Friday, May 23rd 2008
Anal Sex With Cars
This is a continuation of this post about a dude who has had sex with 1,000 cars. The FIVE channel in the UK did a documentary on his story airing next Wednesday. Can't The CW buy the US rights to this shit? Must see.
In the above clip, Edward talks about what it's like having anal sex with cars. Um.... I'll never look at a car the same way again. He talks about exploding...greasing.... I can't. Honestly, the hat on his head is more offensive than the story about him bumper fucking an automobile.
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I have been told I could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. Is that the same kind of thing?
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
To each his own, but this is just stupid.
@Madam: AHahhaahahahaaaaa! And ew.
@Mike: It's an oil painting.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Mrs. K - not only do I get a delightful snack, sometimes I even get a little pocket change for a soda pop afterwards. Who here can say their lover fulfills their needs the way mine does???
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
Joey will admit to a 'chubbie' the first time he rode in a Rolls, but I remain just close friends with my 1998 Buick Regal (yes, the queen owns another queen).
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 23, 2008 - 3:18pm.
I didn't think color photos were that common back then?
I get pissed when somebody parks too close to my truck, let alone fucks it up the bumper.
He will be getting his ass kicked soon, word of advice dude, stay away from the Jersey shore this summer, haha.
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 23, 2008 - 12:16pm.
OnT: I have to confess guys... I am totally banging my couch. Oh man I slide up between those cushions and well.. I'll spare you the details but IT IS HOT!
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Did you find any Cheetos!? That's the best part about bangin' the couch...the snack afterwards.
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Dawnie,
If this guy parks his car in "Picnic Table Man"s driveway, we have an orgy on our hands.
Let Dekhyr Dragon ease you into the wonderful world of anal tailpiping. A how to of sorts follows:
http://www.textfiles.com/sex/sex-cars.faq
It’s funny, I just post this vid on my blog "millionaireloves. com" to share with my friends there, one of them ps it , so funny ,,go and check me out , my name is Tracy!!!!
Does Trojan make condoms for cars?
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Stock Broker is now Stock BrokerLINA.
@ Viva:
*puts down the Big Wheel I was fucking*
Why yes! It is me at the tender age of 4!
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
ahhaha parissucks,
Yeaaah... alright. For you. But we'll follow a don't ask/don't tell system upon return.
Viva,
If this dude alone has sullied a thousand cars, doesn't it make you think twice about buying used cars? Ugh.
Is it carsensual?
(shoots self in head)
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
DDD - is that you as a young slip of a girl at the beach in your avie?
OnT: I have to confess guys... I am totally banging my couch. Oh man I slide up between those cushions and well.. I'll spare you the details but IT IS HOT!
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
You KNOW the drive-in movie theater has his picture up as a wanted poster for car molestation.
If the tailpipe is the anus, is the gas input the throat?? That would make for verrrry tricky blowjobs.
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Don't sound very sanitary.
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this should not be legal
This is filed next to 'toilet-seat lady' in the credibility department. And yet, she was the real deal.
*tops off drink*
Crazy motherfuckers.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
so wait... I can't watch the vid.
Is it anal sex because he pokes the car in the exhaust pipe? Or is it anal because he backs his ass up onto the exhaust? Or maybe he's riding the gear shift. I saw this German porn once... well never mind that. I am just confused all around as to how one not only fucks ONE car, but ONE THOUSAND, and how can it be considered anal if he is the only one who has an anus???
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
I'm exposed to something new every day on dlisted.
MK, have a good weekend. I am done for a good couple of days now.
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i'm having such a hard time believing this shit. sex w/a car???
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Submitted by madam s. on May 23, 2008 - 12:10pm.
No Edward, you may not borrow my car.
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hey..can I? Evidently I am a fan of anal sex. I just found out.
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08
gross
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
No Edward, you may not borrow my car.