Thursday, May 22nd 2008

Pregnant Dude Is Writing A Book

Pregnant dude, aka Thomas Beatie, is currently writing a book called LOVE MAKES A FAMILY: A Memoir of Hardship, Healing and an Extraordinary Pregnancy. That title is too damn long! How about, The Life & Times of Hot Pregnant Dude! That sounds better.

Entertainment Tonight reports:

LOVE MAKES A FAMILY follows Thomas Beatie through his transformation from a girl scout and beauty queen to a fully legal and recognized man with a black belt in marital arts and a loving wife named Nancy, herself a former champion bodybuilder. It will follow Thomas and Nancy through their controversial decision to have a baby and yet not hire a surrogate to carry the child; to, instead, have Thomas--who underwent gender reassignment surgery but kept his female reproductive organs--get pregnant and carry the child himself.

I was hoping for a reality show on Vh1, but this will work! This shit better be 99% pictures. A story is best told in pictures. I'm too lazy to read all that shit. Better yet, he should make it a pop-up book. Pop-up books are fun.

Pregnant dude's book is due out September 30th. His baby is due in about 6 weeks.

Posted by: Michael K


Team Valtrex's picture

He doesn't qualify as a pregnant man unless he delivers it through his pee hole.

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James Haven's picture

Submitted by dead-actress on May 22, 2008 - 9:20pm.

This is strictly circus freak sideshow material. Right next to wolf boy, lobster boy, goat boy, etc...there stands the pregnant man! Pass the cotton candy, people.
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As a child, James Haven lived next door to the "Goats". Nice family, alittle odd. Their youngest boy Billy, could be found grazing in the grass and if you went too close he would kick back, and if kicked in the lower regional area, James Haven would see stars for hours.

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BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who's got a voddie for me?

ONT: Freakish hormonal badminton.

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Tigerlilly's picture

He is gorgeous and pregnant. I understand he's married and having a baby, so why is his profile on
preggerssingledudes.com
It is a mystery to me...:0)

Nite-nite WHORES....

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 22, 2008 - 9:30pm.
Not to worry, I only have 2 feelings - drunk and horny.
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And never the twain shall meet. Or will they?! hmmm..interesting. And if they do..honey, that's a whole other freak show, huh? j/k

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

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Submitted by dead-actress on May 22, 2008 - 8:20pm.
This is strictly circus freak sideshow material. Right next to wolf boy, lobster boy, goat boy, etc...there stands the pregnant man! Pass the cotton candy, people.
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Ok, now you've gone too far...All my ex-sexay times partners prefer the term Carnie-Freaks...yeah, and let me tell you, a lobster boy makes a mean Bouillabaisse once you're done with him, and hey, no need for nipple clamps during sexy times cuz...Uh,oh,...I've said too much...Gotta dash....

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Submitted by riverchic on May 22, 2008 - 9:27pm.
dead-actress:

In the words of Austin Powers: "The only thing I fear are carnies. You know - circus folk. They smell like cabbage... Small hands..." *shudders*

Sorry but that's the first thing that came to my mind when I read your post. That being said - there is no way I could look at this shemale in real life & try to choke down cotton candy, or any other food for that matter. Blech! You can see where they removed his/her boobs *bile rising in back of throat*
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LOL! If it's any consolation, the cotton candy machine is still not working! Ask ESE! He never fixed it!! Pfft!

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

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Submitted by dead-actress on May 22, 2008 - 9:27pm.

Not to worry, I only have 2 feelings - drunk and horny.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 22, 2008 - 9:22pm.
Submitted by dead-actress on May 22, 2008 - 9:20pm.
You left out Bat Boy and my sister in law, the bearded lady.
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Oh! TV!! ...I left the SIL out intentionally. I didn't want to hurt your feelings. Like that's ever stopped me! As for bat boy, he gets enough attention...that little whore!!
Fuck! This pic makes me want to shave my legs and underarms..again! It's got School Nurse Hygeine program written all over it!lol

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

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dead-actress:

In the words of Austin Powers: "The only thing I fear are carnies. You know - circus folk. They smell like cabbage... Small hands..." *shudders*

Sorry but that's the first thing that came to my mind when I read your post. That being said - there is no way I could look at this shemale in real life & try to choke down cotton candy, or any other food for that matter. Blech! You can see where they removed his/her boobs *bile rising in back of throat*
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."

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I agree with all of you who say bullshit on the "pregnant Man" title.

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Submitted by dead-actress on May 22, 2008 - 9:20pm.

You left out Bat Boy and my sister in law, the bearded lady.

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This is strictly circus freak sideshow material. Right next to wolf boy, lobster boy, goat boy, etc...there stands the pregnant man! Pass the cotton candy, people.

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

No Words's picture

It's not confusing to me...it is dumb to say this is a pregnant man when she clearly was born a woman and has a uterus.

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Well I don't think its gonna be that confusing. I am sure they'll explain to the kid when its time. I mean if anything the kids adapt well to the situation...its the people they encounter that make em fell like something is wrong.

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this is not a man!!!! it pisses me off when people say "did you hear about the pregnant man?" it has a UTERUS!!!!

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Sock-Monkey:

"Cause you know it was suppose to be a special jewelry box!"

Well, maybe the kid can compromise and make it a combination jewelry/tool box. The shedad can keep his/her monkey wrenches next to his/her rhinestone bangles and cameo brooches...

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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."

