Thursday, May 22nd 2008

Pregnant Dude Is Writing A Book

Pregnant dude, aka Thomas Beatie, is currently writing a book called LOVE MAKES A FAMILY: A Memoir of Hardship, Healing and an Extraordinary Pregnancy. That title is too damn long! How about, The Life & Times of Hot Pregnant Dude! That sounds better.

Entertainment Tonight reports:

LOVE MAKES A FAMILY follows Thomas Beatie through his transformation from a girl scout and beauty queen to a fully legal and recognized man with a black belt in marital arts and a loving wife named Nancy, herself a former champion bodybuilder. It will follow Thomas and Nancy through their controversial decision to have a baby and yet not hire a surrogate to carry the child; to, instead, have Thomas--who underwent gender reassignment surgery but kept his female reproductive organs--get pregnant and carry the child himself.

I was hoping for a reality show on Vh1, but this will work! This shit better be 99% pictures. A story is best told in pictures. I'm too lazy to read all that shit. Better yet, he should make it a pop-up book. Pop-up books are fun.

Pregnant dude's book is due out September 30th. His baby is due in about 6 weeks.

Posted by: Michael K


EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 23, 2008 - 7:05am.

awake early, eh?

OT: nothing like a fuzzy pregnant belly.. nothing

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christine the hoff's picture

I don't really give a fuck about her but I sure feel sorry for a baby who's whored out before it even arrives.
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Submitted by sonne on May 23, 2008 - 3:46am.

He's not the first transgender to have a baby and won't be the last.
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Slicing off ones breasts does not constitute transgender. It's just mutilation. She still has a babymaker, and she is a she.

She may be planning on going the whole nine yards, and when she does, then I will happily address her as "sir".

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Submitted by DR.FUNK on May 23, 2008 - 3:43pm.
How is this good for the kid?

People stopped caring about the welfare of children years ago. If it bleeds it leads, and if kids get caught in the crossfire then so much the better for the ratings. If Oprah gave two solid gold shits about anything other than herself or her fucking show, she would have asked that very questions.

I can totally see her airing the birth during sweeps.

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EveryStrangersEyes's picture

there has got to be a limerick for this

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"Changes come before we can grow.
Learn to see them before were too old.
Dont just take me for tryin' to be heavy.
Understand, its time to get ready for the storm"

sonne's picture

He's not the first transgender to have a baby and won't be the last. Yes, I'm tired of this story, too, and the idiocy with which the general public greets it, as if it's shocking or something (oprah's audience anyway).

sexy's picture

Hamburgers!

DR.FUNK's picture

How is this good for the kid?

Well, It's amazing, I just saw his profile on a celeb dating site " millionaireloves.c om", what kind of raltionship is he looking for? Just curious !

hannie's picture

Haha! Either Mad or Dum!
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Submitted by hannie on May 23, 2008 - 2:20pm.
will the kid call him mum or dad?

Mad.

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hannie's picture

will the kid call him mum or dad?

Slutleena's picture

If he wants to be a man more power to him..but am I the only person tired of hearing this story told as if he was born a man and by some freak of nature became pregnant. This isn't Extrodinary..this is common knowledge. You still have female anatomy and you got pregnant sounds simple to me.

Sincerely,
Alana Smithee

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

*imo, there are a lot of judgements and rude remarks made about freaks/weirdos but not enough analysis and meaningful conversation about a fundamental question regarding our being.

ill read this book.*

You make very good points. I doubt you'll find a hint of an answer in this person's book.

Personally, I think it's all a matter of biology, and everybody's just fooling themselves. Nature is a hell of a lot more crass than people give it credit for. XY = BOY, XX = GIRL. Period.

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Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

It's the yellow-tinged pit hair that sickens me. Dude, or uh, chick, one word. Norelco. Pit hair shouldn't be long enough to style.

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Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 8:33pm.
Submitted by dianaevaknight on May 22, 2008 - 8:26pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 8:12pm.
Submitted by dianaevaknight on May 22, 2008 - 8:02pm.

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I never said I had a problem with transgendered people, or with the transgender idea, in general. Correcting you on the surgery details had nothing to do with my opinion of transgenders. When I register an opinion about transgenders, THEN you can comment upon it, but until I do, don't ever presume to put words in my mouth. (or at my fingertips) Legally or not, SHE is still a female. SHE has not finished her sexual reassignment, and is therefore, not completely a male. And SHE is pregnant the same way billions of other women have been. SHE may prefer to be CALLED he, but calling me "The Queen of England" doesn't make me the real deal, now does it?

