Saturday, May 24th 2008
Mother Lucite And Her Children
Shauna Sand is an inspiration to mothers everywhere. She proves that you can be a devoted mother and a ravishing beauty at the same time. You don't have to compromise. How does she do it?
Although, I'm disappointed with her. Her daughters are old enough to be wearing matching lucite heels. Shauna, it's never too early to teach your daughters about elegance and luxury. Pass the torch.
Here's Shauna with her three daughters at Christian Audigier's 50th Birthday party last night in Los Angeles.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 24, 2008 - 11:13am.
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I'm with you on that part of the movie DD - when she wings the cat out the window - I feel for the kitty :( great movie though :)
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
TY Pers. I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. It's almost like you can't even express your individual opinions in here anymore, no matter how politely. Pffft.
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You just at the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life!
Jesus Christ. Those little girls don't stand a chance.
they need that book about Mommy's plastic surgery.
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08
Sluttsville's av would be a disgrace if it weren't so funny.
And RichBitch's avie - well, I must say, I always thought that was a WOMAN's ass. It makes me feel so INFERIOR in the POSTERIOR.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 24, 2008 - 12:11pm
Yes she is Lorenzo's Ex and a former Playboy skank!
Submitted by Pers on May 24, 2008 - 9:09am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 24, 2008 - 11:07am.
it's av attack time already? JUST KIDDING!!!
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DiamondDawg! I take offense over your avie - you are promoting...smoking...and updo's...and black and white photos!
Comeuppance! LOL
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LOL. I was wondering when someone was going to bust on my av. The worst scene in Breakfast at Tiffany's is when Holly throws out her Ginge cat on the NY city street. That's animal abuse!! I said, "Oh noes!!!!!!!!!!!"
Submitted by Pers on May 24, 2008 - 9:09am.
I take offense at that oversized cow-like object of indeterminate gender.
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on May 24, 2008 - 8:24am.
My question is, does Lorenzo Lamas ever spend any time with these kids?
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Omigosh. Is this how we know Shauna? I had no idea!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 24, 2008 - 11:07am.
it's av attack time already? JUST KIDDING!!!
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DiamondDawg! I take offense over your avie - you are promoting...smoking...and updo's...and black and white photos!
Comeuppance! LOL
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
it's av attack time already? JUST KIDDING!!!
the three butts has always bothered me, but I believe in LIVE AND LET LIVE!
Peace everyone! So many great people are having a BIRFDAY TODAY! Like Tommy Chong!! Smoke a bowl!
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 24, 2008 - 10:55am.
P.T.Bull: I didn't 'make a big stink about it' so quit blowing it out of proportion, please.
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Skybitch was very considerate and polite in sharing her opinion with RichBitch, and RichBitch was polite in return. Case closed.
Why do you feel you have to put your 2 cents in?
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
jeez, those little girls are wearing tory burch flats. i hate those!
at least get ones that FIT
Mother Lucite? Ya, I know where MK is going with this...more like WHORE OF BABYLON!!!!!!! Those poor spawn!
P.T.Bull: I didn't 'make a big stink about it' so quit blowing it out of proportion, please.
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You just at the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life!
I like the bare bottom.
"Team Slut"
I imagine to a gay person, this would be a pretty hot pix. It does give me a shudder, but I appreciate its boldness. Besides, its only half as offensive as mine. Wear it proudly, and don't drop it if there are only a few people making a big stink about it--I hate the tyrrany of the sensitive few.
Submitted by RichBitch on May 24, 2008 - 11:44am...I guess it never occured to me that it might bother anyone!
Pretty girls. The youngest is quite a beauty. Maybe they will be the opposite of Shauna. Well, one can only hope....
NICE, SHANA SANDS LOOKS LIKE A CARROT STICK IN A PEA POD! NASTY!!
The kid in pink has a slutty Russian, green card temptress aura about her.
Submitted by chris1984 on May 24, 2008 - 11:41am.
http://www.imadush.com
Shove your spam up your ass!
