The Hogans Really Care
First of all, I love the lady in the middle of those two leathery assholes in the picture above. She's hot. Anyway......
TMZ got a hold of several taped phone conversations between Nick Hogan and his family from jail. Yes, they tape that shit in jail, so keep your mouth shut the next you get arrested for DUI or prostitution. I know how you do it.
In one conversation with his mother, Nick starts balling like a hungry baby, because he wants to go outside. He doesn't even have a window! How am I going to sleep tonight knowing that poor Nick Hogan can't even look at the moon?
I'm sure the real reason he's crying has to do with his newly raw asshole. It's ok, Nick. The pain goes away after a few days. I'm speaking from experience, of course.
Nick also says that it's unfair he's in jail for a "car accident." He fails to mention the fact that his so-called best friend, John Graziano, is in a permanent vegetative state thanks to him. Click here to hear that conversation.
Even worse is a conversation Nick had with his daddy about John Graziano. Hulk actually said, "God laid some heavy shit on that kid, I don't know what he was into." Nick responds with, "He was a negative person." Nick quickly changes the subject by talking about some stupid ass reality project. Click here to hear that conversation
Eeesh. These chewed up pieces of jerky acted like they were so concerned during Nick's hearing. They cried about how John was a son to them and blah...blah...blah... Are they for real? We all know the answer to that one.
On that note, it's boozing time! I'll make sure to NOT think of Nick crying for mommy's fake bosom in his teeny tiny cell while I'm downing my 5th martini.
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Don't worry Nick. I'll rub some vaseline on that a-hole for you... mixed with hydrochloric acid.
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RichBitch:
I'm not sure, but from what I can tell, the regular posters from here who DO go to the forum only go for a quick peek and then come back saying, "OMFG, you know what's going on over there?!"
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
How do you guys get into the forum? It's saying I am banned from it!?!?!?!
How can I be banned if I've never even been there before??
LMAO
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@RichBitch:
I do not like having the shit beat out of me. It's a weird quirk I have. I am better staying in Gen Pop.
Also, I just pretty much like everyone, so that puts me at a distinct disadvantage.
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@ riverchic
I wonder which regular posters here are on the forum much then?
@ DawnieDawnDawn
probably wise! :)
RichBitch:
I've never been to the forum but it sounds like a mix of the Barnum & Bailey Circus, the Manson Family and those gay-rapist cops from "Pulp Fiction."
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Submitted by riverchic on May 23, 2008 - 11:06pm.
DA:
"And I'd be there to pour alcohol mixed with pepper just to watch him scream..a lot!! LOL"
And I will be standing over your shoulder saying in a sweetly sarcatic voice, "God laid some heavy shit on that kid, I don't know what he was into." Lol!
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And of course, as he screams..."no! no! no!" I'll follow your comment with: "Aaw, honey..why so negative? This is God's way of testing your faith. Now quit screaming and just bend over...again!"
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
UGH. How can this bastard go from fake crying to talking to daddy about the best way to make him the most money, and having a stupid ass reality show about how "he's recovering from being in jail." What a stupid ass moron fuckhead.
All of them are pieces of shit. And it comes straight from the cunty dad.
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@RichBitch:
I have known for some time, but it is a different world. I went once and came running back like a schoolgirl with a skinned knee.
I choose to stay here.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
val come,on talk to me?
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
***Submitted by cinndy2008 on May 23, 2008 - 10:06pm.***
That's funny, because I just saw his profile on another site:
IwishMyDaddyWouldRubMyLeatherBungholeLikeBrookes.com
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 23, 2008 - 11:10pm.
He's probably looking for someone who won't rail him when he drops the soap.
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Aaawww...aka...dropthesoapbitch.dot.com! There he can meet and greet other sore asses just like his.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
I've ONLY JUST realised there's a DListed forum! I'm SUCH a twat! :)
cinndy2008:
Big news!!!!I just saw ANOTHER post for a dumbass celeb dating site with retarded pics and videos. Nobody is curious about it and no one will be looking there!!!!
*rolling eyes*
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Submitted by cinndy2008 on May 23, 2008 - 11:06pm.
