Friday, May 23rd 2008
Anal Sex With Cars
This is a continuation of this post about a dude who has had sex with 1,000 cars. The FIVE channel in the UK did a documentary on his story airing next Wednesday. Can't The CW buy the US rights to this shit? Must see.
In the above clip, Edward talks about what it's like having anal sex with cars. Um.... I'll never look at a car the same way again. He talks about exploding...greasing.... I can't. Honestly, the hat on his head is more offensive than the story about him bumper fucking an automobile.
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Submitted by Clarisse on May 23, 2008 - 5:45pm.
Kizzy!
I told him while i was up there i'd check his prostate too...he didn't think it was as funny as i did...
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And you're doing HIM a favor!! How ungrateful... LMAO
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
well, as long as he's not fucking my car, maybe a little 'o that ain't so bad, once in awhile... ;)
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
I don't suppose they say to you gals "Give me a little Sugar???" because the back door is sooooo not Sugar Town.
And not that I am "Cave of the Winds" but it doesn't hurt Joey.......
I think fucking an Oldsmobile 98 would be akin to fucking your Great Aunt Margie.......ewwwww
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by Newportjoey on May 23, 2008 - 5:41pm.
Every boyfriend I have ever had always asked. And a couple of "tags" tried to get 'slippy' and 'accidentally' go there. Accident, hell, pay attention!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Newportjoey, I would have to vote no on the butt sex. I have an area for things to go into, and it's not my ass. Luckily hubby has never requested to explore that other region, and wants nothing to do with me sticking anything in him, either.
Yes, boring man/woman sex. That's Mr. Vixen and me.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Personally, I love the old "Oops" maneuver.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
I have had anal before.. It's no big deal.
It hurts at first... then it's over because they bust so quick
TMI ... I know
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Go Spurs!
Newport Joey...you made me laugh....
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Kizzy....My love for vanilla may have been tainted forever...
And the reporter guy voiceover, " oh you left a hair"...EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
This is hysterical
Did you ever see the BBC show on sexdoll love?
Some lonely boys out there :(
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Kizzy!
I told him while i was up there i'd check his prostate too...he didn't think it was as funny as i did...
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
OMG Joey, they are always trying to get the nono spot. I think they think it's where sandwiches come from.
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
"Baby, You Can Drive My Car." Or fuck it. Whichever.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Joey did not realize you natural ladies have been solicited for poop shoot sex from your boyfriends. If I so say so myself, (and I do) I am detecting more than a little interest in boderline homoness.....I do like the "You First!" comment however.
If he fucks a Subaru Forester is he banging a dyke? Everyone knows the Forester is a lesbian car.......
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by chickadee on May 23, 2008 - 5:39pm.
Yeah. I know what you mean. I saw it, Clarisse did too. We were trying to warn others. I wish I could unsee that.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
oh hell no!
Good Morning, Vanilla!
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Submitted by Kizzy on May 23, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Submitted by xxyxz on May 23, 2008 - 5:21pm.
Thanks doll ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Guess we need to stock up on the troll repellant, as well as the eye bleach!
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ignore...ignore...ignore
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Go Spurs!
ZOMG:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_KrJObpgWM&feature=related
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Submitted by Clarisse on May 23, 2008 - 5:21pm.
Flashlight!! BRILLIANT!! **smacks forehead Why didn't I think of that!! That is GENIUS!!
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Submitted by xxyxz on May 23, 2008 - 5:21pm.
Thanks doll ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Guess we need to stock up on the troll repellant, as well as the eye bleach!
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 23, 2008 - 5:24pm.
can't stop laffin
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 23, 2008 - 5:25pm.
Then I say forget it, let's just do it the normal way and climb into the swing.
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BWWAAAHAAAHAAHAHAHA!!! ROFLMAO
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Clarisse on May 23, 2008 - 5:19pm.
DDD and Kizzy,
Izzard is just too cool. I saw 2 of his shows on BBCAmerica, and died laughing. He's soooo hilarious, and smart, and I am a bit of a history buff, so his takes on things cracks me up. Tea & cake or death! Tea & cake or death! Little Red Cook Book!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy, if it meant that I would never have to do it again, I think I would be able to look the other way on that one!
And I have tried the lemme do you first tactic and he says sure, as long as you promise to let me do it after. Then I say forget it, let's just do it the normal way and climb into the swing.
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
ahahaahahahaaaaa
I have this friend and he was having a fuckbuddy thing with his boss for a awhile and he always had been kind of an know-it-all-ass. He was, I guess not treating her very nice and one afternoon they were in bed and she rammed a vibrator up his ass, totally catching him off guard.
