Wax Figure Or Jacko?
Forget the question. Jacko is a wax figure! Homegirl is at least 80% wax and 20% artificial materials.
Those lips! Wack-O-Wax lips should be renamed Jack-O-Wax lips in his honor. I need to stop hating. Jacko is still the sharpest dressed lady in the business. Liza ain't got nothing on this bitch.
Jacko made a surprise appearance at Christian Audigier's tacky Birthday extravaganza last night. They really should have turned off all the lights before Jacko's ass came onstage. He could have melted!
Other guests at this classy affair included Pamela Anderson, Fuggie Fug and Mena Suvari. What the hell is on Mena's head?! I think I liked her better when she looked like a younger Hillary Clinton. Now she looks like an Ellen Degeneres/Portia de Rossi morph. She needs to dump the weave.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 26, 2008 - 2:33am
watch your mouth.... Appletree's mom will kick your ass
OT: MJ... yeah... he likes little children
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 2:31am.
And that's not easy to do when they only trust you with crayons.
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Submitted by Appletree on May 26, 2008 - 2:28am.
thank you for adjusting the "F***" to fuck... at least you're getting your point across now
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by Appletree on May 26, 2008 - 2:24am.
You'll kick my ass? For real? What do you do to people that insult something beyond your typing skills? Tell your mom?
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Appletree,
Only TWO surgeries on MJ's face??
LOL, ok.... maybe twenty-two.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 26, 2008 - 2:23am.
oh, yeah... NOBODY molests Samuel L. Jackson, i think it's like the whole Chuck Norris thing!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
YOU PEOPLE ARE THE STUPID CRAZY FREAKS! NOT MICHAEL JACKSON!
FUCK YOU BULLSHITTING MJ HATERS!
MJ IS INNOCENT! STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT TRIAL! IT'S OVER! ENOUGH ALREADY! THEY JUST WANTED TO TAKE HIS MONEY CAUSE THEY'RE JEALOUS! IT'S ALL LIES!
MJ IS MAKING A NEW ALBUM! HE'S GONNA ROCK THE WORLD!
MJ IS AN INCREDIBLY TALENTED PERSON! HE IS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS, BEAUTIFUL, ADORABLE! HOW CAN YOU TALK SUCH TRASH ABOUT SUCH A WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING!? YOU WISH YOU WERE AS AMAZING AS MJ!
LEAVE HIM ALONE! HE WILL ALWAYS BE THE KING OF POP!
My caps lock is not broken. I chose to use it!
Got a problem with me? I'll kick your ass.
Oh and two more things about MJ....
He did not bleach his skin he has a skin disease called vitiligo that destroys the pigment in his skin. And he has had only 2 surgeries on his face, so stop criticizing him. He's a human being, he's aloud to be happy, he looks nice. Don't believe me? I don't give a damn. It's true.
DON'T JUDGE SOMEONE YOU DON'T KNOW!!
AND STOP MAKING FUN OF HIS KIDS! GROW UP STUPID!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 2:19am.
True. On Topic: MJ never molested Samuel L. Jackson, because he's the baddest motherfucker on the motherfuckin' planet! And he makes great beer!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 26, 2008 - 2:16am.
HAHAHA!!... oh, yeah... gotta stay on-topic.... Michael Jackson... HAHAHAHA!!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 2:08am.
ANYTHING by Dave Chapelle is hilarious!
[shouts] Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigga or two! Mmmm-mmm, bitch!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 26, 2008 - 2:03am.
i think it was Dave Chappelle that did the bit.. "the kid got to go on a ferris wheel, go to a petting zoo, have some wine, and got a blowjob.. what more can you ask for from a date?".... yeah, sick and twisted but, still fuckin' hilarious!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 2:00am.
Is a goal really large when it's only 7?
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oh, yeah... what the fuck is "F***"... for fuck's sake, just type the fuckin' word!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 26, 2008 - 1:56am.
it's good to have short goals, i guess... it makes it easier to tackle those pesky large ones when they "come up"
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 1:51am.
I was thinking more along the lines of "don't touch little kids", but the keyboard thing is a good idea too.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 26, 2008 - 1:49am.
hey, as long as he/she doesn't start throwing the keyboard around... ya know, that might unlock the caps... we can't have that now can we?
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 1:45am.
