Afternoon Crumbs
Cougar chichis!! - Egotastic!
The Jonas Brothers are the new Village People - Just Jared
Kim Kardashian sucks it in for Ralph Magazine - Hollywood Tuna
Asshole and Pete's fuglymoon - Popsugar
Uma Thurman's flat ass is at the beach (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
A tour of Tila Tequila's tattoos. Bring protection - Cityrag
Bethany Hamilton's one-armed lip gloss - Jezebel
Sheryl Crow goes to congress - A Socialite's Life
ICYMI: The chick Shania's husband dumped her ass for - IDLYITW
A close-up of Paula Abdul's cleavage. Just because - Hollywood Rag
P.S. - Thanks to Entertainment Weekly for mentioning Dlisted in this week's issue.
P.P.S. - Thanks to Logo for naming Dlisted the "Totally Most Raddest Sickest Blog Ever" at their NewNowNext Awards. Dlisted is also up for the audience award in the same category. Click here to vote if you give a half shit.
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Sharon Stone's always had nice boobs (implants). She got a normal, realistic size, more than I can say for most of them. She's still got a good figure, especially for her age. Hell, she turned 50 in March! I turn 50 in August. Arrrrrrrrrgh LOL!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 23, 2008 - 5:47pm
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Awww good point. Shania might have stopped putting out to fug Mutt Lange all together. Yeah, I bet that lady is a freak in the sheets -- when you look like THAT, you'd have to be. Did you get a load of her beak? That's like supersized. Maybe Mutt likes her to give him rimmers and stick her nose up his ass.
Who knows?
regardless, it would suck to be cheated on by some fug'ed out ho.
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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Hi lady! where ave you been?
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
I tell everyone about this site. You are hilarious. Keep up the great work.
congrats MK on all the kuddos!
Submitted by Aubrey04 on May 23, 2008 - 6:09pm.
Holy Hell.. Did you guys see the picture of the woman Mutt Lange cheated on Shania with? She is UGLY-- with a capital F..... FUG!
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Yeah, I know, my guess is she does anal and other shit Shania don't do...Shania looks like a missionary position bitch to me...You know someone who goes by the name of "Mutt" is in to some kinky shit and at least want ass sex now and again.
I bet he likes caca facials, whilst midgets watch...I'll bet 2 girls 1 cup doesn't get him off anymore, so, hence the ho who will do some nasty shit (literally) for the $$$$. They have nasty, nasty sex with peepee and poopoo, cars,bicycles ,pic-nic tables...They into it all...Trust...
Or either Shinaia was just a bitch who deserved to be cheated on by someone fug...No, I like the first scenario better....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Holy Hell.. Did you guys see the picture of the woman Mutt Lange cheated on Shania with? She is UGLY-- with a capital F..... FUG!
What in the hell is that ugly fuck Mutt Lange thinkin?
Yay! I voted for d-listed. Congrats, MK!! :)
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Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
Awesome that you got mentioned, MK. Not awesome that both EW and Logo are absolutely horrible. They must think they're upping their hip points by mentioning Dlisted, unaware that you're way out of their league.
yay dlisted! you're the raddest, sickest blog i know...
wtf is ralph magazine? isn't ralph's a grocery store? perfect for kk...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Dlisted is definitely the sickest blog and proud to be part.
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Hellllz yeah! Dlisted is finally getting the credit it deserves!
ME - thanks for those tips, I didn't know about the PM thing.
And Sensi... you're a hottie, so more than likely they were trying to start shit just to get a little attention from you in the forum
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
xxyxz - I have no idea why sensimina was brought up and as to why she was summoned. Methinks someone in there gots a hold of her myspace and liked what he saw!
I asked because I saw what sensimina wrote...So I was just wondering
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Go Spurs!
xxyxz - Like I said, most peeps in the forums don't come to the main, so unless mentioned, no discussion.
Mostly trolls (on main and in there) are the only "others" discussed.
Lol ME...no doubt....I went in there a few times long ago and ran out screaming...and confused as to wtf they were talking about.
But then again, I is sensitive.. ;)
Unsolicited Advice, if you aren't a fighter , do not attempt the forums.
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
M.E
do they talk about the other posters from the main threads?
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Go Spurs!
Forum 101:
1. All newbies are subject to assraping, being accused of being an alt, and having their "shell" tested.
2. Majority of forum discussions are completely incoharant, make no sense, and are in forum language. (you pick up on it after a while)
3. Trolls run vampid in the forum.
4. PM's are nice, but not safe. You must send, then delete all boxes.
Hold your own!
Enough drama seems to find you here, as it is, I for sure wouldn't go looking for it. Gah! I cannot understand the whole point of trolldom.
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PSL - the forum is it's own little world. If you haven't been in there most people in there have no clue about you as most people in the forum don't post on the main.
It takes some getting used to, but lately, the batshit trolliness over here is making that place seem sane.
And that is saying A LOT!
That clears it up, ME. From the context of the forums I couldn't tell if it was a taunt or a lure. I just didn't want to be "lured" into a bunch of insults about me.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
from what I can see the forum is just for off topic banter and bullshit, which is cool, I just think there are a few people there that are all about being assholes. I have had some good chats start and then get overrun by bullshit and fighting (sound familiar?)
