Morning Wood

You'd think Miley would have picked a few new poses after her Annie Leibovitz shoot.

The spammers have been working extra hard today. It's Friday - take the day off. PLEASE.

The plus size Beckham looks like he has a burrito in there! Damn!

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God be with you, dumbass.

This is what it said under the Usher news:

She said, “We (black women) don’t like ourselves…he has a black girl, and it’s like, ‘She’s horrible and she’s ugly!’ OK, maybe I don’t fit the cookie-cutter standard - 25 and a size two - but this is who he loves.”

Well I wonder why People are talking about you. B/c you are acting like Jessica Alba.. WTF Do you think the Cookie Cutter Standard is then Bitch!!?

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

@Oklahoma--Yeah, totally ruined the pic, spoofing it. How dare they cockblock the iconic cockshot? SO not fair....

♥ Happy Friday to you, Missy!!

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Tameka helped Usher to have a son? Similarly, my car helps me get the 24 miles to work.

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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.

Does Miley not know any other pose besides pulling her shirt up and showing her stomach off?!? I am sick of her whore in training ass already.

I give Usher and Tameka 6 more months tops.

I can't take another Brangie story today.

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God be with you, dumbass.

Hi MISSY!! OMG.. That Miley girl needs to SLOW DOWN!! And you know those posters were thinking that part you added to that comment.. WTF. Her dad should be tripping out that she's posing in pics like that.. My dad would BEAT MY ASS!!!

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

I knew Brangie would have the two more privileged blobs in France...she was not just there for Cannes. Her BFF was wrong when she said that Angie was not in France for the births, she was there to promote her (shitty) movies.

But if it is true they are spending $20 million on the births, then shame on them is all I can say.

The working title for Brit's new CD is "Pigout."

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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.

hey gals!! ♥ Happy Friday!!

The comments on other blogs are so LAME!!!!!!

the Miley commenters: "I Love her. Shes so pretty. I wish I could suckle off the teat of Disney & Co. too and be a rich teen slut like my idol"

(made that last part up...)

*sigh* loves me some dlisters!
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Kizzy.. No shit. His dong looks like the handle of a ping pong stick.. Yowza..

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

That makes me mad.. Nobody makes fun of my Beckham.. dude wishes he looked like him..

And what's this about Brangie.. Tell me!

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

ROFL--Yiiiikes!!! Hope that's not a glimpse into Beckham's future.

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Nice pic and funny man. I saw Beckham on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?

Hey ,Why so many people keeps saying they saw you before on a celebrity and millioniare dating site like "millionaireloves.com". Is that true?