Wax Figure Or Jacko?
Forget the question. Jacko is a wax figure! Homegirl is at least 80% wax and 20% artificial materials.
Those lips! Wack-O-Wax lips should be renamed Jack-O-Wax lips in his honor. I need to stop hating. Jacko is still the sharpest dressed lady in the business. Liza ain't got nothing on this bitch.
Jacko made a surprise appearance at Christian Audigier's tacky Birthday extravaganza last night. They really should have turned off all the lights before Jacko's ass came onstage. He could have melted!
Other guests at this classy affair included Pamela Anderson, Fuggie Fug and Mena Suvari. What the hell is on Mena's head?! I think I liked her better when she looked like a younger Hillary Clinton. Now she looks like an Ellen Degeneres/Portia de Rossi morph. She needs to dump the weave.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on May 24, 2008 - 4:24pm.
*clinking champs flutes* Congratulations!!!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on May 24, 2008 - 7:24pm.
Sorry, totally off topic and I don't give a *****
aaww, no censoring!.. come on, joe... you can do it!!LOL!
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"Where's my wife and family?
What if I die here?
Who'll be my role-model?
Now that my role-model is gone, gone."
@CTH:
Hey, can you please put your hand on MY hood and do that Jedi move of yours?
HWAT!!! :)
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
A far cry from when he sang I'll Be There. He is a freak now, with kids.
Hee hee! you go CTH with your boot moves!
Sorry, totally off topic and I don't give a *****
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Submitted by Snarkley on May 24, 2008 - 7:18pm.
Is his transformation into a completely white person finished? Or does he have a lot more bleaching to do? I wonder.
hell, i just wish he would give up the whole "i speak in a high pitch childs voice" shite... but, then again it seems to be working for Paris Hilton
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"Where's my wife and family?
What if I die here?
Who'll be my role-model?
Now that my role-model is gone, gone."
Is his transformation into a completely white person finished? Or does he have a lot more bleaching to do? I wonder.
Sheeps, I only wish.
PSL, she PUT HER HEAD DOWN and started the car.
they do that all the time.
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CTH: Any video of that Jedi move? Could be worth something--not only lawsuit-wise.
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Team Toe
Submitted by christine the hoff on May 24, 2008 - 6:53pm.
at this point(hardly any sleep for two days) i'm gettin' a 'lil delusional... I WANT ANOTHER DONKEY POST!!
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"Where's my wife and family?
What if I die here?
Who'll be my role-model?
Now that my role-model is gone, gone."
let me guess CTH- she was texting and driving....so YOU should have been more careful....lol
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"He was the first! We were overprotective...by the 3rd child, you're letting them juggle knives!"
-Parenthood (The movie, not the magazine)
ESE
it's okay, I see Brittney left the house and didn't do anything crazy.
yet.
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PSL
that's fine, but will you quit giving out blinders at my job?
this woman hit me with her car today!!! drove right into me~!
lucky for me, I put my hand on the hood and did a Jedi move and got out of the way.
on topic, did fergie pee herself?
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Submitted by christine the hoff on May 24, 2008 - 6:47pm.
yep, this is the thanks you get.... sad isn't it!LOL!
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"Where's my wife and family?
What if I die here?
Who'll be my role-model?
Now that my role-model is gone, gone."
If he shows up, I'll put on my "Comingback Blinders"
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"He was the first! We were overprotective...by the 3rd child, you're letting them juggle knives!"
-Parenthood (The movie, not the magazine)
Ten hours doing my boot moves and I get michael jackson??
is he still alive, or do they just occasionally get his corpse out of the fridge and wheel him to some party?
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i just realized Fergie was part of this post... yeah, she's useless... i know, it's not creative or funny, but it's true... so, yeah.. there it is
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"Where's my wife and family?
What if I die here?
Who'll be my role-model?
Now that my role-model is gone, gone."
Okay---just hit "send message" and write me a message. Sorry, bitches. I thought it was self-explanatory.
Mabel is going live in a month or so, with an actual URL, indie of MySpace. It'll be www.mabelhodges.com and she will be the hottest HAMM (hot american meemaw) in the country.
Inspired by Michael K, the biggest, happiest whore around. Supported by the lovely D-Listers!!
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
http://www.myspace.com/mabelhodges
ASK MABEL!!!
I ♥ comingback
Gotcha, Mabel, baby!
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 24, 2008 - 6:11pm.
I don't think he breaths through his nose anymore
i got ten bucks that says once he takes that thing off(you KNOW it's removable!) he can breathe just fine!.... though, i'm not sure if that qualifies as breathing through the nose or not
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"Where's my wife and family?
What if I die here?
Who'll be my role-model?
Now that my role-model is gone, gone."
Hey Mabel, where exactly do you want us to pose these questions? I briefly visited your page and didn't see the format. I have some Qs for ya!
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You just at the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life!
All the real celebrities are in Cannes. Hell, even P.Price & L.Lohan are there! They must of really scraped the bottom of the barrel to find people to attend.
@DDD
Oh, I know I ♥ psl too.
Not everyone loves the cb'isms.
NO JOKE!
OKAY JUMP!
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
@BB:
Well, I ♥ comingback.
But I ♥ PSL, too, so I am torn, so torn. PSL, cover your eyes.....
