Saturday, May 24th 2008
A Gayelle Wedding!
Lezzy Lohan wore a ring on her engagement finger to last night's Dolce and Gabbana party in Cannes. You know what this means? A big ole' gayelle wedding! Break out the flannel and birkenstocks! We've got a gayelle wedding to attend.
Yeah, right. Lohan just wore the ring for attention. It's probably some glass shit from Claire's. Let's be real.
International supermodel, Phoebe Price, attended the same event and she also wore a ring on her left hand. It wasn't on her wedding finger, but she's trying to be slick. OMG! Eff Samantha Ronson! LL and PP are engaged! Sorry Rojo Caliente and Cynthia Nixon. There's a new hot, lesbian, ginge couple on the scene.
Sorry, I'm hungover......
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Lindsay should start taking "posing in front of The Ivy" lessons from PP right away, because pretty soon that is going to be the only way she'll get attention.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
The name is Phoebe Price, Bitch! "Learn it. Love it. Live it!"
29 (?) yr old PP, outshines 45 yr old Lohan.
Lohan is less lesbian than Anne Heche.
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Not that I care...but I wonder if 20 years from now-when Lohan is actually 45...if she'll look the same.Look 40something now...has she peaked to her permanent adult physique?.Ifeel bad for wasting 3 sentences on this chik.
clearly i'm delusional because i sorta like pp's dress...
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Phoebe actually looks better than Blohan. Shocking.
When those two firecrotches start "scissoring" the smoke detector in the room goes off.
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PS~ TMZ has some great audio of Linda Hogan again!!! it was updated today. She's a royal beotch.
Well, at least it looks like she rubbed off SOME of the fake tanner. She isn't looking nearly as orange as she usually does.
Her thighs are too fat to wear a dress that short.
Why is anyone reporting on her anymore? She's no longer relevant to anyone, well, except Sambone Ronson. It's time to move on, MK.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
that dress is revolting
there is a new cheeto post for all who care. Linds posts kind of depress me!
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
The top of Lindsay's dress looks like the bug visor on the hood of my minivan.
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Normally I'm not this mean...but
Linsdey looks fat in this dress. Not flattering at all. Her thighs look HUGE.
Just saying.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 24, 2008 - 11:05am.
NO WONDER THIS SKANK HAS A LEGGINGS (LEGTARD) LINE!! HER LEGS ARE FUG! MUST HIDE.
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"Legtard". That's priceless. Blohan Legtard is her new moniker!!
Lindsays intentions are getting free drugs and getting a free ride from this rich dyke who has developed a fondness for eating firecrotch. PLEASE! This girl LIVES for dick. She has exhausted the supply of rich cock in Hollywood so she switched to pussy. She probably also is addicted to/thrives off of the fact that Sam is obsessed with her.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
PP would look better if her hair was more "pretty woman Julia red" instead of neon.
Have a good weekend horz! Off to have fun. Good Lordy it was like 40 degrees last night in So. Cal, what the hell!
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Sheeps I am pretty sure that Sam, if she so desired, would not have to work. But I think you are exactly right about mother doing nothing but lunching and buying art. Ronson grew up very wealthy, thats why when you meet her she comes across like a space cadet who has never understood why the rest of the world stresses. I know someone who had to do business with Sam when Lowhan was doing "rehab". Sam was an even bigger space cadet than usual. Sam is really effing in love with Blowhan. Lowhan is a different story. Not sure of her intentions.
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Submitted by Aphid on May 24, 2008 - 10:18am.
I'll go as a priest. Come to think of it, that might cause unwelcome attention.
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
zomay:
Sam is really in love with Lohan? You lost me towards the end of your post with all the "she"s and "hers"......
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"A rock feels no pain....and an Island never cries....."
-Simon and Garfunkel "I Am A Rock"
Submitted by Sheeps on May 24, 2008 - 9:12am.
Submitted by Aphid on May 24, 2008 - 10:02am.
hahahaha. Too funny. I suppose I'd go if I tanked up beforehand. You go in costume, right? I could be "Uptight Straight Guy."
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Oh yes. Haven't decided what I'm gonna be this year, but I still have the nun outfit. :)
The name is Phoebe Price, Bitch! "Learn it. Love it. Live it!"
Who cares about Lindsay Lohan these days? We all know her career is dead. She'll never get back because she's hooked on Drugs. and she's too young and too weak to overcome it. Dina Lohan know this, thats why she's getting ahead and whoring her next meal ticket, the already-doomed Ali Lohan. Those poor people!!!
bmitted by Sheeps on May 24, 2008 - 10:10am.
Submitted by zomay on May 24, 2008 - 9:55am.
Pretty sure Lowhan's lovah comes from a very well off family. Ronson's mother is an older socialite.
I can never figure out what the elder Ronson does, other than having married two music guys. She's just an art dilettante and a social butterfly, flitting around the NY and London social scenes..
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she needs to "do" something else? sounds to me like she's got it all figured out!
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"A rock feels no pain....and an Island never cries....."
-Simon and Garfunkel "I Am A Rock"
Submitted by Aphid on May 24, 2008 - 10:02am.
hahahaha. Too funny. I suppose I'd go if I tanked up beforehand. You go in costume, right? I could be "Uptight Straight Guy."
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Tickle the cutlets.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Exactly BRADIFUL.
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PSL - You know White Oprah reads shit about Blohan all day long. She probably doesn't even bother to pass the memo to Linds that everyone thinks she looks 50 years old because she figures the whole world is batshit crazy for thinking that, and that her family is the epitome of class and elegance.
I think it goes beyond just the fact that Lindsay fucked up her career with all her arrests and shit. No one will hire her because she just looks terrible these days and dyeing her hair back to a dark red would take the edge off that face of hers.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by zomay on May 24, 2008 - 9:55am.
