The Hogans Really Care
First of all, I love the lady in the middle of those two leathery assholes in the picture above. She's hot. Anyway......
TMZ got a hold of several taped phone conversations between Nick Hogan and his family from jail. Yes, they tape that shit in jail, so keep your mouth shut the next you get arrested for DUI or prostitution. I know how you do it.
In one conversation with his mother, Nick starts balling like a hungry baby, because he wants to go outside. He doesn't even have a window! How am I going to sleep tonight knowing that poor Nick Hogan can't even look at the moon?
I'm sure the real reason he's crying has to do with his newly raw asshole. It's ok, Nick. The pain goes away after a few days. I'm speaking from experience, of course.
Nick also says that it's unfair he's in jail for a "car accident." He fails to mention the fact that his so-called best friend, John Graziano, is in a permanent vegetative state thanks to him. Click here to hear that conversation.
Even worse is a conversation Nick had with his daddy about John Graziano. Hulk actually said, "God laid some heavy shit on that kid, I don't know what he was into." Nick responds with, "He was a negative person." Nick quickly changes the subject by talking about some stupid ass reality project. Click here to hear that conversation
Eeesh. These chewed up pieces of jerky acted like they were so concerned during Nick's hearing. They cried about how John was a son to them and blah...blah...blah... Are they for real? We all know the answer to that one.
On that note, it's boozing time! I'll make sure to NOT think of Nick crying for mommy's fake bosom in his teeny tiny cell while I'm downing my 5th martini.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 23, 2008 - 9:36pm.
Who do you think I am, Cliff Clavin?
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Wow, way to trash talk the victim because you drank and acted like an asshole. You drank, you drove, you crashed, now you do the time. I remember this douche bragging about how he got pulled over 3 times in one day for speeding. Well guess what, it finally caught up with your stupid ass, and unfortunately someone else had to pay the price. No sympathy whatsoever.
Submitted by madam s. on May 23, 2008 - 9:21pm.
Well, it's chrome-cherry, right?
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who coined the term "funbags"? Does anyone know? Sheeps?
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- my educated Troll 5/23/08
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 24, 2008 - 12:34am.
If that's the case, I hope they bring a minisub, 12 divers, and some spearguns.
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Maybe we're all jumping the gun here by criticizing Nick for planning a reality show. Maybe the show is a documentary about the stretching of his starfish.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 24, 2008 - 12:26am.
True, all funbags are good funbags. Unfortunate about the carrier sometimes though. Yes, I mean you, Beige Baby.
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Submitted by madam s. on May 24, 2008 - 12:24am.
Actually, "Karma" is Brooke Hogan's stage name at Billy Bob's Chicken Shack in Lake Okechobee, FL. Nick dances under the name "Ruby".
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@TV
Those aren't her real funbags, she is hiding two of her stalker wanted kitties in there.
That is what you say about ALL funbags. I had a semi honk at me as I wa walking to my car in Mississippi and I immediately thought of you.
In other news, took I10 thru New Orleans today in my travels. Now in Lafayette.
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I hope "Karma" is Nick's next 360 pound angry, sexually frustrated cell mate.
Team V.,
I can most certainly multi-task and tell you "no" while still putting together furniture. Don't underestimate me.
Nite Sensi. I hope you and your glittery bush rest well. hehe :)
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Datura on May 23, 2008 - 10:52pm.
"This story is sickening. Nick Hogan deserves a couple proper prison beat-downs (and that's me being nice...)"
I agree. I can't believe his "pity me" crap. They're talking about Karma? Hopefully they'll see what Karma really is.
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Sheeps,
Actually it's dark cherry Japanese style furniture. My lack of Eames-era furniture surely makes me NWAT-HWAT.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 24, 2008 - 12:10am.
Wow, that is really disturbing!! So.. how much do you get for an hour?
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I hate to admit it but fuciking shit. Nick Hogan could be right what fucking kid coulod be out late at nightn street racing with his friend????/ Shit bitch man, pot head logic. His friend was as bad as he was, being in the car...... isn't anyone responsible for themselves anymore????????????????? I've had like 8-24 poorly mixred long island iced teas itsd frisdAY FORGIVE ME.L________________________Cocaine habit-forming? Of course not. I ought to know. I've been using it for years.
-Tallulah Bankhead
In BB's defense, she does have a really nice set of funbags. Kind of like putting gold-plated 22 inch rims on a beat up '72 Pinto.
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deb -
i nominated freddie mercury for HSOTD. yeah, the forum is not exactly what i imagined it would be either.
goodnight sluts!
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Sheeps! You went back to your red and blue period. I like that avie the best.
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Sensi, did you post something out in the Forum today at 6:39? Says you joined the forum in Mar. I have joined the forum but it is too bizarro for my taste.
You are right it doesn't sound like BB at all
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 24, 2008 - 12:10am.
Sorry, that was me. My bad.
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Submitted by SkyBitch on May 23, 2008 - 9:11pm.
***Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 23, 2008 - 11:09pm.***
I hope her 19 cats use her pillow as a litter box and excrete their anal glands on her toothbrush.
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hahahhahahha....ok, that one got me Sky.
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Submitted by madam s. on May 23, 2008 - 9:09pm.
At least it's sleek, chrome, Swedish furniture, right?
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Submitted by madam s. on May 24, 2008 - 12:09am.
Actually, the HWAT girls are supposed to be telling me NO at midnight. Supposed to be.
