Friday, May 23rd 2008
Anal Sex With Cars
This is a continuation of this post about a dude who has had sex with 1,000 cars. The FIVE channel in the UK did a documentary on his story airing next Wednesday. Can't The CW buy the US rights to this shit? Must see.
In the above clip, Edward talks about what it's like having anal sex with cars. Um.... I'll never look at a car the same way again. He talks about exploding...greasing.... I can't. Honestly, the hat on his head is more offensive than the story about him bumper fucking an automobile.
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Mrs.K
The season will be over soon! The Spurs will take down the Lakers..Then Boston or the Pistons :p
Tim Duncan will get MVP (even though he doesn't deserve it this year) And I will die a happy slut!
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Go Spurs!
Sorry, whenever I see the words "Basketball" I think of Leonardo DiCaprio in Basketball Diaries and his fucked up messness in it.
xxyxz
Tim Duncan is ok...i mean, he's no LBJ but...
*ducks head and runs out of the room*
Just kidding. Tim Dunch is a fine baller, but i have mad love for LBJ.
Alright kids, i am Audi! (tee hee hee)
I have spent too much time in a thread titled "Anal Sex With Cars"
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
OMG xxyxz!!!!
Basketball season is not over yet?!?!?!?!
What
the
Fuck
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
What's duck sauce Mama K? Is it clever lingo for something common? I'm kinda slow today...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Monkey, getting sauces will loosen you up (mentally) but LUBE is KEY!!! LOTS OF LUBE!
And yeah. It's still hurts like a mofo.
I think it is a regular...with cats...and a myspace..and too much time on it's hands..
And I wish the IP would be banned
that is all
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 23, 2008 - 3:14pm.
MONKEY: Hell yeah, get sauced, bring PLENTY of lube and go sloooooooow.
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two words
Duck Sauce
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Sky - he probably whacks off while having the gear shifter up his ass.
Okay, get sauced. Coz we tried when we were sober, and he barely got the tip in before I screamed bloody murder. Then again, my bf is well hung, God Bless...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by chickadee on May 23, 2008 - 2:14pm
Love you too!
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Go Spurs!
xxyxz - banning it won't do anything. Just the name gets banned. Not the IP.
Kizzy: You have me laughing yet again
and: His favorite band: The CARS
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
HAHA M.E. Great minds...
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
one more thing and then I am out for the day:
I just showed my bf this and he said that not only does it have to be snug, it has to be WARM, and suggested the guy idle the car for a few minutes before her jumps in there.
Men are great.
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
Submitted by Clarisse on May 23, 2008 - 2:10pm.
xxyxz
Off topic...get one of your boys from San An to take out Kobe would ya???
We hhhhhhhates Kobe!!!!
LOL.... Anybody but Tim Duncan! I love me some Timmy..But bitch has been off this season.
LOL... I said I wanted Kobe hurt and somebody bitched at me!LOL. I only wanted a sprain or strain
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Go Spurs!
MONKEY: Hell yeah, get sauced, bring PLENTY of lube and go sloooooooow.
M.E. This guy looks like he's hung like a mouse. Maybe he bangs the AC outlet? How to get an angle on that though? Hmmm....
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Monkeypox - get sauced and make sure you have plenty of lube.
xxyxz...love YOU!Hate the troll.
But: GO LAKERS
Hey, what can I say, I'm an LA baby?!
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
@Chickadee-- Great poem!!
This guy has totally got Billy Ocean in my head, WRONG:
I'm romancin' the chrome,
Never leavin' your poor chrome alone...
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
What makes this really sad is auto hookers can be rented anywhere, anytime.
http://www.enterprise.com/car_rental/home.do
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M.E
*sigh* Other people have been banned for a lot less. This dickless bastard has been around on all the threads.
*waking up the MOD*
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Go Spurs!
So, I'm guessing this guy sticks his peen in the ingition??
WTF, how do you fuck a car?
Bwahahahaha Sky... true dat... I've never had butt sex coz I heard it hurts like a mutha... Do I need to get sauced before trying? Thoughts? Opinions?
