He's Not Joking
Dating Terrence Howard's 14-year-old daughter is a dangerous game. Terrence recently admitted that he threatened to kill his daughter Aubry's boyfriend. He's totally not joking. T. Howard does not tell jokes.
Terry said, "She’s supposedly in love with some guy. I made her break up with him and I’ve threatened to kill him. I was like, you picked a green fruit from the tree that’s far from ripe." I would love to have seen the look on the boy's face after he said that. He probably thought, "I didn't fuck with his fruit trees!"
He's already warned Aubry that if she doesn't follow his rules, she'll be cut off. "I’ve set a lot of things aside for you, but those things are only yours as long as you’re obedient to me." That's exactly what you tell your daughter if you want her to be in rehab by 16 and knocked up by 17.
Terry thinks the dude might still be her boyfriend, so he's taking the next step into making sure their relationship ends. He said, "This summer I’ll take her off to another country where her phone won’t work, and he’ll start dating someone else."
Make sure to send plenty of baby wipes with her, Terry!
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well Pers, I had to find SOME way to make your post about me!
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08
PSL - of course you are counted among the letter recipiants! I hate that great and funny folk are leaving because of the fucking spam and loser trolls.
You guys help a lot of working shlubs get through their workday. :D
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 23, 2008 - 12:39pm.
though the ratio is slipping.
It is! But I'm glad you are still here! & I wish I had a MS so I could read M.H advice
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ok, so the man has some major hangups in the hygeine department. I ain't gonna date him, so it doesn't affect my existance. *shrugs*
He's actually being a real parent. **applauds** Hopefully more in that town will do the same.
well, thanks Pers! (ahem- I assume I am part of the group you are addressing?)
lol
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08
Yeah a lot of great D-listers have left its really sad.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
PSL - I wrote it myself! Because I'm a long time lurker here and an occasional postr, and I've noticed that the cool people are leaving due to the fucking spammers and trolls.
It's a lurve letter to yous! <3
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Good. at fourteen she should be thinking about being a kid and school. the boys will come later. the last thing we need again is another pregnant teen. LOCK HER UP TERRANCE!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
How did you get that letter Pers? Is that real?
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08
Submitted by Pers on May 23, 2008 - 4:46pm. WORD.
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A letter from the lurkers and occasional posters.
Don't go anywhere please. You are funny as shit, you fight hard and love harder. Ignore the spam and trolls. Just scroll on by. People come here to read your snarky responses to MK's posts. So, you may feel you're bitching in a vaccuum, but your funny shit is heard. We love you dlisted skanks!
Love, Occasional posters and lurkers. :D
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
That little girl better watch out. Pappa T. will give her ass a beat down singing "Whoop dat Trick" with every lick. She better dust off her Barbie Dolls and forget all about that boyfriend.
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xxyxz I think that was a temporary fix. I was kinda done with DL for a bit because of the trolling, but thanks to the wise words of MABEL HODGES and her advice column I decided to tough it out, there are more cool people on here than assholes, though the ratio is slipping.
OnT: at the end of the day he is still doing a better job at parenting than most other hollywood parents. The fact that I just now found out he has a daughter makes him better than most celebs on this blog.
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
Terrence Howard is the biggest cunt on earth. I fucking hate him. What a shit prick motherfucker he is.
If you can't speak normaly then shut your fucking mouth, you cunt.
this is the calm before the storm!! She is going to explode into a rebliouse mess any day now. Good job paving the road terry!
I thought that the trolls were gone when the unverified people couldn't post anymore
*picks okie's nose*
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XXy..Oh yeah, I love the open mouth kiss of th frenchies.. You good weekend too!! I's b calling you!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Actually, the daughter has it pretty good. He's going to take her to another country this summer if it doesn't work? My dad would have just beaten my ass and called it a day~
Xxyxz. Yeah, its stupid stuff that goes on here, but i just ignore it.. Everyone else should too. Its hard not to, but oh well. *shruggs* I just pick my nose and go on w/ my day!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
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Submitted by applehead on May 23, 2008 - 3:27pm.
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It's the mouf-breathing thing. Ugh.
