Afternoon Crumbs
Cougar chichis!! - Egotastic!
The Jonas Brothers are the new Village People - Just Jared
Kim Kardashian sucks it in for Ralph Magazine - Hollywood Tuna
Asshole and Pete's fuglymoon - Popsugar
Uma Thurman's flat ass is at the beach (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
A tour of Tila Tequila's tattoos. Bring protection - Cityrag
Bethany Hamilton's one-armed lip gloss - Jezebel
Sheryl Crow goes to congress - A Socialite's Life
ICYMI: The chick Shania's husband dumped her ass for - IDLYITW
A close-up of Paula Abdul's cleavage. Just because - Hollywood Rag
P.S. - Thanks to Entertainment Weekly for mentioning Dlisted in this week's issue.
P.P.S. - Thanks to Logo for naming Dlisted the "Totally Most Raddest Sickest Blog Ever" at their NewNowNext Awards. Dlisted is also up for the audience award in the same category. Click here to vote if you give a half shit.
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YOu know what's a really shitty excuse? Because I'm a guy... I have a dick and that somehow inhibits me from thinking. Not that women don't do the same, but seriously, hate that cop out...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Congrats on the win MK!
DONT NOT FEED THE TROLLS! JUST REPORT THE MOTHERFUCKERS!
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Submitted by oklahoma on May 23, 2008 - 2:08pm.
Kizzy. LOL. Some people miss that look in their eyes. I on the other hand, have it. Well in one of my eyes, that is!! I wear a patch over the other eye..
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I had wondered about the mini-merkins....
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Fuck you beige baby -you know nothing about my life.
Submitted by PSLsucksLiterally on May 23, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Who am I? I am someone who doesn't feel the need to harrass and troll a celebrity gossip website for kicks. Nice to meet you!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
VLL...TAKE your MS name off NOW. BeigeInfant will come find you and stalk you there.
I agree M.E.
Cyberstalking? Does it get any more pathetic?
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08
Guys - the reporting and all sin't going to do anything. Even if the mod "bans" this asshole, only the name is banned, not the IP. Hence how LA is back as HEART ANGELINA.
They'll just keep coming back under different names.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 23, 2008 - 2:29pm.
oh for fucks sake... what is the big deal with the Jonas Brothers? I've seen them. I've heard them. I just don't get it.
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Sort of like asking what the big deal with Beyonce is. No one gets it, yet she's still 'it'.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
ME
alcohol will only increase your paranoia
Submitted by PSLsucksLiterally on May 23, 2008 - 2:23pm.
thankyou for not putting you fug mug up anymore
people lie and say you are pretty. you know you arent
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And where's yours Donkey Kong?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by PSLsucksLiterally on May 23, 2008 - 10:23am.
Submitted by Aphid on May 23, 2008 - 2:02pm.
thankyou for not putting you fug mug up anymore
people lie and say you are pretty. you know you arent
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Well that confirms who it is. Yeah, I pretty much said so myself when this was established nights ago, shitwaffle. And weren't you going for a run? BTW, you're not pretty either so suck it.
BTW thanks for being my troll. I'm flattered, even if it is you.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 23, 2008 - 1:07pm.
I can't help it. I hate the fucker.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
The PSL's are confusing me, like the Olson twins, I can't tell them apart.
Bad PSL please leave..it's not cool or funny.
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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 23, 2008 - 2:27pm.
Holy shit! She does look like Sheila...that crazy wrinkly bitch. Seriously though, what is up with dudes with hot chicks cheating with fugs?
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Maybe Mutt woke up one day, realized what a tool he is and what an amazingly hot bitch his wife is, threw in the towel and admitted he'd never be good enough.
Cheating may have been the only way to save his dignity.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
I SMELL TROLL MEAT IN THESE THAR HILLS!!!
And litter box stench.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Well the trolling has increased. You know, it wasn't until I started posting on this blog, almost 2 years ago, that I realized how many truely, fucking INSANE people there are in this world. For real.
Stalking someone on a blog is batshit. I just don't get it.
Holy shit! She does look like Sheila...that crazy wrinkly bitch. Seriously though, what is up with dudes with hot chicks cheating with fugs?
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by PSLsucksLiterally on May 23, 2008 - 1:23pm.
Oh my god, get a life much?
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
MEOOOOW
Hey LOOK Aphid! You don't have to be jealous anymore! You can share the asshole with me!
woohoo!
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08
Submitted by PSLsucksLiterally on May 23, 2008 - 12:23pm.
Submitted by Aphid on May 23, 2008 - 2:02pm.
thankyou for not putting you fug mug up anymore
people lie and say you are pretty. you know you arent
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Your ass has been reported for trolling and harrassment. Have fun, crazy cat lady...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 23, 2008 - 2:23pm.
