Saturday, May 24th 2008
Mother Lucite And Her Children
Shauna Sand is an inspiration to mothers everywhere. She proves that you can be a devoted mother and a ravishing beauty at the same time. You don't have to compromise. How does she do it?
Although, I'm disappointed with her. Her daughters are old enough to be wearing matching lucite heels. Shauna, it's never too early to teach your daughters about elegance and luxury. Pass the torch.
Here's Shauna with her three daughters at Christian Audigier's 50th Birthday party last night in Los Angeles.
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I've got to leave too, I'm outta of Pall Mall unfiltered, need to look on craigslist for another used diaphram, and some Lucite shoes to show off my pinkie-toeless feet.
"Team Slut"
How do you sit in that dress?
"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."
These three little girls will start their "Dina Lohan's Divas of the Future" program right about *looking at watch*...NOW!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sheeps on May 24, 2008 - 12:53pm.
I just registered the Dlisted name "Geeksville."
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You should have registered "Geekksville", it's less confusing when someone gives a shout-out. I can distingush when someone's talking specifically to me when I read "Slutts" as opposed the the general DL board when someone says "Sluts".
I'm out, too. need to go to Costco to buy some mom jeans.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 24, 2008 - 9:47am.
Equally embarrassing for the "Sluttsville" brand would be the actual contents: half-eaten, day-old, roast beef Subway (extra mayo); Six Flags annual pass; Star Wars mini light sabre; Old Navy credit card; and Lindsay Lohan scrapbook.
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baaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa
is that what's in your fanny pack, Sheeps? Mall geek?
Submitted by Pers on May 24, 2008 - 9:52am.
We should have a Dlisted convention. I'd love to meet and drink with you sluts.
Shhhh. Me, too. But wait till Sluttsville leaves to see the new adventure film starring that old man with the earring.
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Sluuts:
I am not DONE yet. I have to catch a 3:00 TRAIN , then I'll return it.....hehehe
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"A rock feels no pain....and an Island never cries....."
-Simon and Garfunkel "I Am A Rock"
We should have a Dlisted convention. I'd love to meet and drink with you sluts.
And I changed my avie...here's me! :D
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 24, 2008 - 9:50am.
I just registered the Dlisted name "Geeksville."
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
The girls may not end up to bad off. I thought I read that Lorenzo prevented Shauna from moving the girls to FL from LA, because he was the stable parent and force in their lives. I believe (and I could be wrong) that he has more custody of them then she does...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 24, 2008 - 12:49pm.
don't forget her diaphragm.....I just hope it stays in her purse.....
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I've been waiting on you to return it.
"Team Slut"
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 24, 2008 - 9:37am.
Cheesus, I would be embarrassed for everyone to see my spilled TicTacs, birth control pills, unwrapped gum, condoms, Motel Six frequent guest card, and six mini bottles of tequila. Yes, I certainly would be embarrassed for anyone to know about those things.
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F'ing hilarious!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, there should be a reality show called "WHAT'S IN YOUR PURSE?" The person with the weirdest shit wins a trip to Wino's house. (TM! DiamondDawg Productions)
Her little girls are sure cute....
I actually think her dress is cute, too - Sorry !!
Submitted by Sheeps on May 24, 2008 - 12:47pm.
Equally embarrassing for the "Sluttsville" brand would be the actual contents: half-eaten, day-old, roast beef Subway (extra mayo); Six Flags annual pass; Star Wars mini light sabre; Old Navy credit card; and Lindsay Lohan scrapbook.
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I'm sorry, but you have me confused with a geek; I'm a slut, not a geek.
"Team Slut"
Why would this never-been be invited to anything? She's an embarassment with a rocking bod. What a combo.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 24, 2008 - 9:47am.
don't forget her diaphragm.....I just hope it stays in her purse.....
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"A rock feels no pain....and an Island never cries....."
-Simon and Garfunkel "I Am A Rock"
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 24, 2008 - 9:37am.
