Saturday, May 24th 2008

Hard At Work

Let's check up on our little Crackie of Camden to see what she's up to. Hmm....looks the usual. A whole lot of crazy, crackhead behavior. It's springtimes which means that a lot of us are dumping out the old and cleaning the veggie spunk from underneath our fridges. That's exactly what Wino did last night......at midnight. Hey, midnight is the crackhead's noon.

Wino dressed up for the occasion in pink rubber clothes and protected her crackhive with a curtain. Seriously, it must have been a curtain. A regular handkerchief wouldn't cover that mess!

She later asked the paps if she could have some money to pay her driver. She repaid the paps by giving them clothes from her house that she was throwing out. Paid back in toxic materials! The paps could have probably gotten enough coke residue off her clothes to make an 8-ball to sell back to her. That's what I would've done.

If her singing career doesn't work out, Wino could be the next host of "How Clean Is Your House?"

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


Richard Strangdog's picture

I remember David Brenner, he was one of my fave comedians. Oy vey, gevalt! Don't insult Brenner, LOL!

Submitted by Green Is Good on May 24, 2008 - 1:33pm.
Why does this drug-addled twat keep answering the door half undressed when she KNOWS it's the Papps come a'knocking?

Nevermind. Answered my own question.

Green is Good, Sheeps and Mike - You are Wise Guys. Don't lose the wisdom.

Why in the hell didn't Winehouse get a gated crib, like her last home? Oh yeah, probably cheaper, more money for candy.....

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TT99's picture

I can't imagine the stench coming from the open door of that house. What does it smell like? Crack, BO, sweaty dirty effing? I guess that's in the same category as BO. And what can her wig smell like? When was the last time she bathed? I used to wish for Smell-O-Vision, now I thank God it doesn't exist.

Crystal2's picture

Man is she ugly. I screamed when I saw her fugly mug. She even uglier than Tori Spelling and I didn't think that was possible.

Wow. In the fifth thumbnail (a headshot), she's a dead (literally) ringer for Sandra Bernhardt. I never thought it would be possible to make a comparison like that with Sandra Bernhardt being the one who should be offended by it.

how pathetic are these photographers that they spend all day in night outside amy's door to get photos of her taking out trash?

ChaunceyOHara's picture

The rumor goes that when Queen Vic died the mortician found a dead mouse in her hair-do. God only knows whats living in that haystack of Amy's

Chauncey O’ Hara

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***Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 24, 2008 - 12:40pm.
she makes me never want to do drugs again. It's a temporary thing, but still.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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You just at the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life!

dustbunny's picture

**pokes head in** she still alive?

soul's picture

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I see Amy but thinking about something tropical...huh? anywaay my feet hurt. :)

and that Amy is throwing out Blakeincarcerateds clothes... :)

she makes me never want to do drugs again. It's a temporary thing, but still.

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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K

Green Is Good's picture

Why does this drug-addled twat keep answering the door half undressed when she KNOWS it's the Papps come a'knocking?

Nevermind. Answered my own question.

Mrs_Doherty's picture

While it is certainly true midnight is noon for nightbirds WTF are those paps doing outside her house at that time- they must bloody camp there.

parissucksliterally's picture

I can't even comment on this anymore.

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BootsieBug's picture

This is like watching a slow suicide, makes me feel guilty
even reading about her. What a waste of talent and life...

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sexy's picture

gross.

super-ette's picture

This is sad. It's not funny anymore. I wouldn't be surprised if she ODs by Labor Day.

"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."

Sluttsville's picture

I wonder how many needles are in those trash bags?

"Team Slut"

Kizzy's picture

I love Amy, I can't help it, I just do. I wish she'd stay the fuck away from that loser Pete Doherty, as well as straighten herself out. She's got great talent, and while not making the best choices for herself, she does still seem like she's got sense.

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That's a lot of giant LAWN & GARDEN type trash bags Wino has in the last pic. I'm pretty sure she was cleaning up a crack factory. I live in Tuxon. Ufortch, many peeple here are on crack and they look like Amy - only with blonde hair. Amy should be getting arrested sometime soon - that's generally the trajectory...

Sad.

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DiamondDawg's picture

Why is she always answering her own door? And does she LIVE there? Maybe she's cleaning out a crack den and not her own pad. WTH.

and LOL @ Mike - "she could be circling the drain for a long time."

sassykitty's picture

Why can't she ever put on a fucking top??

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 24, 2008 - 8:07am.

We rented Gone Baby Gone last night, I am recommending to anyone, if you haven't, rent it.
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I second that emotion. FABULOUS movie!!!!!!!

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'Cause I love you more than all of that with a love that doesn't bend
And if there is eternity I'd love you there again

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platypus on May 24, 2008 - 10:00am.

Bradiful - I was thinking that too

- I guess the weather there has been crazy.
Hi Slut!

