The Hogans Really Care
First of all, I love the lady in the middle of those two leathery assholes in the picture above. She's hot. Anyway......
TMZ got a hold of several taped phone conversations between Nick Hogan and his family from jail. Yes, they tape that shit in jail, so keep your mouth shut the next you get arrested for DUI or prostitution. I know how you do it.
In one conversation with his mother, Nick starts balling like a hungry baby, because he wants to go outside. He doesn't even have a window! How am I going to sleep tonight knowing that poor Nick Hogan can't even look at the moon?
I'm sure the real reason he's crying has to do with his newly raw asshole. It's ok, Nick. The pain goes away after a few days. I'm speaking from experience, of course.
Nick also says that it's unfair he's in jail for a "car accident." He fails to mention the fact that his so-called best friend, John Graziano, is in a permanent vegetative state thanks to him. Click here to hear that conversation.
Even worse is a conversation Nick had with his daddy about John Graziano. Hulk actually said, "God laid some heavy shit on that kid, I don't know what he was into." Nick responds with, "He was a negative person." Nick quickly changes the subject by talking about some stupid ass reality project. Click here to hear that conversation
Eeesh. These chewed up pieces of jerky acted like they were so concerned during Nick's hearing. They cried about how John was a son to them and blah...blah...blah... Are they for real? We all know the answer to that one.
On that note, it's boozing time! I'll make sure to NOT think of Nick crying for mommy's fake bosom in his teeny tiny cell while I'm downing my 5th martini.
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BEIGEBITCH WAS MAH FRIEND, WE HAD SLEEPOVERS AND DEFACED PICCYS OF ANGELINA JOLIE WITH OUR SCENTED MAJIKAL MARKERS. NOW SHE'S BANNED AND MY LYF WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.
r5bales:
"I must not be controversial enough to make a troll interested."
Just visit an Angelina thread or a Tommygirl thread - that's where the crazies hang out...
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Deb Re: your comment about ee cummings. It seems like every other high school girl who reads ee in her lit class decides that all she has to do is not punctuate and not capitalize and that makes her a poet.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
Submitted by r5bales on May 24, 2008 - 1:16am.
DA.......Yep her. (I was being a bit facetious though) Although they say she was as nice as nice could be.
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lol! I figured you were. I even tried looking for a younger pic...hmmmm...
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by riverchic on May 24, 2008 - 1:19am.
That was a different sort of troll, that one actually experienced far more trolling than she gave.
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@r5, the stupid head just did it!!!! I am reporting....
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Submitted by madam s. on May 24, 2008 - 1:18am.
How fantastic?
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WHEN I CUM I GO EE, DOES THAT COUNT? HI RADIO! NOW STOP STALKING MY CATS!
VERIFY THIS
I must not be controversial enough to make a troll interested. I guess I am going to have to do something about that. Let's see..... Cunt! Idiot. Stupid head.... I wonder if that will do it.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
Team Valtrex:
"PSL had a troll, which FINALLY got banned"
Wasn't there one troll (who shall remain nameless) that was "banned" - only to come back a few days later under another name?
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
DebFrmHell: WHO'S DAT CUMMINGS PEEP?. DID I MEET HIM IN A RED-EYE TO HOUSTON? WAS HE THE ONE THAT PAYED FOR MY POPULAR MECHANICS SUBSCRIPTION?.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Oh poor Team V.....
We Dlister smart girls still love you. Even the ones with fantastic "funbags".
r5bales:
"Who has been banned?"
Unfortunately, not any of the people who deserve it...
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Submitted by r5bales on May 24, 2008 - 1:14am.
R5, waddup? PSL had a troll, which FINALLY got banned. Guess the mod shows up on Friday, so mark your calendar.
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LORY, IF ONLY HOLDEN CAUFIELD WENT TO THE FORUM HE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO BITTER AND WOULD NOT HAVE JUST EMBRACED THE SCRAWLED "FUCK" ON THE WALL, HE WOULD HAVE MADE A RUBBING COPY OF IT USING HIS PENIS AS CHALK AND IN THE BOWELS OF THE GUGGENHEIM, MADE XEROXED COPIES OF HIS ASS FOR THE EXHIBIT "ETCHINGS IN ASS...A WONDERLAND". SUCH A PITY, REALLY
DA.......Yep her. (I was being a bit facetious though) Although they say she was as nice as nice could be.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
I'm back bitches!!! What'd I miss?
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Lory,
Very true, very true. I miss the hell out of the forum and all of the dirty sluts there. My problem is that it's addictive. I used to stop by to say hi and would end up staying for hours. Meh, maybe when I'm out of school I'll come back by. Damn, how I miss that hot hor Mishma! Is Sienna still around??
