Saturday, May 24th 2008
A Gayelle Wedding!
Lezzy Lohan wore a ring on her engagement finger to last night's Dolce and Gabbana party in Cannes. You know what this means? A big ole' gayelle wedding! Break out the flannel and birkenstocks! We've got a gayelle wedding to attend.
Yeah, right. Lohan just wore the ring for attention. It's probably some glass shit from Claire's. Let's be real.
International supermodel, Phoebe Price, attended the same event and she also wore a ring on her left hand. It wasn't on her wedding finger, but she's trying to be slick. OMG! Eff Samantha Ronson! LL and PP are engaged! Sorry Rojo Caliente and Cynthia Nixon. There's a new hot, lesbian, ginge couple on the scene.
Sorry, I'm hungover......
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She needs to work out. Her upper half is thin with no muscle tone and her lower half is looking like cottage cheese. Her body type is VERY similar to mine, she is short with the potential to be thick right around the corner.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
Lindsay's dress is amazing. Gimme dat frock.
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She literally probably could have come up with a better outfit if she had walked up to a rack at TJ Maxx, closed her eyes and chose a dress at random.
It would be fun to show this picture to 16 y/o Lindsay Lohan and ask her to guess her age in it.
WOW - chicken cutlets AND chicken feet
She's got dumpling knees.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 24, 2008 - 7:56pm.
Mel, I think you mean "alejado"?? (Like, stay away?)
BTW check out Joey Stefano's picante resume.
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Team Toe
RichBitch! Woot Woot!
Thanks for giving us your blessing!! :)
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 25, 2008 - 3:52am.I feel like I am violating it. I just thought you should know.
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Violate away! :D
Submitted by RichBitch on May 24, 2008 - 9:49pm.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 25, 2008 - 3:48am.
RichBitch, who's ass is that?
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That be Joey Stefano.
Thank You!
I stare at it everytime you post.
I feel like I am violating it. I just thought you should know.
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 25, 2008 - 3:48am.
RichBitch, who's ass is that?
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That be Joey Stefano.
CHUCKYFACE!
bwahahahaha *yawn*
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
RichBitch, who's ass is that?
I've wanted to know for the longest time.
:)
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They both look like old, dried up woman who are trying to stay and look young and fresh.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by SkyBitch on May 24, 2008 - 10:40pm.
...or when she's eating saMANtha's kitty cat.
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LOL! I'm thinking...Hohan will eat whatever kibble gets her in the door and into the party scene. She's not picky.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
I am such a retard, I keep double posting shit!
PP would actually look so much better if she cut the ratty shit length off her hair and got a bit of volume.
Oh and changed the colour, her entire face and dress sense.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 24, 2008 - 10:41pm.
Submitted by dead-actress on May 24, 2008 - 7:37pm.
Say something nice...
That dress doesn't have kneepads?
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I'm sure by now she's perfected that porn move of just bending at the waist and "performing." She can only fit so many things into her little clutch bag...coke, condoms, lip balm..
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
OMG I love the name Lezzy Lohan! hahahaha
I'm so freaking immature. LMAO
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Sheeps, I don't think the dress does.
But I'm sure she's wearing her 'Leggings by Lohan' underneath, so she's covered.
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Submitted by dead-actress on May 24, 2008 - 7:37pm.
Say something nice...
She's in France for the holiday weekend?
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Submitted by dead-actress on May 24, 2008 - 7:37pm.
Say something nice...
That dress doesn't have kneepads?
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Team Toe
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Say something nice...
At least Hohan pulled her hair back for the occasion. It won't get in her way when she's paying for dinner.
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...or when she's eating saMANtha's kitty cat.
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
Zomay:
THUNDERCATS HO!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Say something nice...
At least Hohan pulled her hair back for the occasion. It won't get in her way when she's paying for dinner.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Arrogant freckled coke-face.
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
She looks old as shit..
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Submitted by spincycle on May 25, 2008 - 12:24am.
LL got a fresh round of Botox, that's why she looks ok here...
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You sure it wasn't a fresh round of SaRo juice!
Lindsay seems to be inheriting Phoebe's cheeks, but Phoebe looks younger.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 24, 2008 - 8:07pm.