OFF TOPIC:
We rented Gone Baby Gone last night, I am recommending to anyone, if you haven't, rent it.

?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

Submitted by Aphid on May 24, 2008 - 7:59am.
The young'ns probably don't remember him.

Of course, I had to Wiki him.

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Mrs. Kravitz: a sheynem dank! ;o)

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Submitted by Aphid on May 24, 2008 - 7:59am.

The young'ns probably don't remember him.
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The young'ns can take a ticket, get in line and kiss my tuchus.
And my that I mean, I ♥ the young'ns.

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'Cause I love you more than all of that with a love that doesn't bend
And if there is eternity I'd love you there again

Sensimina's picture

Is her crackhive a wig or is that thing weaved onto her head?

These pics are ridiculous. It's shocking how fast she's plunged in one year. She at least had her shit straight enough to occasionally show up and perform, now this. I don't think this girl is going to make it.

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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.

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Aphid

http://www.yiddishdictionaryonline.com/

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'Cause I love you more than all of that with a love that doesn't bend
And if there is eternity I'd love you there again

platypus's picture

Bradiful - I was thinking that too
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love

http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Is it me or is she really really tan?

What can be said, she's a big giant freak mess.
Her husband is in the pokey, she's wearing a turban and taking out bags of trash, just a couple of pink flamingos and some old tires and Amy is right at home.

?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

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Submitted by Sheeps on May 24, 2008 - 6:54am.
Submitted by Aphid on May 24, 2008 - 7:52am.
She's resembling David Brenner in that first pic a little.

hahaha. She is. Same whine.

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I knew you'd know who I was talking about! The young'ns probably don't remember him.

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Submitted by SkyBitch on May 24, 2008 - 10:57am.

Agreed. One would think she she would have hit rock bottom a long time ago.

She's a tenacious one. She could continue to circle the drain for years.

Fucking_Classy's picture

This crap ain't even funny anymore.
When will she finally get her shit together?

"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

Aphid's picture

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 24, 2008 - 6:54am.
Submitted by Aphid on May 24, 2008 - 7:52am.

She's resembling David Brenner...
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Oy, mieskeyt!!!!

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Hahahaha! Yes! Bf taught me that word not too long ago. I'm waiting for the appropriate time to say it to my boss and shock the hell out of him.

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***Submitted by putsomestankonit on May 24, 2008 - 9:54am.
True, but this is just getting sad now...
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Agreed. One would think she she would have hit rock bottom a long time ago.

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You just at the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life!

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on May 24, 2008 - 10:49am.

Submitted by Sheeps on May 24, 2008 - 10:47am.
Her relationship with the paps is getting dangerously like Britney's.

It's sad how no one wants to help but rather just exploit.

It's really not. You can't help someone who doesn't want to be helped, especially if that someone has a bit of power due to money or talent.

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Submitted by Aphid on May 24, 2008 - 7:52am.

She's resembling David Brenner...
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Oy, mieskeyt!!!!

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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger

Submitted by Aphid on May 24, 2008 - 7:52am.
She's resembling David Brenner in that first pic a little.

hahaha. She is. Same whine.

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Submitted by SkyBitch on May 24, 2008 - 10:53am.

True, but this is just getting sad now...

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***Submitted by putsomestankonit on May 24, 2008 - 9:49am.
It's sad how no one wants to help but rather just exploit.
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No one can 'help' an addict who doesn't want to quit. Trust.

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You just at the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life!

Aphid's picture

She's resembling David Brenner in that first pic a little. Not a good thing.

Sock-Monkey's picture

The show should be called.."How Clean is Our Wino?" She needs a good scrubbing.

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SkyBitch's picture

LMAO @ that last thumbnail. WTF is she doing???

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You just at the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life!

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

People say I'm the life of the party
Cause I tell a joke or two
Although I might be laughing loud and hearty
Deep inside I'm blue

So take a good look at my face
You'll see my smile looks out of place
Just look closer, it's easy to trace
The tracks of my tears
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger

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Submitted by Sheeps on May 24, 2008 - 10:47am.
Her relationship with the paps is getting dangerously like Britney's.

It's sad how no one wants to help but rather just exploit.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Amy. Amy. Amy.
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger

Submitted by SkyBitch on May 24, 2008 - 7:47am.
Why doesn't she have track marks all over her arms?

Look at thumbnail 10: some long, vertical scar.

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Submitted by cinndy2008 on May 24, 2008 - 10:46am.

I was surprised to see her nice profile on a celeb dating site with hot pics and videos. It seems called " "millionaireloves. com"".what is she looking for there just curious!!
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She's looking for an 8-ball. Duh.

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SkyBitch's picture

Why doesn't she have track marks all over her arms?

Good to see she finally got a new bra.

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You just at the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life!