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Team. Madam. Sky.
Who has been banned? Did it have to do with the forum? Goodness gracious I go out of town for a couple of days and I come back to this.... chaos. I tell you. chaos. (Do I sound dramatic enough?)
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
To Lory and Mishma, ya'll could learn a thing or two from e e cummings.
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Submitted by r5bales on May 24, 2008 - 1:07am.
DA... Add to your list of gorgeous actresses... Anne Ramsey.
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The one from "Throw Momma from the Train"...correct?
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by madam s. on May 24, 2008 - 1:05am.
Sorry, but I'm hanging onto that obsession with both hands.
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MISHMA, PEOPLE DON'T LIKE THE FORUM COS THEY DON'T APPRECIATE MATH. THEY SHOULD REMEMBER THAT THEY NEED US, JUST LIKE BUTTSECKS NEEDS KY. FISTING N00BS WILL REMEMBER US WHEN THEY FORGET TO REMOVE THEIR RINGS. THEN, AND ONLY THE WISDOM OF THE FORUM WILL SHINE IN ALL ITS GORY LIGHT, FOR MERE MORTALS TO ADMIRE. IF SHAKESPEARE HAD READ THE FORUM HE WOULDN'T HAVE DIED. HE'D BE HERE AMONG US, WRITING ABOUT WONKY TITTAYS AND THE IMPORTANCE OF LIGHT IN A SEX TAPE.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 24, 2008 - 12:04am.
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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*choke*
Christ.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
DA... Add to your list of gorgeous actresses... Anne Ramsey.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 24, 2008 - 12:03am.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 24, 2008 - 1:01am.
You grew up. What did you used to be like? Me?
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Baby, you are an "after" not a "before"!!!
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Submitted by Sheeps Dickipediless or HadDickipedia. Brad P needs to know...
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Team V.,
If you don't let go of your "funbags" obsession you are going to end up with a beigebaby in your life. Try and heighten your standards.
I'll bet when Hulk makes that stupid hand signal, he's really thinking about double-penetrating his daughter.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Hmm... I just read that post, and your mom IS a dick.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 24, 2008 - 1:01am.
You grew up. What did you used to be like? Me?
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I used to love Dickipedia in college, but I grew up, got married, settled down.
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 24, 2008 - 12:47am.
Funny, my copy only has Funbags...wait, that was Penthouse Forum again.
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I love Dickipedia.
Check out the new entry for "Your Mom" in Dickipedia. hahahaha.
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Sheeps, you know when I call you an Encyclopedia, it is with respect. You are a credit to Livestock everywhere...
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08
***Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 23, 2008 - 11:50pm.***
TG! I hope they banned their IP too.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Guys, It told the truth. It is banned. I checked and all of It's posts have disappeared.
Thank you MK and Moderator!!
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08
He is a spoiled i don't wanna curse, but anyway. If I were stupid like these people clearly are, when I heard that this call may be recorded...i definitely would've changed my conversation, but so spoiled, so selfish, so remorseless...shameful so shameful, and skateboarding in the hospital??
Madam: Whew! I thought you were going to mention Dickipedia.
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@PSL and Madam, doesn't that make him then the source of SheKi?
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WHATS WRONG WITH THE FORUM? U BITCHES CAN'T HANDLE THE FORUM, PITY, SO MUCH KNOWLEDGE IS CONTAINED THERE. I GO THERE TO LEARN HOW TO FIST PROPERLY WITH THE APPROPRIATE LUBRICATION FOR EACH LUCKY RECIPIENT. IN FACT, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND NICK CHECK IT OUT, I MEAN NICK'S FISTERS CHECK IT OUT. IT'S THE NEW, KINDER ASS RAPING FOR UNREPENTANT CRYING BITCH NON CELEBRITIES WITH HERM SISTERS.
PSL: My Encyclopaedia Britannica leaps right over "funbags," going from Funabashi to function.
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
parissucks,
He IS our Sheepipedia. Always edifying, all the time.
Sheeps, you are our Resident Walking Encyclopedia...if anyone would know, it would be you. Or you'd go find it.....lol
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08
Sheeps,
Candy-apple Chrome Cherry. Does that make you feel better? DAMN you Dlisters are high maintenance.
kidding bitches
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Sheeps=cliff clavin lol
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
I hope that when Papa Hogan picks up his "innocent" little baby boy..what's leaving the jail will be a drooling, repeatedly ass fucked, std infested, loss of all bodily function control, partially bald (from all the hair pulling while giving head), rat & lice bitten bitch who can't even form the words.."hi, dad."
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
@Sky LMAO! Very sick in a funny way. (I secretly like the cat's ass tattoo better)
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