I would be embarrassed for everyone to see my spilled TicTacs, birth control pills, unwrapped gum, condoms
Equally embarrassing for the "Sluttsville" brand would be the actual contents: half-eaten, day-old, roast beef Subway (extra mayo); Six Flags annual pass; Star Wars mini light sabre; Old Navy credit card; and Lindsay Lohan scrapbook.
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 24, 2008 - 12:45pm.
Pers, avies can be confusing.....I thought Sheeps was a girl for about a year....hahaha
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What????? Sheeps is a guy?!?!
"Team Slut"
Pers, avies can be confusing.....I thought Sheeps was a girl for about a year....hahaha
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"A rock feels no pain....and an Island never cries....."
-Simon and Garfunkel "I Am A Rock"
Indeed. Its one of the sad ironies of the world that the less you get paid, the more degrading the job is. ;) Anyway, she's all growed up now and has an office job that allows opaque purses....
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 24, 2008 - 12:37pm.
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Cheesus, I would be embarrassed for everyone to see my spilled TicTacs, birth control pills, unwrapped gum, condoms, Motel Six frequent guest card, and six mini bottles of tequila. Yes, I certainly would be embarrassed for anyone to know about those things.
"Team Slut"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 24, 2008 - 11:36am.
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W-w-what? LOL! I should change my avie to a pic of me, because I really am a chick...LOL! But, if I were a guy, I'd marry all of you skanks...lurves ya's!
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Submitted by Sheeps on May 24, 2008 - 9:36am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 24, 2008 - 9:31am.
He was an iconic gay porno star from Philly who came to LA and allegedly dated, then outed, David Geffen. He OD'd in his twenties.
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so I was right about the "entry hole"....
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"A rock feels no pain....and an Island never cries....."
-Simon and Garfunkel "I Am A Rock"
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 24, 2008 - 9:38am.
Yanno Sheeps, it's strange that you happen to know everything there is to know about porn stars.
hahahaha. Especially gay stars.
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Yanno Sheeps, it's strange that you happen to know everything there is to know about porn stars.
"Team Slut"
Submitted by P.T.Bull on May 24, 2008 - 12:31pm.
Knew someone who was a cashier at a grocery store--they had to use a clear purse at work to make it harder to steal things.
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Cheesus, I would be embarrassed for everyone to see my spilled TicTacs, birth control pills, unwrapped gum, condoms, Motel Six frequent guest card, and six mini bottles of tequila. Yes, I certainly would be embarrassed for anyone to know about those things.
"Team Slut"
Submitted by Cindyloo on May 24, 2008 - 9:33am.
She is starting to creep me out. Odds are she has an eating disorder and God knows what else. I feel for her kids.
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STARTING to creep you out? lol
Pers....want to hear something funny? I thought you were a guy....one never knows here, do we? hahaha
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"A rock feels no pain....and an Island never cries....."
-Simon and Garfunkel "I Am A Rock"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 24, 2008 - 9:31am.
He was an iconic gay porno star from Philly who came to LA and allegedly dated, then outed, David Geffen. He OD'd in his twenties.
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Beautiful girls. We all should remember this photo cause in 2 years they won't look the same.
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She is starting to creep me out. Odds are she has an eating disorder and God knows what else. I feel for her kids.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 24, 2008 - 11:31am.
Pers, you are on a roll !
hehehhehe
who is Joey Stefano? he does have a nice ass, I just wish I couldn't see his entry hole.
hahhahaha
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RichBitch's avie - that butt, you have to say, is pretty perfect (I'm a butt girl) - it's a perky butt :D That's the kind of butt that should be carved into marble and hung over my couch, so I can rub it and make wishes.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 24, 2008 - 9:20am.
I also want a Lucite purse, that way I can see what I have in my purse without opening it.
Knew someone who was a cashier at a grocery store--they had to use a clear purse at work to make it harder to steal things.
