Afternoon Crumbs
Cougar chichis!! - Egotastic!
The Jonas Brothers are the new Village People - Just Jared
Kim Kardashian sucks it in for Ralph Magazine - Hollywood Tuna
Asshole and Pete's fuglymoon - Popsugar
Uma Thurman's flat ass is at the beach (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
A tour of Tila Tequila's tattoos. Bring protection - Cityrag
Bethany Hamilton's one-armed lip gloss - Jezebel
Sheryl Crow goes to congress - A Socialite's Life
ICYMI: The chick Shania's husband dumped her ass for - IDLYITW
A close-up of Paula Abdul's cleavage. Just because - Hollywood Rag
P.S. - Thanks to Entertainment Weekly for mentioning Dlisted in this week's issue.
P.P.S. - Thanks to Logo for naming Dlisted the "Totally Most Raddest Sickest Blog Ever" at their NewNowNext Awards. Dlisted is also up for the audience award in the same category. Click here to vote if you give a half shit.
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MK - Congrats on getting mentioned!! You deserve to win ... by far the best and funniest celebrity blog out there
HAHAHA! My avie is a monkey with a lolli-pop.
Oh right, thanks Stoney and Viva. She had the most myspace friends or something. Fucking MTV.
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
Congratulations MK! You deserve all the kudos you get you funny bitch.
Hi everyone! xoxo Just stopping in to see what all of you hotties are up to.
Aphid, Is that your Day of the Dead skull artwork? It's great!
Heya DDD. Thanks for still being here. Fuck me. This is redonk.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 23, 2008 - 2:52pm.
LCT - Yeah if I had some dude's dick in my mouth every Thursday afternoon could I just say "oh honey, it's just sex, what we have is LOOOOOOOOVE" do you think it would be acceptable???
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It would be acceptable for him because it would essentially give him permission to go bang the receptionist.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by DeeDee on May 23, 2008 - 11:50am.
it's season 2 of her crap ass show (which I kind of used to watch a little *hides*)
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
Submitted by DeeDee on May 23, 2008 - 1:54pm.
Tila Tequila is a myspace whore who got a reality TV show.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Submitted by M.E. on May 23, 2008 - 2:49pm.
Off Topic - My fucking bookkeeper is losing her GD mind and can't fucking get a grip and figure out Quickbooks. I'm going to fucking strangle the bitcg=h!
ARRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
STFU about how this program sucks, blah, blah, blah!!!!!
FIGURE IT OUT!
Rant over. Sorry.
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SHe's a bookeeper and she can't figure out Quickbooks? Are you serious? That program is the equivalent to fucking Microsoft Paint.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by Stoney on May 23, 2008 - 1:51pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on May 23, 2008 - 1:50pm.
Myspace, remember?
*prays for future of mankind*
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
LCT - Yeah if I had some dude's dick in my mouth every Thursday afternoon could I just say "oh honey, it's just sex, what we have is LOOOOOOOOVE" do you think it would be acceptable???
M.E> LOL @ your quickbooks rant. I use it and think it's kinda user friendly.
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
ChubbyWubby:
you are absolutely right. I need to stop answering it. Just report it, and ignore it. That will make it more miserable.
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08
LCT - this is what happens here. It comes in waves. You just need to ride it out.
Submitted by DeeDee on May 23, 2008 - 1:50pm.
Myspace, remember?
*prays for future of mankind*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
@LCT:
I'm still here.
Oh, wait, "Good, nice....yada yada" Okay, never mind. I didn't read enough.
Carry on, HWORES.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 23, 2008 - 2:40pm.
LCT, agreed. Don't feel bad, I feel the same way... they deserve HIV and each other. Guarantee he'll do to her as he did to his wife, that is if she doesn't do it first.
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We can only hope. Relationships based on lies don't work. Let's hope they fuck each other right over and Shania comes out on top with a hot faithful sexy man.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
@Stony:
LOL! Whippersnapper's avi always creeps me out! I LOVE it!
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
what the crap is going on with the two psl's?
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Also the people who put what I write as their signature are crazy and I have no idea why they do it. Its make no sense. I don't think you should have that there.
LOVE ANGELINA
Congratulations MK!
