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Amy Wino is going to rehab. You can unroll your eyes now. I'm with you. I'll believe it when I see and then I still won't believe it! The Sun reports that Wino is all set to travel to Israel and undergo a $13,000 operation to help kick her drug habit. She's expected to check into the Barzilai Medical Centre following a request from her people.
Eliezer Cohen, the chairman of the Israel Anti-Drug Authority, said, “She has requested to come to him to do this method, since it's a method that is suitable for her."
The doctor supposedly treating Wino thinks her problem is in the brains, “There is a misunderstanding about drug addiction. People think it is a social and psychological problem, but it's a neurological problem." Blah! I hope he's performing a lobotomy, because that's what it's going to take.
However, Wino's spokesbitch has denied the claim. He told the Telegraph, "She’s going back in the studio and has absolutely no plans to go abroad for treatment."
Translation: "She's going to continue to be the biggest crackhead in the world!"
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what is she having, a lobotomy?
Good luck, Wino!
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Submitted by Richard Strangdog on May 23, 2008 - 3:02pm.
She'll stay on a kibbutz, ya know, work in the fields, get a nice tan, do some Israeli folk dancing.
Oy, all better.
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Nah, Madame Kravitz, it's wishful thinking, besides it's too close to Blaaaaake's June trial. She ain't going nowhere, literally.
More Winehouse's hijinx at the Heroin Hotel at Henley:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnZ5lz1OVTk
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Look, she'll go float around in the Dead Sea, she'll be good as new.
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Mr. President, you eloquently summarized Wino's lucky break, and I mean that. Call me a cynic, but older stars like Jagger and Prince, like to syphon ideas from younger acts. Unfortunately, Winehouse's love of all things chemical prevents her from doing so.
There's a recent article saying that she's once again being visited by demons, so she's moving to another hotel to trash...errr, crash! Methinks the 'demons' are those damned paps bugging her 24/7. She's even named one of them, "Eddie".
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Maybe they'll put her on the Ibogaine...
A night of that & she'll never touch any shit again..
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oh H no, if they F with her brain, we'll get songs like Dr. Suess's
"""Trim up the tree with Christmas stuff
Like bingle balls, and whofoo fluff
Trim up the town with goowho gums and bizilbix and wums
Trim every blessed window and trim every blessed door
Hang up whoboohoo bricks""""
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on May 23, 2008 - 9:41am.
I will never understand this bitches appeal. Her music sucks, I mean its nothing more then a cheap generic rip off of past genres. Her voice sounds like a dying alley cat hitting the pipe and all in all she is just gross. You know the music industry is in deep despair when this trash bag wins 5 Grammys. Not that Grammys really mean shit these days so nevermind.
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I respect your opinion, but why would Prince and Mick Jagger and others want to play with her if she's just a "cheap generic rip-off of past genres"?
Her music is good. Her antics are frustrating.
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I will never understand this bitches appeal. Her music sucks, I mean its nothing more then a cheap generic rip off of past genres. Her voice sounds like a dying alley cat hitting the pipe and all in all she is just gross. You know the music industry is in deep despair when this trash bag wins 5 Grammys. Not that Grammys really mean shit these days so nevermind.
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Submitted by MJF on May 23, 2008 - 2:39pm.
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Agreed, but it's likely that she trusts most of the cunts in her inner circle. The problem with musicians is that when they're obviously vulnerable like Wino is the dealers, publicity whores and bloodsuckers always move in and gain their trust to make the most profit. It doesn't really help that her father is an attention whoring asshole who caused a large amount of her problems and that her husband is a pathetic criminal gold digger reprobate.
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BS is a ~~~how to say nice woman.she is wonderful in music.She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a interracial dating club .She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums...
Poor Amy. Acturally she is a talented girl. . Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire dating site ---"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"---- last week. It seems she is divorcing now.
This whole situation is so sad to me. She's an addict and the public just sits back and says, "Do what you want, Wino. We don't care as long as you make great music." Her life will continue on its downward path unless some of the people in her inner circle start to take responsibility for enabling her to go on this way. I'm willing to bet there are at least 20 people near and dear to her that are paid handsomely to make her addictions a little easier. Those people don't care about her. I know that ultimately it's the addict that needs to say, "No!", but think about how easy it is to keep on keepin' on when you have an entire staff of enablers making sure you're comfortably wasted 24/7. I hope she finds her way out of this and into a productive life. It would be tragic if she were to end up another Janis Joplin.
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Unless the procedure involves neurological brain surgery, it's a psychological problem.