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Everything about that freak is unattractive. I hope she fades into obscurity soon, because I'm tired of looking at her. She's already proven she's uncastable, how much longer can this possibly take?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 24, 2008 - 8:58pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 24, 2008 - 7:55pm.
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Sausage legs. She could do some squats and get a Boflex for that shit, make them a little bit more toned, but yeah her legs suck. She hasn't learned that starving herself and doing cocaine will make her skinny, but it won't give her a sexy figure.
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Bitch flat out needs some lipo...fuck squats...Know why you won't see my thighs on display? Cuz they don't look good...That's just reality. And my thighs are thinner than Blohan's...So what she can't pull off a micro-mini because of her MONSTER thighs? No one would even know about it if she would dress appropriately for her body type, but No....And people bitch about "too skinny" stars? Yes, that has some merit, but Blohan's thighs have ALWAYS been HUGE an unattractive. I think that's why she got the first insanely ridiculous boob job...The one she has now looks pretty good...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 24, 2008 - 7:55pm.
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Sausage legs. She could do some squats and get a Boflex for that shit, make them a little bit more toned, but yeah her legs suck. She hasn't learned that starving herself and doing cocaine will make her skinny, but it won't give her a sexy figure.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by patty cake on May 24, 2008 - 8:44pm.
I do like that dress..not so much on her..but it is an amazing piece. She doesnt have the legs for it.
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No kidding! Why does she FLAUNT her most hideous feature???? Seriously, even Shitney has better legs than that! I guess she likes the short skirts cuz Samantha (who paid for them) has a long tongue...
Guest 1: Where's Samantha?
Guest 2: Why, I don't know
Lindsay: Oh god! Oh, yes, YES, YES!!!!
Guest 1: *Ahen*...I guess I won't need to order the Clans Casino for the table....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I do like that dress..not so much on her..but it is an amazing piece. She doesnt have the legs for it.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
lohan's problem is that her hips are as wide as her shoulders, she has a shor torso and she is knock kneed DEATH to mini anything. if someone rearranged her wardrobe a bit she'd look 1500% better
LiLo looks ok here. A little more natural and happy.
LL got a fresh round of Botox, that's why she looks ok here...
That mini-dress is hideous. that short & tight just does nothing for Hohan
Submitted by waterbucket on May 24, 2008 - 5:10pm.
Submitted by Snoogle on May 24, 2008 - 4:51pm.
They both look like they walked through the ugly forest and got gang raped by the trees.
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Haha. How dare you say that about the legendary Ms Price? She's elegant and beautiful and slightly delusional but still, she should be worshiped.
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"When you mix up a batch for your snatch you gotta make sure you get it all covered."Imaginary Grace(2/22/08)
Submitted by Snoogle on May 24, 2008 - 4:51pm.
They both look like they walked through the ugly forest and got gang raped by the trees.
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Haha. How dare you say that about the legendary Ms Price? She's elegant and beautiful and slightly delusional but still, she should be worshiped.
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 24, 2008 - 3:14pm.
Lindsay should start taking "posing in front of The Ivy" lessons from PP right away, because pretty soon that is going to be the only way she'll get attention.
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AND start hauling a super big purse to carry all the magazines that show her photo so she can point & smile at the paps! Click!
Hello, pretty girl! How are you this afternoon?
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
They both look like they walked through the ugly forest and got gang raped by the trees.
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"When you mix up a batch for your snatch you gotta make sure you get it all covered."Imaginary Grace(2/22/08)
I am going to go back on my word and watch her crazy as* mama's show. Lo Lo looks so used up!
"Feeling satisfaction from the street crowd reaction" - Dwyck
Hohan looks actually kind of *gulp* pretty here. She left the spray-on tan at home, I guess, and I love her dress.
*crawls away*
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
If Lindsay went back to being a redhead, we could have a serious fire crotch throw down on Robertson!
Big improvement for Lohan. Now she only looks 35 instead of nearly 50.
Phoebe wasnt on any guest list! She was just passing by and got the photogs to take her picture on her way to TGIFridays.
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OKAY NOT TO MENTION YOU CAN'T STOP A DOG FACE WITH A SOCK STRAP OR A BOOT FACE SMASH YOU KNOW!
the ronsons are skanky. rich, but skanky
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international secret agent 00 PP must be wanting to do a CANCAN.kick it girl! (and her mothers dress doesn't fit)