Friday, May 23rd 2008
Scary
I'm not sure if Celine Dion's wax figure looks exactly like her or if it sorts of looks like a cross-eyed chipmunk with a dirty wig on. Or both? However, the wax figure of Celine's pepaw husband looks exactly like him. It's not right. Why would anyone want a fucking wax figures of themselves? It's evil shit.
Here's Celine, Pepaw and their son, Rene-Charles, in France yesterday. Yes, Rene-Charles hair is looooooong. Don't hate. Lindsay Lohan would be so jealous.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 24, 2008 - 4:11am.
i stiil find it hilarious that Dee Snider(lead singer of Twisted Sister) wrote
"The Magic of Christmas Day" (God Bless Us Everyone)... for Celine Dion without her knowledge of who wrote it
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No way! Seriously?
This raises the philosophical/esthetic question of whether it is appropriate for an artist to intentionally create something that is ugly. Surely it is the spiritual quest of the artist to create things of beauty.
bitch ( and my bitch i mean you michael ) please --
that wax figure is two shades of blonde away from white oprah !
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Such an odd, but seemingly happy, family.
I know the day will come when she kicks his cheating ass to the curb: hopefully, soon.
But Celine seems to be spell-bound by this "svengali".
i stiil find it hilarious that Dee Snider(lead singer of Twisted Sister) wrote
"The Magic of Christmas Day" (God Bless Us Everyone)... for Celine Dion without her knowledge of who wrote it
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"Where's my wife and family?
What if I die here?
Who'll be my role-model?
Now that my role-model is gone, gone."
Tony Little's Rock n Roll commercial looks scary .
Submitted by bisou on May 23, 2008 - 7:34pm.
Yeah Chickadee he died last year (John Inman) :(
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I had no idea! I'm so sorry to hear that. John Inman was the best. "Are you free, Mr. Granger?" He was brilliant.
Regarding Celine's son, longish hair like on Cindy Crawford's son might be OK, but this goes past that. He looks like he should be playing with Polly Pockets and having tea parties. Highly unfortunate since he's a good looking kid otherwise.
The wax figure looks hot... Celine is uhm... NOT.
I remember I got my picture drawn by some sidewalk artist in San Fran w/my ex-boyfriend..and I told the artist to make me look real cute. Yes, I actually asked him that because I was young, vain and a whore. well- not a whore, but young & vain..
Anyway, we got the picture and it looked like me but a way cuter version of me. The dude really spiced up my good attributes and dulled down my bad ones.
My point is -- I think they spiced up her good attributes and diminished her fug ones.
"their" relationship, dammit!
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Ha ha! They posed her in the "heart-pumping" motion. They're relationship skeeves me out, though. Obviously, Pepaw is a pedo. Gross!
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Submitted by bisou on May 23, 2008 - 7:02pm
Ahh, yes, thank you. That is what I thought I got confused cause people were saying she was moving back from America (and America includes Canada). Sorry, I did not respond.
Anyway, I hate this excuse for a "Frenchie." ____________________________________________
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I wonder if the kids thinking thank God I look like my Dad or "I wish I could look more masculine like my Mom.
I want to send him a coupon for Great Clips for Christmas.
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yeah, I said it! what?
@Chickie:
I have never actually played, but it fit in with the mom jeans poem, so.........
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Dawnie...Oh It sounded so naughty! Kinda disappointed..lol
am I still invited? Cuz I like you all
I'm good for whatever comes up
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@Chickie:
Bunko is "poker-meets-Yahtzee" in the burbs and it's an excuse for suburban big butt moms to drink.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Is bunko code for something? I know what Friday means @ Dlisted
I just am never invited
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 23, 2008 - 7:24pm.
for Friday is our "Bunko" night!
Ahhh...my grandma used to play Bunko every fri night! LOL!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 23, 2008 - 7:18pm
Everyday is Mom Jeans day at dlisted!!!
Shoot *rummages through closet* I know I have some mom jeans in here somewhere.......
I actually think she is a very attractive lady, and she looks great......*runs away*
The wax figure is creepy.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
That kid's hair is making me so jealous!
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 23, 2008 - 7:59pm.
No, that is Fangs' mommy!
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i thought the lack of curls was a little suspicious, lol. LOVE the pic!
on topic: Duckface Dion scares the shit out of me. Actually, Rene Whatshisfrenchface scares me more. Scratch that. René-Chaggggles is the scariest of them all..
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yeah van she's Canadian. Or French-Canadian as I'm sure she'd be quick to point out.
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
I have one of those visceral reactions to her singing because we saw Titanic the day after I had my first chemo treatment, so that frickin song makes me feel that ill again.
Not Celine's fault but still.
Celebrity Baby Blog isn't ALLOWING any negative comments about the kid's hair.
I'm so glad we don't have censorship here. His hair looks ridiculous.
