Rachael Ray Is A Terrorist!

Submitted by RichBitch on May 24, 2008 - 10:16pm.
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Must be my lucky night. That is some sweet looking avie you got there, RichBitch! mmmmm..hmmmm. *wink* *fanning self*

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

"Christian" American misogynists are just jealous that the Arab misogynists get all the hot outfits.

But someone needs to strangle that cracked out chipmunk Rachel Ray with that rag.

It's a scarf. A fucking scarf!
That said, any reason to get rid of this bitch I'm all for!

She has that Hanna Montana voice! Ugh. I can't stand to listen, much less watch the show!

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

Which prez are u that is fucking or fucked over the country?

She's a fucking terrorist, alright.

urban outftters is way overpriced.
a little head scarf made in factory in china is sold at uo for 16 bucks, at h and m its sold for 4 dollars..

i'm palestenian and this is not even close to the kuffieh..let alone Middle East u'r even offending christians there..it's about heritage not politics my ass

still i'd be glad to put her in guantanamo,, maybe abu ghraib shit prison will help,, :P

Meh, she was covering up a skin peel. The skin on the neck doesn't heal as fast as the skin on the face, and is harder to cover up with make up...That's my theory. Either that, or her Adam's Apple grew back. Bitch has always given me a Butch lesbo vibe. She's always making "manly meals"...Wait, I eat manly meals literally, take that guy that was...Oh, fuck, zoo officiails...Gotta dash...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by kippon on May 24, 2008 - 7:29pm.
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Also, Frapps taste like shit.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

coffee coolatas and frapps terrify me. if you go to starschmucks and ask to see the Nutritional Content book they have behind the counter, you'll find that even the "low fat" frappes have like 800 calories in them. [don't quote me on that. i don't recall exactly how many calories, but it's an astonishingly high number]. A DRINK THAT HAS 800 CALORIES!? pfff. as a late-20's gal starting to see the effects of aging metabolism [aka, sitting on my ass too much], 800 calories is *really* pushing it for DINNER. let alone a beverage. grab a Slush Puppie instead. at least the calories come with a multi-colored tongue and nostalgia for the early years.

Submitted by Datura on May 24, 2008 - 6:25pm.

I can picture the news story, told breathlessly.

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Team Toe

Submitted by FritoDorito on May 24, 2008 - 9:24pm.

Hey, what's so bad about Urban Outfitters? *mumbles to self*

nuthin'

Submitted by Sheeps on May 24, 2008 - 6:59pm.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on May 24, 2008 - 5:36pm.
Underfunded Wildlife Refuges Become Breeding Ground for Drugs, Hookers

hahahaha. They should just eradicate all the wild life.

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Something about your comment cracked me up in the wildest way, Sheeps. :)

My bitchy next door neighbour sometimes wears a scarf like that. Does this mean I can turn her in for crimes against humanity?

"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."

Hey, what's so bad about Urban Outfitters? *mumbles to self*
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

This UO scarf looks a lot like hers:
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp;jsessioni...

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Team Toe

IT'S JUST A FUCKING SCARF!

She is a terrorist insofar as anyone who's serious about food is concerned.

I like the scarf. For the first time when forced to view a picture of her, the pile of vomit that her neck threw up wasn't the first thing I noticed.

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

This is what happens when a cat attacks your knitting.

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Submitted by FilthyBitch on May 24, 2008 - 5:36pm.
Underfunded Wildlife Refuges Become Breeding Ground for Drugs, Hookers

hahahaha. They should just eradicate all the wild life.

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Team Toe

Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on May 24, 2008 - 8:43pm.

Why don't you go back to the Drunken Stepfather message board. Stick a cock in woo? Are you for real?
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.

And her recipes suck. She has one of the worst shows on Food Network next to that Sandra Lee whore. I love old school badly-dubbed Iron Chef.