"comingback! We need you!"
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
***Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 24, 2008 - 5:12pm.***
HA, touche! Busted.
*lays out a fat party line for my D-friends*
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You just at the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life!
He is such a goddamn freak. Mena's weave looks hot.
Where the fuck is Nanners, and why hasn't she visited Mabel yet?????????!!!!!!!
More questions, bitches. Need more questions.
I owe it ALL to MK. I can't believe the cult following, folks! It's AWESOME!!!!
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
http://www.myspace.com/mabelhodges
ASK MABEL!!!
SkyBitch on May 24, 2008 - 5:11pm.
A gymnast for Team FrappaCheetostan.
Where the FUCK is comingback?????
*sorry to PSL if you see this, i know you don't like comingback*
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 24, 2008 - 6:11pm.
*giggle* *snort*
snort, 'eh?... now i think YOU'RE holding out!LOL!
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"Where's my wife and family?
What if I die here?
Who'll be my role-model?
Now that my role-model is gone, gone."
DDD: You just ganked me!
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You just at the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life!
EveryStrangersEyes on May 24, 2008 - 5:06pm.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 24, 2008 - 6:04pm.
oh, come on!!... you have to admit, it is truly AMAZING for anyone to look like THAT!
- Amazingly busted. I don't think he breaths through his nose anymore, it's strictly ornamental, he is a mouf breever now.
Dita Von Teese better up her transparent skin, MJ is closing in fast.
Pretty soon Scotch tape will have more pigment.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
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He/she also says Shitters has....oh, let me quote:
"She almost has a gymnests' body."
*giggle* *snort*
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You just at the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life!
MJ's been stationed at Fire Island for the summer. He says he's anxious to mount a rear guard.
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
@Sky:
Actually I just crushed up some Flintstones Chewable Vitamins. MMMMM, fruity drain.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 24, 2008 - 6:04pm.
oh, come on!!... you have to admit, it is truly AMAZING for anyone to look like THAT!
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"Where's my wife and family?
What if I die here?
Who'll be my role-model?
Now that my role-model is gone, gone."
***Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 24, 2008 - 5:00pm.
*sniff*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Coked! Yeah! Totally! Wait! What's wrong with that?
*sniff*
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Are you holding out on me, biatch? Well bust it out! :)
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You just at the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life!
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 24, 2008 - 6:00pm.
"Nothing exceeds like excess"
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"Where's my wife and family?
What if I die here?
Who'll be my role-model?
Now that my role-model is gone, gone."
Appletree on May 24, 2008 - 5:00pm.
THE KING IS BACK TO RULE!!! WOOHOO!!!
HIS NEW ALBUM WILL BE OUT VERY SOON!
MICHAEL JACKSON ROCKS!!! HE LOOKS AMAZING!!
ALL YOU HATERS GET LOST!!
- I log back in and this is what creeped in, an actual MJ loon?
Wow really, does MJ have your young son somewhere until you complete this mission of PR?
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
@ESE:
*sniff*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Coked! Yeah! Totally! Wait! What's wrong with that?
*sniff*
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
THE KING IS BACK TO RULE!!! WOOHOO!!!
HIS NEW ALBUM WILL BE OUT VERY SOON!
MICHAEL JACKSON ROCKS!!! HE LOOKS AMAZING!!
ALL YOU HATERS GET LOST!!
I can't say that Jacko's shirt is so gay that it makes Bobby Trendy look straight but it certainly makes Bobby Trendy look mentally ill.
This is how Ghey is done, Bobby Trendy, now get thee to a nunnery.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 24, 2008 - 5:52pm.
Pamela actually looks pretty good, other than those stupid boobs.
i'll agree with that... except, she still looks coked to the gills
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"Where's my wife and family?
What if I die here?
Who'll be my role-model?
Now that my role-model is gone, gone."
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 24, 2008 - 10:46pm.
DAE - what is this mugglenet and why do I know nothing of it???
*googles furiously*
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Mugglenet is one of the best Harry Potter fansites around. Also check out their podcast mugglecast
http://www.mugglenet.com
http://www.mugglenet.com/mugglecast/
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Pamela actually looks pretty good, other than those stupid boobs.
Fergie just needs to quit trying so hard. It's embarrassing.
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You just at the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life!
DAE - what is this mugglenet and why do I know nothing of it???
*googles furiously*
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
My life appears more interesting on Dlist then these sorry zlisters. Going to the Kroger would beat this soire.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 24, 2008 - 2:32pm.
I thought he was off in the Middle East doing whatever MJ does these days.
Teaching Thriller moves to the Israeli army?
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actually, that guy was one of yours... we do prefer Barbra's "Evergreen"..
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ani l'dodi v'dodi li.♥
Submitted by Snoogle on May 24, 2008 - 4:45pm.
Jacko wearing that military patch on his sleeve should be grounds for immediate execution.
I was just going to ask about that. Why does he always have a military patch on his clothes?
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on May 24, 2008 - 10:17pm.
A kid from the harry potter movie was stabbed yesterday in London bar brawl. What's wrong with people in London? Drink and be merry!!
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WHAT??? *runs of to mugglenet*
R.I.P Robert.
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
A kid from the harry potter movie was stabbed yesterday in London bar brawl. What's wrong with people in London? Drink and be merry!!