The Hogans Really Care
First of all, I love the lady in the middle of those two leathery assholes in the picture above. She's hot. Anyway......
TMZ got a hold of several taped phone conversations between Nick Hogan and his family from jail. Yes, they tape that shit in jail, so keep your mouth shut the next you get arrested for DUI or prostitution. I know how you do it.
In one conversation with his mother, Nick starts balling like a hungry baby, because he wants to go outside. He doesn't even have a window! How am I going to sleep tonight knowing that poor Nick Hogan can't even look at the moon?
I'm sure the real reason he's crying has to do with his newly raw asshole. It's ok, Nick. The pain goes away after a few days. I'm speaking from experience, of course.
Nick also says that it's unfair he's in jail for a "car accident." He fails to mention the fact that his so-called best friend, John Graziano, is in a permanent vegetative state thanks to him. Click here to hear that conversation.
Even worse is a conversation Nick had with his daddy about John Graziano. Hulk actually said, "God laid some heavy shit on that kid, I don't know what he was into." Nick responds with, "He was a negative person." Nick quickly changes the subject by talking about some stupid ass reality project. Click here to hear that conversation
Eeesh. These chewed up pieces of jerky acted like they were so concerned during Nick's hearing. They cried about how John was a son to them and blah...blah...blah... Are they for real? We all know the answer to that one.
On that note, it's boozing time! I'll make sure to NOT think of Nick crying for mommy's fake bosom in his teeny tiny cell while I'm downing my 5th martini.
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A nations Leaders are its moral and social compass.
Hearing Hulk Hogan and his son talk is L.A.ese.
Only in L.A. do people speak like this.
"A Celebrity gets out of jail reality show"...
Ok... WHERE's the celebrity ?
Famous because you are the son or daughter of..?
People, if you think their narcissistic showbiz parents are rotten to the core, wait and watch their talentless loser spawn get their game on with their bullshit sense of entitlement.
These people sleep like babies at nite and negotiate TV deals while this kid lays in a fuckin coma.
Said it before, I'll say it again , a Nations Leaders are its moral and social compass...
so hey.. ANYthing goes, right? RIGHT?
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
I blame Oprah and Dr. Phil. If something bad happens to you, in their way of thinking, then it is what you've manifested. Basically pretty close to the scientology crap (no wonder Oprah is up TomiGurl's butt). So, in that way of thinking Nick's drunk driving and criminal speed was caused by his friend's negative energy.
NO ONE FEELS RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR OWN SHIT ANYMORE and RICH CELEBRITY LOW-LIFES think that they are somehow blessed and not just attention whores (actually whores are better then them). I'm screaming b/c I can't stand these asses anymore. And yes, other poster, there is no longer such a thing as privacy. But in prison - you assume you have no privacy (unless TV is accurate and you can have private conversations with lawyers). But these ugly fugs are so stupid they don't even consider they might be recorded. IDIOTS.
Submitted by bo_tatoe on May 24, 2008 - 2:16am.
Has anybody actually even noticed how America has turned into a fullscale 60ies communist regime except for the communism, where everyones private matters are casually spied on and violated just because, and handed out to the next stalker who slips an officer a 20?
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That's scary... true, but scary nonetheless...
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Has anybody actually even noticed how America has turned into a fullscale 60ies communist regime except for the communism, where everyones private matters are casually spied on and violated just because, and handed out to the next stalker who slips an officer a 20?
Submitted by aneurysm on May 24, 2008 - 2:53am.
Yes, it was irresponsible of him to ignore common sense, much as it was irresponsible of you to ignore 2nd grade English class. The victim didn't crash the car, Nick did. Stupidity has consequences, which Nick is now learning.
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***Submitted by aneurysm on May 24, 2008 - 1:53am.***
Yeah, they were both irresponsible. I don't think anyone has said otherwise. WTF is your point? You think Nick should have zero repercussions, while his buddy is in the hospital gurgling for the rest of his life? What?
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YOUR KITTEH'S SAFE AS LONG AS JOE FRANCIS IS IN JAIL. TOO BAD THEY TELL ME HE HAS ACCESS TO TEH INTERWEBS MISHY!!! HE BE STALKING UNTIL HIS ASS'S LAST BREATH.
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Ok Mishy, that last one made me get out of character for a bit. I miss the times when dlisted had emoticons. I'd be making a lot of Mr Smiley faces. OK, NOW BACK TO LORY....