Pretty sure Lowhan's lovah comes from a very well off family. Ronson's mother is an older socialite.
I can never figure out what the elder Ronson does, other than having married two music guys. She's just an art dilettante and a social butterfly, flitting around the NY and London social scenes. Her kids pretty much live as she always has. "Dexter-Jones" strikes me as pretentious but maybe that's how her name is properly styled.
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
The name is Phoebe Price, Bitch! "Learn it. Love it. Live it!"
This is major!!! I have to perfect all my PP poses for West Hollywood Halloween.
The Peace Sign fingers pose. The Pop the collar pose( needs to be perfected ). Show the Big Earings pose ( a must! ). Blowing Kisses pose.
Of course I need the smile in the eyes look, and those Killer Cheebones.
How can I get those signature Cheeks?
red wigs! red wigs!
She looks like she's wearing a Bollywood apron.
Sensimina, she must not read anything about herself anymore. 95% of people HATE the way she looks blonde. Maybe Sam loves it....because she insists on keeping that Hooker Hair.
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"A rock feels no pain....and an Island never cries....."
-Simon and Garfunkel "I Am A Rock"
Blohan needs to get back to that Rojo Caliente hair. I believe she only got a shot at fame due to her once-lush body and red hair and she shit all over that image that by using so much bleach that her hairline is now receding. Oh, and becoming a full-time cokewhore that smokes five packs of Parliaments a day. There's already a serious oversaturation of haggard looking blondes in Hollywood - Lindsay is being sacrificed.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 24, 2008 - 8:59am.
Submitted by Aphid on May 24, 2008 - 9:56am.
Actually, that's the first thing I wanted to say: I'd love to go if I could hold your hand! haha.
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It's a date then. BF will NOT go, no matter what, and I'm sure he won't mind.
Of course, you won't care if I wear my "The guy I'm with loves anal" shirt, right? ;)
that dress does lilo wonders. She has an actual feminine body here
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
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zomay on May 24, 2008 - 11:55am.
Pretty sure Lowhan's lovah comes from a very well off family. Ronson's mother is an older socialite. Ronson probably pays for everything.
- WO's wet dream for Lilo, a sugar Mama.
This cannoli dress, booooo.
Phoebe in fringe, she is a Disney character come to life, which one, who knows.
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"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by Aphid on May 24, 2008 - 9:56am.
Actually, that's the first thing I wanted to say: I'd love to go if I could hold your hand! haha.
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Sad that PP is way better dressed than LL at this event.
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 24, 2008 - 8:38am.
Submitted by Aphid on May 24, 2008 - 9:31am.
Halloween in WeHo is the most fun.
I'm always too chicken to go, but the inevitable video on the evening news is priceless.
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You and every other straight guy I know. Halloween in the Castro District in San Francisco is even better! Years ago I was up there on business with my boss and poor guy was mortified, clinging to my arm like a little kid. Hahaha!
Pretty sure Lowhan's lovah comes from a very well off family. Ronson's mother is an older socialite. Ronson probably pays for everything.
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Curious, if Candy Lynn = Phoebe or Phoebe's mother?
Not that there's anything wrong with that, girl has got to work every angle.
"Team Slut"
Submitted by Jaded - the original on May 24, 2008 - 9:49am.
Why does this girl look so old??
Also, her legs aren't very attractive; certainly not enough for mini skirts.
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she's also a fan of high waisted short shorts, which certainly do her no favors.
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"A rock feels no pain....and an Island never cries....."
-Simon and Garfunkel "I Am A Rock"
Submitted by RichBitch on May 24, 2008 - 12:45pm.
Just for Socky! ;)
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Thanks! RichBitch! *cue Campbell's soup music* Mm...mm...good!! RichBitch's avie is mmm..mmm. good! *big obvious wink* *nodding head*
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The name is Phoebe Price, Bitch! "Learn it. Love it. Live it!"
As strange as it may seemed. Inquiring minds needs to know, how PP somehow got in the D&G guest list!!! I'm pretty sure, Domenico and Stefano handpicked the list and Voila, Our Girl is in!!!
Well being in German Instyle, french Vogue, Italian Vogue, French Bazaar trully puts you in the map!!!
PS: Screw those magazines!!! Dlisted made all this grandeur possible for PP. She needs to give Michael K a lifetime supply of Phoebe's Fantasy Gift Basket.
Why does this girl look so old??
Also, her legs aren't very attractive; certainly not enough for mini skirts.
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 24, 2008 - 12:42pm.
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Hahahahaha....Socky, that sounds so funny coming from you.
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*blushing* Hey! Hey! Hey! Wait a second, here!..If the BF can go to the gym and watch the boobles jump up and down, I can come here and tap the Rich Bitch avie! Fair is fair! *stomping little sock monkey foot* Ha!
Hi! Slutts! *sock monkey hug & smooch*
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OK, can someone please tell me how this Phoebe loon rose to prominence in the first place aside from this site?
Did she slip MK, the paparazzi, *someone* a stack of cash or something?
And now there are Phoebe-loonies here...
or is it Phoebe herself and her 17 personalities?
That sounds about right.
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Just for Socky! ;)
I wonder how many times the original price tag tucked inside the hideous outfits Hohan wears...have slipped out? I doubt she can't even afford from the clearance bin.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 24, 2008 - 12:30pm.
Huh!? Did you say something? It takes me FOREVER to read your posts. I spend some "quality" time tapping that gorgeous ass on your avie before I try and read your comments. Yummy!!
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Hahahahaha....Socky, that sounds so funny coming from you.
"Team Slut"
The day has come...
Phoebe Price is starting to look better than 'stars'
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