Oh wow. She just became extra, extra annoying now that I found out EVOO is just the acronym for extra virgin olive oil that she has made into a cutesy word.

i see hip hop kids and hipster guys and gals wearing this type of scarf too.

scarves are back in fashion......

it's just a scarf. That scarf has been selling in NYC streets since the 80's but she is annoying. Oprah, dumb bitch, is leashing dumb fucks on to tv land and fucking her over. I'm sure she looks at oprah as a dumb darkie and laughs at her in her face. I wish oprah can break the sceintology spell and stop kissing and pumping dumb white people down our throats.

EVOO = extra virgin olive oil

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Team Toe

*passing the bong to Nit* Even the munchies couldn't make me drink that McFrapp. And RR scares me.

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Isn't her hubby the one with the "spit in my face while we fuck" fetish? That explains the reason for the need to wear a scarf..to wipe off or something. *shrug*

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

if i knew who or what rachel ray is maybe i'd care. . .

What the HELL is EVOO?? I know it has something to do with this annoying twat, but that's it. Guess I'll Google it...

That's right. She's the devil. We must kill her.

This is it, I am finally completely worried, but is this what the "right" is concerning themselves with these days? What scarf a no talent Oprah bitch is wearing? She is guilty of domestic terrorism, her and Oprah and Dr. Phil are dumbing down America with their new age crap... wearing a palestinian anything is an improvement. She is more wordly than I thought.

Btw, I got some crap (gifts from Iraq, Cuba, Palestine, Serbia) does it mean if I display them I agree with the injustices going on in their governments? Oh and do not get me into how we have an integral part on why other goverments hate us.... ____________________________________________
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Haha madam s. - I read about the Ebay baby this morning. My favorite headline from Fox news so far though was:
Underfunded Wildlife Refuges Become Breeding Ground for Drugs, Hookers

True story.
There is a "Paris really loves her animals" joke there somewhere I'm sure.
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Dunkin' Donuts hired Ray to promote the new EVOO Bear Claw.

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Team Toe

*glances at Dee and Sheeps then says:* "Hello..Hello..Hello... Is there anybody in there,er,er,er? Loosen the scarf or either pass the friggin doobie already! Gah.

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I wouldn't have a problem if the edge of that scarf got caught in the spokes of someone's bike traveling at a high rate of speed.

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

Submitted by NitWitty on May 24, 2008 - 5:31pm.

Alpaca: high-grade llama.

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Team Toe

*grabs both ends of that kaffiyeh and pulls. Tightly.*
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God damn, some people are freaks. There are already loads of reasons to be pissed off about Rachel Ray without dragging the middle east into it.

And did you guys see the story today about the dumbasses in Germany that put their baby up on EBAY? ahahhahaa. No joke... the mother listed it as "practically new".

I happen to know that scarf is made of alpaca! Don't trust anything Sheeps says! He's insanely jealous of the Alpaca farmer down the lane. And btw, that's not three bags full he's carrying.

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Oooo, I'm there Sheeps.

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Team Toe

Cannot. Stand. Her. From her marge simpson voice to the fact she can't speak 4 words without swinging her arms around like she is going to decapitate someone. Her stupid little made-up words for everything. FUCK! I never want to see her shiteous face on Dlisted again! Please!
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DeeDee: Floyd chat on the Kanye West thread. I'm going to YouTube (or as they call it in Mexico, "uu-tu-bay") to check out "High Hopes."

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Team Toe

that bitch terrorizes my senses. All 5 of them because her food looks like it tastes like shit and smells just as bad.

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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K

Drink that nasty drink and it will come out of you the same way, brown and liquidy.

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Aphid and NitWitty: cheap tippers, then trash the bathroom.

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Team Toe

Aphid exactly. Here is a whole page of scarves and other items that could be thought of as "foreign", yet it is yoga wear.

http://www.sanandaspiritualcenter.com/Om_Meditation_Shawls.html

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Whether or not it's really a kaffiyeh, it's still fugly. Can we send her to Guantanamo Bay just for that?

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Gary Busey is a poet too?? Now, that's a real man!!

Submitted by Aphid on May 24, 2008 - 9:11pm.

LOL!!!

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