Pers, you are on a roll !
hehehhehe
who is Joey Stefano? he does have a nice ass, I just wish I couldn't see his entry hole.
hahhahaha
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"A rock feels no pain....and an Island never cries....."
-Simon and Garfunkel "I Am A Rock"
Just making some general observations. Its not personal to you--I don't know how many people were involved in the discussion or what they all said, and I'm not going to read 200 posts to find out.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 24, 2008 - 11:55am.
P.T.Bull: I didn't 'make a big stink about it' so quit blowing it out of proportion, please.
Her daughters are beautiful, but she'll skank them up and out in no time flat.
That's a Lucite heels ho for ya!
www.myspace.com/triston
Am I the only one who thinks that the one in pink kind of looks like Paris Hilton? I'm serious.
Looks like it's either Living Lucite or Growing Up Wonky for this family.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 24, 2008 - 12:22pm.
Or SHAKING it! lol. that's how I find my keys. Lately, finding the cellphone has been a bitch. Sometimes I just leave the house and say fuggit! If the phone is in here, it'll ring!
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OMG, I thought I was the only one to do that, and sometimes I'll dial the number from my office phone just to find which compartment it's in.
"Team Slut"
Submitted by Sheeps on May 24, 2008 - 11:24am.
Submitted by Pers on May 24, 2008 - 9:22am.
Anti-ovinists--the worst kind of farm bigots.
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I'm not a bigot, I just think that farm animals should stick to their own kind, and those rainbow sheep are damned uppity.
*Animal Farm anybody? LOL
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Submitted by Pers on May 24, 2008 - 9:22am.
Anti-ovinists--the worst kind of farm bigots.
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
LOL at Skybitch. I'll work on cropping it. BUT NOT TIL TUESDAY. I don't have photoshop at home. Bitch!
J/K!
Mwuah!
Submitted by Sheeps on May 24, 2008 - 5:19pm.
"My Beautiful Mommy"? I bet they get it already--it's all they've known.
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Except with "beautiful" crossed out!
Submitted by Sheeps on May 24, 2008 - 11:13am.
Submitted by Pers on May 24, 2008 - 9:09am.
I take offense at that oversized cow-like object of indeterminate gender.
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Well, if you take offense at my avie,...um...I take offense to yours!
Rainbow sheep should be kept away from others - they'll contaminate each other. (totally reaching on this joke here...lol!!!)
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 24, 2008 - 9:20am.
I also want a Lucite purse, that way I can see what I have in my purse without opening it.
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Or SHAKING it! lol. that's how I find my keys. Lately, finding the cellphone has been a bitch. Sometimes I just leave the house and say fuggit! If the phone is in here, it'll ring!
Submitted by Pers on May 24, 2008 - 9:17am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 24, 2008 - 11:13am.
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I'm with you on that part of the movie DD - when she wings the cat out the window - I feel for the kitty
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Ya! But then her boyfriend makes her go get it and then all is well. Here's the original trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urQVzgEO_w8
I also want a Lucite purse, that way I can see what I have in my purse without opening it.
"Team Slut"
Thanks Diamond Dawg. Love your av by the way.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 24, 2008 - 9:16am.
"My Beautiful Mommy"? I bet they get it already--it's all they've known.
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 24, 2008 - 12:15pm.
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I can bring back the Big Bertha avie, but she induced a lot of dry heaving and vomiting the other night.
Now do me a favor and give me a light, those Bic lighter wheels hurt like hell on my baby thumbs.
"Team Slut"
DiamandDawg: That ciggy in your avy is a bit long for my taste. Would you mind cropping it for me? lol
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You just at the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life!
Nice name, putsomestankonit! LOL
Thanks for the edification on Shauna. Those triple threat lucite heels are something else! I wonder how much they cost? Seriously. I've wanting a vintage lucite purse from the 50's-60's and they are crazy expensive. Like $200. (shows you where my budget level is - i can't even afford a lucite purse! gaaaaaaa!)