Oh Gross! Don't get me started on that..mouf-breathers are the worst...yuck!
oklahoma...
Have a good week-end funny lady!
*french kiss*
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by applehead on May 23, 2008 - 3:27pm.
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It's the mouf-breathing thing. Ugh.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
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Before it rains anymore
Submitted by Lor on May 23, 2008 - 3:25pm.
the mindless twits that leave comments having nothing to do with the post, or worse use this blog to communicate with one another ARE FUCKING RETARDED AND ANNOYING.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
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Before it rains anymore
Submitted by M.E. on May 23, 2008 - 4:21pm.
Diddy has like 3875696879857293857 ho's.
Somehow he does, and he's UGLY! Money sure does talk...
Xxyxz. Cheers up Gal. We'll get thru it! *drinks Xx's back wash*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
you know what? this troll shit is sooooo beyond stupid
somebody wake me up when ther're gone
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Go Spurs!
Maybe he's using the $$ set aside logic on her because she is old enough to remember before he made it big?? Maybe things were tight before and she's living a better life now and he's playing into that...I don't think he's been around that long (in major movies anyway)
oklahoma
:) it went okay... I feeldepressed out the outcome though.
*takes swig of alkie*
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Go Spurs!
the mindless twits that leave comments having nothing to do with the post, or worse use this blog to communicate with one another ARE FUCKING RETARDED AND ANNOYING.
VLL, I think Diddy dates many women at a time. The women may not know about it, but he is not a man of commitment.
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Viva La Lohan on May 23, 2008 - 3:19pm
OnT: Bradi I actually think he's hot too, and as an actor he is pretty intense, but as a human being, he seems a little suspect.
*pops up over MONKEYPOX' shoulder*
OK, he isn't anymore weird than the rest of the nutjobs in HollyWeird.
But if I see him hanging out with Tommygirl, I'm gonna pour vinegar in his stash of baby wipes.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Xxyxz.. How did your Dr.s appt go.. hell being in an office all day long.. Hope you got your sexy on w/ said dr! good times!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Diddy has like 3875696879857293857 ho's.
PSL - I thought diddy was dating his baby momma, or that Cassady chick, or every one of those Danity Kane hoes!
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
Well, threatening to kill her BF is a bit harsh, but I do commend him on not letting his daughter become a whore at 14 years old.
oklahoma
nooooo. you can't leave!
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Go Spurs!
I just saw this:
She scored again!
Tracey Edmonds is dating Diddy, according to reports coming out of Cannes.
hahahahahhahahahahahaha
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08
And I totally use flushable wipes, can't using dry ass tissue. It does not clean your ass right!!!!!
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"No honey, I wasn't cheating on you, I just tripped and slipped right on his Dick!"
xxy you whore! My first full day here and you're nowhere to be found!
OnT: Bradi I actually think he's hot too, and as an actor he is pretty intense, but as a human being, he seems a little suspect.
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
Hey hooker! BB, don't run away. I still dig TH's crazy ass...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Hi, xxyxz.. I was just fixing to leave. I'm eating some Laffy Taffy. MMM!! *hands you chewed up piece*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Oh Terrence, a little over the top, but i'd still fuck u any day!!!!!
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"No honey, I wasn't cheating on you, I just tripped and slipped right on his Dick!"
Submitted by mojohughes on May 23, 2008 - 4:15pm.
I heard the story of the baby wipes when it was first revealed, and got very creeped out by it. There is something terribly OFF about this man. He may be doing the right thing by his daughter in this case, but he's still creepy.
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On Topic... He sounds like an insecure jerk
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Go Spurs!
*whispers* I think TH is hwat.
*runs away*
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
did anyone else read his article through the "baby wipes" link??
he sounds like a bit of a weirdo to me...
Heil Hitler!
Momus, he should rub their face in it, like you would a puppy in its poo...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Crap! I spelled my own name wrong.
ASK MABEL.........der.
Sorry, hooksters
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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 23, 2008 - 12:58pm.
True, but Dad could roll it up and whack those kids on nose when they act like naughty puppies. Or, to quote Craig Ferguson, naughty monkeys.
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