Friday, May 23rd 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

Cougar chichis!! - Egotastic!

The Jonas Brothers are the new Village People - Just Jared

Kim Kardashian sucks it in for Ralph Magazine - Hollywood Tuna

Asshole and Pete's fuglymoon - Popsugar

Uma Thurman's flat ass is at the beach (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

A tour of Tila Tequila's tattoos. Bring protection - Cityrag

Bethany Hamilton's one-armed lip gloss - Jezebel

Sheryl Crow goes to congress - A Socialite's Life

ICYMI: The chick Shania's husband dumped her ass for - IDLYITW

A close-up of Paula Abdul's cleavage. Just because - Hollywood Rag

P.S. - Thanks to Entertainment Weekly for mentioning Dlisted in this week's issue.

P.P.S. - Thanks to Logo for naming Dlisted the "Totally Most Raddest Sickest Blog Ever" at their NewNowNext Awards. Dlisted is also up for the audience award in the same category. Click here to vote if you give a half shit.

Posted by: Michael K


MONKEYPOX's picture

Whoa Aphid... what's with the hostility towards PSL? Hope there's a juicy story behind it...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

rotten_egg's picture

Asshole Simpson trully has a really unfortunate body type. I usually like her fashion sense and her hair, but her bikini pitcures make me gag. Her body is so shapeless..

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Aphid's picture

Submitted by PSLsucksLiterally on May 23, 2008 - 9:52am.
I'm off for a nice binge and purge.
then a run to work off the cum milkshake I had for brunch

toodles
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A run? Off a tall cliff I hope.
Don't forget to bathe your stinky self after your run....with a plugged-in toaster.

oklahoma's picture

*waving @ MonkeyPox*

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

MONKEYPOX's picture

Stoney, allow me to join you in your disdain of Drunken Stepfather. That guy is not funny, and a misogynistic prick.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

joanne's picture

You got my vote if I did it right. Good luck, most honest and most rad is more like it.

MONKEYPOX's picture

And Asslee and Pete look like little kids... seriously, emo babies marrying and having emo babies...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

Stoney's picture

Nice. Another drunken stepfather link I won't be clicking on.

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA

MONKEYPOX's picture

I voted like 5 billion times!

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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

M.E.'s picture

okie - my hub would have to endure the wrath of his 3 sisters and his mother and father should he ever cheat.

Needless to say, as the baby in the family, he's scared shitless of all that estrogen!

rebamae's picture

When are people going to get tired of Asshole and Weasel? Seriously, who cares about these no-talents? I'm just waiting for the day when there's a story about them vanishing from the face of the earth.

I love celeb gossip but this is the worst! Who cares if she's pregnant? They must be paying people to care. These two are neck and neck with Spencer and Heidi in the race to be the most annoying couple ever. At least Heidi and Spencer have been low-key lately.

Sorry I'm ranting about people I don't like but I can't stand to look at her ugly mug since her disgraceful performance on SNL. SNL can share in the blame for that one too...I could have told you back then that she was talentless. For Christ Sake's, SNL, up your standards!

Anyway, I would be happy if I never have to see their ugly chins again.

Wow...I'm being so bitchy! I DO love dlisted so don't hate me.

Tootles...

oklahoma's picture

Sharon's hair is always soo weird!!
I can't really go into any of the other links. Shucks!

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Rishkin's picture

Voted for ya MK

I still don't who The Jonas Brothers are.

Must be cause I'm an old hag, haha!

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

That's Sharon Stone?

The Jonas Bros....not even if I was 15 again.

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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

The Peanut Queen's picture

I went above and beyond and gave a WHOLE shit! ;)

Voted for you, sweetie! ;)
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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Cast My Vote For You MK!!!
I give a Whole Shit and a half.

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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

oklahoma's picture

M.E.. Yes cheaters do suck.. Is that what happened w/ Shania? My hub would be too scared to cheat on me. I carry a bat and a knife in my sock! tube sock that is..

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

M.E.'s picture

Did Shania get a boob job?

Cheaters suck.

oklahoma's picture

Miley Pal: Vanity Fair Controversy "Hurt Her Inside"
Sometimes the negative press gets to be too much for Miley Cyrus says a...
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I know this was in the Morning post, But look at this shit, And she has more of those obscene pictures up.. And she's saying she doesn't like negative press. pffff..

tee hee

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

She is very hot !!!!
I was surprised to see her nice profile on a celeb dating site with hot pics and videos. It seems called " "millionaireloves. com"".what is she looking for there just curious !!

parissucksliterally's picture

It is a shame Kim is such a gross piece of crap. She really is very pretty.

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"But it's going to be a lot of fun and a these people will get to have a fun experience and I'm happy cause I feel like I've made friends with some of these people already."
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Aphid's picture

I give more than half a shit, MK. I fucking LOVE YOU!

chefcammi's picture

haha- you can see the top of Abdul's Spanx.

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"We'll dance in the garden in torn sheets in the rain"

M.E.'s picture

Sharon does have a hot fucking bod.

oklahoma's picture

Tila is really old! I'm gonna go look her up! *opens crypt keeper age book*

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Stoney's picture

I just voted for your bitch ass, now shut up.

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA

M.E.'s picture

You's got my Vote MK! WOOT!