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This is really going to confuse the child on Mother's day/Father's day.

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The kid's gonna hang itself with the umbilical cord if it gets a peek at it's "mom".

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machandy's picture

This is bogus as hell - HE is biologically a SHE so I don't see how this is a big deal, bitches pop out babies everyday.

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Submitted by riverchic on May 22, 2008 - 9:04pm.
Sock-Monkey:

I can just hear the kid's 1st grade teacher now: "Okay, children! It's time to make Mother's Day cards for your mommies! Except for you, honey. Just do... whatever it is you do..."
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LOL! So much for the macaroni, glue and gold spray paint Mother's Day project! Pfft! Oh, and don't forget the cigar box to complete the activity! Cause you know it was suppose to be a special jewelry box!

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This also reminds me of Cartman's mom.

Doubly-creeped out. Between this madness and the parents passing off their own art as their four year old's in that documentary I saw last night, I am so done.

C'mon Doomsday: the human race is toast.

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Yeah Tonic I like it. I still think SNL is funny. I watch every Saturday...the season finale with Steve Carell was hilarious.

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Sock-Monkey:

I can just hear the kid's 1st grade teacher now: "Okay, children! It's time to make Mother's Day cards for your mommies! Except for you, honey. Just do... whatever it is you do..."
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."

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I admit, I support his right to give birth, but at the same time I don't want to be his kid.
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"Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 22, 2008 - 6:45pm.

OMG!!!!! Tonic your avie is awesome. "
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You likey? I miss the good old days of SNL when it was actually funny.

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Submitted by riverchic on May 22, 2008 - 8:52pm.
Can you imagine the shit that poor child is going to face growing up?
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Yeah..when that kid starts attending school, he/she will show up at "Donuts for Daddy Day" (morning parent/school activitiy) AND "Mommy Muffin Day" (pun intended).

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

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Submitted by Sluttsville on May 21, 2008 - 11:55pm.

Is that really supposed to read "black belt in marital arts"? That's usually reserved for abusive drunk husbands.

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Confusing.

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This creeps James Haven out!

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Submitted by riverchic on May 23, 2008 - 1:52am.
Can you imagine the shit that poor child is going to face growing up?
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Well, just look at it's motherfather!
*ba-doom tish*
Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week.

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Wait - I thought this "dude" was with a woman. How did "he" get knocked-up?
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."

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Can you imagine the shit that poor child is going to face growing up?
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 23, 2008 - 1:49am.
Then again, shouldn't I be throwing a fit right now? Everything is all about me (and Mrs. Kravitz)....
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so,AND NO DISSING POST OP TRANNYS
if you can grow a baby, you are biolgoically a woman.
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I just got rid of the boss so now I can return to my real work: being sarcastic online.

I haven't read the other comments so if I don't know what's going on, well, that's life.

I do want to see the video if he decides to have natural childbirth instead of a C-Section.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 22, 2008 - 8:45pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 22, 2008 - 5:32pm.

Socky, my little lovebug
You are always arriving as I am leaving!!!
DAMN!
You probably plan it that way, don't you?!!?!?!
Aw, just kidding...
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Ha! Ha! No, I try and find you as soon as I log on and always try and bring you my little bouquet of flowers...just for you. I love you so..Mrs. K.
You're very special to me! Enjoy your evening.

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

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Rich Bitch:
no worries....I saw........I appreciate you acknowledging me, and giving it a shot. Majority wins...hehe.

Then again, shouldn't I be throwing a fit right now? Everything is all about me (and Mrs. Kravitz)....

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Aah! ta!

Kizzy's picture

See ya later, bye!!!

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Submitted by RichBitch on May 23, 2008 - 1:45am.
Who or what is IT? I miss everything! *tsk*

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PSL got a troll this morning.

~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU

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OMG!!!!! Tonic your avie is awesome.

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Submitted by Pers on May 22, 2008 - 8:35pm.
Yawn
Another 'tell all' book. I respected what they were doing more before he/she decided to be an attention whore.

@Sock Monkey - you look so cozy! I want to cuddle!
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Hi! Pers! Yeah, that's my warmest outfit! *coming over to sit on your lap* Okay, now we can cuddle!
Uh..by the way...got any dryer sheets or maybe some liquid softener? lol

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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 22, 2008 - 5:32pm.

Socky, my little lovebug
You are always arriving as I am leaving!!!
DAMN!
You probably plan it that way, don't you?!!?!?!
Aw, just kidding...

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Who or what is IT? I miss everything! *tsk*

chris1984's picture

http://www.intimatemingle.com

This dude is found at the interracial club ++ INTIMATEMINGLE.COM ++a moment ago. He has created a personal profile to seek young and hot girls out of his race there.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 23, 2008 - 1:38am.
Hey everyone! Is it safe here?

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Hey! I think so. Haven't seen IT around since people started reporting IT.

~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 23, 2008 - 1:39am.
Mike is a ladies man.
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That's what they all say! ;D

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Submitted by RichBitch on May 22, 2008 - 5:41pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 23, 2008 - 1:38am.
Hey everyone! Is it safe here?
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Of course, why wouldn't it be?
btw my ass avie is back due to quite overwhelming demand! er, sorry! ;)
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PSL!!! His is my favorite avie!!!
I find that tuchus...inspiring.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 22, 2008 - 8:38pm.
Hey everyone! Is it safe here?

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Safer than a limo ride with the Hilton sisters ;)

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