Morning Wood

There is nothing "great" about Shitters. Sorry. The sooner that bitch falls off the face of the earth, I say, the better. Can't sing, can't dance, can't parent, can't think about anything but herself. Silly Shitters. Albums are for singers. Go take another Thorazine or fifty. Hose.

That chubby dude's cute. I just wanna hug'em. :)

Werd.

Oh my god this picture is funny as hell.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

More torture for my ears, thanks Shitney. I hope not, I still have to struggle with people who still listen to her last flop of an album.

And what about charity for brangelina?. Is there no country deep in poverty who could be worthy of $20 million?. Or are they saving for the corruption and extortion fees? you know, so they can have the whole poor 3rd world country for themselves.

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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.

holy hell what is that Oceanup site? I felt like I was in bubblegum hell.

I swear, I used to really dig Madonna, but with every passing day she becomes more and more of a douchebaguette. STFU Madge, and close your legs while you're at it

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If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance and I'd be dancing with myself

Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 23, 2008 - 11:36am.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 23, 2008 - 11:33am.

Equally retarded, I've got, equally retarded with PLAUSIBILITY?? Now that's a winner!!!

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Submitted by Kizzy on May 23, 2008 - 11:33am.

Damn, you are GOOD. I know now who to call when I skip a day of work because I'm too busy smokin'.
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If you're smoking reefer you'll have no trouble coming up with something equally retarded.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 23, 2008 - 11:30am.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 23, 2008 - 11:13am.

Damn, you are GOOD. I know now who to call when I skip a day of work because I'm too busy smokin'.

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http://www.intimatemingle.com

what a joke! someone just PSed his pictures to hot ones and then uploaded to the famous dating site~~ I n t i m a t e m i n g l e . c o m ~~, a site for interracial romance, interracial relationship... so he is said to seek an extramarital relationship with a white model there! lol

Submitted by Kizzy on May 23, 2008 - 11:13am.

"So, uh, I know I'm four hours late, but on my way to work I felt a strange sort of rumbling in my guts and realized that my cappuccino had passed right through me. So, I had to get off the bus and.... um.... well, it was in the middle of nowhere between home and work, and, uh, there weren't any bathrooms, so I had to jump on this country schoolbus and ask them to take me to the nearest bathroom, which wasn't until the next town an hour away. And... yeah... it took me a long time to walk back."

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

Wander how much artificial stuffing he put inside those underwear
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Jayde Nicole - Sexy Canadian Babe, Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008

Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 23, 2008 - 7:18am.

Hell yeah - snark is loads (hehe) more fun!

I just sent one of my daughter's friends a myspace message telling her to quit posing like a hooker, we don't need another hannah montana. She seriously does the exact same pose, pulling the shirt up over her flat chest and showing off her stomach and hip bones. Nothing sexy about a desperate 15 year old!!! ugh

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"Peachy with a side of keen, that would be me"

Usher show just tell the press to STFU! This man has class.

I'm glad Madonna and Brangie think they are worth the money. Twats.

Submitted by the_shari-est on May 23, 2008 - 8:15am.

I quit looking at Trent's site 2 years ago...he is boring, not funny and a kiss ass. I prefer snark.

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"But it's going to be a lot of fun and a these people will get to have a fun experience and I'm happy cause I feel like I've made friends with some of these people already."
-Paris Hilton

I had to stop reading Pink is the New Blog after Britters album came out and Trent was saying how fabulous it was...totally loss of respect.

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"Peachy with a side of keen, that would be me"

Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 23, 2008 - 11:10am.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 23, 2008 - 11:04am.

You learn excuses pretty damn fast. Even if they make no sense. The best ones are the ones that make you look like you're on drugs. No one asks. Or probes.
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BWWWHAHHAAAHAA!! ROFL-cryin laffin

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Submitted by Kizzy on May 23, 2008 - 11:04am.

ROFL-- "Yeah, yeah! That's the ticket!"

---LCT has either gotten busted before, or has the ready excuse in case she is!!! LMAO
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Pff, I spend all day at work on a gossip site because there's no work to do, and I hate finding work when all that's left is cleaning up paper and files. You learn excuses pretty damn fast. Even if they make no sense. The best ones are the ones that make you look like you're on drugs. No one asks. Or probes.

