Wednesday, May 28th 2008
Birthday Sluts
Kylie Minogue (40)
Joseph Cross (22)
Jaslene Gonzales (22)
Jesse Bradford (29)
Elisabeth Hassleback (31)
Justin Kirk (39)
Glen Rice (41)
Patch Adams (63)
Rudy Giuliana (64)
Carroll Baker (77)
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I've only just remembered HAPPY 28TH BDAY MARK FEEHILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*~"I have to peeeee!!!" Xtina to Linda Perry~*~
Hard to believe hasslecrack is only 31 - it has to take at least 35 years to get that stupid.
Happy birthday to 2 of my fave women
Kylie & my Mom
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
Submitted by Lory on May 28, 2008 - 9:19am.
Its also weird some blogs still ban you if not praising the brangies. Something is keeping this sick triangle going and I wish they would get help and drop it already. I remember in a scandal mag that Jolie had her fortune told and this is what the seer said would happen.
Submitted by DeeDee on May 28, 2008 - 5:12am.
Happy Birthday Kylie. Beautiful pic of her.
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Kylie's got the body to die for.
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You breathed on me and made my life a richer one to live,
When I was deep in poverty you taught me how to give,
she was said to be found by her fans on a celebrity and millionairedating site named "LovingRich.com".. but it's not confirmed by her yet
hahaha. I love the comments about Jennifer A. from JJ.
Awesome. LMAO
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
Happy birthday sluts
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We were robbed!
Submitted by Sensimina on May 28, 2008 - 7:29am.
OMFG Sensimina! That post was scary, yet funny. You know you're royally fucked when your ass is over 50, your mind is 12 and you cream over a fake-ass Hollyweird couple, swearing on your kid's life that they are the real deal while expressing your incredible hatred for a 40 year old woman just for (how dare she!) divorcing an ex pretty boy, being single and rich. Freud must be asking to come back and study these new "human" specimens.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Seeing Giuliani's campaign crash and burn has been one of my best Schaudenfreude moments so far this year.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 28, 2008 - 8:29am.
That's sad. Go over and praise brangie and you could become their new best friend. Brangie and Aniston should worry about this people.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 28, 2008 - 7:29am.
holy fucking crap that is scary!
The Breakdown - uh-huh!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I am not the biggest fan of Kylie's, but I think she is the perfect personification of what a pop star should be.
She shuts up, sings the songs the producers give her, wears hot clothes, and doesn't fucking complain.
Britney, taking notes?!
www.myspace.com/triston
She is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at rich dating site ---" www.Sugarmingle.com " ---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.
Today's not a great day for birthday sluts, so here are some Brangeloonie highlights from JJ. Apparently, they think Wonky is better than they are!
"it seems to me Paris is smart enough to parlay her blond bimbo image into a good living - better than the most of us"
passing Through @ 05/27/2008 at 11:15 pm
"For one thing - she’s not anorexic, she’s naturally skinny.
And secondly - plastic surgery? ROTFLMAO. B#tch please. When did she supposedly have all this work done?"
"Ladies and gents of BAMPZSville at JJ’s…ready to party??? Bring along all your great Shi pix"
"It seems like only yesterday that I leaped from my bed after hearing the
great news. I think I was watching ET and Mary Hart announced that it was official “Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie” were a couple. I, like so many others have been totally captivated by them. I truly hope that their love lasts forever."
"A person who shoots up heroin doesn’t have bulging veins. a heroin abuser can only wish to have veins like that. Please!"
"You might also want to ask them why Jen Aniston who by the way, my assshole could beat in a ‘beauty’ contest, is NOT on them. I think it’s the same reason why she’s 40 and alone, and getting pizz’d and shat on..although she may be paying somebody to do that. After all, when you’ve been caught kissing Perez, Maniston is actually a step DOWN!! Hahahahaha!
She’s a MAN-faced, Dustin Hoffman looking low foreheaded cro magnon, big nosed, teeny beady eyed, anvil headed orange leathery skinned baggy eyed hound dogged UGLY, old MIDDLE AGED b*tch….I guess that’s why SHE doesn’t make the lists…and polls…that Angelina Jolie does.
She can’t even beat her competition, Bette Midler in a beauty contest let ALONE Angelina.
..and while you’re at it - you might want to ask her why she blew her big sausage nosed 2 timed rhinoplatied shapeless fat schnoz out doing BLOW…aka coke…aka cocaine…she’s the biggest cokehead ALIVE…that’s the REAL reason for latest nose job.
Though it doesn’t explain, the face lift, cheek silicone implant balls, restylaned mouth, browlift, and surgical hairline hike to make her look LESS like a monkey.
How Brad f**kced somebody that looks like David Spade’s older brother for years I have NO idea…who knows, maybe that lipless gash for a mouth made for good blow jobs…."
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Kylie is 40? Damn - I wish I looked that good now, let alone in 5 years time.
Jesse Bradford = Yum
Happy Birthday to two of my favorite musical legends: John Fogerty (63) and Gladys Knight (64)!!!!
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You played dead
But you never bled
Instead you lay still in the grass
All coiled up and hissin
Happy Birthday Kylie. Beautiful pic of her.
Good morning hwores ♥
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
She is so hot and sexy..so many mature men want to date with her,but I hear she just dates a rich men at the dating site called **www.JSeniorMatch.com**..do you want to know more about her? her profile is really interesting.
She is so hot and sexy..so many mature men want to date with her,but I hear she just dates a rich men at the dating site called **www.JSeniorMatch.com**..do you want to know more about her? her profile is really interesting.
Morning all and Happy Birthday!
Uh, Happy Birthday to Patch Adams! Other than that, pfft.
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
You know, there are certain people you just want to walk up to and finger flick them right between the eyes...that's Hasselcrack.
TWAP!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Kylie Minogue has teeth like Chicklets.
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But then again, what do I know?
Bleh to this list.
Giuliani. Not Giuliana.