$1.4 Million For This Fugly Shit?
TMZ reports that Ass and Pete pocketed $1.4 million from People for exclusive pictures of their trash bag wedding. However, there was a catch. Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo had to be at the wedding. That's why they put a little picture of Jess and Romo on the cover, because they sell.
Papa Joe reportedly took all the pictures, so they could get even more money. Yeah, right. He only wanted to be the "official photographer" so that he could take pictures of Asshole getting ready. Barf.
Jess and Romo attended the wedding together even though it was reported they had broken up. So did cold hard cash bring Romo to the party? Doesn't that bitch have enough money on his own?
The bigger question here is, how much money did Hemingway the bulldog get? He's suffered the most in all of this. I mean his name is Hemingway and look what he was forced to wear!
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You know, in theory, anyone can get rich...these two will always be no-talent, money greedy not to mention FUCKING HIDEOUS trash.
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shit, Asslee's witch chin reminds me of when she had a matching witch nose. Seriously looked like those kindergarten witch profile cut-outs.
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A plastic faced skank with LITERALLY NO TALENT and dude who flat irons his hair, wears eyeliner, is about as as attractive as a punch in the face and pretends to like girls when he is clearly DYING to slide one up the tailpipe do not belong in ANY magazine other than Plastic Skank & Rim Job Lovers monthly.
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Love this!
Thanks for making me look at that shit again... Now my eyes hurt.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
Crap. I wouldn't want that shit if it was free.
Submitted by Keane on May 25, 2008 - 12:59pm.
I'm sure Nick is happy he got away from the Simpson cult.
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Joel McHale for Hot Slut of the Year!~!
Their pic can easily be mistaken for a lesbian wedding photo.
Oh, and Tony looks so disconnected from Jess in that pic...Jess is trying to be sexy and Tony laughing at her.
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Joel McHale for Hot Slut of the Year!~!
All that cover photo does is highlight the size of Asshley's chin.
Jessica should just marry her father, that is what he really wants....
Tony Romo: how he lost 100 pounds?
he dumped Jessica Simpson's mouth!
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yeah, I said it! what?
IT would not surprise me since there were reports that Tony had dumped Jessica just days before the wedding. I'm sure Papa Joe cut that deal and Tony appeared and played the part for the money. Shows you Tony is a better actor than Jessica is. He deserves an Emmy, LOL
They have matching bangs.
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
asslee has witch chin
Submitted by Faloola Chong on May 25, 2008 - 12:57pm.
I hate that posing attention-seeking fake teethed twat Pete Wentz with every fibre of my being.
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*Chuckle* Don't sugar-coat it! Ha Ha!
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 25, 2008 - 10:47am.
But the same like-minded folks will get it.
*Googling...*
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I hate that posing attention-seeking fake teethed twat Pete Wentz with every fibre of my being.
Yep, Sheeps it is. But the same like-minded folks will get it.
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 25, 2008 - 10:36am.
It was good both times.
OK, that is a really obscure reference...
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Tony showed up because Papa Joe threatened to go public with the tapes he keeps of his daughters' little sexual escapades...starring Tony Romo.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
How come we never see Mommy? Oh, right. She's not an ATTENTION-WHORE.
Sorry, sluts. 2X post.
Anyway, that is a BAD ANGLE for Asslee. She looks like the Crimson Chin from "Fairly Oddparents".
That's money down the drain.
So now it makes sense. I thought it was a little odd that they stuck Jessica's mug on the cover when it was clearly Ashley's big day! Ugh. That whole family is disgusting. So Romo got paid. That fu**in sucks. Poor Jessica is really just useless. Their father is worse than White Oprah and Ashley will always be trying to impress them both. $1.4 million is just sickening. People magazine and the people who buy that useless s**t should be embarrassed. Far greater things going on in the world and this country and you just gave your hard earned money to the Simpsons. Sad.
have they confirmed the pregnancy yet? you know that's the only reason he's marrying her. i feel bad for him, getting sucked into that family. you think seeing what nick lachey went through, would have scared him off...
God so the whole Simpson family made something out of this deal? And they were only really interested if Jessica was involved? Ashlee really must have an inferiority complex if people only wanted her wedding pictures cos she's Jessica's sister. Even marrying a member of Fall Out Boy wasn't enough of a draw! Hilarious! And you really think the parents have separated? That's sad. I feel sorry for Jessica. She had such a tight family unit at one time and now she's single, her sister is happily married and her parents are splitting too?
Submitted by christine the hoff on May 25, 2008 - 10:45am.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on May 25, 2008 - 11:43am.
Did Massengil sponsor this mess?
Naw, it was the douche you can get at the dollar store.
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$1.4m... this number doesn't even begin to make sense when dealing with this kind of nonsense.
How many copies to they need to push out to break even. A cover of a magazine makes a HUGE difference as to whether it gets picked up or not.
A plastic faced skank with LITERALLY NO TALENT and dude who flat irons his hair, wears eyeliner, is about as as attractive as a punch in the face and pretends to like girls when he is clearly DYING to slide one up the tailpipe do not belong in ANY magazine other than Plastic Skank & Rim Job Lovers monthly.
The dog rocks though. The expression says more that words ever could.
--thanks awfully--
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on May 25, 2008 - 11:43am.
Did Massengil sponsor this mess?
Naw, it was the douche you can get at the dollar store.
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Did Massengil sponsor this mess?
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Submitted by Imaginary Grace on May 25, 2008 - 9:39am.
Where is Mama Simpson in all of this?? She has been conspicuously absent for sometime.
They're def separated. I don't know if either has filed for divorce yet. Cliffette Clavin might know.
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My copy of People came in the mail yesterday but Jessica & Tony are not on the cover. And of course every pic of Jessica she has her mouth hanging wide open. Poor talentless thing needs to just give up and go away.
Shania Twain's Shocking Split. I've seen pics of her shocking split....I think they were fake though.
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good on them. It must be hard to get old and have nobody.
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- my educated Troll 5/23/08
That dog really looks like he'd rather be somewhere else.
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Did I ever want to acquire the Sixties? No. But I own the Sixties I'll give 'em to you if you want 'em. You can have 'em.-Bob Dylan
Two totally non-newsworthy people.
Where is Mama Simpson in all of this?? She has been conspicuously absent for sometime. Has Joe relegated her back to the basement??
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea.. they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
I think they need to call the SPCA asap for making that poor dog wear that. And yet he still managed to be the best looking one in that pic.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Chinny chin chins
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
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Before it rains anymore
Submitted by Sheeps on May 25, 2008 - 9:32am.
The pic of Tony and Jessica explains why Tony came to the wedding.
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I actually just read that Tony was PART of the deal.....they only paid that much because Jessica sells mags (why?), and Ashlee doesn't. The fact that Tony dumped Jess made it even juicier for People Mag.....
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“Everyone says I need to date a normal guy. What is normal, anyway? For me, normal is a famous actor or a rock star. That’s normal,”
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They'll probably sell the baby pictures too.
Money is money...whores.
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The pic of Tony and Jessica explains why Tony came to the wedding.
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Team Toe
Cowards.
i also wonder why it is so important for the simpsons to make more money.
singing,dancing, "acting", wig making, makeup producing isnt enough.
they also have to SELL intimate photos of a private event to keep the coins rolling in.
why?
they could have just taken a few pics and put the photos on their webpage for their fans.
now it make sense why tony romo HAD to attend this function although his relationship with js is up in the air.
I really hope she ain't preggers, bring in innocent child into that family is too cruel.
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Lovely... All that coin for what?
Could not care less about anything Simpson.