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

Submitted by Kizzy on May 23, 2008 - 11:01am.

And of course, the most important thing, when they match the ensemble. Children are nothing if not accessories!!!
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We had a bit of a problem with that in the beginning. You see, my husband's hair is black, and our baby's hair was brown, and we all know how well black and brown go together, so I call up Tom Cruise and asked him to send over a box of the L'Oreal Raven he used on Suri's hair for their first photoshoot and VOILA!!

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 23, 2008 - 10:58am.
Submitted by oklahoma on May 23, 2008 - 10:49am.

ROFL-- "Yeah, yeah! That's the ticket!"

---LCT has either gotten busted before, or has the ready excuse in case she is!!! LMAO

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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 23, 2008 - 10:56am.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 23, 2008 - 10:45am.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 23, 2008 - 10:40am.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 23, 2008 - 10:36am.
Of course we do, but we don't touch our children. We prefer to let the nannies parent them so we only have to associate with them when it gets us attention and/or money.
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And of course, the most important thing, when they match the ensemble. Children are nothing if not accessories!!!

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Thanks Kizzy- I was too. Guess we are still feeling the effects of the Full Moon.

greeeaaaat. Good thing I'll be gone of a few hours today......I hope it doesn't continue when I'm not even here.

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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"

Submitted by oklahoma on May 23, 2008 - 10:49am.
HaHa Kizzy , thanks.. I've taken my medicine today. Just like my doctor ordered. Except I almost got caught posting a minute ago. I was laughing at LCT, when my boss walked in, and he just looked at me funny. I just went straight faced. LOL
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"Uhh, I thought for a minute I was pregnant... and, ummm... felt a baby kick... and it tickled... which is why I laughed... but it turns out that it was an ant in my shirt... and gas.... yeaaahh..... so, about that report..."

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

Submitted by oklahoma on May 23, 2008 - 10:51am. a REAL Dad would put his foot down. DAMN!!

WORD!!! I hate to think of what my dad would have done, if I posted pics of me in my undies when I was her age. I'd probably STILL be grounded!

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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by Kizzy on May 23, 2008 - 10:45am.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 23, 2008 - 10:40am.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 23, 2008 - 10:36am.

You mean you and your husband don't regularly dandle babies in your good eveningwear? I thought for sure everyone did! I know when my niece was born, the first thing I did was run right out and buy a gown that cost thousands, so she could puke on the shoulder.
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Of course we do, but we don't touch our children. We prefer to let the nannies parent them so we only have to associate with them when it gets us attention and/or money.

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

Kizzy.. !! I'm waiting for my hearts!!

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 23, 2008 - 10:46am.

I was so hoping you wouldn't need your troll repellant today. ♥♥♥♥

I thought everyone who wanted to see Kim's ass already had the tape.

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Miley Cyrus really really needs to stop I mean Its one thing to be a normal girl and take riskay photos but sweety you just had like major backlash from a photoshoot you recently did do you really want anymore of that publicity? I honeslty don't understand how she thinks that's ok. err.

Kizzy.. No way is she still a Virgin. IDK, she prob lost it to a hair brush or something when she was 8. But I bet she really lost it to one of her dads friends.. I just don't see why he doesn't do anything about these pictures.. a REAL Dad would put his foot down. DAMN!!

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Vadge is so nasty. She describes herself as practical, handsome, and useful. Rather like a brand-new-out-of-the-box dildo. Of course she's going to describe herself that way, she wears Guy's balls.

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HaHa Kizzy , thanks.. I've taken my medicine today. Just like my doctor ordered. Except I almost got caught posting a minute ago. I was laughing at LCT, when my boss walked in, and he just looked at me funny. I just went straight faced. LOL

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Submitted by PSLsucksLiterally on May 23, 2008 - 7:47am.

i cant be with some one who is healthy just look at me off to run stairs. oh wait no one asked what i was doing
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oh, GOOD morning Beige Baby.....I see we're going to have another great day with you. Asshole.

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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"

That codpiece is definitely plus-size.

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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day

Are we taking bets on whether Miley is still a virgin? (In the strict sense, vaginal penetration only) I say she's not, or she no longer wants to be.