Comparing transgendered and transitional people /community someone who prefers being called the queen is LUDICROUS

You may not think you are being offensive but you are. I have friends who are trans or have transitioned and havent had any gender reassignments but take hormones or have had chest surgery and prefer to be called male. and in the LGBT community it is not only rude but VERY disrespectful to call someone by a pronoun they do not prefer. This is very important to someone who is trans as it helps them to make that transition into their friends and family calling them the appropriate pronoun. its about SOCIAL CONSCIOUSNESS. I have done a lot of research on transgendered and transexual people and i have close friends in the community. so although you may not have a "problem" with them you're still disrespecting them.

Monalicious's picture

Hello, D-Listed!!!!!!!1
I look at this situation and so many twisted questions come to me.........
How did they get him pregnant if he has a penis??? Did they surgecly implant embrios in him/her? I knpw they can do a c-section to get the baby out, but how did it get there in the first place? Also, is he/she gonna try to breast feed? that would be funny. Look out, man breastfeeding!!! Make sure the baby doesn't cough up a hairball!! As publistity crazy as he/she is, you know breastfeeding pics will come out. Pardon the pun, but you know He/she will milk this for all it's worth!! That poor baby.

Living well is the best revenge.......

rk-d's picture

If she has a uterus, ovaries and is pregnant then I think it's fair to say that she's a woman. A bearded woman.

So pregnant dude had her breasts removed-nicejob, I see no scars. And clearly, pregnant dude has been using male hormones.

How can pregnant dude sustain a pregnancy with this confusing hormonal scenario?

It takes more than just a uterus bring a baby to full term.

loric's picture

The child is going to be the one to suffer. This man/woman will continue to whore this child out for the rest of his/her life. He/she can say adios to a normal childhood and will live it's life as part of a sideshow for money.

I still don't get why you would spend time and money trying to become a man, only to get pregnant and have a child.

I'll step off my soapbox now.

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God be with you, dumbass.

letinstar's picture

you would think this person would want to lead a nice, quiet, normal life, atleast for the sake of the kid that's about to pop...this is just as hobaggish as any other hollywood skank selling their baby's pictures to the highest bidder...
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Leatherette's picture

with you there, EP. Not buying the book. & Valium is lovely with a half-glass of chardonnay, fuck Sleepytime tea.

ExoticPittsburgh's picture

Transgendered people are the coolest this world has to offer. They are the sexual outlaws of all sexual outlaws (yeah I love Camille Paglia). But this ho is a PHONY. She wants to sell a book. I don't want anyone to think by ragging on her that I'm ragging on transgendered people. They the best. Ok thas all 4 me. I need to take a valium and go to bed.

Leatherette's picture

I second Devore. Yes, this tran's a famewhore working a stunt most likely. Yes, dude/ette got his uterus the natural way. But don't forget there is such a thing as a hermaphrodite (a state that is much more common than most people are comfortable with), with genitalia that conflict with the organs and hormones that are on the insde. And maybe the spirit itself. That's why reincarnation Buddhist-style makes more and more sense as I think about all this.

ExoticPittsburgh's picture

And I hope none of the fabulous and smart fans of Dlisted shell out their bitchilly earned money on this fraud's tall tale. God, I don't know why this bitch/douche pisses me off so much. But he/ she reeks of phony.

No Words's picture

Loves you, too, Dawnie! *muah* Hope the move is going well.

As far as my poor old uterus, it was time for the old girl to go.

(sorry, guys, for the chick TMI)

Devore's picture

well, now that you mention it he doesnt look very many afterall.

he looks masculine, he doesnt look like a man.

his body and facal hair are too artfully applied.

he looks like a very delicately made male who is trying to butch it up.

but what makes a man a man and a woman a woman?

i shit you not, this is a question that is a lot more difficult to answer than you would think.

a woman is a person who gives birth?

so that means every woman who cant have children or does not WANT to have children is not a woman.

a woman is a person born with a vagina?

that is a very crass way to define one's being!

plus, as you can see people who are born with vaginas can chose to become men and have their vagina turned into a penis.

imo, there are a lot of judgements and rude remarks made about freaks/weirdos but not enough analysis and meaningful conversation about a fundamental question regarding our being.

ill read this book.

