Friday, May 23rd 2008
Anal Sex With Cars
This is a continuation of this post about a dude who has had sex with 1,000 cars. The FIVE channel in the UK did a documentary on his story airing next Wednesday. Can't The CW buy the US rights to this shit? Must see.
In the above clip, Edward talks about what it's like having anal sex with cars. Um.... I'll never look at a car the same way again. He talks about exploding...greasing.... I can't. Honestly, the hat on his head is more offensive than the story about him bumper fucking an automobile.
Thanks Amy
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Did any of you guys check out the other videos from that user? OMG - check out the ones of him actually making the sexy times with the car! ~hahahaha I'll never look @ my car agin the same way...
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I'm a proud SP!
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Put this person in an asylum. Immediately.
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Hello, I'm the gate
What the frickin' hell.
he's a hot piece of messed up shit!!!!
PSL, roller blades get the weekdays...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
clarisse, Thanks, i will, but I'll have an extra hanky ready for the 'other' just in case, too.. teehee.. I likes dolls.. Just like this dude likes cars.. lol *removes one from plastic bag*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 23, 2008 - 1:05pm.
I fuck bicycles on the weekend...
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really? I pegged you more as a "Sk8ter Girl".....hahahaha
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08
That man is a die hard slut! I'll remember this heartwarming love story everytime I pass a Jiffy Lube.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
I fuck bicycles on the weekend...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
oklahoma,
It's a GREAT movie! Have a hankie handy (for blubbering like a 12year old girl, not sexy time)...I know, i know, it's labeled comedy and it's about a crazy guy who thinks a sex doll is his girlfriend, but trust me, have a tissue handy.
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
LOL Kizzy. I retired this tail pipe years ago..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by oklahoma on May 23, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Clarisse.
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To be on the safe side, don't go to a drive-in.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by zomay on May 23, 2008 - 3:53pm.
kizzy when ever anyone says "Hey you remember when you turned 21 and you got wasted that night we went to the club and blah blah blah and you hooked up with blah blah blah and yada yada yada."
All we have to say is "Who gives a shit, at least I don't rape cars."
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FOR REALS. Makes that whole bong-out-of-an-orange episode look TAME.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Clarisse. OMG I forgot about that movie.. I've been trying to download it. but never do.. We watched Indiana Jones last night. Pretty good.. I WILL watch Lars this weekend.. Thanks!!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Y'know, I used to say cars with smoke coming out of their tailpipes were spraying for mosquitoes. Now I understand, those poor cars were just trying to defend themselves.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Otter Pop on May 23, 2008 - 3:30pm.
Why can't we have documentaries like that in the U.S.? Instead we're stuck with stupid shows like Jon and Kate Plus 8.
LOL! I love that show. The babies are so cute! Anyway, I'd defn watch the car guy documentary. I'm thoroughly creeped out as well as intrigued by this person.
kizzy when ever anyone says "Hey you remember when you turned 21 and you got wasted that night we went to the club and blah blah blah and you hooked up with blah blah blah and yada yada yada."
All we have to say is "Who gives a shit, at least I don't rape cars."
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RigaToni
Off topic (that gawd!)
Speaking of imaginary GF....
I finally got to watch "Lars and The Real Girl"...
Must See D-Listers!!!!!
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Submitted by zomay on May 23, 2008 - 3:43pm.
Too damn right!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
OK I found this in that how-to file:
"Now that the tailpipe is clean, you are ready to pleasure and be
pleasured by the car.
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I'm sorry, what? Pleasure the car? As in the car enjoys you raping its tailpipe? Um, ok this is where it goes from sex toy to crazy imaginary girlfriend.
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"The 'Like, Whoah' emphasizes the taxing of the ass" -- Urbandictionary.com inspired by comingback
I'm watching this prog on Wednesday, hope he porks a ferrari!
justjane... I can't help but think the not having a say aspect is just one of the many reasons he prefers cars.
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 23, 2008 - 2:35pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on May 23, 2008 - 2:34pm.
Make sure the car has cooled down first, it really hurts....so someone told me!
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For the ladies:
Same goes for curling irons. I heard.
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Curling irons are long, but Straightening irons be packing... it's an urban legend I guess.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I don't get it.
