The Hogans Really Care
First of all, I love the lady in the middle of those two leathery assholes in the picture above. She's hot. Anyway......
TMZ got a hold of several taped phone conversations between Nick Hogan and his family from jail. Yes, they tape that shit in jail, so keep your mouth shut the next you get arrested for DUI or prostitution. I know how you do it.
In one conversation with his mother, Nick starts balling like a hungry baby, because he wants to go outside. He doesn't even have a window! How am I going to sleep tonight knowing that poor Nick Hogan can't even look at the moon?
I'm sure the real reason he's crying has to do with his newly raw asshole. It's ok, Nick. The pain goes away after a few days. I'm speaking from experience, of course.
Nick also says that it's unfair he's in jail for a "car accident." He fails to mention the fact that his so-called best friend, John Graziano, is in a permanent vegetative state thanks to him. Click here to hear that conversation.
Even worse is a conversation Nick had with his daddy about John Graziano. Hulk actually said, "God laid some heavy shit on that kid, I don't know what he was into." Nick responds with, "He was a negative person." Nick quickly changes the subject by talking about some stupid ass reality project. Click here to hear that conversation
Eeesh. These chewed up pieces of jerky acted like they were so concerned during Nick's hearing. They cried about how John was a son to them and blah...blah...blah... Are they for real? We all know the answer to that one.
On that note, it's boozing time! I'll make sure to NOT think of Nick crying for mommy's fake bosom in his teeny tiny cell while I'm downing my 5th martini.
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Is that Jay Leno in the background? In the red jacket? Probably there to extol the virtues of steam powered cars to Nick.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 23, 2008 - 10:06pm.
Hi Socky!
Nick should remember that he'll get out of there in a year ....John is a vegetable for life.
Selfish bastard.
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Hi! PSL! Let's hope that by the time he gets out, he can't walk straight after being everyone's little bitch for the next 12 months...and an STD as an added gift!
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@DA:
Class + Wit = dead.actress
Love you sweetheart!
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Submitted by Sensimina on May 23, 2008 - 10:05pm.
A taste of the forum, brought to the main page. A PM of mine:
Subject: I want to confess my love for you up front
I am jizzball and I am an asshole. Everything about me is wrong
Hahaha. I think there's a sale on Jizzballs at Modells.
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 23, 2008 - 10:05pm.
A taste of the forum, brought to the main page. A PM of mine:
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i lol'd at anal chasm for some reason
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Hello, Sensimina. How are you this evening?
I appreciate that Public Service Announcement. You helped me decide never to go there. Thanks, darlin'....
ON T: I loathe this family. Loathe!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Sensimina:
YIKES! I'm never going to the forum!
Two words for you: "restraining order!"
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
If Hulk was so religious and knew anything about the Bible, he would know that God isn't vengeful.
'Even worse is a conversation Nick had with his daddy about John Graziano. Hulk actually said, "God laid some heavy shit on that kid, I don't know what he was into." Nick responds with, "He was a negative person."'
Nick & Hulk should re-create the show 2 Stupid Dogs.
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Joel McHale for Hot Slut of the Year!~!
Hi Socky!
Nick should remember that he'll get out of there in a year ....John is a vegetable for life.
Selfish bastard.
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08
A taste of the forum, brought to the main page. A PM of mine:
Subject: I want to confess my love for you up front
I am jizzball and I am an asshole. Everything about me is wrong. In addition, my penis is small and will likely leave you unsatisfied. What you should know is that you are the most lovely little flower and I want to slowly lick from the crack of your furry sparkly bush to the deep ringed crevasse of your anal chasm. Let me speak these words of love to you, my sensi, because only you matter. You are all I need. How much do you charge an hour?
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i lol'd at anal chasm for some reason
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
No conscience + no remorse = sociopath.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
I used to actually admire Hulk as an entertainer. After the first season of this show I realized what used to be admiration was now a mixture of pity and disgust.
It has only gone downhill from there.
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"The 'Like, Whoah' emphasizes the taxing of the ass" -- Urbandictionary.com inspired by comingback
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 23, 2008 - 9:47pm.
I prefer to remain ignorant about the Forum....lol
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oooooooooo...me, too! Me scared of going to that place. lol I prefer just hanging around here.
Hi! PSL! *sock monkey hug & smooch*
ON T: This behavior on the father's part really angers me. He lays blame for his son's troubles on everybody else's doorstep including God's. Wow!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Please, bitch! Boo fucking hoo. I hate this dick. You're in jail, asswipe, what do you expect? Do you want them to let you out so you can run through a meadow and pick flowers?? I'm sorry...I just really hate this cunt.
@M.E.
re: forum. I decided
that there was also a question of
time. They knock on the shell.
Hard.
Mitten
fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
"Submitted by chefcammi on May 23, 2008 - 7:49pm."
Or, overpriviledged undisciplined spoiled asshole works too.
riverchic, yes you have to create a new account in there.
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Wow, the Hulk believes in Karma, I guess? Which, I seriously doubt was a factor in this case. Apparently none of them give a shit about John. Sick fuckers.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Sensimina:
I tried to go to the forum for the first time today but it wouldn't let me in. It asked for user name & password so I used the ones I used to log on to the posts but it denied me. Do I have to create all new ones just for the forum, or what?
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Tangerine..
"What personality disorder is it when you feel no remorse?"
it's called Antisocial Personality Disorder with a side of Narcissistic Personality Disorder
or, basically a psycopathic serial killer in training
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"We'll dance in the garden in torn sheets in the rain"
Submitted by Sensimina on May 23, 2008 - 6:43pm.
