucking rocks! :D
Submitted by RichBitch on May 25, 2008 - 5:29pm.
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Yeh it does doesn't it? I luurves it.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Not really no - he's not that gay even. He just used to work in an interior design/furniture store and will point out things like my cereal bowl has a satin finish round the rim (that's not a double entendre in case you were wondering!). He doesn't know about girl's clothes so much but his are quite carefully chosen. Just loads more attention to detail than a straight guy would have. He can also be quite OCD about things like getting the perfect white teacup and the perfect cake holder with a glass case (ok we're British so the teacups is normal but the cake holder is admittedly pretty camp!). OCD is most common in gay men so thats another trait. I can see Jake G being just the same, not a queen, but just having lots of traits that you wouldn't find in an average straight guy.
Submitted by joe shmoe on May 25, 2008 - 2:25pm.
I like these two together. Now back to the interesting stuff: Mike what's that you're manhandling in your avie?
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hi joe! scroll down a little....it's all explained there....lol
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“Everyone says I need to date a normal guy. What is normal, anyway? For me, normal is a famous actor or a rock star. That’s normal,”
-Denise Richards
@Mike - sorry no need to answer, just read your comment. Foosball eh? I'll have to look into this game. It looks strangely sensual. *Joe Shmoe wandering away to google foosball*
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
I like these two together. Now back to the interesting stuff: Mike what's that you're manhandling in your avie?
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
now you mention it, I do know a guy like that.
manly as all hell, you'd never guess in a million years.
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Submitted by Keane on May 25, 2008 - 2:01pm.
One of my gay male friends massively fancies Jakey G and they're actually very similar both in looks and mannerisms.
That sounds about right. Does he also know what Louboutins are?
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One of my gay male friends massively fancies Jakey G and they're actually very similar both in looks and mannerisms. My friend is a completely non-queeny gay who hates the camp gay scene and who you'd assume was straight unless you knew otherwise. He's tall and strong, interested in cars and overall quite manly. He only gives it away in small ways like his attention to detail in matters of interior design, home furnishings, clothes etc - the type of things most straight men would never think about in such detail. Jake Gyllenhaal strikes me as one of these. Not overly camp or queeny like you could imagine Tom Cruise or John Travolta could be if they let it out, but just quietly, happily gay. The body language between him and Kirsten Dunst was a total giveaway - there's no way they were a couple, they were like brother and sister. I'm certain he was just her gay best friend/beard.
I'm so relieved it's not just me who's a total mong! :-D
I didn't even think that was Mike.
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OMG
I thought Mike was bbqing!
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*whispered to everyone except mike* Does mike know how fucking hot he is and what he does to everyone here? *phew! thank god mike can't hear me whisper!*
I thought Mike was grilling corn. (Ed: Not a euphemism.)
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Submitted by RichBitch on May 25, 2008 - 1:52pm.
At first I thought he was getting ready to BBQ or something, and those were Hot Dogs too. Don't feel too stupid....lol
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“Everyone says I need to date a normal guy. What is normal, anyway? For me, normal is a famous actor or a rock star. That’s normal,”
-Denise Richards
mike: I'm playing foosball (in my avie), fool! :)
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LOL OMIGOD I feel like such a twat! *blush*
I thought you were making hotdogs!! (you can see how I thought that right?)
You are so hetero, I would never in a million years have coinsidered foosball or "table football" as we call it in the UK! ():-)
Submitted by RichBitch on May 25, 2008 - 4:45pm.
I'm playing foosball (in my avie), fool! :)
Fortunately both my balls are working at full capacity and I don't ride a bike.
Or should that be unfortunately?
I am ridden like a bike though! :D
Submitted by Sheeps on May 25, 2008 - 4:42pm.
My tits are bigger.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 25, 2008 - 9:11pm.
Not gay? He's handled more sausage than the chef at my local pizzeria.
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Looks like Mike is handling plenty of sausage in his new avie! *suspect* ;D
Submitted by RichBitch on May 25, 2008 - 4:42pm.
Ever lose a testicle to cancer caused by early-career steroid abuse?
Submitted by RichBitch on May 25, 2008 - 1:42pm.
Ever ride a bicycle?
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Team Toe
I see him with me.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 25, 2008 - 1:36pm.
You're like Miss Cleo without the accent.
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Team Toe
Team V I see you're at the top of your game today, hahahahhah!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 25, 2008 - 1:36pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 25, 2008 - 4:33pm.
I see him with a Tour de France winner. Possibly with one testicle.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
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“Everyone says I need to date a normal guy. What is normal, anyway? For me, normal is a famous actor or a rock star. That’s normal,”
-Denise Richards
Submitted by Sheeps on May 25, 2008 - 4:33pm.
I see him with a Tour de France winner. Possibly with one testicle.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by zomay on May 25, 2008 - 11:54am.
I see him with an older executive type.
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Submitted by zomay on May 25, 2008 - 11:54am.
I see her with an older executive type and him with a brunette. Just an opinion.
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TommyGirl?
Submitted by mike on May 25, 2008 - 4:25pm.
I thought I was watching Alien vs. Predator last night, but it was just closed circuit footage of Paris Hilton's gynecological exam.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 25, 2008 - 4:22pm.
That's after he and Mario do a human-version of Alien vs. Predator.
Submitted by mike on May 25, 2008 - 4:20pm.
Richard Simmons is also starring in an updated version of "Commando".
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Submitted by mike on May 25, 2008 - 1:20pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 25, 2008 - 4:19pm.
You didn't hear? He and Richard Simmons are doing a re-make of Midnight Run.
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hahahahhahaa
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“Everyone says I need to date a normal guy. What is normal, anyway? For me, normal is a famous actor or a rock star. That’s normal,”
-Denise Richards