Bonus: you can PM in the forum so if you do wanna talk to someone one on one you can
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
I've never seen the person who made the thread about me post shit on the main page. They just read my whole myspace and started talking about where I live and shit - crazy. I didn't really give a fuck since I haven't updated the text on my myspace since like...high school. It was just creepy as hell.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
The thread in the forum is a lure, asking you to post in there.
well, now that you say THAT Sensimina, there is no way in HELL I'm going to the Forum! I can only imagine the things they are saying about me. Hey, at least I have the balls to post HERE where everyone sees my comments......
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I think it was talking shit, but it looks like that's what the forum's all about? From what I read last night it was just making fun of me, but I haven't checked it since. I don't know, I've never posted in the forums before.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
sensi - that forum thread was talking shit? I thought you were in on it!
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
PSL- Trolls were attacking me the other day and I guess there is a thread about me in the forum. Who cares - just ignore it. They don't know you and it's just an internet site. If you ignore dumbasses like that it just makes them look even more pathetic because they are sitting there talking shit to themselves about soemone they've never even met.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 23, 2008 - 4:47pm.
Cool then. Go on wif ya bad self!!
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You have my vote, MK!
Thanks Kizzy, but I didn't like what I wrote. In fact leaving it out there shows that she did get to me. It was an angry comment, and I was uncomfortable with it being there. That is not who I am.....
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08
Sensimina, she covers up in real life because there's no airbrushing out all that jiggle, and cellulite. Any photos taken at a shoot can be fixed, whereas any candids tend to be be just that, candid. Cas in point: Mischa Barton
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
@PSL--Don't let that fucking troll get to you, doll, write whatever you want to and feel like writing. One of the best things about this site is not having to censor yourself, and being free to say whatever you want to. I'll still kiss your ass either way.....ROFL
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 23, 2008 - 4:12pm.
Or buy a Playboy. Vapid whore, just like her role model, Paris.
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PSL, That's the only juicy thing I've heard all day.. What was it
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
I just edited a post...not proud of what I wrote. There, now it is gone.
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"and the oscar goes to psl for her emmy winning comment"
- my educated Troll 5/23/08
I dont get Kim Kardashian. She has fucked hundreds of people and there is a sex tape out there where presumably you can see her vagina being pounded like a piece of tough beef. She has no problems popping her fat ass outward for the paps like she's waiting for them to give her a colonic. Yet when she's in a bikini or a slutty ass outfit for beach photo ops and Maxim shoots and other whore activities, she's always covering her ass and stomach and tits up. MAKE UP YOUR MIND, KIM! Are you a shameless slut or a shameFUL slut? We all know which one is more fun!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
I cast my vote for M.K. and Dlisted because I give a WHOLE SHIT!
Long Live Dlisted! It is a HELL of a drug!
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE RECOGNITIONS MK!!!
I bet sharon is fixing to sit on that Fence post..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Congrats, MK!
Submitted by M.E. on May 23, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Sounds like an excellent candidate for Secretary of the Treasury!
Maybe Bush can get her in before he leaves office.
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
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If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Submitted by whippersnapper on May 23, 2008 - 2:58pm.
HAHAHA! My avie is a monkey with a lolli-pop.
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What else can said monkey do w/ licker.. hmmmmm
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
LCT - she has been here for 15+ years. Can't fire her, owner won't.
When we changed over from the DOS program to QB's she was offered to take the week long training session ANYWHERE she wanted, Hawaii, LA, NY, etc. She refused to go, said it "couldn't be all that difficult".
Here we are a year later, still not comprehending and out IT tech works with her about 4x a month to balance the books and clean up the register.
I wish they could fire her.
M.E. - damn that's bad. I had never even heard of QB when I started here and it took me about a month to get all the ins and outs figured out
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Her self-loathing is palpable and it makes me sad - Mrs. K
I voted MK!
M.E.: that is ridiculous...being an accountant, and not knowing Quickbooks? (rolling eyes)
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Submitted by M.E. on May 23, 2008 - 3:00pm.
LCT - she is in her mid 50's, been using a DOS based program for the last 15 years, doesn't understand window's, therfore is completley confused by Quickbooks and all it's options.
She fucks up DAILY!
Posts things in "new" registers because she can't remember how to apply things to the certain vendor/client.
It's fucking rdiculous. It's been a year, you'd think something would start to click.
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Oh. My. God. How the fuck did she get hired, and WHY?? Shouldn't she KNOW what she's doing? She's in charge if finances for Christ's sake, she shouldn't be fucking up that much. I can't believe she hasn't figured it out after a whole GD year. How is she still there????
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
LCT - she is in her mid 50's, been using a DOS based program for the last 15 years, doesn't understand window's, therfore is completley confused by Quickbooks and all it's options.
She fucks up DAILY!
Posts things in "new" registers because she can't remember how to apply things to the certain vendor/client.
It's fucking rdiculous. It's been a year, you'd think something would start to click.