Saturday, May 24th 2008
A Gayelle Wedding!
Lezzy Lohan wore a ring on her engagement finger to last night's Dolce and Gabbana party in Cannes. You know what this means? A big ole' gayelle wedding! Break out the flannel and birkenstocks! We've got a gayelle wedding to attend.
Yeah, right. Lohan just wore the ring for attention. It's probably some glass shit from Claire's. Let's be real.
International supermodel, Phoebe Price, attended the same event and she also wore a ring on her left hand. It wasn't on her wedding finger, but she's trying to be slick. OMG! Eff Samantha Ronson! LL and PP are engaged! Sorry Rojo Caliente and Cynthia Nixon. There's a new hot, lesbian, ginge couple on the scene.
Sorry, I'm hungover......
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Submitted by Aphid on May 24, 2008 - 9:31am.
Halloween in WeHo is the most fun.
I'm always too chicken to go, but the inevitable video on the evening news is priceless.
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
PP has probably been here for the past 5 hours clicking 800 times to see if MK posted her picture.
And PP is on FACEBOOK? WTH? I can understand MYSPACE, but not facebook...
Lilo looks like she lost her hips in the war, but that doesn't stop me from wanting to fondle her breasts for several hours.
Are her or PP getting any work? I hope so, but suspect not.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 24, 2008 - 9:31am.
well, she must be getting more famous, because I am unfortunately updated on Facebook every time she adds a new friend. Ugh.
BTW...I sent you a message on MS.
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"A rock feels no pain....and an Island never cries....."
-Simon and Garfunkel "I Am A Rock"
PSL: no shit. I'm waiting on my sister to show up so we can go eat & shop; I can't believe I have to wear long sleeves. :(
Hey Aphid!
LOVELY weather we are having....eh?
WTF?
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"A rock feels no pain....and an Island never cries....."
-Simon and Garfunkel "I Am A Rock"
Candy Lynn on May 24, 2008 - 8:22am.
I discovered her thru Dlisted and I'm obssessed with her. I want to wear her on Halloweeen this year in West Hollywood!!!
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Make sure you take a picture of that. I am pretty sure you would do Phoebe better than she does herself.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 24, 2008 - 9:26am.
You know how you can go on a UK gossip site and it has a story on Chanelle and you have no idea who she is? I think it works the same way in Cannes. PP just showed up as an international supermodel.
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Submitted by Candy Lynn on May 24, 2008 - 8:22am.
I discovered her thru Dlisted and I'm obssessed with her. I want to wear her on Halloweeen this year in West Hollywood!!!
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Hey, don't be surprised if PP is THERE!
Halloween in WeHo is the most fun.
Submitted by RichBitch on May 24, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 24, 2008 - 5:21pm.
What eccentric dead diva estate sale did PP attend and walked away with the shit she is now wearing? It's hideous!
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Probably her mother's!
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Huh!? Did you say something? It takes me FOREVER to read your posts. I spend some "quality" time tapping that gorgeous ass on your avie before I try and read your comments. Yummy!!
And yeah! LOL It's her mother's closet she raided or rather Momma packed her cases for Cannes!...extra knee pads, of course!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
They let Chicken Cutlets in as an example of what NOT to do...
Maybe Sam is making money off Lindsay for "them" now? As opposed to just getting those well-lit gas station photo-ops for herself?
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 24, 2008 - 5:21pm.
What eccentric dead diva estate sale did PP attend and walked away with the shit she is now wearing? It's hideous!
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Probably her mother's!
Hahahha Sheeps.
How the hell is PP at a D&G party? She must have been giggling like crazy about someone's fuck up. Somehow she wound up on the invite list.
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"A rock feels no pain....and an Island never cries....."
-Simon and Garfunkel "I Am A Rock"
The name is Phoebe Price, Bitch! "Learn it. Love it. Live it!"
Michael K. I don't know who you are. but PLEASE keep posting my Idol Phoebe price!!!!