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Hi missy
Happy Friday! Three day weekend WHOOT!
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Doesn't Israel have enough problems already? I want her to get better, because I really do like her. Hate that she hangs with Doperty, but kind calls to kind.
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Shit, if they drew the blood of Wino they could sell that skank juice for major $$$$, it must have SOME street value by now
And seriously, I have a countdown. if she doesn't release SOMETHING before the year's out then musically she is dead to me. Nothing in two YEARS!
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you guys definately have a point, and its what pisses me off about wino... she doesnt keep it together enough to keep making music.
I dont see any way that she'd be put on the same shelf as hendrix or joplin.... I think she has some great talent in singing, songwriting and performing, but she's letting it take a backseat to drugs.
If she doesnt get it together enough to keep putting music out there, shell turn into a joke... she's already on her way, obviously from the comments I see here every day.
I think shes got enough talent in her to really do some amazing stuff in her career, but she's not quite making it in that direction so far..
GET IT TOGETHER AMY!!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I keep getting the feeling that Wino's "Back to Black" will be her last or best album...I can't see her ever making another successful album again
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
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I didn't remember that factor, thanks. She will be remembered for NO NO NO.
looking at wino and doherty pictures is enough to keep me off of drugs for the rest of my life, and even my next life.
Submitted by joanne on May 23, 2008 - 9:09am.
She will OD and placed among Joplin, Hendrix, Morrison..etc..She can die doing what she wants and join rock-N-roll heaven.
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For that reason and that reason alone, I don't want her to die. I dread having to listen to all these fucktards go on about how she is now a "legend" and a "troubled genius". She is a mildly talented singer who lucked out by hooking up with a very good producer and making an album with some catchy tunes. The only way she could ever be mentioned in the same breath as the greats is by overdosing.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
I can't lie...I'm jealous she gets to go to Israel. I love that place!
I'd love to see her on A&E Intervention.
I hope she gets clean, I don't wish death on anybody.
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Submitted by joanne on May 23, 2008 - 9:09am.
She will OD and placed among Joplin, Hendrix, Morrison..etc..She can die doing what she wants and join rock-N-roll heaven
the only(well, among many in my opinion) difference is they actually could still get up on stage and perform... wino's just a junkie
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"Changes come before we can grow.
Learn to see them before we're too old.
Dont just take me for tryin' to be heavy.
Understand, its time to get ready for the storm"
joanne, I don't think Wino will survive long enough to join the "Forever 27" club.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
dude, no one has ever hung with junkies?? theyre all like this!! and they can and do get clean!!!
sheesh!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
She will OD and placed among Joplin, Hendrix, Morrison..etc..She can die doing what she wants and join rock-N-roll heaven.
Wino is a crackhead 4 life. You can take that to the bank. She loves drugs more than life.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by Stock Brokerlina on May 23, 2008 - 8:57am.
I am so fed up with her crap.
Just O.D. already and save us the long, drawn out road to it.
seconded!
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"Changes come before we can grow.
Learn to see them before we're too old.
Dont just take me for tryin' to be heavy.
Understand, its time to get ready for the storm"
Amy has been to rehab so many times that somehow, some way, she can definitely get a tax write-off for all of this.
Don't waste money on rehab when you can waste it on more lines, Miss Winehouse!
www.myspace.com/triston
I am so fed up with her crap.
Just O.D. already and save us the long, drawn out road to it.
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They were suposed to administer a Keith Richards style complete blood change. But when they started to take draw Wino's blood it began to burn through the tubes. Her blood now has the same ph level as the monsters in the Alien movies. Forget rehab, it's time to call Sigourney Weaver.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
She is cute , just leave her alone, I saw she is dating on " millionaireloves.c o m" with a millionaire , seems that she want to start a new ralationship and get over the past
Rehab is celeb speak for 'brief vacation' and in some cases ...'to avoid arrest'.
I don't think anyone truly recovers once you're that far gone. She looks like golem. She may get off the shit for a while but she'll go back eventually.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Gotta move on from this trainwreck...when is that Lohan reality show premiering?
The Sun reports that Wino is all set to travel to Israel and undergo a $13,000 operation to help kick her drug habit.
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I see Amy's still looking for that quick fix.
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
She ain't got the time, and her daddy thinks she's fine.
Nuclear cockroach thing or not, Mike, I still think she'll be dead sooner rather than later.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
can we just get her and Keith Richards together for a zombie documentary already?
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"Changes come before we can grow.
Learn to see them before we're too old.
Dont just take me for tryin' to be heavy.
Understand, its time to get ready for the storm"