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I hope her 19 cats use her pillow as a litter box and excrete their anal glands on her toothbrush.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 24, 2008 - 12:06am.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 24, 2008 - 12:00am.
That's why we're lucky to have a Moderator who does SUCH a good job!
Dlisted has a Moderator?
Hulk has someone in jail putting lotion on Nicks ass.
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deb -
here's a sample from the forum. this doesn't exactly seem like beigebaby.
Subject: I want to confess my love for you up front
I am jizzball and I am an asshole. Everything about me is wrong. In addition, my penis is small and will likely leave you unsatisfied. What you should know is that you are the most lovely little flower and I want to slowly lick from the crack of your furry sparkly bush to the deep ringed crevasse of your anal chasm. Let me speak these words of love to you, my sensi, because only you matter. You are all I need. How much do you charge an hour?
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Ugh Team V.,
I've already done that three times today, but I suppose I could do it again.
I'm actually putting together furniture right now. No joke. That's what HWAT girls do at midnight on a Friday, right?
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Right, WTF would we DO without that stellar moderator? Dedicated 24/7 I tell ya!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 24, 2008 - 12:05am.
She's not attractive on the outside either. I would say her pics looked like someone gift wrapped a turd, but that would be offensive to both gift wrap AND turds. At least she has her charming personality and brilliant wit to fall back on. OK, maybe not those either.
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Submitted by SkyBitch on May 24, 2008 - 12:00am.
That's why we're lucky to have a Moderator who does SUCH a good job! I'm pretty sure she's never visited Dlisted.
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It seems to be very hung up by beauty, to the point of obsessive. BB cannot realized that regardless of how a person looks on the outside (ya'll showed her a thing or ten about jellis h8ters!) and IF that is really her (***I looked***) she is one ugly individual thruout the inside. Like a rotten apple.
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***Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 23, 2008 - 10:54pm.
She thinks we are stalking her and Sky and ME were victimized this week by that wack job.
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Yep, and so was PSL. NOT cool.
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Just reading what you have said this evening here on the main, it reeks of that troll...Jst a thought.
She thinks we are stalking her and Sky and ME were victimized this week by that wack job.
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Submitted by madam s. on May 23, 2008 - 11:45pm.
Hi, just in time! I need your help converting War & Peace into Sanskrit. Only take a minute!
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 23, 2008 - 9:33pm.
About the forum. There's a whole thread about me and a poster took my signature and is using it as theirs. They are also copying and pasting a lot of comments from the main page.
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:( People can be really mean-spirited and childish when they're bathed in that sense of anonymity.
I only go to the forums to guess at the blind items. The posters are pretty nice in that section.
OT: This story is sickening. Nick Hogan deserves a couple proper prison beat-downs (and that's me being nice...)
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Deb - I haven't had any "discussions" in the forum. There's just a thread about me there. Yeah.
As for BB - I have no clue what the hell was up with that. I didn't really talk to it that much but I got sucked in a couple times. Was that bitch for real?
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
BEAT!
Honey bear!
*smooches*
How are finals coming along? Aren't you just about done?
ONT: Fuck ONT, this is my son, goddammit.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Sensi, have you had many discussions with the one and only BB? Here in the main not the Forum...
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Submitted by BEAT on May 23, 2008 - 11:32pm.
DA, my darling!!!! *much smooches*
I've missed this place. I'm still a bit hyped from the midnight premiere of Indy 4 (tell no one of this! shush!).
How is little Lola doing?
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Baby Lola is doing great. She hops around like a little bunny when playing outside. She loves it!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 23, 2008 - 11:33pm.
I hope he's getting repeatedly cornholed with something hard and sandpapery.
I wonder what they do in jail on a Friday night?
Human ping-pong?
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Hey guys! xxoox.
I'm just driving by for TWO seconds. Don't try to suck me in. I know how you funny bitches are.
xoxox
These people are so pure and good. I can't decide if they should go by:
The Hulk Humanitarians.
or
The Humanitarian Hogans.
Both so fitting.
Submitted by riverchic on May 23, 2008 - 11:32pm.
I'm outta here. G'night, bitches!!!
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Goodnight, sweetie. *waving*
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
About the forum. There's a whole thread about me and a poster took my signature and is using it as theirs. They are also copying and pasting a lot of comments from the main page.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
I hope he's getting repeatedly cornholed with something hard and sandpapery.
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Submitted by dead-actress on May 23, 2008 - 10:29pm.
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DA, my darling!!!! *much smooches*
I've missed this place. I'm still a bit hyped from the midnight premiere of Indy 4 (tell no one of this! shush!).
How is little Lola doing?
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You can't stop the BEAT!
"A little hoo-ha, a little poot-poot, hee-ha, a little foo-fah..."
I'm outta here. G'night, bitches!!!
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Submitted by BEAT on May 23, 2008 - 11:24pm.
Don't worry Nick. I'll rub some vaseline on that a-hole for you... mixed with hydrochloric acid.
Hello, WHORES!!!
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BEAT, my love! How are you this evening? I like your idea best!! mmmm...hydrochloric acid...yeah, that'll work! lol
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Mel-Tang:
From what I gather from Sensi, you have to register (it doesn't matter if you're registered HERE.) The same thing happened to me earlier, but I read some of Sensi's posts about the forum and decided against that. I don't need some creepy-ass stranger telling me he wants to lick my "anal chasm" like that one person said to Sensi...
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."