Mutt downgraded. She must do something extra special in the sexytime department.
How did Tila become famous again?
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FUCK this stupid BULLSHIT IS PISSING ME OFF.
All the good nice posters are taking off because of one or two total assholes.
This place is NOT what it used to be.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Off Topic - My fucking bookkeeper is losing her GD mind and can't fucking get a grip and figure out Quickbooks. I'm going to fucking strangle the bitcg=h!
ARRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
STFU about how this program sucks, blah, blah, blah!!!!!
FIGURE IT OUT!
Rant over. Sorry.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 23, 2008 - 2:40pm.
LCTalina - I hear you, sista. That trite excuse is just a cop out. That idea that it was "just sex" and "what we have is so much more" is fucking bullshit and an insult to the intelligence of every woman who has ever had to hear those words, including me.
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I'm with ya hun. I heard that one too. "It's just sex." Yeah, it's sticking your cock in someone else's vagina, and she doesn't think it's only just sex either. Fuck men sometimes, seriously.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
YAY!!
dlisted got mentionneeedd!
w0000t! ur site is WAY better in comparison to perezhilton
i love u!! this is "Totally Most Raddest Sickest Blog Ever" bitches!!!!!
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on May 23, 2008 - 10:45am.
Some of you smarter posters should just ignore the assholes they have creeped on these boards lately and stop launching bombs back at them.
They are lonely, pathetic losers and need attention from someone. The have ZERO friends. They only thing they know how to do is hurl immature, uneducated, and low class insults.
Don't pay no mind and they eventually go away.
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I know, you're right. I'm done.
I'll see you guys later.
Submitted by whippersnapper on May 23, 2008 - 1:43pm.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WTF is that thing in your avie?! *hides behind MK's skirt*
And that website is serious. Almost as bad at drunken stepfather. Don't go to Tuna. It's for straight men.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
whipper - you're right, that comment is disgusting! I think she has an amazing body and I would rather be stacked like her than scrawny
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
I'm off to lunch you sluts!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Hey.. I've been reading on here all day about this stuff.. Is that what happened to Beige Baby? I noticed BB hadn't been on here, or people hadn't been talking about him or whatever.. what happened.. Did I miss something.. Were they stalking PSL too? Tell me.
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
@Chubby:
Word. *freshens up drinky-poo*
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Some of you smarter posters should just ignore the assholes they have creeped on these boards lately and stop launching bombs back at them.
They are lonely, pathetic losers and need attention from someone. The have ZERO friends. They only thing they know how to do is hurl immature, uneducated, and low class insults.
Don't pay no mind and they eventually go away.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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So, Is this bitch in the middle of taking her shirt off or what??
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by PSLsucksLiterally on May 23, 2008 - 10:39am.
Im dumb but not fat and fugly
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Actually I feel sorry for you because this is obviously the only attention you ever get. I remember your pathetic pleas for attention on here before you turned into a sad internet stalker.
I gave a WHOLE shit!
As much as I really can't stand Kim Kardashian, wtf? They say "Anyway, I think it was a brave move on her part and this should be an inspiration to all you fatties out there… to diet. Because just think, if Kim was a few pounds lighter, she’d be bangin’."
Are they joking? I would really hate to see what they would say about someone who really is a fattie and what they consider to be skinny.
BTW, I personally emailed the mod from work asking him/her to ban PSLsucksliterally...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Cougar chichis!! -
Anyone can buy fake tits, even 50 year olds.
Kim Kardashian sucks it in for Ralph Magazine -
She is a one-woman with no talent publicity machine. She needs to help Phoebe Price make a sex tape and get on the "A List"
Asshole and Pete's fuglymoon -
Two smug assholes at best
Uma Thurman's flat ass is at the beach (site NSFW) -
She looks natural in her prime. Good for her!
A tour of Tila Tequila's tattoos. Bring protection -
How this skanky, $10 a blowjob whore from Vietnam is popular and has her own show tells me how fucked up our youth are for admiring her. 99% of all the Asian whores I've had put her to shame. OVER-RATED BY A MILE
Bethany Hamilton's one-armed lip gloss -
Courageous young gal!