He's probably looking for someone who won't rail him when he drops the soap.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Yet another reason why I hate the Hogan's.
8 months was not enough time for this little asshat. He has no remorse, and accepts no responsibility for his actions. I can only hope karma is swift and thorough.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Dammit. That was supposed to be "sweetly SARCASTIC"
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
DA:
"And I'd be there to pour alcohol mixed with pepper just to watch him scream..a lot!! LOL"
And I will be standing over your shoulder saying in a sweetly sarcatic voice, "God laid some heavy shit on that kid, I don't know what he was into." Lol!_____________________________________________________
"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Submitted by riverchic on May 23, 2008 - 10:57pm.
dead-actress:
I will be looking forward to it, dahling!
Speaking of DAs, too bad Joan Crawford isn't still alive. She could adopt Nick and wake him up at 3am beating him with wire hangers... Bet THAT would straiten his ass out...
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She needs to use the piercing edge of a twisted up wire hanger and put it...well, you know where I'm going with that! And I'd be there to pour alcohol mixed with pepper just to watch him scream..a lot!! LOL
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
reese2029, EvilShoe and VanyVrgs -
thanks for the positive feedback on my itty bitty tirade.. haha. I just hopped up after listen to that crap.
The Hogans are such arrogant, vapid, vile assholes.
I imagine that John's family listened to this crap and cringed. I am surprised they have strangled Hulk Hogan's thick ass neck yet.
Maybe the hair bleach is frying these dimwit's brains and that is their excuse for being brain dead, remorse-less assholes. Who knows? They all suck and I hope that any reality show they do ------ TANKS.
Submitted by chickadee on May 23, 2008 - 10:53pm.
DAyou are lovely..is that you? Do you wanna see me?
tell me
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No, sweetie..that is not me. I like to keep my "looks" to myself. Feel more comfortable posting using an avie. I saw your pic the other night and you are a beauty! Absolute beauty.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
dead-actress:
I will be looking forward to it, dahling!
Speaking of DAs, too bad Joan Crawford isn't still alive. She could adopt Nick and wake him up at 3am beating him with wire hangers... Bet THAT would straiten his ass out...
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Worst case scenario for this little bitch while serving time in jail? His peen will fall off due to disease. Yeah, I know it's not gonna happen, but despite the chances & level of grossness....I can dream.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
DAyou are lovely..is that you? Do you wanna see me?
tell me
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
DA..i wanna kiss you...I am ok
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Submitted by riverchic on May 23, 2008 - 10:48pm.
dead-actress:
Who is that breath-taking beauty in your avie? My personal fav DA is Vivian Leigh...
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Hello, pretty girl. How are you this evening? I try and match my avie with my sig. It's Ava Gardner. Gorgeous, isn't she? I'll put Vivian Leigh on my list of possibles when I get ready to change out my avies.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by chickadee on May 23, 2008 - 10:46pm.
DA hello?
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Hello, my sweet little bird. How was school today? I have a friend who always asks her little boy this question at the end of day..."What was the best thing that happened at school today?" And he always starts his sentences with...guess what? "My teacher..." It's sweet to hear his responses.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
dead-actress:
Who is that breath-taking beauty in your avie? My personal fav DA is Vivian Leigh...
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 23, 2008 - 10:42pm.
Great, every house needs TWO demanding divas. I KID!
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I'm just as demanding..even more so!! Not kidding! *sipping big gulp voddie*
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
DA hello?
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Submitted by dead-actress on May 23, 2008 - 10:41pm.
Great, every house needs TWO demanding divas. I KID!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 23, 2008 - 10:31pm.
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I've noticed the troll. I don't understand the need for that type of senseless behavior. I've been doing drive by postings at night when I have the opportunity. Baby Lola is becoming quite the demanding little diva around the house! lol
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
There are guys who have raped babies and murdered that are walking today. WE all did some f*cked up shit when we were a kid and thank God we didn't kill anyone. His talking about John Graziano like that is his immature way of justifying himself. No one is perfect and he doesn't deserve solitary.
Thanks! I just needed to know exactly what kind of piece of shit he was!!!!
