Friday, May 23rd 2008

Scary

I'm not sure if Celine Dion's wax figure looks exactly like her or if it sorts of looks like a cross-eyed chipmunk with a dirty wig on. Or both? However, the wax figure of Celine's pepaw husband looks exactly like him. It's not right. Why would anyone want a fucking wax figures of themselves? It's evil shit.

Here's Celine, Pepaw and their son, Rene-Charles, in France yesterday. Yes, Rene-Charles hair is looooooong. Don't hate. Lindsay Lohan would be so jealous.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


Mrs.Kravitz's picture

She first met her future husband René Angelil when she was 12 and he was 38.

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Two Drink Min's picture

Completely OT - I have Home Shopping on the Background. I am pretty sure I would shoot any of their hosts. And it's by accident it's on.

Sensimina's picture

I'm not sure if Celine Dion's wax figure looks exactly like her or if it sorts of looks like a cross-eyed chipmunk with a dirty wig on. Or both?

The answer is both, but the wax figure still looks better than Celine.

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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.

Green Is Good's picture

A ponytail would probably be easier for the kid. How does he see?

Two Drink Min's picture

Everyone gives her crap about her "backwards tux"
but I thought it was pretty bold and fitting. I am only saying this of course to justify my half man shirt/dress I bought...but you know me.

M.E.'s picture

I, for one cannot STAND the Dion.

PASS!

Nanners's picture

I'm jealous of that kid's hair. I wonder what his hair care routine is.

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dustbunny's picture

OMG! Why are they doing that to the boy? Try to tell me he doesn't get made fun of by the other kids.

madam s.'s picture

I HATE Celine Dion. Her music makes my ears bleed and she terrifies me. If they ever do a version of ALIEN on Broadway, Celine could play the alien with little stress from the makeup department.

That said, I personally really love the long unconventional hair on their son. I would imagine he wants it like that and that if he didn't, they would let him cut it.

letinstar's picture

what statment is celine and her grandfather trying to make by allowing that boy's hair to grow long like this?
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Karma Police's picture

Poor little guy probably gets alotta crap for the name and the hair. Luckily he's rich enough to buy his friends.

Fucking_Classy's picture

MK should've tagged this under "HOLD ME".

I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.

"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

Celine Dionne does lots of nice things (she gave 1 mil to Katrina victims, gives loads to charity, etc.), so I feel bad picking on something so shallow, but - her kid looks like Wolf Boy or something.

Whilst looking at Ms. Dion and her pepaw my eyes crossed and I have the urge to go take a hot shower followed by a clorox rinse. Those two are sleaze personified!!

WTF is going on with that kid's hair???

Mel-Tang's picture

Baby Celine looks like Meatloaf.

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ChubbyWubby's picture

I wanna reach throw the screen with my scissors and cut that kids hair! That looks like shit!

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Sayonara's picture

Their son is a cutie pie but he needs a little trim.

Two Drink Min's picture

Dina??? Oh no, it's Celine...

Do you think they let the kid grow his hair like that because the father has none? :P

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Which one is the wax figure?????? I can't tell. Also CUT HIS HAIR!!!

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MargeAggedon's picture

Eeeeeeeeeeeek! XD

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