Friday, May 23rd 2008
Off The Market
Robert Redford has finally decided to make an honest woman out of his girlfriend of over 10 years. 10 years! 71-year-old Robert has been dating 52-year-old Sibylle Szaggars since 1996. He told a German magazine, "We are engaged and very happy with that. Sibylle is my fiancee and that says everything, doesn't it?"
She's totally knocked up, isn't she? Those sinful sluts!
My mother is not going to like this news. She might even say, "SHOOT!" or "DARN!" And if she's really mad about it, she'll say, "OH FUDGE!"
Thanks Dawn
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I'm so glad it is not a 20/30-something y.o.
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~In my dreams he kisses my cunt, my sweet wet cunt~
I always imagined him with a young Jane Fonda or Bridget Bardot, someone hot.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Good for them both: Redford has always been a class act and I hope that they remain happy and fulfilled.
The Cookie
http://lifeisacookie.wordpress.com
Awwww -- old people are so cute!
http://lifeisacookie.wordpress.com/2008/05/24/engaging/
Old Red looks great!
No, fiancee doesn't say everything; getting and staying married says everything. She probably laid down the law: we either get engaged or I'm out.
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
DDD of course, ME TOO! I love Mrs K....I was just taken a back ("clutching the pearls") that they went so Goyim....not that there is nothing wrong with that....(pouring you and me another Vodka Collins) Peachtree has many branches......
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
@Joey:
Pudge is a pasty, pint-hoisting Mick like the rest of us gingers.
HOWEVER....he has the advantage of having landed the HWAT and amazing Bunny Kravitz.
I love this woman. I would totally go gayelle for her!
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Off Topic? Mrs K are you allowed to send your daughters to our Holy Catholic Convents? I mean, granted, the Nuns will not let them become sluts...but doesn't this violate some Kosher Laws? And was Pudge OK with this Gentile manuever??
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Joey has Paul Newman Blue eyes....AND FUCK IT!! I was certain he was pitching for my team.....GOD DAMN IT TO HELL.....there goes a lot of wasted fantasies....Christmas on a Cracker......
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
10 years, that's nothin' honey.
MORE USELESS FACTOID TRIVIA ABOUT LARRY MULLEN JR., drummer for U2.
He's been with his gf/partner since high school and they have never married, 3 kids later....
Good for Robert, Bob, and Sibylle.
Congrats you crazy kids.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by Voice of Reason on May 23, 2008 - 8:53pm.
I met him in 1995 and the man is tiny. He's about 5'5 and 130 pounds. He also has spent way too much time in the sun.
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Wow only 5'5!
"Feeling satisfaction from the street crowd reaction" - Dwyck
My, what buttery teeth you have, grandpa.
I met him in 1995 and the man is tiny. He's about 5'5 and 130 pounds. He also has spent way too much time in the sun.
@Rishkin:
Smooches, doll! ♥♥♥
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Mrs.Kravitz ♥ ,...DDD ♥, missy ♥, dlisters..
Have a great Weekend....my spelling sucks!
:) xoxo
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MISHY!!! It's SOOO good to see you! My life is now complete! How come you no e-mail, hor?
O/T: These two slightly resemble Brangelina to me, except Redford and his fiance are more attractively youthful than Brangelina. Sibylle probably doesn't piss pure gold flakes, though.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Well, again, he is a pepaw, but there is hotness there. Not Paul Newman hotness, but hotness nonetheless.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
If they wait any longer they can have a combination wedding/funeral. Why rent a limo twice.
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Did I ever want to acquire the Sixties? No. But I own the Sixties I'll give 'em to you if you want 'em. You can have 'em.-Bob Dylan
MR SNUGGLEBOOTS DOESN'T NEED CALMING! HIS BARISTA PUT EXTRA HVY CRM IN HIS PATE LATTE, GAWD!
Well, maybe Robert Redford could be "The Cat Whisperer" and soothe Mr. Snunggleboots........
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
MADCAT IS IN ANGER MANAGEMENT, HE TOTALLY BEAT UP HIS BF, MR. BIGGLESWORTH.
mishma
Whatever became of Madcat, Dr. Claw's pussy?
You know, from INSPECTOR GADGET?
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 23, 2008 - 4:38pm.
Submitted by mishma on May 23, 2008 - 4:37pm.
TOPCAT IS NOT A TOP, BTW. SAD, REALLY
he's the boss he's the king
HE'S A PUSSY
WTH? BUCKY IS NOT A-LIST AND HE IS A RAGIN METH HEAD. AS IF! BESIDES, HE TRIED TO STEAL MR. SNUGGLEBOOTS FEATHER DILDOS LAST TIME HE WAS OVER
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 23, 2008 - 4:36pm.
Submitted by mishma on May 23, 2008 - 6:34pm.
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What about Bucky Catt?
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Submitted by mishma on May 23, 2008 - 4:37pm.
TOPCAT IS NOT A TOP, BTW. SAD, REALLY
he's the boss he's the king
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on May 23, 2008 - 5:23pm.
OMG ITS LEROY!!!! Karma, he is SOOOOOO adorable. I emailed you on MS...
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Hey BB!! Thanks! I love this pic cuz he was trying to lick my camera lens. Silly BTs... :)
TOPCAT IS NOT A TOP, BTW. SAD, REALLY
Submitted by mishma on May 23, 2008 - 6:34pm.
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What about Bucky Catt?
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
MR SNUGGLEBOOTS IS HAVING A SLUMBER PARTY AND GARFIELD, TOPCAT, MORRIS THE CAT, HEATHCLIFF AND BILL THE CAT ARE ALL CUMMIN. MR SNUGGLEBOOTS IS A-LIST ALL THE WAY. BILL THE CAT IS GONNA BRING CAT NIP SOAKED IN ECSTACY AND WE R GONNA ORGY, JELLIS?
TOPCAT,
the indisputable leader of the gang
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
if she can stand kissing leather face then i guess its ok.
still love robert though.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
@Rishkin:
*slides chilled voddie across table*
*presses Xanax into Rishkin's clenched palm*
There, there honey. We Big Butt Moms are here for you.
*adjusts scrunchie*
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Submitted by Rishkin on May 23, 2008 - 4:28pm.
Listen, doll, this is why I sent my imaginary daughters to convent school.
So, you live in Jersey? I used to live over on that side, too. Further east.
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 23, 2008 - 7:15pm.
Submitted by Rishkin on May 23, 2008 - 4:10pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 23, 2008 - 6:53pm.
I have seven 15 year old girls over for a sleep over, SEVEN!
Sounds like hell on earth to me.
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Between the OMG'S and the cell phone ring tones, I'm gonna pull a Brittney and shave my head... just kidding...Y'all!
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thats nice, good luck to them.... omg RRs hotness is eternal. :)
(I think of Ralphie saying: oh fuuuuuuuuudge) :)
uhm.. she's ugly?
That's all I got for ya on this subject.
That's it.
OMG ITS LEROY!!!! Karma, he is SOOOOOO adorable. I emailed you on MS...
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
MR SNUGGLEBOOTS SEZ THAT HE WOULDN'T DEEP THROAT THAT WITH TERENCE HOWARD'S DICK, BITCHES
Great! This gives me no hope for me! I've been dating mine for almost 5 yrs and wondering when he's going to pop the question.....oh well.
"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Submitted by Rishkin on May 23, 2008 - 6:10pm.
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Thanks doll, I am one hot beach bunny, that's true! LOL
And my advice re: sleepover? Begin drinking now. Really.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Submitted by Rishkin on May 23, 2008 - 4:10pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 23, 2008 - 6:53pm.
I have seven 15 year old girls over for a sleep over, SEVEN!
Sounds like hell on earth to me.
-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Submitted by madam s. on May 23, 2008 - 5:34pm.
If it took him ten years to propose, she better get comfy with the idea of a VERY long engagement.
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I agree. Did she just wear him down after 10 years? If he's not thinking of marrying you or even discussing marriage after 1-2 years, move on.
People like Sibylle and Mark Wahlberg's girlfriend will be waiting forever and a day before their respective boyfriends marry them.
Submitted by patty cake on May 23, 2008 - 6:34pm.
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Why do you call her a dog? I think she looks good for her age. He is 71 after all - I personally think he would look like a total tosser if he started dating a blonde silicon bimbo 40 years his junior.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 23, 2008 - 6:53pm.
Submitted by Rishkin on May 23, 2008 - 3:51pm.
Good for them I guess, but why bother.
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Hello, lovey.
Maybe they are in LURVE!
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Mrs.Kravitz, I♥u, and I hardly know you.
I have seven 15 year old girls over for a sleep over, SEVEN! I'm just bitchy.
DDD.. You are a cutie
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At least he's not pulling a James Woods and bouncing around town with a child barely out of her teens.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Submitted by Who Cares on May 23, 2008 - 4:01pm.
You are right but Paul Newman is the only man I have ever really loved!
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
If I thought you'd never never make love to me again (pause)...why I'd find me the longest, sharpest knife I could and I'd stick it straight into my heart. I'd do that. Oh Brick, how long does this have to go on? This punishment? Haven't I served my term? Can't I apply for a pardon?
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
okay, but instead of the Flavor Flav grilles, it looks like they went out and got matching dentures...
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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
Engaged? Is he looking for someone to change his bedpan?
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.