He's Not Joking
Dating Terrence Howard's 14-year-old daughter is a dangerous game. Terrence recently admitted that he threatened to kill his daughter Aubry's boyfriend. He's totally not joking. T. Howard does not tell jokes.
Terry said, "She’s supposedly in love with some guy. I made her break up with him and I’ve threatened to kill him. I was like, you picked a green fruit from the tree that’s far from ripe." I would love to have seen the look on the boy's face after he said that. He probably thought, "I didn't fuck with his fruit trees!"
He's already warned Aubry that if she doesn't follow his rules, she'll be cut off. "I’ve set a lot of things aside for you, but those things are only yours as long as you’re obedient to me." That's exactly what you tell your daughter if you want her to be in rehab by 16 and knocked up by 17.
Terry thinks the dude might still be her boyfriend, so he's taking the next step into making sure their relationship ends. He said, "This summer I’ll take her off to another country where her phone won’t work, and he’ll start dating someone else."
Make sure to send plenty of baby wipes with her, Terry!
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I used to have such a crush on him a few years back and then he opened his mouth.
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Submitted by mishma on May 23, 2008 - 5:36pm.
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WHATTEVA U UNEMPLOYED LUSH, MY KITTEHS SHOCKY EYES R ON U, DEY R IMING TOM AND REPORTING U, U BETTER BE AFRAID, NOW I MUST GO JACK SOMEONE'S ACCOUNT, I HAVE NO LYF, KK?
Yeah, this coming from the guy who probably screwed Paris. Yeah, way to teach them, Ter.
Best to just let her stay with mama.
Isn't it severely sick and wrong that he is holding "future sums of money and security" over her head?
That screams control freak.
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Submitted by mishma on May 23, 2008 - 2:29pm.
STOP STALKING MY CATS BITCHES
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I R STALKING UR KITTENS MISHY!!!!!
Whatever, Daddy Dearest. If the girl is smart she'll be on her best behaviour until the trust fund kicks in and then slut it up.
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Hmmm... it's nice that she looks her age and has a protective father. On the other hand, she needs to make sure she obeys him because she will need "all that he set aside for her" to pay for the extensive lifelong therapy she will need for being Terrence "Baby Wipe or We're Done" Howard's daughter.
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chastity belt handy? Aubrey'll elope and TH'll never see her again.sad.
she just need to go out and get the career that pays in the six figures when she's old enough, and she wont need daddys money anymore and he is left in the dust.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on May 23, 2008 - 3:19pm.
Yes, they are supposed have brains. But they also have rampaging hormones.
I don't how bid this boyfriend is but she rather little. Maybe Papa came down heavy-handed to the beau because he knows (from his own experiences?) that she might not be able to stop him once he got started. Date rape is a possibility.
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that slut paris hilton ran away with a random dude when she was this age and look at what a skank she is now...i see aubrey's future and it doesn't look too bright...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
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you are in the wrong thread...
come on over to the anal thread!
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daddy has some serious control issues !!!
dammmmmm
UGH. He's getting into some Papa Joe territory. yuck.
Why don't you just give her a promise ring and a booty call. Geesh.
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I am so late today, well all week, but...sounds reminiscent of these crazies locking up their daughters...
Too bad, I wanted to like him. He lost me at wipes (though I swear by them) and now he buried me with this BS.
Submitted by Hekki on May 23, 2008 - 5:55pm.
...But at least his daughter knows that she is precious to him, and that's worth something.
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What a fucked up way to show concern and affection!
How about talking to the damn kids? They're supposed to have BRAINS and everything.
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
Dude needs to just shut up and be pretty.
This kind of nazi parenting seems just as bad as the one Lohan and Britney got.
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
Submitted by Hekki on May 23, 2008 - 5:55pm.
...But at least his daughter knows that she is precious to him, and that's worth something.
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I agree
My dad used the same tactics when I was a teenager. I had my first date at my high school senior prom. Believe me, his speech and subtle hints of violence kept many a player away. At the time, I hated him. Now I understand where he was coming from. I still don't like his extreme measures, but at least I know he had my best interest at heart.
TH may be a bit over protective as a dad. Still, look at his daughter and then look at Ali Lohan.
He's doing what fathers are supposed to do.
Blohan, Shitney, and Parasite could have used a little T.Ho. growing up.
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Pretty girl! I think he's being heavy-handed, with the death threats and all. And it's pretty certain to backfire.