Submitted by RichBitch on May 24, 2008 - 8:37am.
It's the very beautiful Joey Stefano's ass (RIP).
That makes it a tiny bit more troubling. He used to date David Geffen?
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 24, 2008 - 4:39pm.
I didn't mean to offend...
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Nor did I which is why I changed it but I can't argue with my public! ;D I never knew anyone even took notice so it was quite weird to have people demand it back!
If lots of people want me to remove it then of course I will. I guess it never occured to me that it might bother anyone!
Those poor little girls. I would be embarassed when my mother wore mismatched socks. Having a mother look like Her Lady of Lucite would kill me. Those little girls don't have a snowballs chance in hell of growing up with healthy self esteem and body issues. I see three future Paris Hilton's.
Submitted by Mr. President on May 24, 2008 - 11:36am.
My gawwd, I hope not, those silver slippers are the first step of the transition to lucite.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by The Real Mimi on May 24, 2008 - 11:35am.
Is she even wearing a bra? Her boobs are almost to her waist!
Tit size: 42-long. ;)
It is time for someone to call Child Services, if we don't stop the spread of Lucite, who will?
"Team Slut"
A vegas prostitute standing with little girls--a disturbing image to my mind. Must the surgically inflated tits be hanging out in every photo? Is it really necessary to amortize the expense at every opportunity?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 24, 2008 - 11:22am.
Pink=In and out of rehab
Yellow=Gayelle
Gray=Married to the mob
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Once again, you call it correct!! LOL ♥♥♥♥♥♥
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Hey baby, I didn't mean to offend...just had to get it off my chest. It's all good. :)
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You just at the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life!
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 24, 2008 - 4:33pm.
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Well okay, when I changed it lots of peeps wanted it back so here it is! I figured this IS DListed after all! It's the very beautiful Joey Stefano's ass (RIP).
Doesn't the new Beyonce kid's collection feature a set of lucite heels that would be their size?
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Is she even wearing a bra? Her boobs are almost to her waist!
And that dress looks like one of her kid's outfits.
RichBitch: I totally love you and your posts honey, but damn, I just gotta say it....that hairy butthole avy is a bit much.
*phew*
Sorry, love you!
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You just at the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life!
Submitted by cinndy2008 on May 24, 2008 - 4:15pm.
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Fuck off you annoying cunt.
Her kids look absolutely ecstatic.
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You just at the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life!
Ooh! I thought it was Shauna's 50th Birthday party!
Those girls are so cute.
She will fuck them up,no doubt.
My question is, does Lorenzo Lamas ever spend any time with these kids?
Pink=In and out of rehab
Yellow=Gayelle
Gray=Married to the mob
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Been shooting in the dark too long
When somethin's not right it's wrong
Submitted by putsomestankonit on May 24, 2008 - 8:16am.
Maybe, huh? Two of the kids look like they're wearing too-small hand-me-downs.
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, spumoni!
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Been shooting in the dark too long
When somethin's not right it's wrong
Our Lady Of Lucite
Turning water into silicone implants, never met a mini dress she wouldn't wear and Orange for life.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
I like how Christian Audigier was "established" in 1958. I guess Bob Dylan was established in 1941.
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Man, those poor kids! They look normal now, but seeing your mom dressed like a, uh, "lady of the night", all the damn time is bound to leave some major emotional scarring...
At first I thought they were wearing lucite flats.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Sheeps I'm thinking Shauna doesn't have any friends because what woman could stand to have someone that beautiful always upstaging them? And I'm sure she couldn't afford a sitter, plus when there's free food about might as well bring the kiddies along.
She looks like the porn version of Morticia of the Addams Family.
Those little girls are gorgeous!
Too bad they will prolly grow up to be HWORZ!
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'Cause I love you more than all of that with a love that doesn't bend
And if there is eternity I'd love you there again
She couldn't hire a babysitter? Leave them at their friend's house?
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
me in 15 years
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE