Thursday, May 29th 2008

Birthday Sluts

LaToya Jackson (52)
Scary Spice (33)
Noel Gallagher (41)
Lisa Welchel (45)
Melissa Etheridge (47)
Rupert Everett (49)
Annette Bening (50)
Danny Elfman (55)
Anthony Geary (60)

Posted by: Michael K


patty cake's picture

Happy BIrthday LUKE

xoxox

The war isn't working.

juni's picture

LaToya--the utlimate Toy: A scary doll, the creation of some aesthetically challenged plastic surgeon's idea of beauty.

ITSKTBITCH's picture

Happy Birthday Noel!!!!! *LOVE HIM*

Love his brother Liam more, but you know how it is ;-)

DivasGone's picture

Phoebe Price has never looked better!!

Oh wait.. that's who?

Sweet_As_Sugar's picture

If I hadn't read the name I wouldn't have known it was her. Anyway, Happy B'day to Annette Bening.
~SAS

Nell's picture

Submitted by mellen on May 29, 2008 - 7:51am.

I thought that was CHARO!

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OMG so did I! LOL

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Melting Bratz doll left in the sun.

Happy BD Annette Benning.

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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do

loozer's picture

Aaah Latoya. It takes someone really special to be the black sheep of a family that includes a noseless, accused-child molester.

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You played dead
But you never bled
Instead you lay still in the grass
All coiled up and hissin

Jaded - the original's picture

Ouch; too early to view a pic such as this...

Schunathy's picture

Happy B-day to Noel!! he's the best and never looked and sounded better!

Happy Birthday Noely G!!

Good God, I thought that was Charo too!!

mellen's picture
DeeDee's picture

Happy Birthday Blair Warner!

Morning MK and dlisters

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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke

The C word's picture

Morning and Happy Birthday to all!

Geez MK, did you have to milk the cows this morning or something? You got an early start!

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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day

chefcammi's picture

Happy 52 Birthday Lil Kim', er- I mean, Latoya!

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"We'll dance in the garden in torn sheets in the rain"

kikysweety's picture

She is so hot and sexy..so many mature men want to date with her,but I hear she just dates a rich men at the dating site called ** www.JSeniorMatch.com** ..do you want to know more about her? her profile is really interesting.

mike's picture

Happy B-day, Noel Gallagher, Melissa Etheridge, Annette Bening, and Danny Elfman!

islandgirl's picture

LaToya may be 52, but most of her is 27.

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But then again, what do I know?

Ernestine's picture

Jesus dogshit! Billie, I TOTALLY thought that was Fergie, too!

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She's not "smiling with her eyes," but I think she's "smoking crack" with her eyes and that's more impressive.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

No. No, thank you. It's too early.

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Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.

For a minute there I thought that was Fergie..... wooooooooo scary.

Shit! Tony Geary from General Hospital is 60! I used to watch him when he first started on that show in the 70's. He looked old THEN!

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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

Today, it was a good day.

Happy Birfday HWORES.

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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.