But at least his daughter knows that she is precious to him, and that's worth something.
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 23, 2008 - 2:47pm.
Very true. But in four more years, she's will release in pent-up wild-child and Daddy won't be able to stop her.
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From what I've heard of Terence, he's a controlling bastard, so I'm thinking he's an average father at best.
I'd like to think he's just being sarcastic, but on the upside, no young man will dare come within spitting distance of her now!
Eew. Did he do one of those daddy/daughter committment things too?
Dude threatened to kill his 14 YO daughter's boyfriend? Who is most likely 14 his own self?
Dude has issues.
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 23, 2008 - 2:39pm.
MRs. K my mom's dad died when she was 12 and she said it has affected almost every relationship with men she's had since
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Yeah, that's why I didn't get married until I was 42.
But it's all good...
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
he should also try to earn his childrens respect. Then they may try to be obedient (what an arrogant jackass) to him. No matter what you do, you can't force them to respect you.
MRs. K my mom's dad died when she was 12 and she said it has affected almost every relationship with men she's had since. sadness.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 23, 2008 - 4:36pm.
. Pretty much because she knew I thought boys had cooties.
At that age boys usually do have cooties. lol
Submitted by applejones on May 23, 2008 - 2:26pm.
I agree wholeheartedly with you about spammers and trolls.
However, if MK tried to block them then it would take too long to post our comments.
Personally, I think that we should let them post and then push the "report abuse" link.
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My dad passed away when I was 15 and my mother never said anything to me about dating at all. Pretty much because she knew I thought boys had cooties.
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
well i wasnt allowed to date at 14, or wear make up, or go out. well only during the day but my ass beter be back by 10pm the latest.. so well, i turned out ok and thankfully,because i had parents that cared, i didnt end up pregnant at 14...
Mrs. Kravitz and Green is Good: I, too, was not allowed to date until I became an adult.
However, I made up lost time between 18 and 22 when I got married. And, I'm still very happily married to the same man.
Therefore, I release my inner-snark here -- which probably explain why I have been married for a few decades.
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Threatening to kill the boyfriend is a bit extreme. But I do give him credit for trying to keep his daughter from becoming the next Paris Hilton. I think he just needs a better approach.
Pers- You hit the nail on the head with that one. I love reading the comments on here. I don't post too frequently, but when I see 600+ posts in one thread or these stupid ass stalkers/spammers I just want to call it a day. But I feel like they are some bright, witty, common sensical and hilariously snarky folks on these boards and that trumps the shit that comes with it.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on May 23, 2008 - 2:22pm.
At least he's an involved father. My parents wouldn't let me date til college (19). I turned out OK. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When I was 16, my father was...dead.
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
At least he's an involved father. My parents wouldn't let me date til college (19). I turned out OK.
*Twitch* Hang on, sluts. The voices are commanding me to get other glass of Kool-aide and NyQuil.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 23, 2008 - 1:16pm.
Submitted by xxyxz on May 23, 2008 - 2:14pm.
Hey darlin- I was thinking of you today...I drove downtown to drop something off for my Boss- 2 tickets to tonight Lakers/Spurs game.
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OMG!!! *pisses self* I would love to go to L.A and see the game! That is so cool. I hope they catch up tonight
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Off-topic - I'm serious, it's you skanks that got me through the last year. If I didn't have your funny-ass comments, I don't know what I would have done - it's been a hard year, but knowing that you guys are here to fucking shred celebutards means a lot. :D Sounds cheesy but it's true.
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I know XX, it was over before it began. :(
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Submitted by xxyxz on May 23, 2008 - 2:14pm.
Hey darlin- I was thinking of you today...I drove downtown to drop something off for my Boss- 2 tickets to tonight Lakers/Spurs game.
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I miss you on ms :(
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thats disgusting parenting! that kind of shit never works! She's going to be the most hardcore rebellious druggie, she will never call home, and she will hate you, it will all be YOUR fault, terrence.
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xxyxz - I kind of miss it during the day, and I am so caught up on work from my hiatus I have to make up little projects for myself. The infighting was actually worse for me than the trolls and spam. Fuck those guys, but when I see two intelligent and funny posters basically just calling each other names for 5 hours I am just UGH over it.
OnT: I wish my daddy would have locked my lil ass up, I was hoing waaaaaaay too young, now lookat me!
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Nice letter, Pers.
I hope it works it's magic! :)
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore