Saturday, May 24th 2008
Mother Lucite And Her Children
Shauna Sand is an inspiration to mothers everywhere. She proves that you can be a devoted mother and a ravishing beauty at the same time. You don't have to compromise. How does she do it?
Although, I'm disappointed with her. Her daughters are old enough to be wearing matching lucite heels. Shauna, it's never too early to teach your daughters about elegance and luxury. Pass the torch.
Here's Shauna with her three daughters at Christian Audigier's 50th Birthday party last night in Los Angeles.
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Omg look at the youngest one. They cloned Paris Hilton!
Oh lawd nooooo!!! She has daughters??!! Wudda role model! Anywho... her children are absolutely beautiful
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ITS SUMMERTIME OH YEAH, HELL YEAH! IM SO DRUNK AND HORNY AND UMBRELLA AND SHIT!! - typical fan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K6Vj4gBKMI
I thought those suits were supposed to be COMFORTABLE. The two older ones are at least a size too small.
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A video movie could improve your life.
Shauna looks hot. Her daughters are so cute. Shauna needs her own reality show. She's way hotter than Denise Richards.
Christian Audigier is such a liar. 50th birthday? He doesn't look a day under 61. So Shauna went along with this farce of a bday party. Whatev. I'm home now, drunk, but I could still use another...
My God, she bought out the entire Garanimals collection.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by your mum goes t... on May 24, 2008 - 7:50pm.
Is it just me or does the youngest one look like Paris in the face?
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It ain't just you. Do you think Parasite could be that little girl's real father?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Is it just me or does the youngest one look like Paris in the face?
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 24, 2008 - 5:17pm.
Sheeps on May 24, 2008 - 5:13pm.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 24, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Are we sure all three of these girls are Lorenzo's?
I know! Yellow totally looks like his. Pink might be his. Grey looks like the tennis instructor's.
- That was the one I was wondering about. Tennis dude's OR Lucite Shoe sales dude.....She spends a lot of time with him.....
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Now that's some funny shit there...Both because it's creative, but not creative enoughh for it not to be true...Yeah, they needs to be a DListed award for that shit...maybe a Slurpee, and a Cheeze Chili Dog? Yeah, you deserve at least that. Mk? Pull out that fat wallet....No, not that one! No one wants to see your fag hag's clam...Geez!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Wow-what beautiful children (especially the one on the far left) How in the hell did they come out of her????????????????????????????????
the kids weigh more than she does...I cant stand those damn Tory Burch shoes and now they make them for lil fashun whores... UGH FUG...
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The war isn't working.
All girls look like they were conceived from different men. :-/
Little does she know that one must wear corresponding designer's gear to such events.
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By watching movies with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, J. Travolta, Will Smith (yes!) - you support Scientology.
Wasn't it a case of she was a Playmate of the month when she met him. got married and started having his babies inplace of a real career......and he dumped her out of nowhere? Then kind of held her having been a bunny over her head in the divorce?
BRADIFUL: IMDb says: "Lorenzo and Shauna have three daughters: Alexandra Lynne (b. 22 November 1997), Victoria (b. 24 April 1999), and Isabella Lorenza (b. 2 February 2001)."
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Cute little girls, a whore mom, and fug shoes all around.
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You just at the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life!
Sheeps on May 24, 2008 - 5:13pm.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 24, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Are we sure all three of these girls are Lorenzo's?
I know! Yellow totally looks like his. Pink might be his. Grey looks like the tennis instructor's.
- That was the one I was wondering about. Tennis dude's OR Lucite Shoe sales dude.....She spends a lot of time with him.....
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 24, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Are we sure all three of these girls are Lorenzo's?
I know! Yellow totally looks like his. Pink might be his. Grey looks like the tennis instructor's.
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Are we sure all three of these girls are Lorenzo's?
I agree they are cute and all.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
I have a feeling the one in pink is going to be following her mother's footsteps. She's got "slut" written all over her.
I kid, I kid!
Thankfully the 3 children aren't 'Jon benet'd' out. Don't know if I should congratulate the parents for keeping thier little girls dressed as little girls....or hold judgement till a few more years pass. The silver shoes are kinda sending off alarms for me. Kinda like training wheels for when they get to finally wear their own pairs of lucite.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 24, 2008 - a bottle of Windex to keep the shoes really shiny!
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Actually, a tub of VASELINE will keep lucite shiny and moisturized!
way long time ago in the 80's we used vaseline on our black patent leather combat boots. anyone with me on that?
Thank you for the tip! I have a pair of black patent leather wingtips that are on the verge of starting to split
Submitted by P.T.Bull on May 24, 2008 - 12:31pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 24, 2008 - 9:20am.
I also want a Lucite purse, that way I can see what I have in my purse without opening it.
Knew someone who was a cashier at a grocery store--they had to use a clear purse at work to make it harder to steal things.
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I still see women who work at the mall carrying those clear bags.
"Feeling satisfaction from the street crowd reaction" - Dwyck
Submitted by The Real Mimi on May 24, 2008 - 1:39pm.
Submitted by applehead on May 24, 2008 - 12:52pm.