Submitted by dead-actress on May 23, 2008 - 10:27pm.
Hi, DA. Haven't heard from ESE, but he did try to inject some levity yesterday when Skybitch was getting trolled.
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I hope the little fucker does appeal it, goes to trial, and gets sentenced to the full 5 years. In that 5 years, may he get ass-raped on a daily basis with an old splintered broomstick. Upon release, may he get plowed by the prison transport bus as he exits, leaving him a drooling comatose shit machine like that poor John kid. There's your karma, bitch.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 23, 2008 - 10:15pm.
I was published in Penthouse Forum once, which I never thought would happen to me.
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Hi! TV! How are you this evening? Have you heard from ESE?
Penthouse?...hmmmmm....my..my...interesting.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
When I went, which was a few months ago, admittedly, it just seems like there wasn't much going on, and it seemed weird as I didn't recognize any of the posters, and weirder still, it didn't seem like they even read MK's posts on the main page.
Submitted by mike on May 23, 2008 - 9:19pm.
The few times I visited the forum, it seemed kind of, well, moribund.
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If'n them fancy werds mean askeered, then weeeeellllll dogggies, I agrees.
I don't venture into forums. I went once and my hair is just now growing back and man, does it itch!
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 23, 2008 - 10:10pm.
@DA:
Class + Wit = dead.actress
Love you sweetheart!
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Dawnie, my sweet girl! I love your avie! Priceless! It's good to see you & love you right back, darlin'...*wink*
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Mitten -
I don't have anything to correct them about; they are making fun of the shit I wrote on myspace when I was in high school. There's no point in starting shit in there since I don't plan on posting in the forum. I think some of it is kind of funny but it's really on another fucking level of stupidity.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 23, 2008 - 10:17pm.
Hi dead actress. Are you sure you don't want to check out the forum? There's plenty of fisting tips and AIDs jokes in them there parts.
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LMAO! Absolutely not, my sweet. I like it here just fine! It's nice to see you!
ON TOPIC: I could beat this kid senseless with a few hits of my stiletto. Trust.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
The few times I visited the forum, it seemed kind of, well, moribund.
@Sensi
Mitten hugs....
Whst happens if volly back and correct
everything wrong with him/her and their little tepid world?
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - ohn Waters
Submitted by dead-actress on May 23, 2008 - 10:09pm.
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Hi! DA!
*jumping from top of hamper* *sock monkey hug & kiss* I've been practicing my manners for the next cuntry club dinner. I keep trying to remember how you express yourself so I can sound kind of like you. You're so eloquent when you write. You probably speak that way too! Love you, DA. You're beautiful!! My BF likes to read your comments and looks at the avie all the time!
Gotta go - we're having friends over for drinks and some late din din! Nite. Nite.
ON TOPIC: Hate that little shit! Ooops! I mean..*clearing throat* I detest that little creature with the beady eyes!
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val?
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Hi dead actress. Are you sure you don't want to check out the forum? There's plenty of fisting tips and AIDs jokes in them there parts.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
I'll admit that I used to watch "Hogan Knows Best." There was one episode on two years ago that reminded me a lot of what is happening now. Since I haven't seen the episode in so long I'll just post a short summary of the important part:
"As the night progresses, Linda leaves several voicemails for Nick. While many are left before Nick's midnight curfew earlier established by himself and his parents, Nick still ends up coming home two hours late. Hulk deals with the situation in the morning by getting Nick out of bed and down to the police precinct where he has one of his police buddies show Nick a video about unsafe driving, featuring many a dead, bloodied and brutalized body for Nick's young mind to take in. Surprisingly the scare tactics seemed to work as Nick reflects upon the morning's events to Hulk's mantra of "speed kills." Most poignant to Nick was a young man on the film who dies, also named Nick... so, you know, they share the same name. Hey, whatever works."
Nick got warned about the dangers of speeding two years ago but still didn't change his ways. I tried finding a video of that episode online but I couldn't. Here is the summary if anyone is interested: http://tv.ign.com/articles/711/711230p1.html
I was published in Penthouse Forum once, which I never thought would happen to me.
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