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Ima gonna go watch Courtney Love fall down her own private K-Hole on Comedy Central's Roast for Hep C and Bewbies I mean Pamela Anderson, stay classy main page and STOP STALKING MY KITTEHS ON MYSPACE :(
i know my opinion will not be a popular one, BUT the kid that is now in a vegetative state, is/was not only a consenting adult, he knew full well what was at risk when he got in that car. for anyone to think he didn't is ignorant. i think it's pretty sad when people can use the law in their favor when in fact it shouldn't be. it would be different if he had not of known they were going to be street racing or that nick had not had something to drink, when the victim had participated himself. it is absolutely horrible what has happened to him & i can't begin to imagine what his family must be going through, but at what point should people be held accountable for their own actions & decisions. no one made him get in that car. what if he had been the one driving & nick the passenger? they were both irresponsible.
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RAMBONE MADE PAROLE? DOES HE HAFTA REGISTER AS SMELL OFFENDER? I WILL GIVE HIM MY WHOLE KINGDOM OF OLDE SPICE IF HE PUTS THE HURT ON JOE. JOE TOLD MR SNUGGLEBOOTS IT WAS JUST AN INTIMATE EVENING WITH HIM IN HIS RV AND "THE SQUIRREL" AND HE LIED. WHEN JOE LIES, KITTEHS CRY. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOKO, SHE GIVES LENNON A BAD NAME. LET'S STEAL HER SUNGLASSES AND GO DOWN A K-HOLE AT NEW YORK NEW YORK. I HEARD THROUGH HER SUNGLASSES YOU CAN SEE THROUGH TIME AND IT MAKES K-FED HITTABLE...WITH A BASEBALL BAT
MISHMA, DO NOT GET ALL SOFT ON ME OVER A SCISSOR DATE GONE WRONG, IT WAS HER FAULT SHE DIDN'T CHECK THE MERCHANDISE BEFORE JUMPING ON IT.
YOU'LL BE GLAD TO LEARN THAT I DID GET HER BLACK AMEX AND 1000 COUPONS FOR PURE. WHAT CAN I SAY? THIS IS WHAT GHETTO DREAMS ARE MADE OF.
MR SNUGGLEBOOTS WILL GET HIS REVENGE. WE WILL AVENGE HIS BARE BITS BY CALLING RAMBONE, THE CONVICT THAT OWES ME. HE AND RAMROD WILL GET MR SNUGGLEBOOTS'S FURRY ASS SOME JUSTICE.
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nite, riverchic!
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***Submitted by Lory on May 24, 2008 - 1:37am.***
I don't recall *having* hands in the K-hole.
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Submitted by madam s. on May 24, 2008 - 2:32am.
Cool, remind me to show you how to operate fire someday. Anytime you want to get a website up, contact me. I would consider it an honor to make more people aware of your talent.
Back to my character: where's the funbags?
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My brain slipped me a note and said "don't lissen to Lory's hands, funbags are not nerf balls" nice try thick lot, nice fucking try
K-hole is no laughing matter Sky and you know it. Things get too hard for me when my brain does not cooperate with your hands.
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SEE MR SNUGGLEBOOTS? SEE WHAT HAPPENED FROM HIS LAST K-HOLE? WE STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN A SETTLEMENT FROM JOE FRANCIS WHEN HE TRICKED HIM INTO GETTIN STARKERS FOR KITTEHS GONE WILD
Nite, river. :)
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"K-hole" would be Kevin Federline's new nickname if he changed teams.
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Okay, you loopy bastards - It's been fun but I'm tired as hell! I'm outta here! G'night!!!
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
SkyBitch,
"Scissor Date" IS hot.
U R SO GRUEL TO UR ELDERS LORY, GAWD, NOW SHE IS IN THE CHURCH OF $CIENTOLOGY'S LOBBY TRYING TO RUN FROM A HONGRY HONGRY KRISTIE ALLEY. I CAN'T BEELEVE U did you get her black Amex? Flash THAT at the Donald, we can get 2F1 into Pure and seduce K-Fed and make home movies in his sweet
River, that's very unlike Vito. He is scared of sleeping bags. He sleeps on a lion in Trafalgar Square.
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Team V.
It's so sad that I had to really work to come up with "madam s." as a moniker at dlisted and then post with you guys. The only blog that I hang out at. SO sad. But on the bright side I've learned how to receive email!!! Kudos for me.
mishma:
I stand corrected!