FARRAH!
Baby! No, that is Fangs' mommy! ME! Well, it's kind of an old picture. Like really old. But still, I look HWAT in my bathing suit!
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 23, 2008 - 7:47pm.
do i see FANGS??
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Isn't this bitch Canadian?
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Submitted by Karma Police on May 23, 2008 - 6:47pm.
For some reason I thought they moved out of America after Mama Dion finished her Caesar's Palace thing. If not then yeah ok he's probably getting laughed at for his name
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
MrsK, the tennis shoes wouldn't normally bother me, but the Hyena was getting the French Legion of Honor award from Sarkozy. Respect the occasion, IMO.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 23, 2008 - 6:45pm.
hmm Joseph Thomas Jude Thaddeus? Did you snatch him from the Duggars?
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
Mrs K...don't go....love your song/poem...lol
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Submitted by bisou on May 23, 2008 - 5:37pm.
Submitted by Karma Police on May 23, 2008 - 6:32pm.
But remember he's growing up around French kids so they are aware of male Renés and lady Renées, know what I mean? So I doubt he'd be teased...they'll just laugh at his stupid hair.
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Oh duh...I was thinking that they lived in America. Good call on that then!
@Mrs. K:
Re: Jude. I couldn't love you more if I tried.
*perma-smile*
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
It's girlie.
There, I said it.
buh bye ladies....
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Submitted by bisou on May 23, 2008 - 6:43pm.
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Mais oui. "Le Petite Ecole du Merde"
Sacre bleu. *rolls eyes*
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Submitted by bisou on May 23, 2008 - 4:41pm.
@ Mrs Kravitz: how many imaginary children have you got?
Five
Mary Margeret, she's a fire fighter
Mary Susan, she's a gym teacher
Mary Ellen, she's an auto mechanic
Mary Patrice, she's a plumber
No grandchildren yet, keeping my fingers crossed. None of them date much however...
Oh and then there Joseph Thomas Jude Thaddeus, my youngest.
He's a Mama's boy...still lives at home.
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 23, 2008 - 6:39pm.
Submitted by bisou on May 23, 2008 - 4:37pm.
But remember he's growing up around French kids so they are aware of male Renés and lady Renées, know what I mean?
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IN VEGAS?!?!?!? not bloody likely
I was thinking the same thing!! Just couldn't remember if they were still camped out in Vegas.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 23, 2008 - 6:39pm.
shit are they still in Vegas? He's probably going to a French private school, I think there are lots of them in America, no??
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
Bisou - Oh, OK! I am thinking of the lady with pink hair. That show hasn't been on in my area for YEARS, but I loved that shit!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
@Chickie:
Never! You can bring the brie and strawberries, I will make the hot crab dip (a Charleston specialty) and your mom can bring the wine!
Bisou, can you bring the pain au chocolate? YUM!
ONT: I said some French shit, so there.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
A lot of my boy fifth graders (I'm a teacher) have long hair too...it is adorable....they are little skaters....but it doesn't look girlie...there is a difference.
Know what I mean?
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
@ Mrs Kravitz: how many imaginary children have you got? They sound interesting. Do they have tea parties? Do you believe in corporal punishment? My mother wants grandchildren and I think invisible ones are what she's going to get.
@ Dawnie: yeah :( he was such a cutie, both as Humphries and as himself. But he lives on in my avie :D
@ Sensi: ooh no it was Mrs Slocombe remember? And then Captain Peacock was the skinny dude with the moustache who I think was a lady on the street but freak everywhere else
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
I like guys with long hair. I think the boy is old enough to say "Hey, I want a haircut". You know his mom would wipe his ass with her tongue if he asked. Who cares that a boy has long hair. It's actually becoming popular again - all the boys at my little brother's highschool have long hair nowadays.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by bisou on May 23, 2008 - 4:37pm.
But remember he's growing up around French kids so they are aware of male Renés and lady Renées, know what I mean?
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IN VEGAS?!?!?!? not bloody likely
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
DDD and Bijou...come on, bitches, you can't party with my mom and leave me out...lol
meet you on the lift....?
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Submitted by Karma Police on May 23, 2008 - 6:32pm.
But remember he's growing up around French kids so they are aware of male Renés and lady Renées, know what I mean? So I doubt he'd be teased...they'll just laugh at his stupid hair.
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
Sensimina...Mrs Peacock and her ever changing hairdo! Loves it
Hi BTW, nice to meet you, I'm Chickadee
:)
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Submitted by Madam Pince on May 23, 2008 - 4:35pm.
That child needs to wear shoes appropriate to his outfit, not tennis shoes.
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I think the tennis shoes with the prep school uniform look is HWAT!
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
@Bisou:
Oh no! I did not know that! RIP John Inman. :(
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
That child needs to wear shoes appropriate to his outfit, not tennis shoes.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."