I discovered her thru Dlisted and I'm obssessed with her. I want to wear her on Halloweeen this year in West Hollywood!!!
Her forehead is growing!
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You just at the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life!
PSL: Then add kneepad leggings and Uggs.
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
What eccentric dead diva estate sale did PP attend and walked away with the shit she is now wearing? It's hideous!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sheeps on May 24, 2008 - 9:15am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 24, 2008 - 9:13am.
An ankle-length terrycloth robe?
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that might accentuate cankles. hehehe
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08
That IS a gorgeous dress but it looks all wrong on her. I can't put my finger on what though but it's just all wrong!
The name is Phoebe Price, Bitch! "Learn it. Love it. Live it!"
Elite Supermodel of the World Phoebe Price Dazzles the Dolce and Gabbana Party!!!
But honestly, How did she get invited to the party? I mean did Domenico and Stefano knew her personally or they are just "curious" of her??? I know Gay guys love the Strange ones or the outsiders.....
Lezzi's legs look like they have dry piss on them because of her botchy self tanner.
MK, The Dlisted Sluts are going to have an intervention....Sit your happy ass down!
Your obsession with Phoebe must end! We hoped getting her out of the country, away from you, would give you the space and time to mend.
Obviously, your in need of some serious therapy.
Mable Hodges will be called in to deliver you from this continued occasion of sin. MABLE! Slap him into the late Mr. Hodge's Barcalounger. It's time to De-Phoebe MK once and for all....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 24, 2008 - 9:13am.
An ankle-length terrycloth robe?
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
oops double post!
Submitted by Sheeps on May 24, 2008 - 9:04am.
To state the obvious, Lindsay looks like shit. That minidress is horrendous, especially with her legs and those ugly shoes.
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Lindsay shows off her legs waaay too much. I am all for body confidence, but she needs to wear clothes that flatter her body.
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08
Totally off topic ----
Will the razzi please find Johnny Depp. I know he is like the most private (beautiful) actor on the planet. But, I really need a Johnny fix. Just a glimpse. A small glimpse will do. Hey, isnt Johnny suppose to be marrying Vanessa soon.
Still totally off topic because I dont think Lezzi is worthy of a whole post ----
Johnny would have been perfect in Brads (lol) part in Benjamin Bratt. Johnny is a hell of alot better actor and would have taken the part to a whole other level. Brads 2 or 3 expression acting is so predictable.
Sorry about the Johnny rant. I just am missing my boyfriend, even though I love how he is private and doesnt whore out his family for pr. Maybe he will have a movie come out soon.
Submitted by Mr. President on May 24, 2008 - 12:10pm.
You mean Phoebe Price, I hope.
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Nope, that's the best I've seen Lindsay look in a long time.
"Team Slut"
I was gonna ask how PP gets invited to the same events as a movie star like LL but then I remembered that LL is a has been who needs to work the same dick as PP to get anywhere again!
Submitted by Mr. President on May 24, 2008 - 12:10pm.
I think both Lezzy Lo and International Supermodel of the World PP look like shit.
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 24, 2008 - 12:07pm.
Lezzy love must be working for her because she actually looks good in these pics.
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You mean Phoebe Price, I hope.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
I thought she was broke? Is SammyRo keeping her?
The name is Phoebe Price, Bitch! "Learn it. Love it. Live it!"
Phoebe Price has arrived!!! Dolce and Gabbana!!! Wow!.............Look how happy phoebe Price in that Pic!
You know all she's thinking is for her Pic to be at Dlisted the next day and everybody will have a field day on her!
Phoebe, you look amazing!!!!
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 24, 2008 - 9:07am.
*handing Slutts more coffee and discount coupon to Lenscrafters*
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Lezzy love must be working for her because she actually looks good in these pics.
"Team Slut"
NO WONDER THIS SKANK HAS A LEGGINGS (LEGTARD) LINE!! HER LEGS ARE FUG! MUST HIDE.
To state the obvious, Lindsay looks like shit. That minidress is horrendous, especially with her legs and those ugly shoes.
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.