The girls may not end up to bad off. I thought I read that Lorenzo prevented Shauna from moving the girls to FL from LA, because he was the stable parent and force in their lives. I believe (and I could be wrong) that he has more custody of them then she does...
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I think people think he's less of a parent because he's not photographed with them like she is. Maybe if he wore some lucite shoes...LOL
I think he got the kids and she got the lucite shoes... :-)
so lets see......this party had Shuana and her 3 young daughters.....Wacko Jacko, Britney? Was there anyone actually still famous there?
Submitted by Sayonara on May 24, 2008 - 4:13pm
The same goes for Mariah Carey.
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Mark my words... In the next year or two we will be seeing Shauna strutting around town wearing those thick sole orthopedic shoes. Wearing heels daily takes a tremendous toll on your calves and knees.
"Feeling satisfaction from the street crowd reaction" - Dwyck
Thats gross! How can she be a mother? I hate the rainbow of colored track suits in comparison with her titty dress.
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why is SS dressed like a hooker and her girls are dressed like jocks?
Submitted by RichBitch on May 24, 2008 - 11:37am.
Is this or is this not a free country?! Keep that avie, hairy bunghole and all.
It's in the Constitution and you can look it up.
Princess DOUCHETTE brought her children to this DOUCHFEST?! Not surprised...but call CPS anyway.
The little one in the gray looks like she's gonna be the rebellious lesbian.As such she'll probably be the most successful gold digger.
Looks like a kidnapping. The misery on those kid's faces...
Also, we know what Shauna's REAL nose, skin and haircolor are.
shauna gets points for not dressing her kids like mini trampz...i know it's just a matter of time before this will all change and they'll be modelling the kiddie version of lucite heels...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
I feel sorry for the girls, I'm just happy they're not slutty looking at the moment and she's letting them live their childhood!
Submitted by applehead on May 24, 2008 - 12:52pm.
The girls may not end up to bad off. I thought I read that Lorenzo prevented Shauna from moving the girls to FL from LA, because he was the stable parent and force in their lives. I believe (and I could be wrong) that he has more custody of them then she does...
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I think people think he's less of a parent because he's not photographed with them like she is. Maybe if he wore some lucite shoes...LOL
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 24, 2008 - 10:25am.
hahaha. That's gen-u-ine sheepskin, there. Strong, supple, manly--I mean, sheeply.
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 24, 2008 - 1:20pm.
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Actually, a tub of VASELINE will keep lucite shiny and moisturized!
way long time ago in the 80's we used vaseline on our black patent leather combat boots. anyone with me on that?
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Seriously? Good to know! *jotting down 'tub of vaseline' on xmas gift list* Our tranny friend will appreciate the gift! He hates the smell of Windex! lol
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sheeps on May 24, 2008 - 1:22pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on May 24, 2008 - 10:17am.
I reopened my antique business with Slutts old diaphram!
Her kids use the discarded ones as trampolines.
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And they use Sheeps' excess labia that was removed as protective netting.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
(i haven't left yet for Costco. where is it anyway?)
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Just follow the convoy of minivans.
"Team Slut"
Submitted by NitWitty on May 24, 2008 - 10:17am.
I reopened my antique business with Slutts old diaphram!
Her kids use the discarded ones as trampolines.
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 24, 2008 - 10:12am.
Hey, can you pick up a vat of Crisco for me, please?
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I had you down for 24-pack of giant muffins.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 24, 2008 - a bottle of Windex to keep the shoes really shiny!
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Actually, a tub of VASELINE will keep lucite shiny and moisturized!
way long time ago in the 80's we used vaseline on our black patent leather combat boots. anyone with me on that?
Hey, don't laugh.. I reopened my antique business with Slutts old diaphram!
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
hey! Craigslist isn't always trashy. I bought a $700 chandelier for $40!! Real glass, too. LOL
Seriously,
it was this chandeier:
http://www.arcadianlighting.com/5936-vg.html
the people who sold it had a wee baby and felt a ceiling fan was more useful than a chandelier. weird.
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 24, 2008 - 1:08pm.
I've got to leave too, I'm outta of Pall Mall unfiltered, need to look on craigslist for another used diaphram, and some Lucite shoes to show off my pinkie-toeless feet.
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Uh...add a lick n stick tattoo for the ankle. And of course, let us not forget...a bottle of Windex to keep the shoes really shiny!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
***Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 24, 2008 - 11:59am.
I'm out, too. need to go to Costco to buy some mom jeans.
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Hey, can you pick up a vat of Crisco for me, please?
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You just at the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life!
Hola you sluts de MK!
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
RFLMAO @ Sluttsville
(i haven't left yet for Costco. where is it anyway?)
Submitted by super-ette on May 24, 2008 - 1:06pm.
How do you sit in that dress?
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How do you kneel & conduct business in that dress?
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Slutts:
I SAID you'd get it back later! Sheesh! No need to resort to Craigs List!
lmao
see you later!
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"A rock feels no pain....and an Island never cries....."
-Simon and Garfunkel "I Am A Rock"
Slutty, you might want to pick up some toe nail clippers and a foot file too.
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