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Kizzy,
And a FREE prostate exam!
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
xxyxz
Off topic...get one of your boys from San An to take out Kobe would ya???
We hhhhhhhates Kobe!!!!
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Sky♥
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
xxyxz - the troll has a hard on for PSL and whoever else crosses it's path.
Have a good weekend, xxyxz! *MUAH*
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Men are OBSESSED with the bungholio.
I don't get it.
Submitted by Clarisse on May 23, 2008 - 3:02pm.
Great Mrs. K,
Now i have Rick James stuck in my head!
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You just made my day, sugar!
Hold on now, this dance ain't 4 everybody, just the sexy people
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Submitted by chickadee on May 23, 2008 - 2:07pm.
And xxyxz...this Chickie is a fellow freak..so ignore that geek.
Like my poem?
Loves it!
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Go Spurs!
@Monkeypox-- I like to back that statement up with props that illustrate my point, but Clarisse has the winner: a flashlight.
p.s. nice right hook ;)
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
omg Kizzy , you are killing me here
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
***Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 23, 2008 - 5:03pm.
Ya know, the bf asks me for anal every now and then, but I always reply with a "Only if I can do it to you first"...which is a very good detterent. Beigebaby, go away before I email Tom @ myspace and have you banned from there as well.
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And I'll call the SPCA. I'm sure there is a limit on the number of cats someone on disability is allowed to have.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 23, 2008 - 2:02pm.
xxyxz: It's not PSL, it's a boring troll. Ignore it. *yawn*
I remember a troll doing the same thing to somebody else.
*raises chola eyebrow*
whatthefuckever! Have a great 3-day week-end all
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Go Spurs!
And xxyxz...this Chickie is a fellow freak..so ignore that geek.
Like my poem?
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Submitted by PSLsucksLiterally on May 23, 2008 - 10:57pm.
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I thought you were banned? REPORTED YET AGAIN.
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Submitted by luscious_t on May 23, 2008 - 6:02pm.
She had that come-hither look in her headlights?
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
you have been reported asshat.
On Topic.. this thread is why I love my Dlisted sluts!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
Ya know, the bf asks me for anal every now and then, but I always reply with a "Only if I can do it to you first"...which is a very good detterent. Beigebaby, go away before I email Tom @ myspace and have you banned from there as well.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by xxyxz on May 23, 2008 - 6:00pm.
What the fuck did I do? I just got here.
I'm outtta here
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Think of it as a true parasite, once dislodged from it's chosen host, it must reattach itself to another host as soon as possible, or it will perish.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
xxyxz
Ignore it. It will get bored if you ignore it, and it will go away.
Great Mrs. K,
Now i have Rick James stuck in my head!
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Submitted by Kizzy on May 23, 2008 - 4:12pm.
I can't get over the fact that he cheats on his car. Not only does he sex it, he cheats on it.
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Oh please - that Chevy is an American tart. How do you expect him to resist her snow white paint job and fully developed frame? She flaunts herself - flaunts it!
lol
No, seriously, you folks MUST watch the other vids. I feel like such a sexually healthy gal right now! I'd like to see Edward and that guy that banged his patio table get together. What a party they could have~
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I'm a proud SP!
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
xxyxz: It's not PSL, it's a boring troll. Ignore it. *yawn*
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Submitted by Clarisse on May 23, 2008 - 1:59pm.
xxyxz
I'm a pretty open minded gal, but once was enough with that particular experience!
LOL. I don't blame you! It's not a favorite of mine, Just special occasions..Like tequila Tuesday
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Go Spurs!
I had a *very* kinky boyfriend for a while.
The kind you don't bring home to mother.
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 23, 2008 - 5:44pm.
OMG Joey, they are always trying to get the nono spot. I think they think it's where sandwiches come from.
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ITA---cryin' laffin' That is IT.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
What the fuck did I do? I just got here.
I'm outtta here
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
xxyxz
I'm a pretty open minded gal, but once was enough with that particular experience!
Kizzy,
I KNOW! That's why he's my ex!
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."