Wax Figure Or Jacko?
Forget the question. Jacko is a wax figure! Homegirl is at least 80% wax and 20% artificial materials.
Those lips! Wack-O-Wax lips should be renamed Jack-O-Wax lips in his honor. I need to stop hating. Jacko is still the sharpest dressed lady in the business. Liza ain't got nothing on this bitch.
Jacko made a surprise appearance at Christian Audigier's tacky Birthday extravaganza last night. They really should have turned off all the lights before Jacko's ass came onstage. He could have melted!
Other guests at this classy affair included Pamela Anderson, Fuggie Fug and Mena Suvari. What the hell is on Mena's head?! I think I liked her better when she looked like a younger Hillary Clinton. Now she looks like an Ellen Degeneres/Portia de Rossi morph. She needs to dump the weave.
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Submitted by Appletree on May 26, 2008 - 4:52pm.
umm, not sure if you're talking to me, but... that was TV that said that, not that i disagree with his point, just clarifying
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"Raise your can of beer on high,
and seal your fate forever.
Our best years have past us by.
The golden age of leather"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 2:41am.
(filling in for applehead)
2 surgeries? He's never had surgery, ever! He was born looking like that! Despite the dozens of stories and every single piece of evidence, he's also never had an inappropriate relationship with any of the children he has sleep with him!
I'll kick your ass!
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He was not born like that! He looks nice the way he is now. He changed his nose so he could hit higher notes. Leave him alone already!
He doesn't deserve it!
Submitted by Appletree on May 26, 2008 - 12:23pm.
Yeah, you're the loonie!
GET A LIFE!!
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*shaking head*
yeah, ok......
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
Sorry I called you a hater...it's your business if you don't like MJ not mine.
But, it does make me very angry when people speak that way, cause all he's ever done is entertain people and give away millions of dollars to charity and he's helped lots of children. And he just gets trashed for it.
Submitted by Appletree on May 26, 2008 - 3:15pm.
Keep talking, I'm not listening cause you're wrong.
MJ fans are very intelligent, we know better than to listen to lies from haters!!
Hey, if you feel upset by me feel free to report my post, I don't care!
personally, i don't report anything other than blatant spam.... "hater" is kinda harsh, i could care less either way
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"Raise your can of beer on high,
and seal your fate forever.
Our best years have past us by.
The golden age of leather"
Yeah, you're the loonie!
GET A LIFE!!
Who knew there were still Michaeloonies around? Wow.
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But then again, what do I know?
Keep talking, I'm not listening cause you're wrong.
MJ fans are very intelligent, we know better than to listen to lies from haters!!
Hey, if you feel upset by me feel free to report my post, I don't care!
Michael Jackson knows he's innocent, his fans know he's innocent and people who love and respect him know he's innocent!
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I was a HUGE MJ fan, and refused to believe he could molest a boy...the FIRST TIME.
The second time, I washed my hands of that FREAK. I will NEVER but anything he makes again. EVER.
Get your head out of your ass Applehead.... you'll see a lot clearer.
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 26, 2008 - 1:10pm.
hi, dahlin'
OT: uumm, damn... i don't think i got anything that doesn't have to do with MJ being Latoya in drag!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Appletree, um....yeah.
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Jackson.html
My favorite is Bizarro Superman!
☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠
You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
Submitted by Appletree on May 26, 2008 - 12:52pm.
Whatever...
yep, that sums "it" up perfectly... "it" being MJ(trying to stay on-topic, still)
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Whatever...
http://www.maximum-jackson.com
Submitted by Appletree on May 26, 2008 - 12:42pm.
BTW, I'm a girl not a boy!
good for you!!... have fun!!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
BTW, I'm a girl not a boy!
Who's talking now huh?!
Hope you have a wonderful day!!!
MICHAEL JACKSON ROCKS!!!
HAHAHAHAH!!!
What are you laughing at?
You know what, I'm not going to argue with you.
If you wanna feel that way, fine!
But it's not the truth and you're just making a fool of yourself.
I'm better than this, I don't have time to listen
to you run off at the mouth talking shit about MJ.
Michael Jackson knows he's innocent, his fans know he's innocent and people who love and respect him know he's innocent!
I am a MJ fan forever!
Thank you, and have a nice day!!
Submitted by Appletree on May 26, 2008 - 12:29pm.
thanks for turning the caps off, have a good day!!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 3:51am.
Told ya!
Nite!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 26, 2008 - 3:47am.
alright, gotta check what's in the mailbox from netflix, callin' it a night, see ya, TV! thanks for the fun!!
OT: i really can't stand gay giraffe molesters.... and for "god's" sake... this one likes his giraffes underage!!.... yeah, that works nicely!!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 3:42am.
Just add the words "giraffe", "gay", "molester", or "gay giraffe molester" at the end of each post.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 26, 2008 - 3:36am.
yeah, your run for mayor is completely screwed if i'm your long lost sibling!!