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

@NoWords:

Well, I am just digusted by the exploitation. This beesh hacked off her noonies with the help of a dreadful surgeon.

And sorry 'bout yer uterus. I still got mine but no babies grow there.

I love you, No Words! Really! You are good people!

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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore

patty cake's picture

I hope his taint splits

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Fred Flintstone's picture

His tits are bigger than Julliette Lewis!

bourgie's picture

This is a woman who is having a baby OK? Fuck her and her stache

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 22, 2008 - 9:58pm.

@James Haven:

I would have TOTALLY let you pour at my tea parties, and told the other girls to step off my hot boyfriend!!!!!

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Thanks Dawnie! That is sweet. If only the ladies outside of Dlisted, treated James Haven the way his Dlisted bitches treat him, he wouldn't of had to take Angie to his prom.

Well, he should'nt speak ill of Angie. We were crowned King and Queen of the prom. Guess which was which!

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There's a very good reason men weren't designed to have babies: we would turn it into a sport, complete with cheerleaders, fantasy leagues, wagering, and corporate sponsorships.

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No Words's picture

@Dawnie...Hi, sweets!

Okay, so I have breasts, but no uterus...I wear pants most of the time...if I choose to call myself a man and marry a woman, what's stopping me?

It's the lack of commitment to one persona that bugs me...and right now, Thomas is a woman having a baby...no miracles here!

*ranting*

ExoticPittsburgh's picture

Um, not to be the annoying person but pregnant thomas has been writing a book since we first heard of her/him. She/he announced it early on that he/she intended to write a book, hence all the negative criticism about what a attention- whore he/she is. All of his/her candid vulnerablility has been calculated to draw interest in his/her soon to be bestseller. That's why arguing about the meaning of his/her pregnancy is such a farce, since he/she is hardly the genuine article. It's all a show intended to snatch your dollars.

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

@James Haven:

I would have TOTALLY let you pour at my tea parties, and told the other girls to step off my hot boyfriend!!!!!

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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore

James Haven's picture

Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 22, 2008 - 9:48pm.

You certainly are a cute, Dawnie!

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Submitted by Mabel Hodges on May 22, 2008 - 9:48pm.

Mabel wants questions for tomorrow!

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DawnieDawnDawn's picture

@NoWords:

Ugh. Right?
I could hack off my noonies, but still get preggers and have a baby....because...wait for it.....
I AM STILL A WOMAN!

And so is she. *naps until something truly shocking happens*

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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore

shandi's picture

Sorry, but if he is having a baby, then he is a SHE.

No Words's picture

A woman having a baby...no big deal.

What a sham! She doesn't qualify as a male until she has her female reproductive organs removed. Just because she had her breast removed, and her puss turned inside out, doesn't make her a man. What gravels my ass is the state aloud her to legally change her sex status to male while she still has her female reproductive system. You want to be a man? Then be a man! She was aloud to legally marry another woman, while other same sex couples are still denied their rights.

Leatherette's picture

If we'd only been handed the evolutionary card dealt to the various fishes and insects which change gender when either female or male populations begin dropping or increasing too much for survival, this would be no big deal.

Sexual orientation is also no big deal when you observe that every species on earth has the gays -- beginning to look like nature's way of curbing overpopulation.

Correction: It's no big deal except to the masses of ign'nt and bigoted.

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

@James Haven:
Thanks! That is me, circa 1971. I was a hot bitch, even before my Mary Kay makeover!

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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore

Mabel Hodges's picture

Mabel wants questions for tomorrow!

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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz

http://www.myspace.com/mabelhodges
ASK MABEL!!!

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 22, 2008 - 9:40pm.

He doesn't qualify as a pregnant man unless he delivers it through his pee hole.

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James Haven's picture

Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 22, 2008 - 9:41pm.

James Haven never lies! If it works for Angie, it will work for you!

Love your avie!

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Mabel Hodges's picture

Jesus Kryst, Team Valtrex.
But, yeah.

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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz

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DawnieDawnDawn's picture

James Haven!

Satin Lips has changed my life! I will take a case , please! I am one hot bitch now.

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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 22, 2008 - 9:38pm.
He is gorgeous and pregnant. I understand he's married and having a baby, so why is his profile on preggerssingledudes.com
It is a mystery to me...:0)
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