Friday, May 23rd 2008
Scary
I'm not sure if Celine Dion's wax figure looks exactly like her or if it sorts of looks like a cross-eyed chipmunk with a dirty wig on. Or both? However, the wax figure of Celine's pepaw husband looks exactly like him. It's not right. Why would anyone want a fucking wax figures of themselves? It's evil shit.
Here's Celine, Pepaw and their son, Rene-Charles, in France yesterday. Yes, Rene-Charles hair is looooooong. Don't hate. Lindsay Lohan would be so jealous.
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Did Squinty look offended? Of course, I'm not sure how one can tell when she looks offended.
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Oh, honey, that was many whiskey sours ago. Like the rest of my life, it's all a blur.
I just thought if I had another imaginary daughter I would name her Renny.
But since my imagination is barren it never happened.
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Dawnie, Chickadee's mom and I are gonna have a party at Grace Brothers.
Yeah Chickadee he died last year (John Inman) :(
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
cannot believe how long the kids hair is
When I was little I loved Mrs Peacock from Are You Bring Served. Her hair was glam.
Edit: When I was little, I also thought Peg Bundy was the most beautiful, elegant woman in the world!
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by DeeDee on May 23, 2008 - 5:03pm.
Submitted by Karma Police on May 23, 2008 - 5:21pm.
The dog avi. is really adorable!
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Thanks DeeDee! That's my Boston Terrier, Leroy.
And I agree about the name sounding feminine. Kids tease other kids about everything and I doubt they stop and think about an extra "E".
Bunny Kravitz, NOTHING gets past you, love!
That's why you complete me.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Chickadee -
YES it is!! Oh and your mom is totally hot.
@ Mrs Kravitz:
Did Squinty look offended? Of course, I'm not sure how one can tell when she looks offended.
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
@Bisou:
I love that show, too!
Chickie, what's your mom's #? LOL!
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
South Carolina's poet laureate
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
lol Bisou...so cool...btw, you have the best character....in real life, didn't he just pass away? :(
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
@Chickie and Mrs. K:
Well, I am no Marjorie Wentworth, but I try.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
bisou, is your Avie from Are You Being Served? My Mom loooooooooves that show!
non sequiter, sorry, just had to know
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Submitted by bisou on May 23, 2008 - 4:25pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on May 23, 2008 - 6:21pm.
OK, so this one time at an awards ceremony? Michael Caine called Renee Zellweger Renny!
Too funny.
But maybe you had to be there.
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Dawnie....bwaaahaaaaa
you so craaazaay!
xoxo
and I DE-double-SPISE Celine...
ugh...waxy ugh
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 23, 2008 - 4:24pm.
Genius, pure genius.
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Submitted by DeeDee on May 23, 2008 - 6:21pm.
Sorry I sounded bitchy, I just get a bit annoyed sometimes when I hear things like that because I often hear people make fun of French male names and call them girly or wussy or whatever. I'm female by the way, and most people can't pronounce my name correctly either ;)
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
Everyone say it with me:
Big Butt Moms
In our Mom Jeans
Wearing scrunchies
Peachy keen
Shop at Costco
Every day
Minivans to make our way
We got no lives
We post on "D"
Mac and Cheese the dish for me
So Big Butt Moms
We shall unite
for Friday is our "Bunko" night!
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Her son is way prettier and more feminine-looking than Celine.
He doesn't look like Daddy, either.
Was there a mix up at IVF center?
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Submitted by bisou on May 23, 2008 - 6:12pm.
Um ok, René-Charles is not a feminine name. Renée is just simply the feminine form, so René is clearly a male name.
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Sorry, didn't mean to offend any Renes out there. And really I shouldn't talk about crappy names since my real name is very unpronounceable.
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 23, 2008 - 4:16pm.
tricolored pastel topsiders are mandatory
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Submitted by tangerine on May 23, 2008 - 4:14pm.
"Mom Jeans Fridays!" That made me lol.
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Everyday is Mom Jeans day at dlisted!!!
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 23, 2008 - 6:09pm.
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Are scruchies and topsiders optional?
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 23, 2008 - 7:09pm.
***Submitted by Sensimina on May 23, 2008 - 6:03pm.
LOL @ Mom jeans Friday.