Why does Paris Sucks Literally have a troll? Weird.
How does this guy fuck a car? Weird.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Well there is one good thing about this horz. Anything you have done in your past that you are not so proud of is somehow not so bad now.
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she's still here,s o I can't thank the Moderator just yet. Had to edit, so sorry to bring it up again.
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08
How many "No's" did this guy hear before he started turning to vehicular sex?
And what about the poor car??? Not like they have any say in this.
Submitted by Clarisse on May 23, 2008 - 12:38pm.
Thanks...I think.
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Mrs. K,
Details aaaaaplenty!!!
Submitted by deepthroat on May 23, 2008 - 3:19pm.
Let Dekhyr Dragon ease you into the wonderful world of anal tailpiping. A how to of sorts follows:
http://www.textfiles.com/sex/sex-cars.faq
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Submitted by El Bastardo on May 23, 2008 - 2:34pm.
Make sure the car has cooled down first, it really hurts....so someone told me!
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For the ladies:
Same goes for curling irons. I heard.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
I still want to know the mechanics of having sex with cars.
I want details.
Lurid vivid graphic details.
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Oh seriously slutz...i have lost all faith in humanity.
There is actually "techniques" to sexy car time!!!!!
"You now have several options for fcking your car. One major one
is from behind. If the car is automatic shift, then put the car in Park
and remove the emergency brake. This will enable the car to rock back and
forth to your thrusts. If the car is manual transmission, chock the wheels
well, remove the emergency brake, and put the car into gear -- the higher
the gear, the more play the car has. This will also enable the car to
rock. Kneel behind the car. Now thrust in.
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Make sure the car has cooled down first, it really hurts....so someone told me!
Submitted by Clarisse on May 23, 2008 - 3:25pm.
Well, having never had a peen i cannot say for certain, but don't you want to...uh...touch the sides? Uh...
I mean, sticking your junk in an exhaust pipe, to quote Stewie Griffin, would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
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Those cars with big tailpipes are just whores, give him a sexy Lexus, like the one he was lusting after in the video, he just grabs the Quaker State and goes wild!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by madam s. on May 23, 2008 - 3:30pm.
Now we know why Stephen King's "Christine" was so angry. She had been violated one too many times.
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Oh that creepy owner of Christine Definitely had sex w/ that car.. He was a cardophile..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
DDD - finders keepers now. He's ALL mine, and that includes any assets he may have.
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
@Okie:
Two words: Tetanus Shot.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
@Viva: ♥
Give my best to the couch, and if you find my Swatch watch from 1984, I want that back.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Why can't we have documentaries like that in the U.S.? Instead we're stuck with stupid shows like Jon and Kate Plus 8.
Now we know why Stephen King's "Christine" was so angry. She had been violated one too many times.
I had sex with my couch when i was a kid!!! I even used protection..plastic wrap and cocoa butter and i didn't have to buy it dinner or take it to the fucking movies!!
seriously! I understand dildos, plastic pussies, foot fetishes, and all kinds of other tactile sexual kinks, who am I to judge? But come on, A CAR???
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
Submitted by PSLsucksLiterally on May 23, 2008 - 8:27pm.
i have been banned all your hard work is rewarded
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And yet you continue to post.
On Topic - EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Submitted by Clarisse on May 23, 2008 - 3:25pm.
I mean, sticking your junk in an exhaust pipe, to quote Stewie Griffin, would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
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Also, that would give you what I call "rusty dick", and that's no good! And cut your shit!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
LOL madam!
You know this freak has violated cars against their will.
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
Submitted by Stock Brokerlina on May 23, 2008 - 12:18pm.
Does Trojan make condoms for cars?
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I think they are called Trojan "Mustangs".
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08
i hope i have made my mark here my goal was to make psl see her ways and now she has
we dont care when you go to luch
or when you go to work
i have been banned all your hard work is rewarded
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08
DDD: I think I just fell a little more in love with you
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 23, 2008 - 12:23pm.
That couch is a catch.
Do not let it get away!
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Well, having never had a peen i cannot say for certain, but don't you want to...uh...touch the sides? Uh...
I mean, sticking your junk in an exhaust pipe, to quote Stewie Griffin, would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."