The Hogans Really Care
First of all, I love the lady in the middle of those two leathery assholes in the picture above. She's hot. Anyway......
TMZ got a hold of several taped phone conversations between Nick Hogan and his family from jail. Yes, they tape that shit in jail, so keep your mouth shut the next you get arrested for DUI or prostitution. I know how you do it.
In one conversation with his mother, Nick starts balling like a hungry baby, because he wants to go outside. He doesn't even have a window! How am I going to sleep tonight knowing that poor Nick Hogan can't even look at the moon?
I'm sure the real reason he's crying has to do with his newly raw asshole. It's ok, Nick. The pain goes away after a few days. I'm speaking from experience, of course.
Nick also says that it's unfair he's in jail for a "car accident." He fails to mention the fact that his so-called best friend, John Graziano, is in a permanent vegetative state thanks to him. Click here to hear that conversation.
Even worse is a conversation Nick had with his daddy about John Graziano. Hulk actually said, "God laid some heavy shit on that kid, I don't know what he was into." Nick responds with, "He was a negative person." Nick quickly changes the subject by talking about some stupid ass reality project. Click here to hear that conversation
Eeesh. These chewed up pieces of jerky acted like they were so concerned during Nick's hearing. They cried about how John was a son to them and blah...blah...blah... Are they for real? We all know the answer to that one.
On that note, it's boozing time! I'll make sure to NOT think of Nick crying for mommy's fake bosom in his teeny tiny cell while I'm downing my 5th martini.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on May 23, 2008 - 8:23pm.
Has Hulk always talked to him like a buddy and not like he's a son?
I love how Nick says about the show that he wants to do whatever will make him the most amount of money and an idea for the show was to have it where it shows him getting back on his feet.
Dumbass. I hope this story and those tapes sink their asses.
I couldn't agree more!!!
I hope Nick meets karma in the form of a 400-pound cellmate named Bubba. The whole Hogan family needs an ass kicking.
Manbearpig:
"YOU deserve to loose every dime you ever made, now THAT is karma, BITCH."
THANK you!!! My sentiments EXACTLY...
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Night you guys, I'm off to party. :p
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
Nobody ever mentions Hulk's persistent vegetative state.
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The new show should be called "Hogan Knows Shit."
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Has Hulk always talked to him like a buddy and not like he's a son?
I love how Nick says about the show that he wants to do whatever will make him the most amount of money and an idea for the show was to have it where it shows him getting back on his feet.
Dumbass. I hope this story and those tapes sink their asses.
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
Submitted by EvilShoe on May 23, 2008 - 6:16pm.
There is a special place in Hell for these people.
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That is what I cling to late at night, when people like this have opportunities that many of us would use for good. Instead, they procreate and foster the attitude that they are above the rest of us and therefore exempt from common sense, "let's not hurt each other unless we have to" law.
The hogans can all go fuck themselves.
...oh God, please no. We don't need no more inbred idiots!
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yeah, I said it! what?
Submitted by chickadee on May 23, 2008 - 9:12pm.
socky! hiiiiiiiiiiii missed you!
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Hi! Chickadee! *sock-monkey hug & smooch* How are you? How's teaching? I'm glad to see you!
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I hate the Hogan's.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Well kiddies, this is what happens when you never teach your children to be accountable for their actions. They continued to let this little prick drive a sportscar even after he had gotten several tickets for speeding at high rates..how could they even be remotely surprised that he ended up almost killing someone?
I want to knock the shit out of Hulk, to suggest that the victim brought this shit on himself...that's why you motherfuckers got a 17 yr old in jail, because you yourselves do not have any self responsibility. YOU deserve to loose every dime you ever made, now THAT is karma, BITCH.
I'm sooo happy my parents were poor as hell and I didn't grow up to be anything like these people. Hogan knows best MY FUCKING ASS! Planning a new reality show while in jail, these people will never ever learn.
parissucksliterally:
This is OT but I have to know: What's the story behind your avie? Who's in the pic?
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Amen, Aubrey04
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
I listened to this crap on TMZ. I can NOT stand the Hogan's and I hope that John's parents get every single cent they are suing these enabling, remorse-less, self-absorbed, arrogant assholes for. How dare Hulk and Nick talk bad about a man who is basically a living dead person. He can't even defend himself, since he is in a vegetable state.
Obviously jail isn't rehabilitating stupid ass Nick -- he is using the time to figure out how to get his own reality show, instead of reflect on the damage he has caused and how to right that wrong.
I am rarely serious on this site - this is a site to let loose and be funny (while mocking celebrities) but I am beyond appalled to even make jokes right now.
John's parents made it very clear during their victim's impact statements that Nick didn't give a damn and showed no remorse... and obviously, they were right.
Too bad the judge didn't hear this nonsense before he sentenced Nick - maybe he would have sentenced him to a stiffer sentence, if so.
The hogans can all go fuck themselves.
Submitted by jump up jump up... on May 23, 2008 - 9:12pm.
i don't trust any man who wears an oversized white baseball cap, esp. if it's tilted a bit to the side
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There is a special place in Hell for these people.
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
love how god gets the blamed for laying heavy shit on the kid, but nick bears no responsibilty to his underage drinking, speeding, ruining a friend's life and talking shit about that same friend...if there's a hell, i hope there is a special place for this douche...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
socky! hiiiiiiiiiiii missed you!