Well, I'm not doing too much. I just got back to my trailer after stocking up on Kraft mac and cheese and "Catsup" at CostCo after making some bucks staking out my favorite corner. I'm sitting on my overly medicated, fat loser ass and wasting my life away on some dumb internet site!
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
"Mom Jeans Fridays!" That made me lol.
So if Petit Rene is now 7, his dad'll be 105 when Rene gets his GED.
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Um ok, René-Charles is not a feminine name. Renée is just simply the feminine form, so René is clearly a male name.
His hair is preposterous.
I love the Dion though.
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
I like the long hair on her son. I agree with madam s. He probably wants it like that. My little cousin wore his long when he was young too. It was cute. A lot of the time, boys have prettier hair than the girls!!
***Submitted by Sensimina on May 23, 2008 - 6:03pm.
Hey SkyBitch!
What's your 50 year old, obese, mom-jeans wearing ass up to?
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Hey, you forgot 'pig-face'! hahaha
Not a lot. I had as job interview today, which went really well. I've already been hired by another company, so now I'm torn. Shit, I forgot to ask if they have 'Mom jeans Fridays'. That would have made my decision really easy!
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Celine has one of the best voices of the era! I canot tell a lie. Now the caveman ritual dancing always makes me laugh, but I do admire her enthusiasm. Like Fantasia, she brings energy to her performance...
...well okay so I just laugh
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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
Hey SkyBitch!
What's your 50 year old, obese, mom-jeans wearing ass up to?
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by Karma Police on May 23, 2008 - 5:21pm.
Poor little guy probably gets alotta crap for the name and the hair. Luckily he's rich enough to buy his friends.
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That's what I was thinking. Raggity hair and a feminine name. But he can buy all his friends a Wii.
The dog avi. is really adorable!
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
OK I will admit that I have bought a couple Celine CD's. OK I will admit that I sometimes sing to them in my car. And on road trips. But it is only when I am in the mood for her sappiness.
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Absolutely :)
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
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Absolutely :)
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 23, 2008 - 3:56pm.
She's a CHEESEMEISTER with all that lunging and chest thumping.
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Hey, some people out there LOVE Celine. I wasn't BSing about her being able to sing, I'd just prefer to never have to hear it.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 23, 2008 - 3:54pm.
Sweetie I am at work, no IM at work!
Later?
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Submitted by Sensimina on May 23, 2008 - 3:52pm.
HAHAHAHA, you crazy kids take me waaaaaaaaaaaay too seriously.
I said the same thing about Naomi in the Naomi/Diddy story.
I am a nut, haven't you heard?
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
MrsK: Do you have a minute to chat? If so, IM me. :)
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Mrs. K -
Cher is my gay icon of choice. I can appreciate that Celine can seriously sing, but she and her hub and her frozen unborn babies freak me out!
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
So, I guess I am the only one who thinks Celine rocks?
Go figure.
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
it sorts of looks like a cross-eyed chipmunk with a dirty wig on
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OMFG that is funny, another drink on the floor.
On Celine, I struggled through an Oprah episode featuring Celine, and she would NOT SHUT UP about all her frozen babies, "just waiting to be put inside her"! Bitch has a whole freezer full o' fetuses in some lab. Creepy.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Thankfully, the one in white can't open her mouth and screech like a Maine Coon Cat in heat.
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Gimme a lighter. I'll take care of this mess.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Submitted by madam s. on May 23, 2008 - 3:32pm.
It's the God's honest truth, little lady.
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Okay, Brad and Angie. JLo and her rat. Sonny and Cher. Celine and her gramps who likes to gamble. One of these things is not like the other.
WTF does pepaw get a wax figure? They don't even have a blended name! Celrene, Diorene, Reneline. Come on! Get some standards wax people makers!!!
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 23, 2008 - 6:25pm.
I'm fascinated by the HSN sluts! Those women are unreal...they are so good at bullshitting about how "cute" the most hideous clothes on earth are.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Nanners,
I wonder if when his friends call and ask if he wants to go to the playground, he's like "I'd love to, but I'm conditioning my hair this evening".
And Mrs. K.
GET. OUT. That's nasty. He practically changed her diapers. Her alien diapers.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 23, 2008 - 5:24pm.
Everyone gives her crap about her "backwards tux"
but I thought it was pretty bold and fitting.
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I liked it, too. Though it might have been more striking in black, rather than white. Still liked it though.