OT: uum, nevermind... not even trying at this point..edit... ooohh.. nevermind, neverland... that's on-topic!!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 3:33am.
Quoting the Money Pit? it's like we were separated at birth, then I ran for mayor.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 26, 2008 - 3:29am.
i finally got a couple of hours sleep last night... man, i was quoting "The Money Pit" before that... i was seeing "Care Bears"!!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 3:26am.
The only thing sleep means to me is that somewhere, my ice cubes are melting. I'm almost out of vodka myself, thinking of moving on to lighter fluid.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 26, 2008 - 3:21am.
same ol, same ol... Absolut, Kahlua, milk, ice.... aaahh, the wonderful combo, yet... i learned the other day soy milk is the way to go, i guess.... then again, it might be the total lack of any meaningful sleep that's gettin' me!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 26, 2008 - 3:19am.
that's a good F***in' question!.... as you can see, i have some questions about fuckin' censorship for the Applesmack myself
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 3:20am.
night, Frito!... don't let your corn chip stale!!
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Dude, what are you drinking?
I thought I was fucked up, and I know I'm right.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Nite, Frito. Great to see you, as always!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
night, Frito!... don't let your corn chip stale!!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 3:14am.
How hard do you have to take it rectally before the caps seem like a good idea? Let's ask applejacks if she comes back!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 26, 2008 - 3:10am.
Is the topic police on our asses again? Shiiiiit.
just covering bases after having an indepth discussion about grocery store habits earlier
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Well, alright sluts, my heavy ass sedative is starting to work it's magic, so I will hopefully see you whores tomorrow or otherwise in the near future. Goodnight
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 26, 2008 - 3:10am.
Nah, just in case. We turned a Lance Armstrong post into a frank, honest discussion about Sheryl Crow's taint earlier, and we're absolving our sins.
On Topic: Just seeing MJ's pic makes me feel like I've been touched in a bad way, visually.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 26, 2008 - 3:09am.
OK, AS LONG AS YOU WASH IT BEFORE YOU RETURN IT!!.... BY THE WAY... WHERE DID FRITO GO?!?!... THIS IS STARTING TO HURT MY FINGERS TALKING THIS WAY!!!.... yep, MJ's a jackass
edit.... OH... THERE SHE IS... MY MISTAKE!!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Is the topic police on our asses again? Shiiiiit.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 3:06am.
I BORROWED IT! BUT I NEED A BADGE, A FEATHER BOA, AND THIGH HIGH LATEX BOOTS TO ROCK IT LIKE MJ WOULD. And he's coming back you know!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 26, 2008 - 3:03am.
i guess this is still on-topic... YOU STOLE MY SHIRT!!!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 2:56am.
YES, THEY DO, I ALMOST COMPLETELY IGNORED THE POST, BUT THE HAT PULLED ME BACK IN!
OT: I HAVE THAT SAME SHIRT, IN RED.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
I BELIEVE MJ IS NOT LATOYA IN DRAG!!... OR THE OTHER WAY AROUND, WHICH EVER WORKS BETTER!!... see, the caps just send it home... it really makes a point
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 2:50am
I'M SORRY!!! IS THAT BETTER? AND, BTW, FIIIIRSSSSTTT!!!!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 26, 2008 - 12:50am.
Hi Frito!!!
I can't sleep, ever!
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Well, I'm glad to run into ya'll!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 12:49am.
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 26, 2008 - 2:47am.
no rest for the wicked!... hi, Frito!!.... ooohh, wait.. gotta stay on-topic.... does MJ like corn chips?... ya, know... besides lil' children
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oh dear god, don't give me nightmares for when I finally do sleep! I don't think I can take Jacko waltzing in and out (in and out? ew!) of my dreams!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 26, 2008 - 2:49am.
it just isn't the same without THE CAPS!!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Hi Frito!!!
I can't sleep, ever!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 26, 2008 - 2:47am.
no rest for the wicked!... hi, Frito!!.... ooohh, wait.. gotta stay on-topic.... does MJ like corn chips?... ya, know... besides lil' children
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 2:41am.
(filling in for applehead)
2 surgeries? He's never had surgery, ever! He was born looking like that! Despite the dozens of stories and every single piece of evidence, he's also never had an inappropriate relationship with any of the children he has sleep with him!
I'll kick your ass!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Dayum, people are still up at this hour? I'm not the only one? Sweet.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 26, 2008 - 2:41am.
His mom won't even buy him a functional keyboard!
*shaking can holding only a nickel*... arms for the dumbass?
OT: yep, he likes the yung-uns!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by cinnamon on May 26, 2008 - 2:30am.
Only TWO surgeries on MJ's face??
LOL, ok.... maybe twenty-two
i admire your generous spirit!LOL!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 2:37am.
His mom won't even buy him a functional keyboard!
OT: MJ was "too gay" at the Village People tryouts.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.