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Oh, I do NOT want to see KK's cellulite covered fat ass. Keep it covered honey.

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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"

Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 23, 2008 - 10:40am.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 23, 2008 - 10:36am.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 23, 2008 - 10:31am.

Yeah, that wrought-iron looked great for the babies to be playing around. I seriously doubt that is their "real" nursery. I hope not for their sakes, LOL

You mean you and your husband don't regularly dandle babies in your good eveningwear? I thought for sure everyone did! I know when my niece was born, the first thing I did was run right out and buy a gown that cost thousands, so she could puke on the shoulder.

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cinndy2008, meet carlk223. He is similarly brain damaged and into poop. Since you are so full of shit, you two are perfect for each other.

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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do

20 million?? I'd like to see the itemised bill. What are they spending it on?? She claims not to eat because there are starving people in Africa, how about using the 20 mil on feeding them instead? Then she could also allow herself a meal. Just saying...

Yum, that's a what REAL man looks like. I am so tired of thin buff guys. There's too much pressure on men to have a 32 inch waist...

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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"

Submitted by oklahoma on May 23, 2008 - 10:34am.
I'm just having fun imagining that Beckham Pillow Dick move
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Damn, you are on fiyah today, dick bounce, pillow dick, go Okie!!!

I just got a line from Salt 'n Pepa in my head, "lick him like a lollypop SHOULD be licked."
OK, now I know why Posh is so skinny, she's only ingesting jizz.

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The plus-size David Beckham -
That's funny!

She's just being slutty Miley! -
That flushing sound you hear is Miley's career going down the toilet

Madonna is handsome and useful -
That's a very honest and what I think is a trutful statement from Madonna. (Rare and hopefully it didn't come with that phony British accent.)

Usher's marriage is fine. You can sleep tonight - As soon as celebrities have to start defending their marriages, it's usually the beginning of the end! 6 Months and they are done IMHO

A new Brit Brit album for '08? -
Her Dad seems to be realing getting her back on track. He is Dad of the Year for that accomplishment

Brangie is spending $20 million on their twins' birth -
ADOPT ME ANGIE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!! I'm already potty trained

Kim Kardassian's mooning video -
That's a big moon!

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Submitted by Kizzy on May 23, 2008 - 10:36am.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 23, 2008 - 10:31am.

Well, at least they didn't go the JLo. route--build your own birthing area in the hospital, but nobody gets to use the best room in it until after you pop out your pups.
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Did you see her People spread with her twins? That made me lose every ounce of respect I might have had for her. Most ridiculous thing I have EVER SEEN. And the interview was just an excuse for her to talk about her.

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

"Submitted by Sheeps on May 23, 2008 - 10:29am.

Tameka helped Usher to have a son? Similarly, my car helps me get the 24 miles to work."

Ditto!

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Submitted by loozer on May 23, 2008 - 10:36am

You do bring up an excellent point. Aiken would make me gag.

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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 23, 2008 - 10:31am.

Well, at least they didn't go the JLo. route--build your own birthing area in the hospital, but nobody gets to use the best room in it until after you pop out your pups.

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Which one is Beckham?
Is it wrong to think the heavy dude doesn't look half bad? I'd rather see him than someone like Clay Aiken recreating that pose, if you know what I mean Vern?

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There's nothing the matter with my face. I got character!

I'm just having fun imagining that Beckham Pillow Dick move. Dude must have battery muscles

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Ok. If Brangelina is going to waste $20 million dollars on a GD birth rather than putting that money into, oh, I don't know, SAVING DYING CHILDREN or at the very effing least better tampon manufacturing then no one can ever say they're awesome ever again. Because this just put them at the top of the list of biggest douchebags ever.

Also, I can't decide if I like plus sized Beckham. The fake huge package is kind of sexy and he sort of reminds me of that cutie from Reaper.....

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

Hahaha, that dude looks like he has a remote in his undies.

Miley is a myspace ho.
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So the Brangelina brood, some commenter there hates that term ha ha, is spending $20 mil to have their twins in France. It's all about security, helicopters and hospital expenses. Really?
I want to see the bills after the birth.
$20 mil? Those twins better come out walking and talking and made of solid gold.

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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"