LCT, you know who shania's other woman look like? A washed up porn star + dog...
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+ Phys. Ed teacher + Big Brother's Sheila
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 23, 2008 - 2:20pm.
Maybe she was riding a thick cotton pony.
What is UP with all the trolls lately? Between them and the spammers, can't they all just eat a sweetened dick and get the fuck outta here?
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
LCT, you know who shania's other woman look like? A washed up porn star + dog...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
yes Monkey, it DOES suck (but not as much as I do apparently)
yes, just ask Sheeps...i'll tell him it's ok...I do NOT want Beigeinfant to know who I am....even tho my page is private- I am WAY too ugly and fat to show her who I am.....too humiliating.
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08
Congrats on the nods MK.
In other news:
a)Sharon Stone needs to stop trying to convince us she's a chick. We know she sports cock.
b)I feel bad for Shania. That chick's not even pretty. Looks like a man.
c)Thank God Uma's not wearing her Granny bikini.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Okie I can't wait to go out and dance to that song!!! Aphid, wouldn't be breakfast without a protein shake! LOL, but seriously, I bought protein powder. Best way to lose weight and build muscle.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by Aphid on May 23, 2008 - 2:16pm.
I guess it is an honor in a way, powerful enough to piss someone off so bad they make a jackass out of themselves. Love your avies.
Submitted by joanne on May 23, 2008 - 10:12am.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 23, 2008 - 2:09pm.
I never noticed there were two. That sucks, having your own troll.
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I'm very jealous, actually. I used to have one but they left.
I haven't had a "protein shake" in a long time....not complaining though....
LOL MonkeyPox.. Kissed a girl.. I like that song too, but didn't know if it'd be ok to listen to it, ya know?? But since you do. I will to. : )
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
PSL, I have protein shakes for breakfast too...lol
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
BTW, I just downloaded Katy Perry's song "I kissed a girl" and can't stop listening to it! Hot shit!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 23, 2008 - 2:09pm.
I never noticed there were two. That sucks, having your own troll.
LOL I tried add you, PSL, but I gots to know your name! That's okay, I'll just ask Sheeps... What is with these fucking trolls btw? Fucking Beige baby and her psycho ass need to go back to myspace and play house with her kitty kats...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Monkeypox, you are not an ass. The fucker uses my avie now- it is confusing.....I suppose I should be flattered.......but my stomach is too full from my cum filled breakfast for me to feel much of anything.......lol
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08
Submitted by StewieGriffin on May 23, 2008 - 10:09am.
This place needs a moderator.
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I agree.
And yes this cunt has AIM but I want to defend my friend on here. Sorry.
OMG OF COURSE WE CARE! YOU ROCK! YOU EVEN EMAILED ME BACK WHICH WAS AWESOME! HOPE YOU WIN!
Op! I'm an ass...I should have seen that it's not PSL but a troll...my apologies... carry on
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
I voted for D. By the way, what's with all the personal conversation on here lately, don't you cunts have AIM? Use it and leave the comments section for related posts. This place needs a moderator.
Kizzy. LOL. Some people miss that look in their eyes. I on the other hand, have it. Well in one of my eyes, that is!! I wear a patch over the other eye..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Stoney,
Please stop hating on whatshisname. Here's why:
BFF(bald fat fuck) told me about a site called WWTDD about a year ago. That site led me to DS. DS led me to efukt and Dlisted.
So I can't hate on him. (even though he is a prick)
@Oklahoma--Sorry you can't click on the links, doll, for I've discovered the real reason Mutt dumped Shania for this bitch---she's got the psychotic glint in her eyes he's been missing...
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
MonkeyPox.. I always enjoy seeing you here.. Love your Cutsie Av!!! Glad its FRIDAY! 3 day weekend. That's a lot of dick bouncing we all get to do, huh??
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 23, 2008 - 10:03am.
Whoa Aphid... what's with the hostility towards PSL? Hope there's a juicy story behind it...
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It's not against PSL, it's against her stupid-ass troll (Beige Baby)who's stalking her from thread to thread under "PSLSucksliterally",writing weak-ass comments about her.
Hey Monekypox! I tried to add you on MS, but damn...you are complicated....hahaha...I am on a few people's page....go ahead and ask Sheeps who I am (obviously NOT giving out my name here)....and send me an add (if you'd like).....
No juicy story.....just Beige Baby having a hardon for me for the past couple of days...if you're lucky, maybe you can be next!
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment
- my educated Troll 5/23/08
Asslee may just be bloated, doesn't look like a baby bump to me. But I really could care less.
I thought that was Kate Hudson as the cougar.
Hey okie! What up chikita?
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
I give a fuck motherfucker, so I voted for you ass!