Sheryl Crow goes to congress -
She gotta get a life outside of trying to fix up her friends and also protesting something. She needs some "dick" in her life.
The chick Shania's husband dumped her ass for - Tell's me that Shania either stopped fucking, sucking, or would do the nasty enough. Maybe after the kid she lost her mojo and the new skank stepped in to fill a void.
A close-up of Paula Abdul's cleavage. Just because -
That's crazy cleavage!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Submitted by PSLsucksLiterally on May 23, 2008 - 11:37am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 23, 2008 - 2:31pm.
VLL...TAKE your MS name off NOW. BeigeInfant will come find you and stalk you there.
I agree M.E.
Cyberstalking? Does it get any more pathetic?
i would rather stalk her then you
cunt
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If so, the WHY have you spent TWO DAYS stalking me? Going out of your way to steal my avie? You are such a fucking moron.....hahahhaha
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08
LCT, agreed. Don't feel bad, I feel the same way... they deserve HIV and each other. Guarantee he'll do to her as he did to his wife, that is if she doesn't do it first.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
LCTalina - I hear you, sista. That trite excuse is just a cop out. That idea that it was "just sex" and "what we have is so much more" is fucking bullshit and an insult to the intelligence of every woman who has ever had to hear those words, including me. (bitter much? lol)
PPS - I voted for MK 17 times so far.
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
@the REAL PSL--- I know I'm a bother, but I have to kiss your ass some more, I haven't sucked up enough to make it here, yet, nobody likes me, you included, even though I kiss your ass. Can you tear yourself away from the mirror long enough to lower yourself to acknowledge me? Please tell me how you like to have your ass kissed, I need to refine my technique, obviously. Do you prefer closed lips, or open? Should I put on LipSmackers first? Do you prefer natural lips on your ass cheeks, or should I apply plumper?
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
The troll just admitted to stalking......
REPORTED.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by PSLsucksLiterally on May 23, 2008 - 10:35am.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 23, 2008 - 2:32pm.
do you have an alter for cristina? i bet you do.
you are as bad as HEART ANGELINA
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Um, you already used that tired line, and you STILL can't spell it right! HAHAHAA! Dumbshit.
I gave half a shit and voted for your ass, MK.
What can I say? I'm addicted and ashamed. Ever since the Britney/Matt Lauer interview, I haven't been able to quit this site.
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I'm covered in BEEEEES!
UGH!
This is why I spent the majority of yesterday not posting.
Submitted by StewieGriffin on May 23, 2008 - 2:09pm.
I voted for D. By the way, what's with all the personal conversation on here lately, don't you cunts have AIM? Use it and leave the comments section for related posts. This place needs a moderator.
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Sit down and kindly STFU, you pissy old queen.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 23, 2008 - 2:33pm.
YOu know what's a really shitty excuse? Because I'm a guy... I have a dick and that somehow inhibits me from thinking. Not that women don't do the same, but seriously, hate that cop out...
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Or the whole, "It's only sex, and sex means nothing to us men."
Who gives a fuck. You know what it means to women so keep it in your GD pants.
I don't care how bad this sounds, but I hope Mutt and or his whore both manage to get the HIV and share it with each other. They deserve nothing less.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
It's not paranoia either you stupid cunt, you are the PROOF of how fucking crazy people really are.
MK- love you, you deserve the win, certainly instead of that idiot Perez, who yesterday said that he was hoping that Adam Sandler's new baby wouldn't be as fat and ugly as Sadie. EVIL!! look in the mirror Perez!!!
Anyhoo, love all your comments, but hate Drunken Stepfather- can't we get rid of him???
oh for fucks sake... what is the big deal with the Jonas Brothers? I've seen them. I've heard them. I just don't get it.
MonkeyPox - I wanna be your myspace friend but I can't add you. if you see *** on any of these hoes pages that's me. Send me a message and I will give you the secret codes.
Oh and StewieGriffin... chill dude.
***edited cuz PSL told me so***
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
Submitted by M.E. on May 23, 2008 - 2:32pm.
Fuck you beige baby -you know nothing about my life.
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M.E. RETRACT! RETRACT! That was much too similar to something LA would say.
Although 'bitch' wasn't in there. Nevermind. Proceed.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.