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
oooooh leatherette, I may become your bitch.....will you include my bf?
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
i don't trust any man who wears an oversized white baseball cap, esp. if it's tilted a bit to the side
I bet the friend he fucked up in the "accident" would be more than happy to be able to trade places with him.
A few weeks in jail vs. irrepairable (sp) brain damage
wow, tough choice.
They just continue to give their son every reason not to ever feel responsible or at fault for anything.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Wow...His mom is the biggest enabler ever. Yes, I too hope they overdose on fake spray tans and peroxide. His friend is confined to a hospital bed and will never live a normal life. But, oh poor Nick! He doesn't have a window! It's so unfair!!! Biggest douches ever.
FUCK HULK HOGAN!!! How DARE he even suggest that John Graziano is in a coma for the rest of his life because of karma!!! No Hogan - he's in a coma because your son is an irresponsible douche bag and now we now WHY he's that way. FUCK YOU AND YOUR PATHETIC SON!!! BITCHES...
Sorry dlisters, but that shit makes my blood boil...
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
You can drink underage, wreck your car, turn a Marine into Terri Schiavo and get a reality show out of it?
May they all overdose on spray tan and peroxide.
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"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone who's life has given them vodka, and have a party. -Ron White
http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony
"A douche is a douche, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a douche, of course,
Unless, of course, the douche, of course,
Is the famous Hulk Hogan"
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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
Truly serious pathetic people. Get a grip you fucking baby.
Such talentless pathetic idiots. The whole reality film shows are such stupid fucking dumb ass shit.
Like the world is waiting to see all these reality show ass holes pick their noses and wipe their asses with their $400,000 cars and million dollar house’s paid for by zero talent.
About 135,000 People in Asia just died, hello?
This whole world is in the toilet with all these worthless reality shows.
More evidence that they are douches, like it was necessary. He has been in jail for *IF* 3 weeks and they are already thinking of cashing in on this with a reality show about Nick after jail. Aren't there laws in FL prohibiting people from cashing in on crimes?
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Submitted by carlk223 on May 23, 2008 - 8:52pm.
Hogan is my favorite. It seems he is seeking someone online now. Just saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week.
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Umm, sorry dude, Nick's a little busy right now. Joe Bob in cell block C just traded Nick to the lifer down the hall for a pack of Marlboros.
You spammers crack me up sometimes.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Submitted by WTF on May 23, 2008 - 5:51pm.
Yes he's a douche and I wish the whole family every evil deed but...
RAPE IS NOT A JOKE.
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You are absolutely correct. However-- Nick can, and will, by the might of his scumbag supremist (yes, supremist) asshole family walk away from some wished-upon-him-rape in jail and go on with his life. Graziano NEVER will. BIG difference.
*tickling Chickadee's tail feather*
GOD LAID SOME HEAVY KITTY LITTER ON MR SNUGGLEBOOTS, I MEAN LOOK AT HIS UNDERWEAR..THAT SHIT IS BUSTED. GOD IS A CRUEL MISTRESS, IT MAKES BABY JESUS AND VICTORIA'S SECRET CRY
leatherette...looooove your avi and you.. HI I'm Chickie...giggle...that sounds funny
but hello..
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 23, 2008 - 8:47pm.
Not half as funny as your av, baby.
XOXO
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Aww, poor little Nick!
He's in jail, but the friend he fucked up will never walk again!
Poor baby!
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Yes he's a douche and I wish the whole family every evil deed but...
RAPE IS NOT A JOKE.
*saying prayers that MK finds inspiration after his first couple martini's* I don't think I can look at these a-holes everytime I hit the "home" button tonight.
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... & there HAS to be a Raw Asshole martini out in some cozy leather bear bar somewhere.
I hope his arrogant little asshole gets ripped all the way to his puny leather nutsac.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
LOVE it when sociopathic hicks talk about God like they're all ass-full of heavenly glory.
Pure straight-up douche. If he gets raped in prison I hope they classify it as a "dick accident".
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Mr. President, THAT was funny....lmao
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Fucking leathery assholes pretty much sums it up. MK?
I might be back with more
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That's just horrible. You know Linda and Brook's family doctor just had to triple their dose of Xanax. Poor dears. nerf herders
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Throw the entire inbred jamboree known as the Hogans in jail. Especially Brooke for crimes against music and good taste. Of course it'll have to be a men's prison.
Way to go, Nick. I hope you just sealed the fate of the civil suit against you, ASSHOLE.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
"Car accident"
This is what you get when you have a rich kid who gets absolutely everything he wants handed to him on a silver platter. Not one thought given to anyone but himself.
Pure straight-up douche. If he gets raped in prison I hope they classify it as a "dick accident".
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
I'm sure the real reason he's crying has to do with his newly raw asshole.
LOOL, I Spat Banana Milkhake On My Laptop Npw :(
The Hogan's... blah
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea.. they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
It's a cliche but always appropriate...if you do the crime, do the time. You cannot lark about speeding as if you are the only car on the road and not accept the consequences. Suck it up.
Oh my GOD. These are horrible, horrible people.
Nick, it wasn't just a "car accident". You were driving over 100 miles an hour....
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08