Friday, May 23rd 2008
Anal Sex With Cars
This is a continuation of this post about a dude who has had sex with 1,000 cars. The FIVE channel in the UK did a documentary on his story airing next Wednesday. Can't The CW buy the US rights to this shit? Must see.
In the above clip, Edward talks about what it's like having anal sex with cars. Um.... I'll never look at a car the same way again. He talks about exploding...greasing.... I can't. Honestly, the hat on his head is more offensive than the story about him bumper fucking an automobile.
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Submitted by carlk223 on May 23, 2008 - 9:23pm.
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
....you mean you saw his ass on CarMax...
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yeah, I said it! what?
I wonder if he thinks of Transformers as a porn movie and jacks off to it?
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Tick "None comprehended."
zzzzz, my neighbor's horny beagle humps his trucks wheel's nightly, I'm sure with much more rhythm and gusto than this cracker.
Mani..Thanks for the heads up! I always knew you had the most level head around here. It's such a relief to not have to worry when he's out in the garage every night telling me he's just polishing his knobs. *MuaH*
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Honestly, The tailpipe has never had more meaning...
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Submitted by EvilShoe on May 23, 2008 - 4:59pm.
This is much more disturbing then the picnic table fucker.
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Did you ever think that sentence would come out of your mouth?
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Submitted by NitWitty on May 23, 2008 - 8:19pm.
I wouldn't worry about too much, unles he refers to it as a SHAGAUR... YAH BABY!
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Where's Mabel when you need her? My son said he loved his car when we gave it to him last Christmas. I wonder if I should be concerned?
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This is much more disturbing then the picnic table fucker. I watched the video and he was all kinds of creepy.
I wonder if he's going to buy his & hers KY for the cars. lol
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@ Mrs. Kravitz: Actually, I see that Manimal5 already did. Oops. Well it's apt because isn't autoerotic something like being turned on independently? Without the aid of another person? This guy fits the bill.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 23, 2008 - 6:28pm.
Hey vany!
Yeah, I've heard of this sort of thing before. So basically, the horse fucked him in the ass, and gave it to him a little too hard. Hey, be careful what you wish for!
Can you imagine being to poor cop who has to go inform his next of kin? Or being his next pf kin, for that matter. How would you explain THAT to the neighbors?
SKYBITCH! MUAH!
Mr. Hands had a wife and a child, although he was separated, his child had come in that same weekend to visit with his dad and dad said he had plans for the night when this happened. They never said the name of the individual on the movie to protect his family, but with a simple internet search it is easily discoverable. Mom and child live somewhere in the midwest, if I recall, and hopefully for them they changed their names. I can not even phantom the shock and pain of this. At least the carlover appears to have no wife or child....
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Submitted by ExoticPittsburgh on May 23, 2008 - 4:39pm.
Gives new meaning to auto-erotic.
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Now why didn't I think of that?!?!?!?!
LOL
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Gives new meaning to auto-erotic.
@Mrs.Kravitz--*********spraying air freshener
Yeah, I can smell your "delicacy" from here!!
Glad I missed that movie. He makes car-fucker look quaint.
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Hey vany!
Yeah, I've heard of this sort of thing before. So basically, the horse fucked him in the ass, and gave it to him a little too hard. Hey, be careful what you wish for!
Can you imagine being to poor cop who has to go inform his next of kin? Or being his next pf kin, for that matter. How would you explain THAT to the neighbors?
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on May 23, 2008 - 7:23pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 23, 2008 - 6:15pm.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 23, 2008 - 7:05pm.
Thank you, vany, I feel better now. Bastard got exactly what he deserved. But chickens??
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Submitted by name_optional on May 23, 2008 - 7:20pm.
Either watch the video, or scroll down to where we talk about what he does in it and others, homeboy is serious.
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Submitted by Kizzy on May 23, 2008 - 6:15pm.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 23, 2008 - 7:05pm.
Actually, if it is the same story as the movie Zoo, the men do not give, they receive. He died because his intended ripped his insides. There is a group of men in Washington that take these horses on dates and then receive their love (they do not give it). Ok now that I feel sick I got to run. ____________________________________________
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on May 23, 2008 - 4:19pm.
Yup, same crazy fucker! I forgot all about that movie.
No way would I see it.
I am squeamish, a delicate flower.
Ooops, I just farted.
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
this is completely fabricated nonsense.
I'm not buying in for a second.
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I nominate car-fucker guy for HSOTD. He certainly has nothing else going for him.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 23, 2008 - 5:49pm.
Hi Mrs. Kravitz, this is what the movie Zoo was about, this same story (unless it happened twice, I would research it but am afraid of what I would find). The guy who the movie was based on was a Boeing executive who went by the name of Mr. Hands. I have still not forgiven my friends who invited me to that movie.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 23, 2008 - 6:05pm.
Not that I condone either activity, but there ARE levels of wrongness.
Raping a car is one thing. As long as it's not MY car, hey, go on with your bad self.
Raping an animal? That is about the lowest of lows, second to children.
Hi Skybitch! You are right about that. The reason why I brought this movie up is because they also had a group who would meet together with their intended(s) and were crazy enough to take the objects of their affections on dates and thought they did nothing wrong. Seems like the same thing here.
I am sure this fool probably did not recognize that his little story was not only going to receive attention in the UK but here....I feel aweful for his family.
One time with a picnic table, your family can forgive, "anal" sex with hundreds of cars and helicopters? Britney at her worse was sane in comparison.