PSL - Wow, the forum is really something else. If you enjoy the trolls on the main page, you'll cream yourself in there.
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I prefer to remain ignorant about the Forum....lol
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08
The Hulk should hang his head in shame for having such a wimp for a son. Boo-Hoo rich little spoiled boy. They can send him to Iraq instead, after training of course. That would be fitting.
God made that kid get into a vegetative state because he was a negative person?
SHIT!
I dedicated this poem to Michael Vick awhile back, but I think these douches deserve it, too:
"May bloody piles distress you
May corns adorn your feet
May crabs as big as horse turds
Crawl upon your balls and eat
And when you're old and feeble
And a syphilytic wreck
May your spine slip through your asshole
AND BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK"
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 23, 2008 - 6:49pm.
I hope his arrogant little asshole gets ripped all the way to his puny leather nutsac.
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I LOVE you Sky! Just as I was biting into a huge peice of meat pizza;]
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
river...it is cool...I get it
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PSL - Wow, the forum is really something else. If you enjoy the trolls on the main page, you'll cream yourself in there.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 23, 2008 - 5:33pm.
Hi, chick
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hi?
kisses?
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chickadee:
Sorry I didn't email you the other night - I'm kinda hesitant to email people I don't really know. Nothing personal - just cautious, ya know?
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Is anyone really surprised? I still think the divorce is all a charade to shelter some of their assets from a possible settlement.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 23, 2008 - 6:35pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 23, 2008 - 9:33pm.
Fair enough, but why don't you ever change your undies?
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has my ex bf been emailing you again? This has got to stop.
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08
Submitted by chickadee on May 23, 2008 - 9:37pm.
sock. ok...my mistake......whatevah!
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*sock monkey smile* That's okay! I'm happy to see you!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Val...hi baby...missed u a lot
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parissucksliterally:
Lol! I shoulda looked closer! That's just NASTY!!! I don't care how trashed I was, there would be no way in hell I pose like that with my SISTER! Lol!
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
I am appalled that this little shit has absolutely no remorse for what he did. If I had gotten to an accident that wasn't even my fault but I had been the driver and my passenger was disabled for the rest of their life, I would feel so bad. Kind of like, why would I deserve to walk away unharmed while my best friend had to suffer. I don't know how he is able to live with himself. Instead of thinking about what he did, he is planning a f**cking reality show!!!!! What personality disorder is it when you feel no remorse? What a sick piece of shit.
sock. ok...my mistake......whatevah!
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
The biggest shame of this entire farce of a sentence is that he's doing it in the county jail. His ass shoulda' been in the Peen..erm, I mean Pen. Worse thing that will happen to him in county is he'll have to wear those rubber shoes and a st00pid jumpsuit. His daddy pays big taxes there so no harm will come to this little douche.
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Nick also says that it's unfair he's in jail for a "car accident."
- Meanwhile he gets to leave jail eventually and back to a comfortable life, a life most of us no matter how hard we work our asses off will never be able to afford.
He will cry into his chocolate covered bacon sandwich while laying poolside/oceanside.
Fucktard.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 23, 2008 - 9:33pm.
Fair enough, but why don't you ever change your undies?
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Submitted by chickadee on May 23, 2008 - 9:26pm.
Socky, honestly.about the same guy....talk to me...don't wanna say any names, but we both liked him...sweet talker...how to get in touch? ttm
btw, I don't hate him
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Chickadee,
mmmmm...don't know what you're talking about. Sorry. *shrug* I don't communicate with people outside this blog. I just come here to say hi.
Uh...I was talking about the Hogan family.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by riverchic on May 23, 2008 - 6:20pm.
parissucksliterally:
This is OT but I have to know: What's the story behind your avie? Who's in the pic?
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why darling, it is the Royal Family - The Hilton Sisters. They are fucked up in a limo at the Playboy Mansion.....it captures them perfectly, which is why I never change my avie.
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08
Hi, chick
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
val, hi?...
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
I really hope someone dick slams Nick while he's in jail & puts him in a dick hold.
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Joel McHale for Hot Slut of the Year!~!
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 23, 2008 - 9:28pm.
I wonder if The Hulkster is going to rub tanning lotion on Nick's ass when he gets out of the pokey.
I just got back online and I'm sitting here with my drink that I almost spit out.Hahahaha
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Riverchic..hi
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
OK, how does MK know that I've been arrested for prostitution? The elderly just don't know when to shut up!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
chickadee: What's up, bay-bay?!
OT: I've known too many fuck-offs like them who have that same attitude, "Nothing is EVER our fault - we've got $$$ in the bank so that makes us saints..." It brings to mind one of my fav quotes, "If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gives it to."
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Submitted by Aubrey04 on May 23, 2008 - 8:18pm.
Console yourself with the fact that he was discussing with his mom the fact that he could serve his sentence at home (the ankle monitor) and if a judge hears this tape if such a motion is made, the judge may not give him the opportunity.
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Get lost: http://dharmasecrets.com
I wonder if The Hulkster is going to rub tanning lotion on Nick's ass when he gets out of the pokey.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Submitted by Aubrey04 on May 23, 2008 - 8:18pm.
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Agreed. Fuck this family. Right now, I'm a little cynical. Where's karma to strike down these assholes? I can't believe that this family continues to make money even after Nick's stupidity. Or that Nick will be out of jail in a few years.
Karma would dictate that these people would be pariahs upon society and shunned. Waiting...
Socky, honestly.about the same guy....talk to me...don't wanna say any names, but we both liked him...sweet talker...how to get in touch? ttm
btw, I don't hate him
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