I am not sure if it's funnier that she did it, or that he had no issue sharing the story with me.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
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well DDD, I wouldn't say no if I had never tried it, I will try just about ANYTHING, but it was just not to my liking. Mostly bc of the pain and the gottagotothebathroom sensation for the next day or so. Every now and then I say yes, but there is usually lots of alcohol involved!
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
Kizzy♥
I got mad reading the threads today! Fuck the trolls
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Go Spurs!
Viva LL,
When my ex brought it up, i said when he lets me stick a flash light up his ass, he can have anal...he never brought it up again.
Exit only thank you very much.
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 23, 2008 - 5:15pm.
Pers - it usually starts with a look, then a "hey baby you know what I was thinking would be fun" and then I give him a not on your life glare, then the dance begins
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That's when you whip out your favorite toy and say, "OK!! You first!!" and turn it on.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
DDD and Kizzy,
Yeah, i am completely geeked! Eddie Izzard has been my favorite for about 15 years now (gawd i'm old!) but he doesn't play pot-hole towns in NE Ohio tooooo terribly often, so when these tickets went on sale, i wet myself (in the good way)!
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
BAHAHAHAHA!
This man has obviously never had a sexual experience with another human being!! A car's exhaust pipe could never compare to fucking a real live person! Get a life MORON!
@Viva:
Do you ever give in on speshul occasions? Just wondering.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
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Before it rains anymore
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 23, 2008 - 5:06pm.
I don't know, doll, you may not want to go there. Well, you could try it, but if he doesn't go for it, be relieved. I mean, how would it look, the next time you go to make a quick trip to the store, and you catch him giving the car a lil' extra attention?
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Pers - it usually starts with a look, then a "hey baby you know what I was thinking would be fun" and then I give him a not on your life glare, then the dance begins
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
Submitted by dustbunny on May 23, 2008 - 5:11pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on May 23, 2008 - 4:09pm.
DUSTBUNNY NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNO!!!!!
This is a Pandora's Box isn't it? Once opened...
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Trust me, dustbunny, trust me, BACK AWAY FROM THE PLAY BUTTON. You don't want to step out on that ledge, my friend.
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Submitted by Clarisse on May 23, 2008 - 5:04pm.
That is truly the most frightening aspect of it all. I have to echo another poster, I'll never look at a used car the same way again.
YAY!! You have to come tell me how Eddie Izzard is, luurves me some Izzard. And a very Happy Birthday to you!!
I can't get over the fact that he cheats on his car. Not only does he sex it, he cheats on it.
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@Clarisse:
I am a jellis h8ter. I ♥ Eddie.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
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Before it rains anymore
Submitted by Clarisse on May 23, 2008 - 4:09pm.
DUSTBUNNY NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNO!!!!!
This is a Pandora's Box isn't it? Once opened...
DUSTBUNNY NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNO!!!!!
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 23, 2008 - 4:06pm.
I wish I would have thought of this ages ago. The next time the bf starts doing his monthly gimme anal song and dance
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*very interested* how does that anal song and dance look and sound? It must be really really interesting. LOL, cheers~!
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Submitted by Kizzy on May 23, 2008 - 3:59pm.
Clarisse--completely spot on: I can never unsee nor unhear that.
EXACTLY the fear I have, I'm trying with all my might to not press play.
I wish I would have thought of this ages ago. The next time the bf starts doing his monthly gimme anal song and dance I can just send his ass into the garage with our brand new car. That's the same, right?
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
Kizzy,
I have completely lost my faith in humanity after learning of this guy...and knowing he ISN'T THE ONLY ONE!!!
The only thing keeping me from slitting my wrist right now is that i'm going to see Eddie Izzard tomorrow for my b-day!! Yea ME!!!!
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 23, 2008 - 4:57pm.
thanks Kizzy and EW!
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You're quite welcome. Please, for your sake, do NOT look at the other vids. MUCH more than you want to know. But yeah, it's real.
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Oh my fucking HELL to the NO!!!----He CHEATS on his car with other cars?!
Clarisse--completely spot on: I can never unsee nor unhear that.
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thanks Kizzy and EW!
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 23, 2008 - 4:46pm.
In the clip above, he says the tailpipe of the car is sort of like it's anus, so it's kind of like anal sex. He's driving, and I swear, LEERING at the Lexus in front of him. The way he's looking at it, eww.
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Oh God luscious_t!
I will never unsee that!!!!!!!
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
so he does stick his wang in the exhaust? That's not exactly "anal" now is it?
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
My car's afraid to park in the garage anymore.
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Does he seriously have sex with the cars and do they a clip of that?
I always thought guys must rub their cocks on their cars because they spend money on rims, boots, keeping it shiny all over, and chastise me when it's not clean on the inside, outside, coffee stains etc... Get crazy when I go for a car was every 3 months and go on, and on, and on about ohh this is not how you treat an 07, blah, blah. I'm like, dude it's not that serious?!?!