He also seems to be really committed to using that broken keyboard.
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Submitted by Appletree on May 26, 2008 - 1:35am.
soo, i take it you feel very strongly about this?.... wow!.. just, WOW!
OT: MJ looks like... well... MJ!.... i think that's punishment enough
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by Appletree on May 26, 2008 - 1:29am.
Your Caps Lock button is stuck, Tito.
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Jackson looks a bit udly. Just saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
It never ceases to amaze me that people can look Jackson dead in the face and not laugh!
Anderson is a caricature of her former self: 45 to 50 years old and still acting the ingenue - PLEASE. Sit your diseased ass down already Pam.
mellen there is no way in hell he does not know that he is fucked up in the face. I think the last 12 surgeries or so were prob just to fix the fuckups.
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I would like to (with military protection of course) enter Michael Jacksons mind, and see if he really looks at himself, and says..."wow I look good". Or...does he say...."oops, I fucked up my looks one too many times'?
On second look, his clit nose would be hard to fix. He might need a prosthetic one.
Submitted by gucci on May 24, 2008 - 6:38pm.
No words can describe how awful he looks. no words at all.
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I wonder if his face is fixable at this point. I bet they could get him a hell of a lot closer to normal than he is now.
I like how Pammy felt compelled to add that dragonfly clip to her dress/shirt, because otherwise it just wouldn't have been short enough.
Second thumnail of Pamela -
She looks like she's getting ready to pee or about to drop some spare change she keeps in her chocha onto the red carpet.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Human flesh doesn't melt, it burns...
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Pamela, you're a mother of two and over 40. Put on a fucking bra.
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 24, 2008 - 10:38pm.
He looks like he was assembled from cadaver parts. And they weren't even human cadaver parts.
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No words can describe how awful he looks. no words at all.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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His makeup must've been done by the same guy who did Heath Ledger's for the new Batman movie.
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No kidding, nice black shadowing going on there. I think he borrowed PP's cutlets too.
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
His outfit would've totally worked with some fuzzy sheepskin pantaloons and a pair of moon boots.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 24, 2008 - 6:35pm.
He's so SEXAY...I saw his profile on kiddytingle.com...It's a website for "mentors" to hook up with lonely rejected kids...
hahaha. OK, that's in questionable taste, even for you.
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Nastiest thing about the top photo is seeing the gold zipper running down that child toucher's spotty privates. Can't stop the brain from thinking Jesus juice parties and dude grabbing grade school boy's hand -- ughhhh, ain't gonna go there, even I have limits.
I see he's picked out a revolutionary costume! he should've worn a kimono.
MJ's skin looks like the underbelly of a dead fish.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
it's black, it's white; it's wax, it's alien...ow
His makeup must've been done by the same guy who did Heath Ledger's for the new Batman movie.
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I really thought it was a wax figure. The people taking pictures didn't help. I had to read a few lines before I realized it's Jacko, creepy. I feel sorry for his kids, they probably think looking like that is normal.
He's so SEXAY...I saw his profile on kiddytingle.com...It's a website for "mentors" to hook up with lonely rejected kids...It's fabulous! And it makes yout tingle....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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Submitted by christine the hoff on May 24, 2008 - 6:50pm.
on topic, did fergie pee herself?
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Looks like it, unless she has trannied, er, trained her body into sweating from just one leg AND above her kitty... that stream went everywhere!, a total 70's punk concert experience right there
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Why does she have that piss problem? Was it the meth? Does meth use have an adverse effect on bladder control?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by christine the hoff on May 24, 2008 - 6:50pm.
on topic, did fergie pee herself?
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Looks like it, unless she has trannied, er, trained her body into sweating from just one leg AND above her kitty... that stream went everywhere!, a total 70's punk concert experience right there
very odd guest list for this event, kind of random.
also strange that mj is whiter than the white people who attended this event.
just weirdness all around.
sadly, the wax figure is an enormous improvement
Is that metal clasp on his head holding his face on?
am i having nightmares or did Ferf "oops I did it yet again!" on the second picture???!
http://www.dlisted.com/node/26150/images/audigier_bday_05_wenn188306.jpg
it's probably just the lighting but still...lol!
Mena Suvari has the "downs" look. Sorry, but so true.
HAHAHAH no one couldve put it better- mena suvari does look like an ellen/portia morph!