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
LMAO @ "scissor date'!
Nice K-hole ref. I haven't been in in there for an eternity.
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SkyBitch:
"Special K? No wonder! NOW we're talkin'! mishma, quit being so stingy and bust that shit out!"
Yeah - we've been using it in leiu of salt around our margarita glasses. It really gives Jose Cuervo a kick!!!
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
YOKO ONO DOES NOT MOTORBOAT...she yahts GAWD
YOKO ONO PAID ME TO TELL HER YOUR PHONE NUMBER SO SHE COULD ASK YOU ON A SCISSOR DATE. I GAVE HER SCARJO'S. SHE NEVER KNEW THE DIFFERENCE AND I COULD BUY VEGAS ALL-INCLUSIVE VACATION IN CIRCUS CIRCUS. I TRIED THE WYM BUT DONALD DOESN'T WANT ME THERE.
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Submitted by madam s. on May 24, 2008 - 2:24am.
WTF are you waiting for? I have 3 websites, and I can only remember the names of 2. I own a domain name just to have an email address that reflects upon my alcoholism. You are far too talented to not have your name known far and wide.
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STOP TEMPTING ME, MR SNUGGLEBOOTS SPECIAL K HAS NO REFILLS, GAWD! Ok, let's go down a K-hole..I am getting out all of my thick Yoko Ono albums and shave my fish, oh yeahhh
mishma:
"YOKO ONO SAID SHE LOVED MY HAIR AND TRIED TO TOUCH MY FUNBAGS, JELIS?"
Yeah, but you know Yoko is REALLY into you if she asks to motorboat your funbags...
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***Submitted by riverchic on May 24, 2008 - 1:25am.
Sky: Just hang out here for a little while - mishma is going to break out her kitten's special k here in a second...
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Special K? No wonder! NOW we're talkin'! mishma, quit being so stingy and bust that shit out!
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Sky: Just hang out here for a little while - mishma is going to break out her kitten's special k here in a second...
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Team V.,
Thank you. I'm still trying to get my website up in the next couple of months. I always let other priorities get in the way. But by July/August DEFINITELY.
***Submitted by riverchic on May 24, 2008 - 1:19am.
SkyBitch:
Drink one (or two or three) for me, baby! It's easy to get confused with this discussion...
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I've had the drinks. I think there's some kind of catnip/LSD combo I'm missing here.
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Lory: Vito said he needed the material to make himself a new sleepingbag...
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
I'm sober bitches, I haven't taken any of my kitteh's special K for three whole hours, THREE
YOKO ONO SAID SHE LOVED MY HAIR AND TRIED TO TOUCH MY FUNBAGS, JELIS?
SkyBitch:
Drink one (or two or three) for me, baby! It's easy to get confused with this discussion...
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
What the hell is that librarian gonna scissor me wiff, War and Peace? My hor side would like it and my homeless side would wonder if she will buy my fawdy for the night. You are just jelis when we competed for Miss New Booty 2006 and I won, I WON. NO YOU CAN'T HAVE MY TIARA, NOT YOURS
btw, madam s, I just turned someone else on to your work. Still amazing!
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Submitted by riverchic on May 24, 2008 - 1:09am.
Lory:
I heard Vito got those as paymennt for a job he pulled for the cat
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Well, at least he's getting paid in knickers now. He used to be very cheap. You could get him to do anything for a Miller Light.
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Team Valtrex:
Yeah. He got the short end of the stick. He shoulda found hisself a woman who had CRIME FIGHTING funbags...
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Submitted by madam s. on May 24, 2008 - 2:11am.
My clinically insane brother used to listen to Yoko Ono Band "Fly". He liked it, but then again, he would.
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Mishy you are very naive, that librarian has had the hots for you since 2006. Everyone warned you about her. You have to be careful not to drop the soap when you pee, she will try to scissor you once she has you pinned to the floor. Trust no one, Ms Mishma.
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Submitted by riverchic on May 24, 2008 - 2:07am.
They didn't fight off homicide very well either. She brought nothing else, couldn't she at least have deflected bullets?
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I need to drink more. I'm lost....
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riverchic,
All I know is that I have a pretentious friend that collects old music who likes her, and has made me listen to her cat-in-heat wailings (my apologies to cats in heat). And her "funbags" are probably the funnest thing about her. If you can imagine.