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that's so problematic.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 23, 2008 - 7:05pm.
Since it said he died of injuries sustained while raping the horse, I hope the horse actively got revenge rather than that fool being stupid enough to kill himself doing it.
makes this car-fucker look like a nice guy...
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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 23, 2008 - 7:05pm.
He's such a whore, he cheats on his car with other cars. The Chevy tart was too much for this ho to resist, he cheated on his LuvBug.
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Not that I condone either activity, but there ARE levels of wrongness.
Raping a car is one thing. As long as it's not MY car, hey, go on with your bad self.
Raping an animal? That is about the lowest of lows, second to children.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Is this what they call autoerotica?
Does he keep the motor running?
I wonder if he likes those hot Italian cars best?
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Submitted by Kizzy on May 23, 2008 - 3:55pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 23, 2008 - 6:49pm.
Oh so disturbing...on so many levels. I don't know where to start...
Right, I KNOW!!!!
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 23, 2008 - 6:49pm.
Oh so disturbing...on so many levels. I don't know where to start...
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OK, I know you are dying for more details, so here ya go...
Investigators first learned of the farm after the man died at Enumclaw Community Hospital July 2. The county Medical Examiner's Office ruled that the death was accidental and the result of having sex with a horse.
A surveillance camera picked up the license plate of the car that dropped the man off at the hospital, which led detectives to the farm and other people involved, said sheriff's Sgt. John Urquhart.
Deputies don't believe a crime occurred because bestiality is not illegal in Washington state and the horse was uninjured, said Urquhart.
But because investigators found chickens, goats and sheep on the property, they are looking into whether animal cruelty — which is a crime — was committed by having sex with these smaller, weaker animals, he said.
The farm was talked about in Internet chat rooms as a destination for people looking to have sex with livestock, he said.
"A significant number of people, we believe, have likely visited this farm," said Urquhart.
The Humane Society of the United States intends to use the case during the next state legislative session as an example of why sex with animals should be outlawed in Washington, said Bob Reder, a Humane Society regional director in Seattle.
"This and a few other cases that we have will allow us a platform to talk about sex abuse of animals," Reder said.
Thirty-three states ban sex with animals, he said.
Susan Michaels, co-founder of local animal-rights organization Pasado's Safe Haven, said she has been fighting to have bestiality made illegal. "It's animal cruelty behind closed doors," Michaels said.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on May 23, 2008 - 3:44pm.
People from the good state of washington must be proud -- first the movie Zoo and now this. There has to be something in the water.
Don't forget about this...
King County sheriff's detectives are investigating the owners of an Enumclaw-area farm after a Seattle man died from injuries sustained while having sex with a horse boarded on the property.
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Hey, I'll be right back, guys. I just need to um...run out to my car for something.
*dashes away with a can of WD-40 in hand*
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Submitted by luscious_t on May 23, 2008 - 6:41pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 23, 2008 - 5:04pm.
Submitted by luscious_t on May 23, 2008 - 6:02pm.
and I think she honked because she was horny
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ROFL--You were right, she is SUCH a tart!!
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People from the good state of washington must be proud -- first the movie Zoo and now this. There has to be something in the water.
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 23, 2008 - 6:38pm.
I keep mine pre-greased...emergencies happen PEOPLE
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Yeah, good idea. Do you prefer Valvoline or Quaker State? I find the Valvoline to be a trifle too thin, and must re-apply often. But Armor-All will do for a mid-week quickie.
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Submitted by Kizzy on May 23, 2008 - 5:04pm.
Submitted by luscious_t on May 23, 2008 - 6:02pm.
She had that come-hither look in her headlights?
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and I think she honked because she was horny
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***Submitted by Kizzy on May 23, 2008 - 5:35pm.***
That rear-view mirror was just so cute. I couldn't help myself! haha
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Submitted by SkyBitch on May 23, 2008 - 6:31pm.
It's the bumpers, for me, they're so big and strong and safe and cuddly...
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***Submitted by Kizzy on May 23, 2008 - 5:28pm.
This guy was totally making out with the fender,
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Damn, I feel so stupid. I've been making out with the rear-view mirror this whole time.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
you know what?...i just can't...
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Submitted by M.E. on May 23, 2008 - 6:11pm.
So, I'm guessing this guy sticks his peen in the ingition??
WTF, how do you fuck a car?
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This guy was totally making out with the fender, I mean soul-kissing it, hugging with one hand, and you know what he was doing with the other.
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Sky - I'm sure he put all SORTS of car parts up his ass!
MonkeyPox
I just thought that Duck Sauce might make a tasty lube, that's all.
Make your own, don't used store bought.
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Submitted by Clarisse on May 23, 2008 - 6:20pm.
'Audi'--grills, I mean brills. LMAO Have a good weekend and a very Happy Birthday tomorrow. Give Eddie my love!!
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I don't understand why they don't ban IPs here. Without doing that, what's the point? They just get irritated and come back under another name. Pointless.
M.E. Maybe he likes putting the windshield wiper up his ass. Auto-lubing and action.
Bye VLL! I heart you!
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Submitted by Clarisse on May 23, 2008 - 6:11pm.
Kizzy,
And a FREE prostate exam!
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Yep, that's right, free exam with the flashlight. It's that extra touch, that means so much.
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Sure they look all cool and classy, but you know those uptight Luxury Sedans are the biggest sluts of them all.
Hi sluts! Happy holiday weekend to y'all! ♥♥
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